PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>529471623Good evening and thank you baker!
Hell yeah bros, whipped up some of my famous Italian soup for the big show!
TYB, and good evening all.
Do you think Dan Abrams is going to mention the subhuman White guy who butchered his family?
First Shift updatesSticks and Rizzo continue to keep Curtis locked up in the back due to systemic racism>Armed guys refusing to leave house, talked to motherMom called police because her daughter's party got out of handOne guy had 4 warrants including eluding, taken to jail>Daytona beach e-bike on highway doing Uber EatsGiven a warning and let goDan says all sushi is frozen, Sticks gave him a puzzled look>Rizzo's pronounciation of Puyallup during Triple PlayPeople whined onlinepew-ALL-up, apparently>Dashcam from Huber HeightsOfficer chasing somebody and lost sight of himIt was garbage day, the garbage guy pointed him out to the cop just before dumping it into the back, pic relIn my neighborhood, the garbage trucks are basically automated with a grabber that lifts it up and dumps itThat guy would've gotten crushed if it was like that
>fever>headache>sore throat>slept 4 hours last nightLets see if the show is interesting enough that I can stay awake
ty baker
TYB and good evening anons>>529471956Just like my Gam Gam used to make
TYBmorning gents>>529471956god i hope this is a laughi think i have 20 pages of /PIG/ generals to peruse fuck me
>>529472303Thank you for the updates anon
>>529472465Thank you webmanonThat's fucking great
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>529473005Nye county barely has anyone in it, if it didn't make the local paper I'd say nothing happened to him. NV is like that
>>529472677>i think i have 20 pages of /PIG/ generals to peruse fuck meeh...i'm so over faggot war threadsMIGAtards are the dumbest golem fucks alive
>>529473212ur right there are so manymainly webm hunting
>>529473162Damn, that’s messed up!
>>529473212It's incredible how MIGAtards are celebrating getting involved in another Middle East quagmire
this better be good
>>529471956Looks good. I made white people tacos. I used the regular seasoning mix with ground beef, but pureed a couple of chipotles in adobo to kick it up a notch. Topped with cheese, pickled red onions, cilantro, diced tomatoes, sour cream and El Yucateco green habanero sauce.
>>529476677As a white Midwesterner, I would absolutely love a taco that looks like thatThe "authentic" tacos I've had from taco trucks have kinda been shit
>>529475077>>529473212I voted for Trump and he completely threw everything away in a year. The only people that still support him are brown retards who desperately want to be White.
>>529476677shoulda gone with the corn/flour blend tortillas
>>529476898Unfortunately, I'm eating a keto diet for weight loss and neurological purposes, so these are keto tortillas.
>can’t drive because you didn’t pay the government rent Property taxes need to be abolished
>>529476677
>>529477041south carolina charges annual property tax on vehicles
>>529477162That’s fucking gay
>>529476677Dubdubs. and would eat.
>>529476856Most Mexican places put way too much shit in tacos so it turns into wet slop. Cracker tacos are simple and good. For the record I like both.
>>529476856I've had some pretty good "authentic" tacos, but from restaurants. I refuse to eat food made on a truck. I hate that the operators charge a premium price even though they're enjoying low overhead. I also assume they're filthy or the food isn't being refrigerated properly.
damn this guy did almost everything wrong tonight
>>529477364>I also assume they're filthy or the food isn't being refrigerated properly.that's a good assumption... but i'd assume the same about most restaurants until proven otherwise.
>He wasn't honest with meYou can't actually be surprised by that, right officer?
Seems like blacks are genetically incapable of driving without weed
>>529477364Some of those trucks these days charge more than a restaurant. Fuck em.
>>529477499I like this cop because he has nigger fatigue. He was being polite for the camera because his shift just started.
>muh fuggin bix noodalright that'll be a warning
>>529477679>alright that'll be a warningShe's gonna be dreaming about that guy for hours
>>529477593or maybe he just hopes that FOR ONCE a nog is honest
>>529477056>>529477328Thanks anons. I'll make enough for everyone next time.
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
dan found his man
>DUI>sitting in a carpark under the influence
>>529478476He's going to be on tonight, actually.
All these cops are going native, talking that ghetto talk. Even the white women.
