Bros...this is going to escalate and turn into something ugly
>>529434021iran hasn't even brought out the Chinese hypersonics yet
>>529434021And yet Tel Aviv is still not glowing.
>>529434021Oh christ, not the in-laws!
>>529434122might want to hurry
>>529434131I'm sure they're cobbling together a few crude nukes right now
>>529434021Who exactly is on the axis besides Iran?
>>529434021Iran should dirty bomb Israel with all their enriched material. I think it's actually better than a nuke because the jews will suffer from radiation and die brutally.
>>529434021NIGGER SATURDAY
>>529434206ThisWithout launchers they cannot fire missiles...
>>529434206Why didnt they buy that shit the moment the last slap fight with Israel ended?
>>529434312if the "regime" falls, this is exactly what's going to happen
>>529434312If they didn't have morals they would have done so ages ago sadly
>>529434021>The global zionist cartel proudly presents: two dead civilians!
>>529434021ww3 started february 24th 2022.
>>529434157It means sometbing else to them. They havent had decades of anti-family brainwashing like you. You scoffed at it, but your joke is the result of decades of propaganda exposure. Surely you remember all that mess about "breaking up the nuclear family"
>>529434122Saw this on faceberg
>>529434021>Son's wife hanging with daughter's husbandSounds legit.
>>529434218Their proxies and allies>proxiesParts of the Yemen (Houthis), parts of Lebanon (Hezbollah - though I heard they got JUSTed badly), Hamas in parts of Gaza, etcSyria was a part of this, but they got JUSTed and Assad left so they’re losing it in this field>alliesChina, Russia, etc. seems like those guys have their own problems though
>>529434540>fat ahh
>>529434021wow i never noticed his name has the word "ham" in it
>>529434021Why were both in-laws together??Mmmmmhmmm
>>529434122Why not? What are those faggots waiting for? >>529434391I doubt it, iranians prove time and time again that they are all talk, fuckin desert faggots
>>529434391That's true. I heard that this will happen in about 2 weeks.
>>529434021Those idiots just declared war on the rest of the middle east. Iran's gonna get flattened by other muslims.
>>529434131Saddest part of all this.
>>529434685probably because all of the close family members got evacuated to a real bomb shelter
>>529434131Heavy censorship
>>529434530>LE POOR FAMILYthey were a bunch of nepotism towel head elites that were living the good life…until now LMAO.
>>529434131Hope Iran glasses the entire country.
>>529434157They're not just in-laws, they're also nephews and nieces
>>529434021What color of ring will Ayatollah wear now?
>>529434122Heres a little secret *whispers* CHINK SHIT DOESNT WORK
>>529434157In-laws should be important lol
>>529434800>the in-law shelterLmao
>>529434589Seems like North Korea or Russia could squizzle at least one U-232 bottle rocked into Gaza for the Grand Finale since Iran decided to throw shit in every direction all at once for some reason.
>>529434131>And yet Tel Aviv is still not glowing.Sadly.
>>529435260I’m guessing Iran is doing that because they’re (the ayatollah leadership and military command) are in chaos and feel desperate
>>529434021They wont do shit because Iran doesn't have any nukes.
>>529434216yeah, only 2 more weeks and the nukes will be ready
>>529435416>(the ayatollah leadership and military command) are in chaos and feel desperateAre you a jew from CNN? Sure sound like one.
>>529435520I’m speculating, I have no dog in this fightThe another anons is correct though, they’re kinda just throwing things everywhere
>>529434021GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, I WAS PROMISED NUKES AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS IS THE FAGGIEST EXCHANGE EVER. FUCKING KIKE NIGGERS!!! NUKES!!!! NOW!!! PUSH THE GOD DAMN BUTTON!!!!
>>529434122Are they waiting for an invitation?
>>529434021>Bros...this is going to escalateCalm your tits. The in-laws died, but the goats he traded for their daughter lived. Iran wins again.
>>529434021Today was the biggest nothingburger in the history of nothingburgers.I have never experienced such a disappointing and anti-climactic happening.Nothing ever happens. Iran won't do shit.It's over.
The USA wages assassination warfare. That's only funny for it until the others do the same.https://www.anarchonomicon.com/p/assassination-war-and-the-death-of>Put simply the actual Russian Elite are not people very intimidated by assassination. They’ve all known people to be killed in power struggles, epianage, and criminal altercations, and are used to the anxiety that death might wait for them around the corner. And the US and Ukraine lashing out at academics who might be intimidated doesn’t really affect them.>However, if the Russian state did the logical tit-for-tat escalation and responded in kind… that would shake America to its knees. America actually IS run by its academics, political organizers, and bureaucrats. And almost none of the people with power have a gangster or KGB agent’s stoic familiarity with death and danger.
