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>BREAKING: A $30,000 Iranian drone destroyed a $300M long range 360° air surveillance & missile defense radar site in Bahrain that supported the U.S. Fifth Fleet>The radar had been operational since 2004 and served as a key early warning system for aircraft, cruise missiles.
Ultimate MAGA.
MAGA and good evening, frens!
>>529486347>The Iraqi Resistance announces the beginning of its attacks on U.S. bases in Iraq.
MAGA
Tatsumaki supports Trump!
I cannot find any verification of this however if true that would be fucking rad. When was the last time a submarine battle happened?
>>529486347Do you guys think Trump would make North Korean government into a crater just to prove a point?
>>529486388>>529486455Check'd and many are saying this!
Please bomb California next.
>>529486410>Declares a major offensive instead of using the element of surprise like non retarded people.
January: VenezuelaFeburary-March: Iran>You are hereJuly: GreenlandOctober: AlbertaNovember: Cuba
>>529486347So what is going to happen when the US runs out of tomahawks on its ships, of ammo for its planes and of patriot stockpiles? You have enough for a week of fighting. What happens if Iran still stands then? It'll be an embarrassing humiliation.
https://x.com/DimitrisSoudas/status/2027773410236039324>>529486516Nah, NK said they open to negotiations with America.
AWOOING
>>529486504WW2? I'm not even sure if there's ever been a sub vs sub battle before.
>>529486347That beaner kike didn't want to end up like Maduro or Kwabmenei
Do the Chinese still think they can take us in a fight?Because if I was them, I'd be reconsidering that proposition at this moment
>>529486516If it came down to it probably. But Trump thinks he can fix things out with Kimmy.>>529486540Not even sure if I want to go to the beach to be honest. I got other places to see first.
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>>529486504Shills will ignore this and instead make allegations that the US lost a carrier, despite being unable to prove it.
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>>529486504If it was a sub-on-sub sinking, WW2, and it only happened, like once. Odds are it was a destroyer or P3 Orion or something.
>>529486587Like a fat Jason Mamoa.
>>529486623In an open fight they'd lose. But chinks don't fight fair and they have too many claws in our systems.
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>>529486654It's completely unconfirmed however I read an allusion to this rumor a couple of hours ago on, of all places, kikebook. If true, this would be the first American naval battle in fucking ages.
>>529486396Good evening, Dorofren.
>>529486630Closest beach to me is a 3-4 hour drive to the Gulf of America. Not sure if it's worth the hassle, myself.>>529486635>>529486674>>529486715>>529486734Pass the BUSTY Act!>>529486716Good awoovening, fren!
https://x.com/ChristianHeiens/status/2027955990767747125
Will Drumpf strike this guy tomorrow?
We need to abandon Israel and stop buying their stuff.
>>529486716>I wonder how many times they've happened but it was never disclosedThere have always been persistent rumors about clandestine submarine warfare but everything to do with naval warfare outside of proper wartime is very secretive for some reason.
>44pbtid>17pbtidsadly short of your target of 72, no paradise for your dead raghead lol
>>529486516Kim surely isn't stupid enough to poke that bear after today, kek.
My vote for 2032
https://x.com/VickieforNYC/status/2027954711727419481
>>529486755Check'd and good evening!>>529486555Also check'd, and YES!
>>529486769The trip to the coast isn't that long for me but I'd rake go to one of the hiking trails and what not in my state first.
>>529486750No one knows for certain. But the burden of proof will be on those that claim Iran sunk an American carrier.
>>529486347
Remember, when yurofags try to talk shit about us, this is an average children's game show that's aired on their television networks. Never forget that their goal is your children. They aren't even trying to hide it.
>>529486504Iran only has 3 attack subs old too, Soviet hand-me-downs
>>529486704>they have too many claws in our systems.Very true.But Trump is a clever motherfcuker, I tell you, what, boyHe'd come up with something slick for them yellow bastards
>>529486890That is a fair point. A lot less crowded, too.
>>529486516North Korea so far isn't acting retarded and is keeping low. I do hope Trump and Kim get to meet again, those times were fun.
>>529486960They are just going to try and explain how diversity is the best thing to happen to their countries.
>>529486504Interesting that they would even try to get close to a carrier desu. The carriers are staying pretty far back aren't they?They have a lot of small, short-range subs that probably would have no hope of succeeding at that.They have 3 old soviet attack subs, but who knows in what state they're in. I would assume that they're probably too noisy to get close but who knows.And they have one sub of an indigenous design. They intend to build more but right now they have one.If true, I wonder which one it was.