>attempted 2nd degree murder
>2026 bike weekFor me, it's Moto2 Team Onlyfans
>>529478849Shit, forgot my picAhem, for me it's Moto2 Team Onlyfans
>>529478606Are you serious!?! LFG!!!!!!
>>529478585By the letter of the law, he was DUI because the car was running and he was in the driver's seatIt's still really shitty and just shows how silly it is
>>529478942holy shit i never saw thatgreat overlay thereneed to watch more moto2 and 3 apparently
>>529478705In their defense, it’s probably a more effective way to communicate. Regardless, it’s indicative of the decay of the English language.
>>529478942Nice.
>>529478942>that girl>LATAM BOX
Oh shit, he was a child raper?
>I thought it was you knockin at the door dumbass
>>529480030sounded like it
new breed of black girls have no ass
Wow that’s a lotta niggers
we don't need no water. we don't need no water
What 225, dat de area code? Looks like something bad is bound to happen here.
they dont pay these cameramen enough to go into this warzone looking area
every nigger a rapper these days
i hope we revisit 225 fest towards the end of the show to see how the situation evolves
rolling for a chimpout
This dude literally needs to jump to get into the truck
>>529480377>do a lap of the block. I’ll have another verse when you return!
dan let a "nigga" slip the censor lmao
>LED's are a thing now-a-days>If I had the high-beams on you'd knowREEEEEEE I hate LEDs. It's like the sun is tailgating me.
The neggress in red wasn’t too bad
>>529480507they're extra bad to people on the autism spectrum but IIHS loves them
AYO, can I get two dollars for the bus? I gots my baby momma at home and I'm tryin' to feed my daughter
A bit of a blurry screencap, but the one in blackSwing low, sweet chariots
So... the police can't do anything?
>>529480712Stop being racist anon.
>>529480712oh there was some event on before, over there, so niggers can just loiter across multiple city blocks doing whatever the fuck they want
just wanted to point out this offer, iykyk
>fatigue increases
>>529481003It must be frustrating to be a normal black guy surrounded by niggers
>>529480507It's a hazard. They trick the light bulb testing machines like VW did with deiselgate too. No one needs that much light when it's dark out. There's no pushback against it because people don't mind being that asshole with the blinding brights since someone blinded them before and it makes them feel like one of the cool people.
And we're back to the "festival"Is this really the best they have tonight?
>>529480301I would do a 360 and walk quickly away from that scene
>>529481114uhh the festival is lit
>>529481089https://www.theringer.com/2024/12/03/tech/headlight-brightness-cars-accidents
Only 90s kids remember never remembering sitting in a car seat and sitting in the front seat as a toddler and drinking from the water hose and coming home when the street lights came on.
>>529481332She cute
Chew your butt
>>529481361Good Morning, Sirs! Birds see these headlights and start chirping thinking the sun came up.
>>529481089The absolute worst LED headlights are the glare bombs the US Postal Service has retrofitted into their LLVs("mail jeeps"). There is no way they're DOT legal, but they're feds, so I doubt anything will be done about it.
11 tickets in 2 years an he still has a license.... I hate judges
>>529480444Checked, I hope we come back to 225 fest later tonight but I have a feeling Dan isn't going to.>>529480606>they're extra bad to people on the autism spectrumOh fugg, this is how I find out? ;_;
Came in on the Taylor stopAnything good happen before that?
>A male tried to get into her front and back doorDid he at least buy her dinner first?
>>529481736>I hate judgeswhat about the cop that gave him a warning after all that
need a boss woman gf>>529481631>>529481656nobody angles their bulbs correctly either
Can you handle a boss woman on CBD?
You’re going to GIVE US MONEYYou’re going to get GOODSYou’re going to say THANK YOU
>>529481073They slowly start to despise their own people.Especially their mannish bitches.Had a black guy explain to me how he never knew what a true feminine woman was like until he enlisted and met women from other cultures.All he has ever known was combative and bitter black women.
>>529481821Kek, that was such a good hearing. Just some guys drinking some cold drinks in a car vouching for a female inmate to get out of jail.A literal photo of:>I can fix her
>>529481857Cops can only give the tickets and charges It's the judges and/or district attorneys who decide if they get charges dropped and so on. There is currently a massive problem with judges in certain parts of the country dropping charges and giving low bail to people letting them go unpunished.
