Israel got us to bomb Iran. I know a winning team when I see one, and if you can't beat em, join em. That's why I'm converting to Judaism, and you should too.
>>529452047God bless Israel!
>>529452047Doesn't work like that. You have to be born one. 'Reform Judaism' is just a meme. You can, however, join the IDF and go die for them like a good goy.
>>529452047Israel is fucked
>>529452047America will take in 100 million refugees Welcome the stranger
I think the whole Iran situation basically proves that sandniggers are too incompetent to be one of the sovereign powers like Russia and China. At this point I believe they’d be better off being raped by Jewish interests than ruling themselves. Anti regime Iranians know that their people are better off as slaves but are too embarrassed to admit that so they make up fantasies that the regime falling will turn Iran into a developed proud country.
>>529452047>That's why I'm converting to JudaismWho will tell this goy that judaism is an ethnoreligion? Anyway Iran and Goymas are both israeli golems. Did this help them? Ultimately, the jews will sacrifice all goys, and especially their children, to Moloch.
>>529452257it's the>You have to be born a Jewthat is the meme. They will welcome me with open arms. I have already spoken to my local rabbi about it
>>529452047Lmao you will never be treated as one of them. They will snicker at you behind your back. You do not simply convert to judaism despite what they tell you.
>>529452412>sovereign powers like Russia and ChinaCommunists are necessarily golems
>>529452047I regret to inform you we're full. we wish you good luck on your journey. the jews.
>>529452605Rabbi's outside of Israel are just larping.
>>529452047Doesn't work that way. You can follow the religion and culture but you'll never have the blood which is all that really matters.
Mazltov and thank youHowever, we are processing many other applications and are sad to inform we are fullWe can still be frens thoHava, nagila hava, nagila hava, nagila ve'nismekha!
israel is unironically the most based country at the moment
I wonder if the (confirmed 70% of all /pol/ traffic) Israeli users reading this are endeared or offended, kek.
>>529452951Russians and Chinese didn’t evolve to be free men like western whites. They’ll always be like this regardless of Jewish influence.
I look jewish to the point where I'd say half of my relationships have been with jewish women. The only thing that doesn't look jewish about me is my dick and that is honestly the one thing that has held me back from just pretending to be a heeb. I'd have to claim to be from a secular family but still have matrilineal descent anyway for long term infiltration but I still think my foreskin makes me stand out even though I'm a walking happy merchant
>>529452047Welcome anon. God bless Israel.
>>529452047you allrdy joint when your parents consent to cut your foreskin.
same, I want in on the welfare, Im so tired of working
they won't let you. that's the point. you are not chosen.
>>529452047You need to cut your smekel