>>529486588Considering Trump isn't playing around whatsoever I'm somewhat curious what leaders like Kim Jong Un are thinking seeing allied nation leaders either nabbed or have their entire bloodline suicide drone struck out of existence. It's starting to feel like a grim reaper every time Trump give an ultimatum.
He got them all.
reminder we won that fast lol
>>529487018It was funny how all these world leaders on election night 2020 refused to call Biden to congratulate him as per custom. They knew the election was rigged and they did not want to be culpable in that clusterfuck.
>>529487059>If true, I wonder which one it was.I don't know. I've seen a few retired Navy accounts that I follow who have hinted that an engagement took place between the US and Iranian navies earlier today but no names have been announced and it's all very hazy. It could be horseshit fog of war stuff but both Trump and Hegseth both specifically said the US intends to destroy the Iranian Navy.
>CIA headquarters in Dubai was struck by Iranian missiles. — Israeli Channel 12
Reminder that the shills are just as angry that Trump decapitated Iran with extreme speed. This kills the "America is weak" narrative like never before.Now they're scared because they're realizing that other countries just exist because the United States lets them.
>>529487157It's amazing what our military can do when they aren't getting fucked by Congress.
>>529486820Plausible deniability, plus it obscures capabilities.
>>529486986Definitely but it's a long process. It's a miracle that he won because they were ramping up cyber attacks. If the whore won they would have locked us out of our own infrastructure to weaken us before 2028.>>529486998And the first start I need.
>>529486635bump!
>>529486566So when your rabbi told you that only those who can trace to Jacob are real humans, did you ask him for his trace immediately, or did you sit quietly afraid he'd bite you?>why would anyone declare war??dunno faggot, really dunno.
Venezuela deletes EVERY mention on ANY account about the US/Israel attacks on Iran, hours after the fact.They afraid>>529487132China has to sell oil to NK.Venezuela cant longer provide free oil to China and NK.China needs oil for their AI programs.USA now holds a full control over China energetic needs since it needs oil or nuclear for it and selling to allies.They lost too many allies. If Iran finally falls apart, it means less oil for China.>>529487157I had a nazi tatsumaki AI art somewhere.
I fucking hate when I agree with Jews, but with what happened in Iran it's inevitable I suppose. But I'd go a step further. Deport everyone in this student group to the Sudan. And then pretend you lost them when judges flip out.
>>529486575OH MY GOD, NO ONE THOUGHT OF THAT!! HOLY SHIT
>>529487265Damn right. Hell, I'll be putting in some vacation time to go camping next month or so. It'll be nice to get away for a long weekend.
>>529487348i forgot pic
>Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) says the “most intense” offensive operation against Israel and U.S. bases is about to begin, according to Iranian state media (IRIB)Ohh boy!
>>529486516Kim wants to be friends with America, we would just need to work out the nuke situation properly.
>>529487132Not antagonizing japs and worst korea would be the advised strategy.>>529487157Anons overslept and missed iran like vuvuzela, kek.
>>529487240That and when someone with common sense is in charge going >Why don't we just fucking fire missles at their house instead of putting boots on the ground?
Good Caturday evening, /ptg/...how were your gay, faggoty Caturdays? This was a strange Caturday...a strange, COLD Caturday as we were having great weather here and then all of a sudden we're back to practically a meat locker
I'm hearing reports that Iran has summoned and unleashed Div-e Sepid, The White Demon, Chief of the Divs, to lead a terrible host of spirits on an all-out assault against US troops in the region. Heavy casualties expected soon!
Cuba is next on the menu huh
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>>529487393two more weeks lol
>>529487433it was comfy
>>529487349Please share what the off-ramp is then.
>>529487361Have you been to Galveston before?
>>529486575>So what is going to happen when the US runs out of tomahawks on its ships, of ammo for its planes and of patriot stockpiles?tfw
>>529487318>1PBTID accusing anyone that disagrees with him as a JewSuch arrogance. Ive never met a rabbi in my life. But if it soothes your troubled nerves to think I'm a shill for Israel I cannot stop you. Though keep in mind that you lost.
>>529486347Arrests
>>529487384Yea. They're gone.
>>529487465What % of Iran was actually willing to fight? All the Israeli intel from 3 months ago is quiet, because Iran caught them. What is the ground saying?
>>529487504!>Explosions are being reported in Eilat, Israel
>>529486798This
>>529487432Absolutely right, fren.>>529487433I just had to turn on my AC... It's the humidity that I hate the most. Otherwise, it was a very comfy Caturday despite the excitement. Bunday looks to be quite promising>>529487540No, I haven't. I've been to Corpus Christi, though. Galveston looks nice, though. I've considered going to Padre Island, but it's extremely popular for beach-goers.