>>529482373so the cop shoulda sent him back to a judge
>blinded by SUV with LEDs and also high beam LEDs on>look deep into the brightness to determine if they do indeed have their high beams on>high beams confirmed>go completely blind, eyes stinging in pain as projectile tears spray the windshield>hit own high beams in retaliation while driving from the memory of the mental picture taken seconds ago>eyes look red and puffy like some UFO abduction radiation victim>involuntary sneeze attack from staring into bright lights>slow down because my sixth sense is telling me there is a deer up ahead
>>529481857Because a cop has the momentary witness of the infraction, the judge can see the dozen infractions of NOT BEING ABLE TO FUCKING DRIVE.
>>529482438Unfortunately Chief Taylor takes a soft approach to policing and figured he was fucked either way.
>>529481971I've only heard about bulb angling. On my car, they seem to just have a fixed position.
SAAR
>Hotel run by pajeetsI rarely travel but if I see one of them or find out they run an motel or hotel I'm going elsewhere
why do they own every hotel
>>529475077>>529476873truthand i tell ppl this every timea sucker is born every minutewe will never stop being the golem capital of the world
>>529482690BLOODY BENCHODE BASTARD
>>529482681jeets run most of the hotels
>>529482690Small business they can run with ONLY their jeet family members
>certified for pit>awful pit
>>529483023stupid ayevery pit is random what will happen
>>529483077he spun out the truck, but crashed his own vehicle over the curbs. embarassing.
>>529482690there is literally a hotel owning caste in India, Patel.
That one cops hair is retarded
>not certified to spin a retard out Why is this>17 year oldArrest both parents and minimum 1 year jail sentence. They're fuck ups
WTF is this story?
>nigger throws some other nigger in a car>boomer calls 911why would you
i don't understand the story
>>529483430she looks like a lying hooker
>>529483480i think it's his niece?
>>529483426>WTF is this story?Sounds like made up bullshitShe gets tossed into a van against her willBut somehow he just lets her out after she takes pictures from inside the van?
A month or so ago, a cop was going to help someone stuck in a snowstorm by pushing him with his police SUV. He said he had "special bumpers" so he wouldn't hurt the car. I thought he had some kind of rubber or fabric or something. No, he was talking about that big metal grate on the front of police SUVs used for smashing into cars and doing PIT maneuvers and hitting deer.
>>529483536My statement stands
Just tuning in have I missed anything worthy of watching the replay at midnight?
>>529483748Drug ads, more drug ads, some hood street fest in New Orleans, and vaginal gummies
>how did they take you>they asked me to get in the van
>I was standing outside and they took me>They asked me to go inside the van, and I didOk yeah, I'm starting to lean towards "It's a hooker"
>>529483855checked, even the dogs are constipated
This episode is pretty boring and I'm getting hungry, I'm debating going to the store to get some food if it doesn't get good soon.
>they took me by asking me
how do you hear that shit from her and not just instantly leave
>>529483748not reallyi'm blasting musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5SwPIXpz-0
she's got tattoos and she sounds like a pillhead
>>529484046>how do you hear that shit from her and not just instantly leaveI'm wondering if they're waiting on her to admit to something, so they can arrest her for this retardation
>gets in the van/suv willingly>goes to a buffet with them>gets dropped off>describes a clothing as a pimp suitYeah she's a hooker and a druggieDoesn't take a detective to figure this one out
I don’t know if I’m getting older and angrier but I have less and less patience for these meandering, nonsensical conversations that should be a simple exchange of information.
>>529484122i just wanna know why is she at a motel with her uncle?
>>529484301"uncle"most likely the nog didn't pay for sex
>>529484046They're legally obligated to treat all reports of a crime as real until they find it to be otherwise.Terrible things have happened when cops use to just call bullshit and leave then there turns out to be a legit person in danger.
>>529484026I ordered some Marco's they fucked up the order and took an hour to deliver and replaced the order so now I have a bunch of pizza and wings
>Playing CoDSurprised it's not NBA 2K
Look at those FAT TITS and GUNT
pretty sure I just saw that dog catching up with S3
>>529484617Yes, officers, I live with these people.
