"He's dead goyim, trvst. We somehow have a picture of his body from the middle of a warzone with dead internet connection. Mossad just faxed it through the Aether. Oh yeah, they also hooked it to a hospital bed btw. ANYWAY, GO TO THE STREETS AND RIOT"
>>529442969Iran turned off their own internet to prevent a rebellion. They had massive riots a month ago and had to kill over 30,000 people to stop it. If the Ayatollah was still alive they would have put out a video of him rallying his supporters by now. It's been over 12 hours and still total silence. The longer it goes on the more likely he's dead.
>>529442969He better not die.Tens of thousands of whores are about to be chained up.Approve the order mister Ayatollah!
>>529442969one of Palantir's founders strongly suggests Palantir is behind the confirmation of his death.
>>529443321If he's dead then it's the most retarded move his government can do. They would have declared a replacement already to quell the rioters
>believing any shit a jew saysyeah just like they killed bin laden and never snapped a pic lol goyim really are just mindless cattle