>the ayatollah’s fw 90 carrier groups, the 00th tomboy cavalry, 100 loaded-for-bear los angeles class submarines and a dog with bees in its mouth so that when it barks it shoots bees at you occupy the persian gulf there are theoretical limits to staying comf, frens>>529487433unseasonably warm here, dweebers
>>529487190>Dubaiwho cares lol
>>529487333I was viewing North Korea solely as removing the final buffer between a us ally (SK) and mainland China. I assume in such a scenario China would absolutely retaliate but considering the lack of chinese retaliation whatsoever I'm doubting their ability to actually be aggressive to the US in a military sense.
>>529487333>I had a nazi tatsumaki AI art somewhereWould love to see it lol>>529487418>Anons oversleptHe's so fucking crafty when he decides to hit and win even his enemies have to praise him lmfao
https://x.com/Osinttechnical/status/2027958212729647281
>>529487433Very comfy, some arctic air still lingering around.
>>529487656My cousin and uncle when there 20 years and said it was great. No idea what it would be like now. >>529487671It's you, the Blurry Cat and my friend.
>>529487393trust the plan
>>529487709Shills will ignore this and instead insist the loses were American navy
>>529487596As a what? A what??>a JewAgain, when your rabbi told you that the only people who could claim to be Jews were those who could trace to Jacob, did you ask him for His lineage, or did you sit quiet, afraid he'd bite you?
>>529487333>They afraidThey should be. They haven't backed off on claiming that they have rights to these giga oil finds in Guyanese waters. That's what Maduro's removal was really about. They might be getting another spanking if they don't become more cooperative.
>>529487792losses*
>>529487599We need to start accidentally deporting Americans too. We can claim ignorance and overworked employees like Biden did with all the Latino kids they "lost". Deport libtards to the most horrific places on the planet and then delete all records of them and the flight.
>>529487671Good evening, kotman.>>529487764From what I've seen just now, It's still a great beach destination. North Padre Island is less developed, so it's better for seclusion and camping, but South Padre has some excellent beaches.
>>529487671>a dog with bees in its mouth so that when it barks it shoots bees at youthat one cost extra, but it was worth every penny. hope you got to enjoy this ultra MAGAest of comfy days to the fullest, fren.
>>529487799>You are a Jew because I said soI'm not a Jew though, and you are becoming one mad hoe.
the status of the SAVE act atm?
>>529487844I'm stuck between adding Galveston to my big trip list or just having that canyon up in north Texas be my first stop.
>>529487792Again, unconfirmed rumor however this Shin guy has been on point. For the record the Jamaran is a 311' Moudge-class frigate with a complement of 140 sailors. The Bayandor and Naghdi are 276; Bayandor-class corvettes with complements of 140 as well. That's 420 sailors total.
>>529487829Good idea.
>>529487680Both hiki and the ethiopian still remain gone for a reason
>my local (((NBC))) affiliate in my Best Comfy Midwest State reports on the 10 o'clock Caturday night news that 250 National Guardsmen from MN are stationed in the ME while all the Iranian jewish theater is happeningHas anyone ever asked the obvious fucking question what the fuck ANY of the NG are doing overseas? They've been doing this for awhile, including during the disastrous Gulf War after 9/11Shouldn't the NG be exclusively stationed HERE, in Burgerland, at all times? Same thing with the Coast Guard...GUARD THE NATION, LOCALLYWhat am I missing here
>>529487871The Saudis just want to make money and I assume the Iranians were fucking with their money. The Saudis are basically themselves kikes.
>>529487811Those are our waters, that the brit cunts stole from us and the guyana niggers did too with the aid of Exxon.That's unrelated to chavistas. We had that dispute over 100 years ago.
>>529487915That's a tough one. I can't give any advice on either one though, sadly, since I haven't been to them.
>>529487881>I'm such the old-fag go..guys.Ok. But when your Rabbi told you that the only people who could claim to be Jews were those who could trace to Jacob, did you ask to see his trace? Or did you sit there like a bitch afraid he'd bite?
>>529487792That's all 4chan is these days, a bunch of kike mods selling passes to shitskins, NGOs and bot farms who constantly lie about everything.
>>529487885Congress is a little busy...
>>529487433Very comfy Caturday! Hope yours was good too!
>>529487965>What am I missing hereanon how old are you
>>529488049Shills are working overtime, even my local shills are working hard today.
