What would you do if you were him?https://x.com/_GlobeObserver/status/2027905077759893699
change my name to john iran and wear tshirts and jeans, and turn the country into a constitutional republic
>>529494889If I was him I'd be dead because he was killed in an airstrike a little over 5 hours ago.
Chudjak.
>>529494889sell out for a cozy florida mansion
>>529495013It doesn't matter. They've got a line of these dudes ready to go
>>529494889lol the look on his face>im dead next aren't i?>>529495092>when you get your entire cabinet killed to own the orange man
>>529494889I would raise the brown flag of incontinence
>>529494889Why are the obsessed with that last name? Is someone with the last Mohammed not good enough
>>529495092HOW MANY AYATOLLAHS 10 AYATOLLAHS THATS A JDAMABLE NUMBER
>>529495092Many of whom are either already dead or soon will be. The war needs to be over before the stock market opens on Monday so we're the same thing that we did to Hezbollah but on speedrun.
>>529494889Light the beacons to call on the help of the hidden 12th Imam
Ayatollah Razmara
>>529494889I'd fuck a couple of goats and then pass out in a post-orgasmic stupor
>>529494992john john, john john iran
>>529494889I would restore the Caliphate, and contest the territories of the franks, I would employ some policy to find the leader of Isra`il and parade him in the streets, he will be allowed to live, I would make him live in the same condition his policy did to many people.
I wouldn't take the job, for one! lolDead man walking.Persia, that is the Only acceptable solution. Meaning, no shaws no supreme leaders, Just President and economically oriented not nuclear.Cooperative.
>>529494992been done before
>>529494889Prepare my anus
>>529494889TKD and TZD (total zogbot death)
>>529495013>airstrikeThat basically dishonorable warfare, in real battle with the horse and the sword honestly Rome loses, the Romans will be a problem today.
>>529495166It's a family business like the pizza place in my hometown but even they eventually brought in a honduran guy
>>529494889Oh gee I'm so glad we replaced our monarchy with a (checks notes) monarchy.
Ayatollah chudjaki
>>529494889Isn't he the third supreme leader?
>>529494889Does he have better gear? The rings and flags clearly aren't doing it. Casualshit Iranis need to realize you can't do the US-Zog raid with welfare epics.
>>529494889Another glum bearded guy in a dress with the same name
>>529494889nuke Israel
>>529494992I wanted nukes, I settled for chicken mcnuggets
>>529495457Why does he look like a mount and blade character?
>>529495675you lost
>>529495705>20 years of exile under the Ayatollah regime
>>529495522you mean like your very own political dynasty? oh no sorry Trump isn a political dynasty he's just a chabad mafiosi
>>529495166He is a son of the previous leader. It’s still strange how similar to the name of the original original Ayatollah Khomeini.
>>529495658he couild use some lubrication, or better yet life insurance
>>529495720shalom
>>529494889Bomb every single oil derrick, fuel refinery, and fuel storage within Teran's reach. Let the West actually feel this war in the only thing these kikes care about. Their wallet.
>>529495653Yes, he is.
>>529495220There are 90 million people in Iran. As long as one of them exists there will always be someone to step into the role. If it was possible to crush Iran with conventional warfare they would have done it 30-40 years ago. This only ends with nukes and at that juncture the point of the war is lost because Israel just wants the land.
>>529494889>will be dead in 24h>rinse>repeatlmao
>>529495220In the Irak - Iran war, Irak killed 250k Iranians and Iran didn't budge. Good luck with your investments on monday. Don't forget Hormuz is closed.
Literally can't find a single Iranian source backing the claim
>>529495712Because Mount and Blade was made by Turks.
>>529495927we are approaching levels of cope previously not thought possible.
>>529494889Looks exactly like the last guy
>>529495978Hormuz is literally open. you can go check it yourself right now.>but Iran saidThe cargoes just keep moving. Nothing there to stop them and Iranians did not shoot at those cargoes.
>>529495166Son has the same surname of father. Oh my such a strange obsession that rapejeet cannot understand
>>529494889So iran is a dynasty larping as an islamic republic? Weird but ok
How is the antichrist/Mahdi supposed to rise if there's no one left to challenge Israel in the Mideast
>>529494889build/buy Nukes as fast as possible..
>>529495842Your taxes went directly toward killing the ayatollah. How does that make you feel abdul?
>>529494889Dude Khamenei didn't die he just time travelled.
>>529496243>AntichristFuck all messianic slop, especially Christianity. It's like Islam and Judaism but without the balls.
>>529496395Jeet, I can smell you thru my phone. Drag yourself, your family, your septic tank, and your cow back to India where you belong.
>>529496538I denounce krishna and polytheism. Now abdul you denounce islam :)
>>529494889Cant wait until they do a live broadcast only for a bomb to drop on the building before they can cut the feed.
>>529496101It's his son
>>529496648He's a mutt he's not used to have his kids look like the father
>>529495031Literally me.
>>529496207It too close too Khomeini to be a coincidence
>>529495457kek that's why he's still one of the greatest statesmen ever.
>>529495031nothng good ever happens
Thinking that Iran would fold after the Ayatollah died was as dumb as thinking that Catholicism ends after a pope dies. The neocon jew imperialists are shilling for intervention using negative IQ tier propaganda that only fools the dumbest of rubes. The US will have to invade Iran to get the government to collapse or find a proxy like ISIS.
>>529494992It was a parliamentary democracy but then the UK, with the help of the US, overthrew that government to install a hereditary dictator.
>>529496964I think Iran still has the ability to wipe Israel off the face of the planet if the IRGC takes over. It will come at the cost of Iran's sovereignty though.
>>529495092and nobody will acknowledge itiranian govt is over. imagine a month of strikes.you fucking muslims LOST, hard. you were supposed to wage a war against the US, not lose overnight.ffs, I am no longer including muslims in the white ethnostate.
>>529494889>What would you do if you were him?Tell people I'm in tel aviv.Re pic: instantly auto moderated, 12 hour limited functions. I've posted stuff way worse with no blow back before.
>>529496964Iran hasn't even closed the strait of hormuz or attacked any oil installations, so far they have capitulated
>>529496135Iran has nothing left to even shoot at them with. Ships stayed away for the first few hours of the "closure" but everyone quickly realized how little Iran can do. So far Iran's navy has been sunk, its air force has been destroyed, and its leadership has been obliterated. The sum total of it's response has been to fire a handful of ballistic missiles (most of which have been intercepted) and to attack some hotels with the few drones they have left.If what's left of their government doesn't pull a Venezuela and give up within the next 24 hours then the country will get to find out what it's like to live without electricity for the indefinite future.
>>529494889Remember some years ago when an Iranian helicopter crashed with some big officials on it? His competitor to becoming ayatollah was on it.
>>529497303they bombed Iran last year and then nothing happened, figure out the trend.>>529497135>iranian govt is overjust like Venezuela's government is over
>>529494889Issue a fatwa forcing all clean-shaven tranny lovers to grow a moustache.
>>529497127wrong, pahlavis replaced the qajar monarchy and always had elections. even after 1979 and the islamic revolution and today technically they still have elections. they constantly vote for new prime ministers.
>>529495609Do they take those turbans off and put them on a stand at night like a lady, her wig, or must they tie/wrap them afresh every time they put them on?
>>529494889Source: Twitter Faggot with a Checkmark and a "news account."
>>529495457The only based Turk
>>529495782>1979 was 20 years agoI could fix so many things if that were the case.
>>529497738>they constantly vote for new prime ministers... who must be pre-approved by the mullahs. it's a farce like the "elections" in the communist bloc.
