‘Raisins,’ not ‘Virgins,’ Quran scholars sayQuran scholar Irshad Manji said the word “virgin” in the Quran meant “raisin.”https://globalnation.inquirer.net/163694/raisins-not-virgins-quran-scholars-say
>>529449195Hello Mossad
hell i go out get 72 rasins at the store i dont need to bomb anyone for that
>>529449195remember when she used her face mask to pick up dog shit, and then put the mask back on?The internet does.
>>529449195I’d eat her raisins
>>529449449Not sure I know what you mean....
>>529449363She sucks off niggers
>>529449557this
>>529449298hello bot
>>529449195yeah, its a bunch of 72 dried grapes still on the vine that never reduces in number no matter how man you eat. they are the sweetest of raisins and each one gives you a different unimaginable pleasure, most of which shall be sexual in nature. it is in this way that the faithful muslim gets his 72 virgins - via the medium of eating raisins.
>>529449195Based and snackpilled
>>529449195Ah yes, nothing inspires the fanatics to sacrifice their lives for the cause like the promise of a pile of shriveled grapes. How could it have been misunderstood for so long?
>>529449557>>529449595I’ll tell you later when you’re older
>>529449195>Irshad Manjiliterally a canadian-ugandan lesbian
>>529449363Imagine believing publicity stunts for monetized clicks on the internet is real life.
>>529449557
>>529449780did she ever do lesbian porn?
>>529449195Didn't he fly to Moscow? That's what you said before.
>>529450036Perhaps, but she is definitely not interested in what muslim scripture ACTUALLY means.
>>529449195Why do all brown women have hairy ass arms
>>529449195
>>529449195the word houri حُـورِيَّـة comes from the root حُـورِ meaning 'bleach', something that was black and becomes white. it also means 'return'. they interpreted this to mean virgin girls, purified, but it could also be a metaphor for dates which are white when ripe and turn black meaning they themselves will be purified in Jannah, time will go backwards like their language to before they were born. it is also similar to the word for 'freedom' حرية huriya
>>529449195WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHITI CONVERTED TO ISLAM FOR CUNNY NOW YOU TELL ME?
>>529450480they are the reward of heaven my friend
>>529449195I don’t know how to tell you this anon but she’s not a virgin
>>529449866>Imagine believing publicity stunts for monetized clicks on the internet is real life.Are you saying the dog poop was fake?
>>52944919572 virgins is a Jewhadist salafist thing they tell their suicide bombing cattle
>>529449195Insane butterface
>>529450616houri also sounds like 'whore'. whether this was borrowed by Germanics as some kind of semantic reversal is debatable, the houris taken by Arabs would haven't been pure to Europeans. buyer and sellers have different perspective of the product
>>529449195LOL imagine dying for a fag shoving 72 raisins up your asshole for eternity. Is this the muslim idea of heaven?
>>529451544isn't that what a mirage is? the oasis looks great then you get there and it's not so great and just a bunch of sand. Prophet Muhammed would have surely encountered many in this time.
>>529449653If they are magic replenishing raisins, why do you need more than one?
she has a really tight pussy, one of the tightest ive seen in porn
>You will be able to fly to Iran and hook up with Iranian hottiesBlessed timeline.
>>529452236you wont know until you're balls deep just how tight that pussy is
>>529449195I hate porn whores but Mia khalifa was hot as fuck and had the best fake tits ever.
>>529451544At least they're not watermelons!
>>529449298Hello Ahmed
>>529452325shut the fuck up virginshe struggles to rico strongs dick in and genuinely winces in pain like its a coke can.... he has decent girth but is a pencil compared to a lot of other stars
>>529449195Hopefully some rum raisins!!
>>529450429what is an ass arm? do you have to see a doctor if you have them?
>>529452518>he knows porn star nameslol, you stared at the balls and now you're GAY
>>529452325>balls deepalso: you can't go balls deep unless you have a tiny dick, that phrase is the best microdick filter of all time
>>529450429high test. it's why their males are alphas and white dudes are such beta faggots like this porn addict >>529452518
>>529452518She's an actress you retard. You know how women are always being performative during sex? She did that professionally.
>>529452677projection, tiny dickim a cervix breaker, my balls smack ass cheeks because my cock is stirring her guts
>>529449195Well in dat case we raisin da roof
>>529452715>>529452775get these fucking AIDS infested zoomer chomos off my sight before I get angry
>>529452821>im a cervix breaker,AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHdid you mean circuit breaker? you meant circuit breaker right
>>529452821HAHAHAHAHHAHAAaHAAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>529452677You can't go balls deep because you post on 4chan/pol and all women are abhorred by you other than Emily Youcis and she's married
>>529449195I will now jerk off to Mia in his honor
>>529453250Are you done yet?
>>529449195>>529449955So 36 virgins?
>>529452862you wont do shit gay faggot miga nigger
>>529453171>>529452977>samefagging multiple timesyou're BROWN hymie
Sorry faggots.Mr. Bean is tapping this well-used pussy.
