Hello, fellow Invincibles
>>529421267You lost against a bunch of emu's.
>>529421385You don't know how apostrophes work
>>529421267>North Korea technically hasn't lost the war yetBased, at least until a woman becomes the next dear leader and destroys the country.
>>529421267>Korea gets colonized >But we didn't fight them, so it doesn't count as losing a war!!Uh. I guess.
>>529421385>You lost against a bunch of emu's.You're assuming we're not the emus.Typical dumbfuck goose.
>>529421267Australia fought in VietnamCanada, can't lose a war if you never fight
>>529421558
>>529421267Didn't Australia lose the Great Emu War?
>>529421512Being pedantic doesn't change what he said m8
>>529421512He's a jeet.
>>529421267#MapsWithoutNZ
>>529421267But Australia lost its war against the emus!
>>529421267Don't want to lose a war? Don't start one. Very simple.
>>529421267Countries that never fought a war map.
>>529421267New Whiteness map?
>>529421676I never even noticed they have teeth on their tongue.
>>529421267Isreal RomeAfrica EuropeIndonesia DutchKorea JapanAustralia EmuI guess that leaves a few
>>529421267We just lost at everything else.
>>529421841Canada fought a war against USA and won...
>>529421624i miss this nigga
>>529421267Emus aside, that is pretty impressive.But I gotta say, even though we've lost plenty of wars, and is even famous for being in the top 10 of speedrunning war losing.We still have more years of "not losing wars" than all of you "invincibles" added together.So there's that.
>>529421267nufags countries
>>529421867I heard that the tiny pseudo-country of Liechtenstein once sent like 29 men out on a war and when they came back they were 30 - they'd made a friend along the way.
>>529422015when was this?
>>529421558Kek
>>529422015US lost because they could not defeat the walled city of Quebec. Must be why they seethe so much about a wall. >they were british!No, they were Canadiens, british, native, and niggers.
>AustraliaVietnam>CanadaParticipated in the war in Afghanistan, lost by proxy.>African countriesColonized>KoreaTaken over by China and Japan
>>529421385Op is a non subhuman parasite, not Australian
>>529422179I wouldn't consider my relatives that came over in 1795 Canadian.
>>529421624We literaly beat you in 1812.
>>529422285a rational canuckweird
>>529421267If we didn't lose any wars, why are we flooded with hordes of shit from third world toilets?
>>529422166God damn you mutts aren't taught anything in your schools, are you?
>>529421624>Canada, can't lose a war if you never fightCanada fought a few wars.They wrote the Geneva convention because of our demoralization tactics.
>>529422238Forgot Israel, lost in lebanon in 2000 and 2006
>>529422309you literally didn't exist as a nation
>>529422179Oh do I wish to have lived during that.The 1812 war was pure kino.We should have put in a permanent policy to always be able to militarily repel america.Germanoceltic ziochristcucks are scum.
>>529421267Hello!
>>529421267BRAZILIAN MASTER RACE
>>529421267not really an achievement when your country didnt even exist during the ages of war being declared every dayonly impressive one on this map is korea
>>529421267> BrasilLmfao, check my flag
Funny coming from a nation that lost a war to birds lmao
>>529422309>WEMuslims won
>>529422166Canadians claim victory in the war of 1812 because it was a stalemate and the only battle fought on Canadian soil was a decisive American defeat.
>>529422505We should have Sparta to Americas Athens.Lean mean war criminal psychos.
>>529422557Korea technically lost as Manchuria and spiritually lost in the Korean War
>>529422653canada, as a nation, didn't exist in 1812it'd be like saying the US won the French and Indian War
>>529421267You lost the Emu war against some fat ass chickens
>>529422574Neither Brazil nor Argentina won the war, and in the end we decided to create your country as a buffer. So it's a draw. Be happy you aren't part of Argentina.
>>529422574Flag checked.Something about Gay Urukai.What's that then?
>>529421267>all nu-states that didn't exist 200 years agolol
US lost: WW2VietnamAfghanistanIsrael wants to defeat Iran but also exhaust USA with this war
>>529422793No Canada views itself as a Canadian people during that time.The Canadians who burnt the white house down still have the american flag from that battle in one of the infantry regiments museums.Also at the armoury in Winnipeg had the noose that hung Louis riel displayed in their mess.I miss that Canada. Its now as weak as a boomers constitution.
>>529423136>lost ww2no, but also yes looking at long term results
>>529423220oh, well I guess I "view" myself as a god of the earth because just saying things, makes them true
>>529421267Have you forgotten about Vietnam and Afghanistan?