>>529484617Based OPL camera men always zooming on the animals
I was on his side until he said he was a salesman selling chocolate covered raisins and skrawberries
>>529471623Bump! Im here
>Oh yes, actually, my dog does bite.-Said no one ever.
>she said she was hungry>we cool people>so we took her to eat
>>529484611>is this some kinda bust?
>>529484617that's a pitbullpink-mouthed land shark
>>529484815one of those zesty espn niggers
>>529484801when ever I hear that question I think of this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qypEulhiHAw
Rednigger seems more credible than the "niece."
>>529485002Well he's not high But he also could be the reason why she's highI never talk to people at a hotel/motel
>>529484853>is this some kinda bust?Well, it's very impressive, yes, but I'd like to ask you some questions
>>529484553>Marco'sI've only ever seen it advertised on the opl stream kek, how is it?
>4 days
>>529485243GoodA bit overpriced but that's everywhereThey don't usually fuck up
>>529485243don't buy it without a fat coupon
>>529485200kek...nielsen and jim varney were peak of the silly funny man for me
>breathing>unconsciousrip motorcycle bro
Oh shit what did I say this is hooker pimp shit She's a hooker, her "uncle" flipped out because she left with a nigger, the nigger is sketchy, calls a bitch he knew for 4 days his girlfriend, claims to sell chocolate covered raisins and strawberries, has a pending sexual assault cases.Fucking hotel scum archetypes.
oh shitmayer bro lookin absolutely yoked at the crash site
That's not a good place to take a nap
winess called the median a medium
>>529485652kek
is that his ball hanging out of the torn jeans?
>>529485547Yeah,he's just more experienced at bullshit stories.
>>529485490Jim Varney was a talent comedy actor but he unfortunately kept doing the Earnest character with terrible movies
>>529485547>this is hooker pimp shitAbsolutelyShe even called it a "red pimp suit"She knows him and she was turning tricks
>>529485652Poor guy pissed himself
Deport abuela
>>529485972
deport
>>529485906Mmm how embarassing. On live tv, even.
>she had a bong in her bra>it's like a pursefucking kek
>>529485989>abuelashe's probably 23
>>529485832honestly good for him for not selling outkept making movies for his core audience till he succumbed to cancer
>>529485380>>529485409>am I free to go?>if I fuck up another delivery Mr.Marco is gonna cut off one of my nuts
>>529486064I'm glad I mostly use a card to buy things The thought of handling fentanyl tiddy cash is gross
>>529485649There was a bus stop near my old office. One day, a guy waiting there was standing on the curb and fell face down in the street. Had an almost empty bottle of vodka on him that was smashed next to him.
>>529486215they forgot to censor his ballbag
based cop actually arresting
i wanna FOIA the bodycams from this knox county shit
>>529486198>honestly good for him for not selling outYou do know the Ernest character was created to hawk local products and companiesAt his core his goal was to sell out for the highest bidder.
This is the first time I can remember seeing a driver actually facing consequences for driving on suspension on this show.
>>529485832he got a fat payday for playing Slinky Dog in Toy Story 1& 2
>>529486342>hawk local products and companiesyeah, who cares?what the fuck is wrong with local adcertising?the commercials are 80's kino
i am not exchanging bank info to a obese black girl to buy some cookies
>>529486458I hate that adPlus she's mocking the white girlLittle bitch
>>529486458another commercial where black people outsmart white people through corporate assistance.
>>529486583mocking is the norm nowsmugness is everywhere
>this is toledo, ohio>this is toledo, ohio
>>529486791Where are we, Dan?
>letting a strange pit bull in your car
No officer, I wasn't driving, I was travelling.
>>529486871retards
Poo driver?
>nigger truck with a 'tudeThey're the fucking worst then whine about pajeets stealing their jobs
>>529486583>>529486658>>529486723yep its everywhere. all those types of ads have the opposite of its intended effect on me and turn me off from whatever they're selling
headliner on life alert
uncle has a pimp car too
we figured out over an hour her story is bullshit. are they milking this to not do actual work?
>>529487332
>we be tired
Infowars is pissed.
officer infowars goin ballistic
What a pretty old Lexus.