Hey boys, had to sleep.Did I miss anything since Trump got the photo of a dead Khamendi?
>>529487764so we meet again, my old fren, the best of bakers>>529487844evening, pinky. how’s that scotch?>>529487875>that one cost extra, but it was worth every penny. hope you got to enjoy this ultra MAGAest of comfy days to the fullest, fren.hell yeah. hung out with comfy tomboy, laughed at shills trying to damage control this (we lost no one and nothing we cant replace), enjoyed maki’s victory laps, ate more omelettes. top comf hereyou?
Iran Doomsday attack starting
I know we're salt farming and dunking on panicans tonight, but don't forget to pour one out for Holden. In his wildest dreams he was never led to believe it was really this easy.But it's somewhat reassuring that he died without knowing that "forever war" was always a choice. It turns out we can just blow up anyone we want.
New round of Iranian ballistic missiles towards Israel reported.>>529488119yeah, iran admitted the supreme leader is DEAD
>>529487885it's now the SAVE AMERICA act and it will be passed in time for the midterms :)
>>529488142Someone decide to switch their VPN location again?
Seems like the Iranian retaliatory strike is beginning in Tel Aviv per /ourautist/ Steve Lookner.
>>529488121Day status? I also mentioned tropical beach kino in the last thread.>>529488007I mean I'm all for a bigger and more fun trip in theory but this thing is already going to be huge.
>>529488270lmao he's so tired it's great
>>529486347mossad general
>>529488317He's exhausted. He needs a nap but too much stuff is happening.BIG FLASH over Tel Aviv just now
>>529488185
>>529488121It's great, especially after a day like today, fren! I finished off my bourbon earlier today, so once this bottle is done, I'll wait a little while before getting a new one, probably next paycheck. How about you? Comfy, I hope?>>529488289That's fair. You gotta keep the trip at least somewhat reasonable.
>>529488027>Shill is apoplecticAs for your question, I wouldn't know because what you asked me never happened.
That flash in Tel Aviv was fucking bright.
>>529488190>Iran admitted it.Nice, I'll start checking the backlogs.
ULTIMATE MIGA! No more wa.....
>>529488190hey remember how everyone said that was israeli propaganda lolalso you're having too much fun stop it
>>529488075WTF was john thune doing??
>>529488089>>529488190I've felt like world-weary, curmudgeonly senile 75 year-old since I was in middle school...does that answer your question?I guess with my autism and literal thinking it just makes sense to me for the National Guard to be stationed around the U.S., and not gallivanting all over the fucking place...I understand if the point is that the NG also guards national INTERESTS as well as the geographic land mass itself, but I think it should be the latterWhatever
>>529488104A lot of people trying desperately to save face, a lot more trying to capitalize on the fog of war. I think we're going to find out that there's more going on than just the focus on Iran right now. Especially with Russia/Ukraine and Cuba.
Explosions reported in Dubai, Kuwait, sirens blaring in Tel Aviv.>>529488459strange how all the people who said>he's alivenever came back and apologized! >funanon this is going to last for DAYS i will be /euphoric/ until the peace deal is signed
>>529488382It's hard to be a wanderer on a cross country trip when you have so many ties.
>>529488444lol what fucking war?
>>529488121>hell yeah. hung out with comfy tomboy, laughed at shills trying to damage control this (we lost no one and nothing we cant replace), enjoyed maki’s victory laps, ate more omelettes. top comf hereI gotta say, that's one fine day. breathe it in. bask in it.>you?well days like this don't come along often, so I just bedrotted and promised myself I'll make up for it tomorrow and next weekend. but as for right now the comf couldn't be any comfer. like why the fuck would you leave your bunker you retard lmfao
Uh oh...
>>529488444>war with iran is it happening now or 2 more weeks
>>529488541Ain't that the fuckin' truth, fren?
>>529488358lol
>>529488498The 36th Infantry Division was organized at Camp Bowie (Fort Worth), Texas, 18 July 1917, from units of the Texas and Oklahoma National Guard during World War I. The Division left Newport News, Virginia, in July and August of 1918, for France. The 71st Brigade of the Division saw combat at St. Etiennes-Arnes and on 10 October 1918, the entire division relieved the 2nd Infantry Division and pushed the Germans to the Aisne River.
>>529488459>>529488539So fun seeing them never return as their own retarded bosses had to admit he died.>H-He's alive! Totally!>Actually it's propoganda!lolololol
>>529488190>New round of Iranian ballistic missiles towards Israel reported.I just hope both teams have fun
>>529487965So they are not at home defending YOU!