>>529423220that "canada" was always a lie you stupid fucking retard
>>529423375You didn't turn into god tho.Canada turned into Canada.So I guess the difference is that you don't have any follow through on your intentions.Exactly what I expect from you.
>>529423220>The Canadians who burnt the white house down ...were born in Great Britain>one of the infantry regiments museums.The ones who burned the white house were British volunteer regiments that were raised in Great Britain. They literally sailed across the Atlantic to BTFO the US for threatening their colony.
>>529423568Canada has turned into indiaI do commend you on that rakjeesh, conquered a nation without a shot fired
>>529423546Written by brown or empathofaggot hands.
>Korea
>>529423698The entire west has a really poor grasp of hybrid war commuted at a civilian level.Its quite disgusting.There is no boundary between civilian and military.The military should use hybrid warfare to commit kinetic action against hostile civilian elements.>fun fact! Outside of workers rights, the entirety of contemporary leftism can be identified as treasonous if you look up any books on hybrid warfare.
>>529421267>Literally get colonized three times>They hold public executions of your leaders in your capital, and establish a puppet government that pledges military support to the people who were just hanging your boys yesterday>Lose half the countryYeah you're really stretching the definition of "Losing a war" and getting really creative with how you're Countries.
>>529421267>australiaTrying to forget the emu war already?
>>529422793Canada, as a nation, never existed.Canada used to refer to the St-Lawrence valley. But people living there didn't identify as Canadians.After loyalists settled modern days Ontario, they created "upper" and "lower" Canada.At that point, people started calling themselves Canadians, but it wasn't a nation. It was already a multicultural colony.In no point in history has Canada been a unified nation.
Lol all these retards falling for the canetoad psyop "emu war".
>>529424337Look at this stupid brown people cope.Don't think I can't see you try to downplay canadas legitimacy in order to justify flooding it with worthless brown people, you worthless fuck.
the real chads in all this are the afghans>rape spawn of Alexander's army>defeats Britain>defeats Soviets >defeats US
>>529424337>In no point in history has Canada been a unified nation.arguably it was very unified in the 1950s, when it was 96% White and Quebec separatism didn't exist
>>529424517Canada is not a legitimate state.Your country should be filled with brownoids just so you can suffer as a minority.
>>529424724It wasn't a single nation though
>>529424728>Your country should be filled with brownoidsthat's literally what Quebec has done. you guys have 4% unemployment while anglo canada filled with Indians has 8% unemployment and still sends billions in equalisation payments to Quebecfuck french people for ruining this country
>>529424517Importing brown people is quintessentially Canadian. It's been happening long before you were born and Canadians continue vote for more.
>>529424560That's why if you want to take Afghanistan, you need to pull out the native playbook and militarily cripple them while colonizing it with your own people.
>>529424868You get what you deserve.I'm a seperatist and I keep voting for liberals just so they shit up your country even more.
>>529424560>the real chads in all this are the afghansafghans get their country raped and half their men killed every 20 years meaning they never develop as a nation to the point they can dissuade cunts from invading them.As we speak they're setting themselves up to get invaded by the chinks and repeating the whole bloody process.Afghans aren't chads, they're fucking retards that need to get their shit together. They can't even feed their country at the moment.
>>529421385fpbp
>>529424914And they are the hostile civilian element that needs to be kinetically liquidated by the military!
>>529425013>I'm a seperatist and I keep voting for liberalswell fuck you I'm moving to Montreal you can't gatekeep me awayhave already sent like 10 job applications for Montreal-based companies
>>529425188>Moving into the worst shithole on earth willinglyGo ahead, lmao.
>>529425343how is it the worst shithole ? leagues better than Toronto with zero indians because they can't speak frenchand you know what, idc I'll move to Saguenay
>>529425458>I'll move to SaguenayCan you even speak French?
We always win.
>>529425695You're the biggest loser hereBlair made sure of that.
>>529425677i can actually thank you very much, not that it has ever helped me in my life. completely uselessmy only issue with saguenay is no tech sector really, seems like a place for blue collars
>>529421558Just because the emu got to your mother before daddy doesn't mean you're half emu. It just means your dad is a cuck.
>>529421267Hi
>>529421385You lost the gold medal
>>529421267>OP mistakes pull out game for lost a war.
>>529426058>Just because the emu got to your mother before daddy doesn't mean you're half emu. It just means your dad is a cuck.Don't talk to me or my sons ever again.
>>529421267>both KoreasI recall them both being occupied by the Japanese, the Mongols and the Chinese.
>>529422574lol it said U r gay
>>529425952>Tech sectorJ'espère que tu aimes Montréal ou Toronto.
