ITT: We talk about interactions with the popo.>be me >be driving home>rolled two joints of weedy pots>smoke one>go to light the other>see cop who had pulled someone over>see another ahead pulling someone else over>pass him>see a third cop pulling over yet another>they are all busy I guess>light joint>cherries and berries behind me>oh dear>furiously smoke the joint as i'm pulling over>continue to smoke it as the cop is walking up to my truck>throw it in the ashtray>cop knocks on window, I roll it down>cop is hit with a wall of weed smoke>cop says "oh my god. so yeah step out of the vehicle.">I step out, denying I have weed>cop calls turbo backup, K9 unit>six squad cars, guns drawn, german shepherd deployed>dog approaches my truck and tells them there is a weed>in the dog's mind, my whole truck IS the weed>cops search, cannot find the weed>a half hour goes by>they let me go, pissed off, finding nothing>I drive away, getting the joint from the ashtray and smoke the rest
Here they'd give you a weed saliva test and then do a blood draw.
>>529449894Can't you refute that by saying that you smoked weed 2-3 days ago since those test can't tell when you actually smoked?
>>529448662protip: look like someone who drinks alcohol and not like someone who smokes weed.they will test you for the alcohol but forget about the weed.
>>529448662>Be me>Did something bad>Police stops me on the sidewalk>Points at two niggers walking the opposite direction>"It was those two black fellas">Police gives chase without question >Continue my dayWorks everytime
>be me>doing 200mph on the freeway, shooting meth and careening into schoolbusses and pregnant women>flashing lights behind me>screech to a halt and exit my vehicle, brandishing my assault rifle and smoking a blunt>cop sees that i'm white and lets out a sigh of relief, apologizing for bothering me>i point out a black person going 1mph over the limit as i leave>drive away as he's vaporized by the airstrike they call in on him
>>5294486624th amendment search and seizure, warrants 5th amendment interrogations and Miranda searchs right to remain silent6th amendment post arrest interrogations jury and trialOne never has to open their door for a police officer or consent to a search of their vehicle. Police will lie to you. You always must ask directly clearly and specifically multiple times for an attorney. Say I am invoking my constitutional right to speak to attorney. I will not answer any more questions. That is like a cross to a vampire. Go read about them on Wikipedia. You’re welcome