>>529488584War is already over
>>529488444Why didn't Allah protect him, lads?
kuYJGAZeigQ9dcRt>Same nigger jewess.I get it, she's never been bitten, but she's seen how it scares the men. And women are skittish, so asking questions of the Rabbi personally, not in the wheel-house.But I'm gonna ask it again.>>529487881>>529488395Ok. But the first time your rabbi told you that the only people who could claim to be Jews were those who could trace to Jacob, did you ask to see his trace? Or did you sit there afraid he'd bite?
This chick on Fox looks like the kind of woman that would dress in tight leather and whip your balls for fun. H-Hot.
>>529488645The 36th Division, which as such, was organized between August 5th and October 15th, 1917, was composed of the Texas and Oklahoma National Guards, Texas furnishing about eighteen thousand officers and men, while Oklahoma furnished about twenty-five hundred officers and men. To this was added at later dates, some eight thousand, five hundred drafted men. From the time of its organization until it was ready to move overseas, the Division was commanded by Major General E. St. John Greble. He was succeeded by Major General William R. Smith, who commanded the division from the time it sailed for France, in July 1918, until its return to the United States in the spring of 1919.
>>529488577>finna nut
>>529486842China is the important factor in all of this. NK is one of their buffers, though these days it seems mostly ceremonial.
>>529487970And we've invested 60 billion into oil extraction there. So those are actually our waters by proxy through Guyana. You might not like it but that's how it works. Your government's only option is to stay the fuck out, be nice, and maybe get more investment into refining your shitty heavy crude. Or they can get toppled and the next regime will do exactly as it's told.
>>529488601One day/way I'll make it all happen, Doroman. It just takes time.
>>529487704Here>>529488444Crippled, they gotta negotiate. USA can still bomb them for 44 days in a row like Desert Storm was
Dubai's getting smoked by Iran ~ everything's hitting.
>>529488481Saving democracy.
>>529488358>Still looks like an old man on life support
>>529488185f>>529488289i think i missed that and my day was extra comf because we can really just do things. i dare say we have always been able to just do things, the people in charge just didnt want to>>529488382yeah, stretch it out into a comf weekend.im good, thanks. i was a little late the realizing anything happened though, but thats caturday>>529488547>I gotta say, that's one fine day. breathe it in. bask in it.hell yeah i will>well days like this don't come along often, so I just bedrotted and promised myself I'll make up for it tomorrow and next weekend. good plan, a strong mind and body take comf in better>but as for right now the comf couldn't be any comfer. like why the fuck would you leave your bunker you retard lmfaohey look man, sometimes the most powerful military in the history of the planet masses off your coast during the course of intense negotiations after you’ve been talking some extra mad shit, even for you (the biggest paper tiger in history), it doesnt always have something to do with you and you cant let it affect your life
>>529488796I believe in you, owlman. You'll make it happen.
>>529488791Oh boy, you dont know that Guyana is a socialist country too, kek
>>529488545This isn't a war, its a fucking reckoning. Pitiful fucks need to know who their real God is.
>>529488615>>529488727Ok, ok, thanks for a bit of an NG history lesson...remember, I've never claimed to know anything!!
>529488704I gave you an answer. You will continue to ask this same question because you are not satisfied with the answer I gave you. You are either an Indian shill that thinks he is smarter than everyone else or you are a Muslim upset his hero got killed. If you are the latter. I ask your Zutt status. Either way you get no more (you)s from me.
>>529488498Remember that hurricane that hit North Carolina?The democrats sent their national guard to Kuwait iirc so they couldn't help with relief efforts.
>>529488836Dubai is one of those places where a lot of CIA niggers are stationed
>>529488650Right, he was indeed saying that attacking Iran was not off the table in interviews before the election.
>>529488539well fine your fun will probably end when my next round of fun begins, after allhttps://youtu.be/pXJotB6igJE?t=77
>>529488835Based based based! Good shit anon, i thank you
>>529488877Check'd that Full House, and it do bee like that on Caturday, kotman. I've got enough to make the scotch last another day or two if I keep the sippin' to a reasonable level.
>>529488903I send them my affectionate wishes at the time when they go back to their homes. I wish that the remembrances of their Campaign in France remain lively in their hearts. France will not forget the generous help which they brought to her.
>>529486504Dude, nothing saying it was a sub battle. We could have destroyed it with all sorts of shit. Our military is crazy.
Oh God Trump, please do something about California.