Basically the USA are Ted Bundy. Ted Bundy thought he could murder endlessly. He didn't expect to be caught. And when he was caught, he escaped and murder again. At least he didn't say it was his manifest destiny to murder. Only the electric chair could stop Ted Bundy.
>>529434131Let them cook, they're destroying US assets right now and neutralising their cuckold arab partners
>>529434374they bought it as an on-paper investment with hopes to easily sell to india
>>529436306They didn't hit fuck all besides apartment buildings you retarded island nigger
>>529434750If any of the Arab Muslims could flatten Iran they wouldn't be under the boot of the US in the first place and in need of US protection.
>>529434530Jokes about in-laws are as old as the institute of marriage itself. Do try to lighten up a little.
>>529434021false flag cyber attack on US and allies is coming. their going to debank everyone and use it as an excuse to shut off the internet for civilians.
>>529434157He love him like a son in law
>>529434312Then all these cancer jews will come irritate us here
>>529435416Irans system of government is incredibly decentralized and the Ayatollah, along with the rest of the Mullahs, is not involved in the day to day governance of the country. The Iranian defense forces are also decentralized with the IRGC being basically set up like a network of guerrilla cells, basically the opposite of Arab armies where no one trusts their underlings.
>>529434131Things can escalate quickly. Iran sent 600 drones last time and the vaunted Iron dome shot all of them out of the sky except for 7. The fact that those 7 slow motion drones got through the iron dome was very valuable military intel. It was a probing attack and btw the Israelis knew it was coming too. What would the Israelis do if the Iranians launched a hypersonic missile against them? And mind you they've got a stockpile of those hypersonic missiles btw (which is why Israel's been kvetching about them). Shit can go tits up quickly
>>529436306>>529435260>>529434530>>529434493>>529434312>>529434391Look at all these cope from fucking losers and a loser regime.Faggot traitors.
>>529437484>Things can escalate quickly. Iran sent 600 drones last time and the vaunted Iron dome shot all of them out of the sky except for 7.LOL... fuck you, filthy lying jewrat.
>>529436777Would this give me Monday off? I really don't want to go to work next week.
>>529434021Oops
>>529437484I wonder if they would 7 let go trough to deceive and mislead Intel. Who knows how both sides are calculating and training system.Accepting losses is part of fighting
>>529434540What a disgusting language
>>529438235How is this any different than Americans naming a nuke "Fatboy"
>>529438235Persian is Indo-European. To my ear it sounds fine. Not gross like many other languages do (Arab, Semitic, Chinese, Vietnamese etc.)
>>529435159Tell that to the streethitters.
>>529434889you will never be a real woman, faggot
>>529437673I love Jewish women.
>>529434021>taking out everyone 8n te entire lineageWe are returning to Constantinopal
>>529437673>that frooty loops noseNo thanks.
>>529436046The other thing is people are not ready for the kind of impact this will have on democratic nations.Do you enjoy your leadership being untouchable spoiled nepo-babies living in literal Ivory Towers sneering down at you with contempt, feeling a natural desire to dominate you instead of represent and lead you?No?Well get ready for it to get a lot fucking worse.
>>529436265The world only cares if the USA is doing something. The Killing Fields elicited nothing from the world except for fancy slogans and the promise of 'Never Again". Maduro killed his fellow citizens and plunged the country into poverty while the world verbally chastise the prick with no one having the balls to do anything. The chinks rounded up the Uighurs, forcing them into camps where they're used as fodder for their organ harvesting operation and the world stood by. >Swill flagAh, never mind then. Just issue statements and all will be fine.
>>529436046>russia is run by paranoid gangsters>america is run by academicsyeah checks out, no notes
>>529436046Lmao. Top cope
>>529437484Top cope. Muslim im guessing lol
>>529436265Top cope. Muslim poster lmao
>>529443666>>529443878I just write how it is and what might happen. I don't have a religion.
>>529434122RIP all the israel defenders in the navy
Glass Tel Aviv
>>529434122China did not sell them the best of the best, I guess it was too pricey for Iran.>>529435159least delusional muttoid
>>529434021it's going to escalate into iran putting up another gay flag and swearing revenge and then doing nothingcomplete nothingburger
