>tfw you never grew up in the United States>tfw you never went on a road trip across the States with your family>tfw you never went camping or hunting in the woods>tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of Liberty>tfw you never went to Disneyland and rode the attractions all day>tfw you never woke up happy knowing you live in the best country in the worldI wish I were American. God bless America.
>>529492031I once farted directly into my mouth and it gave me superpowers for three days. Flight, laser eyes, the works.
What's the deal with Yellowstone? Huh? I never understood the appeal of this particular patch of nature over every other patch of nature in the country.>b-but.. it's so pretty!!!Ok and?
>>529492031I went to Disneyland in france. It was cool but not life changing. Cute furry
Oh hey it's you again. That furfaggot from Peru.
>>529492031i grew up here and never did any of that. my parents just hit me
>>529492190Didnt realize every other patch of nature had massive geysers
>>529492031>you never had a chance to experience an asbestos filled tornado>you never experienced a nigger shooting you>you never experienced having a part of your dick being cut off>you never experienced living in a house made of wooden planks>you never experienced being the jewish golemI'm just kidding, I made it all up. It's all cope.
>>529492031>>tfw you never visited Yellowstone or the Statue of LibertyBoth are highly overrated. The big name attractions are always ruined by the masses of people who visit them. The best places are ones you've never heard of. Sometimes exceeding the splendor while being rarely visited so as to be much more enjoyable. You already have plenty of beautiful sites in Peru to visit anyways>>529492381Sucks to be a nigger doesn't it.
>>529492031You're a vassal of the US. That's essentially being American already. Look at you speaking English using an American site
>>529492613This.
>>529492031I have done almost all of this (have yet to visit Yellowstone) Disneyland is not that great anymorethe statue of liberty is cool but I imagine you can get the same appeal from going up the eiffel tower idk i wish we had ancient ruins like Europeans the oldest things we have here are a few colonial forts and some houses that are somehow still standing from the 1600s
>>529492031banned expired? although, the other OP pic you use to post, with the furfag sitting on the steps of a house was more pleasing. but anyways, yiff in hell!
>>529492442We have technology.
>>529492031My stepfather did literally all of these things for me and taught me how to be a proper man. I really do pity Eurotrash
>>529492031I'm sorry my friend.
>>529492482Our older houses are actually quite nice and made from brick. Fuck Western fags.
>>529492808How the fuck is he gonna go to the Eiffel Tower as a kid in Peru, dipshit?
https://youtu.be/cylfhA8pNgY
>born and raised in the United States>been on multiple road trips across the States with family, a few times were even in a station wagon!>camped and hunted in the woods, tent-style and in a cozy cabin>been to Yellowstone, Jellystone, Niagra Falls, the Grand Canyon and the Statue of Liberty>been to Disneyland and Disneyworld/Epcot and Busch Gardens and Six Flags and rode the attractions all day>wake up everyday happy knowing I live in the best country in the worlddamn, it DOES feel pretty good to be a gangster (i think it's been a couple of generations since this was the norm, though)
>>529492031You can do most of these things right now
>>529492190It's a national park as well.