>Syrian Girl having a huge coping meltyAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Still baking
>>529489033it's okay this is my favorite time in conflict: iran claims that they are going to launch an historic attack, all the brown people get very excited, and then it's like five missiles
There will be lash outs from the relic that is the Iranian power structure, but one thing we can be certain on. Whoever gains power in Iran, whether it be immediately or after 70 years of civil war, they aren't gonna hardline America because nobody wants to get blown up. It also strengthens Trump's position in literally every diplomatic discussion because everyone knows he'll green light it.
>>529488936>I'm not using more than one ID here, I'm a normal human, just like youOk. Did you sit there like a bitch afraid he'd bite? That first time your Rabbi told you that the only people who could claim to be Jews were those who could trace to Jacob? You did ask to see His lineage, right? You wouldn't be so weak as to be controlled by a lying kook with funny robes and a penchant for baby dick on the tongue?
>>529489163She was still crying about her bf Assad and now this. She's having a bad couple years.
>>529489163lmfaosyrian paratroopers are in the fucking sky! don't give up hope!
>>529489163
>>529488868Mortal perception. >>529488877All the wars after WW2 could have been done fast if it wasn't for fags trying to drag things out for their own gain. And to be fair I only listed one movie. >>529488893Thanks fren.
We killed the Ayatollah? Why the hell does Trump always do this shit on the weekend? Doesn't he know I have a social life? He should schedule these kinda things for a Tuesday between 8PM and Midnight EST. Gives me plenty of time to get off work, clean the house, cook dinner, and still have an evening to shitpost. Nothing is going on, on Tuesdays, so it would give me something to do, as well as helping humpday pass by faster since there will be stuff to talk about with the boys at work. Don't schedule this stuff for a Satuday night, ESPECIALLY the same night they are doing a singles mixer with live music at the country club.Anyways happy Caturday, Petey Gee. I am going to bed because I had an exhausting day and drank a few too many tonight. I expect someone to effort faggot up a sensibly amusing copypasta for me to ready in the morning over breakfast.>>529489025Can confirm. Glowniggers, contractors, and assorted military personel all sorta end up congregating there.t. contractor
>>529489138OPERATION EPIC FURRY!
>>529489210Since when did I consider you a human?
>>529488835Made for my big brown mexican cock :3
>>529489257sorry sister the stock market please understand
>>529489163It makes me so happy to know that inbred sandwhore is suffering.
>>529489208On an unrelated note: Imagine being the Dane envoy tasked with handling the Trump administration Greenland discussions rn. I'd be scared out of my fucking mind lmao.
>>529489254No problem, fren
>>529489202you forgot the part where they raise the flag of final ultimate super extradimensional super vengeance! and then a bunch of people perform cum tributes over it!
>>529489260We were warned.
>>529489257I wonder how many are gonna die by accident after these attacks
>>529489055No problemo fren. I got more right wing babes>>529489303Shut up commie
more missile sirens in tel aviv
>>529488897Amen, brother.
>>529489257>/ptg/ is full of kike glowniggersThe least surprising thing in the world.
>>529489257>Doesn't he know I have a social life?
>>529489356>Imma come for yoUwU!>RawR *Drops bombs*
>>529489163she should be chained to a radiator
>New Wave of Rocket Alerts for Central Israel.
>>529489058think of it as saving it for something that might happen tomorrow. im pretty much on record as thinking this wouldnt happen though so do that only if you got a gut feeling that snibbedings will keep snibbeding>>529489254literally just>JUST KILL THEM, CHARLIE DONT SURF
>>529489444Sisko was the most badass of all the Star Trek captains. He gave absolutely no fucks. Dude blew up an entire populated planet just to prove a point.
>>529489371Lovely anon thank ye>>529489478>Iran got Knotted
>>529488894US-Guyana relations are the strongest they have ever been and they are no longer Marxist-Leninist socialist. Industry has been privatized. We also guarantee their security and have held joint naval exercises. So if you think this isn't a strong alliance that's just cope.
>>529489509Many are now realizing that.
>>529489552HAHAHA
Still baking….
>>529489254>Mortal perception.
>>529488877>good plan, a strong mind and body take comf in betterexactly, it's all about finding a comf/grind balance and it's important to allow yourself some liberties sometimes>hey look man, sometimes the most powerful military in the history of the planet masses off your coast during the course of intense negotiations after you’ve been talking some extra mad shit, even for you (the biggest paper tiger in history), it doesnt always have something to do with you and you cant let it affect your lifetypical liberal media, they just want you to live in fear of missiles HOLY SHIT A MISSILE
>>529489349>you forgot the part where they raise the flag of final ultimate super extradimensional super vengeance!n-no...