Stupid peanut head nigger has the nerve to tell the chief that cops aren't doing their job because he's too lazy and stupid to find parking.
that dudes face was priceless when hazen pointed out the no parking sign
>>529487403Possibly, I don't even see what crime is supposed to have been committed.
>>529487573last of the GOOD LSs
i can't stop chewing my mustache
>>529487694either kidnapping or false police report
>>529487694She claimed to her "uncle" she was kidnappedTurns out she went to dinner with a nigger and some bitch he met 4 days ago then she bought booze and got shit faced.Now she's fucking blacked out and they can't continue to investigate.
>>529487905
>>529488001Women's suffrage was a mistake
>in the gas tank
>>529488093kek...it's a habit that can't be broken
he got that gas
dan, bike week is not 225 fest, get your shit together
I've been sober from weed for 2 months but some of the best strains are _____ diesel
hell yeah, back to boomer boardwalking
Camera op knows what we want to see
>>529488438Cock
thanks dan, i just got promoted
where is billy lane?
Nothing ever happens during black officer doing the macarena at a street festival. They go to them specifically when nothing is happening so they can show everybody.
Dan making shekels off of Christian holiday.
>>529488599>Nothing ever happens
>>529488742Reminds me of this old classic
>>529488742They told the cameraman to start filming nothing instead.
>BRUH
sweet bike
Bike holds so little gas, he has to have 2 extra tanks strapped to the handlebars
>>529488093me all day everyday
>>529488742that slow zoom in
>top speed 60
>>52948939517 going on 35
That first picture looked AI generated
>grandma has custodyNever a good sign
>>529489441>That first picture looked AI generatedcell phones are ai powered now
fuckin rip
>Talking to older men onlineEveryFuckingTime
>>529489547She's being force fed eggs in some weebs apartment.
>>529489547>Weeb cutie gets groomed on DiscordMany such cases - sad!
>>529489617undoubtedly
She's 18 by now so what's the problem. She can legally be banged by Jamal and tyrones BBC
>>529489305Hell yea. That's rad. I want one of those. I got a soft spot for stupid homemade minibikes.
they need more athletic camerapeople
Ey homies! It's been mad long since I kicked back and watched some shows, ese! Hey, ¿alguien sabe qué pasó con ese pendejo de cop from Nye County? That fool who like over a year ago ran up on some vato's crib, threw him through the front window for no reason, then tried to pin it on the homeboy? I'm always wondering what happened to that pinche asshole.
they need to do all the previous, triple play, black and missing shit during first shit
rough hairline for 27
>>529490216>has warrants>gets arrested>gets releasedis IL a red or blue state?
>>529490216Weird, he didn't show up for court? Did the face tattoos not inform the judge he's a god damn loser that shouldn't be in public?
>>529490342>>529490397Judges in this country are absolutely fucking worthless
>for why
These cinnamon toast crunch serial killer cannibal commercials are good
>The exact way MIEBO works is not known
>hotshot btfo
>>529490675Lots of drugs are like this
>>529490161Bravo, NyeCounty Autist! I enjoyed the espanol.
Damn, errrrrbody got marijuana tonight!
dan... i need 225 fest updates...
>>529490887I like taking screenshots of the disclaimers, this is for some kind of 'moderate to severe' prescription dandruff. At some point don't people ask themselves if the cure is worse than the disease?
>>529491100checked. just talk to your doctor, anon!
I know we say this every week, but...Is this the worst episode we've ever had?
>>529491100some of them you take less serious when you find out how side effect reporting in trials work
>>529491331Yeah most of the people in trials are completely retarded >drink jack daniels and eat Applebee's cheesy burger on bimzelx >have vomiting and diarrhea>this drug may cause vomiting and diarrhea
>>529491217dan coulda gone full ghetto and turned 225 fest into daytona bike week, officers walking down the street interviewing random festival-goers
>>529491217this one very well could bei wanna smaktalk more but dans giving me nothing to work with
>>529491520>>529491554At least we end with a cutie
>TnAwas that so hard dan>out of timefuckkkkk
>HOLD THE LINE
one thread today it over
>>529491762/opl/ is washed
>>529491762People are in their bunkers for WW3. No TV.
