I am a foreigner, who is trying to join the Ukrainian military to fight for Ukraine, but they don’t want me
>>529450850Why were you denied? Also, why are you trying to join the Ukrainian military?
>>529451628I need food and water, and they will feed me. I hate being on the verge of homelessness. Also they didn’t tell me why
>>529452788#1 because you are a bum#2 they dont want potential spies#3 youre still a bum
>>529453075You’re a pedophile. And they should take me, I’m a stop Stanford graduate, have experience building A.I soldier robots. I know everything about field combat since I had to study it when building these robots
>>529450850they don't take retards and you have to be a retard to want to join them
Average /k/edditor, too fat and gay to join the military
>>529450850It's bad optics to have foreigners dying in drone strikes and their local news writing stories about it
>>529453233how good are you at digging trenches?
>>529452788>>529453233Why can't you join the US military?
>>529450850Don't lie. Even subhumans from cartels are accepted.
You can join the french foreign legion instead
>>529450850ziggers infiltrated in the first phase and fucked up a lot
>>529454433hilarious if true
>>529454296They didn’t tell me
>>529454417Tried was denied but that’s expected you need experience
>>529454304Bait, Ukrainians with 10 years military experience are being denied
>>529453345If you aren’t trying to join then you’re stupid. They’ll for you food and water
>How come they don't want me man?
>>529452788Probably because you have no military experience and aren't in good enough physical shape to be worth training.
>>529454304Not when the subhumans weigh 200kg and have to be rolled from place to place.
>>529455322I was almost an Olympic skier. My parents spent literally 500k over my life training me for it
>>529455459Not much use for downhill skiing in the middle of the Ukrainian war zone.
>>529455521Point is I’m fitMy parents are also very very wealthy and well connected and I could maybe use their power to get m in.
>>529450850Bureaucracy. No wait, let me rephrase that, OUTDATED BUREAUCRACY. You need a shit ton of paperwork to even get close to the armed forces, not to mention joining them.
>>529455577Sell feet pics on OF, use money to buy weapons, just tag along with a squad and rock into the spicy zone.They will surely integrate you into the fold when you start taking names and kicking asses.
>>529452788>I need food and water, and they will feed meI am so sorry for you, anon. I also wanted to join in Zelensky's genocide ride because I wanted compensation for my struggling family.
>>529450850Erik, please kill yourself
>>529456105If I walk around the streets of Kyiv randomly, can I bait the meat business men to busify me? Is it faster to get to the front that way?I don't want "NATO training", I played Counter-Strike and according to the real ukrainian soldiers, both prepare you equally to the war.
>>529457158It’s a hard world>>529457438Same, I don’t care if I die I’d rather that then starve
>>529453233Oh, so you were rejected for mental illness.
I hope they do take you eventually and you die on the very first day
>>529457438> If I walk around the streets of Kyiv randomly, can I bait the meat business men to busify me? If you start acting like a beaten girl and screaming all over, most likely.> Is it faster to get to the front that way?By busify, no. There's a very good chance you'll get stuck in bureaucratic hell, before reaching training.> I don't want "NATO training", I played Counter-Strike and according to the real ukrainian soldiers, both prepare you equally to the war.I wish life was as simple as video games.
>>529458259I would rather die from a bullet than starvation
>>529457850>>529458604Okay tell me whats your goal, what you really want from it? Most of the "volunteers" think it will be like Afghanistan or something similar. Nothing like that, your assault won't be with artillery preparation, you won't have air cover, even if you're wounded, no apc won't come to rescue you. Most of the time you'll just be sitting in some hole and waiting for your shift to end, while the drones periodically attack, one after another. So you won't get any bullet, bullet wounds in this conflict make up less than 5%. The least you'll get out of this situation is ruined health, worse case scenario... well, we've all seen these video, I won't explain it to you.
>>529456105Not true at all for foreign volunteer battalions, you just have to make contacts.
>>529459611Tbh I hate my life I’m going homeless and id rather die in combat than starve or freeze here because my family would be so ashamed if I did that. Even if I become disabled then I will be taken care of by the government and won’t go homeless
>>529460141Just join your own country's military, you'll get free food/housing and have less of a chance of being used for a meat grinder. If you're too retarded to realize this then it makes sense why you're going homeless.
>>529459955Often they're written in such a tricky way that you're not even officially on position there — it’s like you’re not even not listed at all. Considering how much the country loves to deceive, I'd be very careful with this.
>>529455459So the retardation is congenital then.
>>529460510You need very wealthy family for that… stupid
>>529450850>memeflag LARP threadHope more redditards sign up to become drone food though hehe
>>529450850You've got to be pretty low spec for them to refuse youSpeclet