>>529489581
>>529489559>US-Guyana relations are the strongest they have ever been and they are no longer Marxist-Leninist socialist. Industry has been privatized. We also guarantee their security and have held joint naval exercises. So if you think this isn't a strong alliance that's just cope.Ehh, not really that.You might be out of the loop but Guyana really tried constantly to aid chinese vessels to avoid US capture for example. And they were very friends of Fidel Castro. I know my history.
>>529489432DEAD ISRAELIS DEAD ISRAELIS DEAD ISRAELIS
>>529489509Shit, that's a good point. Things seem to be winding down for the most part, but I've been wrong before! Hell, I thought the attack wouldn't happen either, and was proven wrong minutes later lmao. I'll keep most of what I have left on stand-by.
>>529489530My fav too
Remember, if you kill all your enemies you win.
>>529489597I mean daemon princes can look like whatever they want but how people remember them also plays a factor. Still baking.
>>529489627hey what happens when holden bloodfeast's phylactery is destroyed does the meme get retired
PALEOCHADSSTAND PROUD
>>529489674i think there has been a total of one (1) dead israeli so farsurely they can do better than that!
>>529489349HOLY SHIT IRAN JUST RAISED THE COLOUR FROM OUT OF SPACE FLAG
Man, im glad /ptg/ stuck through the biden years. You guys have to be dancing naked in the streets. Absolute constant and eternal wins.
>>529489734my favorite twitter discourse today was watching people call paleocons neoconstruly incredible >>529489722i am not going to answer this and instead point out that it is incredible we have gotten to this fucking pointlmfao
does this count for caturday?
>>529489208>they aren't gonna hardline AmericaThey'll try. They don't have any other choice. Only a hardliner will be able to maintain control in the middle of a bunch of bloodthirsty IRGC and religious fanatics. And whoever it is will have to do it with a degraded military while fending off a bunch of pissed off arab states. It's going to get very ugly inside of Iran.
>>529489746>surely they can do better than that!boy I sure hope so!
>>529489722His grandson Michael Bloodfeast stops being a congressional staffer and runs for office. Don't you remember that one?
>Sirens heard in Tel Aviv>Column of smoke rising in Dubai amid Iranian attack>Loud blasts heard in Dubai and Kuwait>New Iranian ballistic missile launch towards Israel
Reza Pahlavi status?
>>529489635idk what the little bread balls are supposed to be but thats a gross basterdization of my beloved poutine
IRAN HAS RELEASED THE KAIJU ABADDON FROM CONTAINMENT! EXTREME EVACUATION ORDERS!
>>529489504[INHALES]…….not tonight. not irritated enough.>>529489564it took a humble steak salesman to teach us this>>529489605>exactly, it's all about finding a comf/grind balance and it's important to allow yourself some liberties sometimesyou cant live that “enjoying ANYTHING is a psyop” life, no one does no matter what they may say>typical liberal media, they just want you to live in fear of missiles HOLY SHIT A MISSILEeh, theyre more afraid of you than you are of- [the explosion sound from attack of the clones]>>529489685we live in crazy times, all we can do is try to have fun and let the big man do his thing>>529489755OH FUG FLOOD TEHRAN!!!
>>529489184>>529489592
more sirens in tel aviv
>Explosions in Dubai again. Iran appears to be sychronizing attacks against Israel and American bases in the Middle East.No more hiki longposting for tonight
>>529489301Nobody asked if you were trying to be less than human, if that's your question, it was inherent in your first statement. Also, that's 3 ID now. Very nice.Did you sit there afraid he'd bite? That time your Rabbi first told you that the only people who could claim to be Jews were those who could trace to Jacob? You wouldn't be so weak as to be willingly controlled by a lying kook with funny robes and a penchant for baby dick on the tongue?You did ask to see his lineage?
https://youtu.be/IYed50H4Odk?si=KbZUpYFuXeTG8KJZ
>>529489971Damn right, fren. You get me.
>>529488722d-don't do that...
Pretty much everyone in the middle east is happy Khamenei got smoked
>>529489956This is getting serious!
>>529489695I actually didn't know that. My knowledge of warhammer is still lacking in certain areas.>>529489897That's who wants to bomb Denmark right?
>>529489825meme magic is real holden bloodfeast is now an american deity>>529489897I AM A BLOODFEAST DYNASTY CHAUVINIST
>>529489825>truly incrediblethe fun has just begun!
>>529490030>Explosions in Dubai again. Iran appears to be sychronizing attacks against Israel and American bases in the Middle East.Did Iran ever start attacking israel or are they still just bombing everyone else?