>>529421267kek why Korea tho?They were part of the Mongol empire in the Mongol invasions of Japan They were virtually part of the Chinese empire in the first Sino-Japanese WarThey were part of the Empire of Japan in WW2They fought all those wars and lost. They also fought in the Vietnam War for the US and lost
>>529422574The war was a stalemate and your country just sprouted from that.
>>529426987KEEEEEEEK
>>529426745>>529427434>>529423795>>529422709The map maker is biased and only counting modern nation state entities in some cases and historic predecessor states in others. That's why Germany lost wars despite being a brand new state (2 states in fact) after WW2 yet Korea never lost a war because the modern Korean states didn't exist until the 1950s. The map maker was just some fag thinking he's clever and, unfortunately, his map continues to fool retards to this day (as evident ITT).
>>529421267Well technically we never lost
>>529421267>(full) korea>never lost a war>arbitrary nigger borders not divided over ethnic lines>jeetopia3 (leafs) lost to jeetopia1>uae, bahrain, oman has all been obliterated in the past under different names, but the same shitskin ilk.
>>529422574You realize you'd be speaking argentinian if it weren't for us, right?
>>529421267>Koreahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasions_of_Korea
>>529422793Canada, as a nation, does not exist. The vast stretch of land to the north of the US is a progressive, multicultural and LGBTTQUIPVWOP+-positive economic zone where ideas like borders or national identity are illegal. Do not ever again call it a nation.T. member-state of the almost as gay and brown European economic zone
>>529430513>Ctrl+F "Republic of Korea" and "Democratic People's Republic of Korea">0 resultstry again chuddy
>>529421267I can't imagine how anyone just loses a war. How does that happen? Couldn't be me.
>>529421267didn't you lost to emus?
>>529421267
>canada is weak, yadda yaddathen start a war with us, pussy
>>529422047>nigga
>>529421267>KoreaThey lost against themself>UsaThey lost against rice farmers and goat fuckers>Australie Lost against some big birds lmao>AfricaGot colonized>South americaGot colonized
>>529432706>Got colonizednot by you lol outside that patch of empty jungle we gave back after occupying. you lost every battle in this part of the world cuck. Maybe Niger is more up to your size.
>>529421267>jew zealand doesn't existbased
>>529421267you were just too irrelevant to be conquered
>>529421267Shut it, you couldn't even exterminate a bunch of overgrown chickens.
>>529421267>Australia>never lost a warpick one.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
>>529421267So you won in Afghanistan?
>>529421267Hi there!!!
>>529421512bodied that jeet
You fought in Vietnam with us, retard
>>529421267Australia was in the Vietnam war, you retard.
>>529421512You're too afraid to fight your own war, US lapdog.
>>529434556No, they're just hanger-ons. When their daddy USA wins, they claim victory. When USA leaves, they pretend they weren't there.
>>529421267>countries that have never fought a war
What happened to New Zealand? Did it get flushed down the loo?Also this map is stupid for many other reasons.
>>529436545>>529436599>two 1pbtids making the same post 30 seconds apartfuck this botted ass piece of shit board. only a complete retard still actually posts here
>>529421267Vietnam
>>529437180Oh thank God I thought you guys were erased from memory.
>>529434556When a country is occupied for 20 years then yes, you won that war.Seeing if they can stand on their own two feet after those 20 years and they basically don't last 24 hours because they're a bunch of goat fucking mountain niggers is separate.
>>529421267Reminder: When they say the US """""""""lost""""""" a war they're stupidly referring to us voluntarily leaving Vietnam despite inflicting overwhelming causalities and generally making the North Vietcong our bitch
>>529437354Well >we lost the the Second Boer War, Vietnam and Afghanistan so really it's just hiding our shame.>>529437429>3,600 coalition deaths to defeat evil regime of goat farmers>Goat farmers just take over again while you're in the process of leavingCope, it's a loss.
>>529437760Every failed invasion ends in """""""""""voluntarily""""""""""" leaving.
>>529421267Hasn't China and Japan both conquered Korea?
>>529421385We lost to a bunch of emu's what?
>>529421267nigga you lost to a bunch of birds
>>529421267it is my wish to live long enough to see american troops fuck around enough to deploy actual troops on the ground in my country, they've got no idea what it is down here
>>529421267>tfw can never lose because no army in the first place
>>529421385Fuck, I totally forgot about that. Based emus.
>>529421862ducks have them too, it lets them strain algae and duckweed out of pond scum on the water's surface, that's what they're doing when you see them stick their head in the water and just kind of shake their beak around
>>529422402American Iq always proves itself to be very low
>>529423662B-B-But they were b-b-born overseas. I guess half the US army in ww1 and ww2 was full of foreign mercs then