>529490034>"I will keep asking this same question until you give me the answer I want!"
>>529490111based hope we get a picture
I'm still not completely convinced Starmer is real. His face is an uncanny valley.
>>529490151thank you cleetus you are truly america's greatest ally
>>529490182you do NOT deserve that
>>529490111thank you private gomez, very cool
>>529489773We have only just begun. The awoovement continues. Glad to have you with us
>>529490111I work with a guy from Iran and last time israel and Iran were going at it he was saying he hoped this would happen. I cant wait to talk to him on monday, thats if hes not still partying.
>>529490048>>529489971Reminder that I am still baking.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZe1hxE8cK4>>529490130That's kinda how it works for most and especially Angron who still has tubes in his head. I don't remember if he wants to do that.
>>529490155They are going against everyone that hosts american spooks and military
>>529490140A dynasty we can trust.
>>529490048we’re not unalike>>529490182i want this more for you at this point than ive wanted anything for me in years>>529490273noice
>>529490155I think they are realizing they are all but impotent targeting place with the Iron Dome and heavy Patriot systems... so they are better attacking low hanging fruit in other Muslim countries.
>>529490231holden bloodfeast and cletus von ivermectin i really forgot about the whole pantheon of american heroes
>>529490273Thanks, bakerbirb! Longest thread so far today!>>529490317True that, brother.
>sirens in JerusalemWould be hilarious if the Iranians hit the temple mount.
>>529489971>you cant live that “enjoying ANYTHING is a psyop” life, no one does no matter what they may sayit's just not healthy>eh, theyre more afraid of you than you are of- [the explosion sound from attack of the clones]kek finally got that missile you were smellin'>OH FUG FLOOD TEHRAN!!!it's too late, R'lyeh rises inshallah brother
>>529490111Considering Iran is firing missiles at everyone around them and how Iran kept destabilizing everything, can't blame them for being happy that he's in the forever box.
>>529490111CheckedOnly people unhappy about it here are deranged leftists>>529490224It's a rubber maskIt's really a paki under there
I cant wait for someone to release pics of Ayatolah dead body>>529489552I love tatsumaki. I even follow Mogudan, best tatsu ever
>>529490382It would be great if they hit the ethiopian quarter
>>529490240The entire ME had been warring Iran the last 20 years except for Assad snd IraqThey are as cancerous as Israel
>>529490255>The awoovement continues until moral improvesSo unbelievably based xD Freak in the sheets and awoOooing in the streets!
>>529490224It's his fat neck
>>529490030they're literally both here again, which makes for yet another concession from you>>529490016>>529490140
>>529490382Shame they are proving as effective as a eunuch on laying night.
>>529490411Didn't he make a statement saying the UK had nothing to do with these strikes or something?
>>529490374Dang you're right.
>>529490160the NAFOboomer is extremely paranoid and deeply unmedicated, please understand.
>>529490357speaking of american heroes, THANK YOU JEB BUSH
>>529490419Nice i should check them on out then
Reminder that Dick Cheney never lived to see this kek
>>529490293good
>>529490502I think they're running out of steam and the demoralization is kicking in
>>529490515JEB SURGE!!!
>>529490491Hiki is not longposting, and the ethiopian is still absent
>>529490320Ahhh, makes sense. I just figured it was wild they attacked everyone but the guys attacking them. I guess it doesn't help their entire command structure was annihilated xD guys are busting out ouija boards trying to get orders and shit hahaha
>>529490552>>529490552>>529490552Neo thread>>529490552>>529490552>>529490552Neos thread
>>529490273>That's kinda how it works for most and especially Angron who still has tubes in his head. I don't remember if he wants to do that.I see. I think I recall the tubes being a device that keeps Angron permanently angry all the time even before he went for chaos, so I'm too unsure if that's something he likes or not.
>>529490515
>>529490557Bolten did though. Something to soothe his ruptured anus from the savage man love he will get in prison
>>529489653Sure but all that's changed. Relations were reset under Biden and Trump has strengthened them even further. Security guarantees were signed. As for China, they've been displaced as a primary source of investment. For example, Berbice deep water port is now under a US and Canadian consortium:>https://guyanachronicle.com/2025/04/13/us-285m-port-facility-in-berbice-to-create1000-jobs/This goes for a number of other projects.Really, instead of worrying about a 100 year old dispute you should be hoping Venezuela transitions to a similar relationship because your country will become very rich. Guyana is the fastest growing economy in the world right now.
>>529489755Iran raises the blackwatch plaid flag.
