tell me about your deepest, darkest conspiracy theory. I'm, like, super curious.
>>529506083Exquisite.
>>529506083Give bobs and vagene plz lady
>>529506083Jews are slaves of the Demiurge and their mission is to enslave the divine sparks (Aryans) in this demonic realm
>>529506083I kiss your full body. I need you please com Seattle I receive you.
>>529506083your bobs are not big enough to handle my theories.
>>529506083Everything is random and no one knows why they’re doing. The only smart people are building rockets and the rest are just retards, all of us included.
You can't handle my strongest conspiracies thot
>>529506083Honestly I believe there is some plot against our organs, some group operated by the Jews; is trying to steal our organs.
>>529506646Well +1 to this. The more people realize that most of their leaders are actually retarded, the better everything'll be.
>>529506083God is real, he is also Satan, and he wins in the end. Also, our souls are food for giant lizards.
>>529506083Who is this whore and why does she look at me like I'm prime rib?
>>529506083I'd dig a special hole in woods for you.After I bit off some choice parts.
>>529506083tonsil stones aren't actually from poor oral hygene. they are really just calcium deposits from having too much calcium and vitamin D in your diet.
>>529506083Sorry, I confest my secrets and theories only to women with big tits.
>>529507019I suffer from a chronic case of tonsil stones, have a vitamin D def and don't drink dairy.
>>529506682But schizo, I'm going into memetic battle and I need ONLY your STRONGEST conspiracy theories
>>529506083>brown everythinginto the trash it goes
>>529507019>>529507109They are caused by inhaled nasties.There is some nasty shit in your living environment that you are breathing in.Or some chemical pollution.
>>529507336I've had them almost my whole life, only dietary changes help. No dairy, no soft food. Focusing on meat seems to help. But you have a point, yes.
>>529506706>some plot against our organsThey have old map from the middle ages called the Catalan Atlas, it literally calls a place "organa" that talks about the silk road.
>>529507019damn i remember going in to get my adenoid removed when i was like 11 and mid operation the doctor told my parents that your son's tonsils are fucked too do you want them removed and they said yeah so nigga just removed my tonsils too its crazy
>>529507134kek'd
>>529506646>>529506754Basically every detailed history book about politics (like «The Sleepwalkers: How Europe Went to War in 1914») say that, so that's not a conspiracy theory but widespread knowledge.
this ethiopian prester john literally worked with the mongolian ghengis khan
>>529506646i would like to think im not retarded.
>>529506083the british invented the holocaust in WWI, it wasn't the jews who did ithttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Corpse_Factory> Horace Vachell: “I am told by an eminent chemist that six pounds of glycerine can be extracted from the corpse of a fairly well nourished Hun... These unfortunates, when alive, were driven ruthlessly to inevitable slaughter. They are sent as ruthlessly to the blast furnaces. One million dead men are resolved into six million pounds of glycerine."
>>529506083"Everything is going to be alright" is quite possibly the darkest conspiracy theory of all.
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>>529507466>organaThey could be Moors and Saracens, but it a strange name to call a place.
>>529507641I think prester john plundered all the gold of El Dorado.
>>529506083Joe Biden is a high ranking member of the convert Ware Group and possibly mentored by a man called Robin Ware son of Harold Ware.>Harold or "Hal" Ware (August 19, 1889 – August 14, 1935) was an American Marxist, regarded as one of the Communist Party's top experts on agriculture. He was employed by a federal New Deal agency in the 1930s. He is alleged to have been a Soviet spy and is understood to have founded the "Ware Group," a covert group of operatives within the United States government aiding Soviet intelligence agents.>Harold Ware had connections to Wilmington, died in Pennsylvania>Had a son called Robin WareJoe Biden just happened to use email aliases referencing the Ware name>JRWare>RobinWare
>>529507773Wasn't Churchill the first to suggest gas chambers?Also theres a difference between the British and the ((British))
I think attila the hun, and king arthur the same person, and the pope gave him the Holy Grail, and he is why Rome fell.
>>529508119>Churchillmight have been that occult guy crowley
>>529506083If you don't believe in god you will disappear into nothing when you die.There is no devil or hell what you loose is rejoining your creator and infinit knowledge .
Procopius wrote this scary book about justinian, honestly that guy was mentally insane, however Belisarius was ethical but tempted by justinian.
The City of Troy is actually Tyre LebanonΤυροςΤρου\Troy
>>529506083Julius Ceasar and Jesus christ were the twin fish which defined the age of the pisces. Ceaser was the true messiah who ruthlessly built civilization and stability with his might and Jesus is actually the antichrist who the jooz created to suppress our understanding of real history.
philistines basically the Greek diaspora after the Trojan war
>>529506083OP is the biggest faggot on this board
The philistines defeated by the iron, subsequently these Greeks returned to the Peloponnese and started the Dorian society.
>>529506083Nothing too deep but I'm sure epstein is alive and having orgies in some bunker in israel
That person agamemnon in Homer is the pharoah in Exodus.
>>529508986>agamemnonThis guy invaded Egypt, overthrows Proteus; and wages this ten year war against Tyre, that how the bronze age collapsed.
>>529506083I don't have any conspiracy "theories". I know they're true.
Cadmus was from Thebes and taught the Semitic language, subsequently he went to the Greek land and taught them language.
The people of Midian they learned things from that person, he taught them law but they had unfair bargains and GOD caused a large earthquake.
Cadmus was taught that language by Moses peace be upon him, that person lived in two ages
This man Moses peace be upon him, walked with Ulysses one time.
>>529507473He probably raped you as well, you just didnt know it.
what might upset the people of alhind Indiabrahma Ibrahim(as) that literally himthey make an idol out of him and steal the orthography of his language to create their speech
>>529509856>steal the orthographythe ethiopian did that to create their ge`ez language
>>529506083I know you already know tell agent smith to try harder next time.
>>529506083Jews are actually dominated by the archons, who are the true "masters" of darkness. Jews are just pawns. Pawns of evil.>t. gnosticfag
I try to figure out how history happens, much of it been hidden; you have to read other texts to understand it, but people in power make it harder to understand.
>>529510088>the archonsThat something of the jinn, the watchers; some people have been corrupted by new age meditation and talismans from these creatures.
>>529506083Deep down in my heart I feel like 8675309 has entirely more significance than just a silly phone number.
The music industry has some people doing strange conjuring, they work with the demons.
>>529506083My red is not your red
>>529506413OP was specifically asking for conspiracy theories and not for well established facts, duh.
>>529506083I know the procedure for making babies
There is some satanic group that operates parts of the US government, they in the parts of the army, michael aquino those types.
>>529506083The holocaust really happened and it was actually 15 million
>>529506083Charlie Kirk’s kike wife killed him for Mossad.
>>529506083No you're not. You're not curious about anything. Shut up bitch.
>>529510512>satanic groupThis group programs people to do bad things, those crazy people you hear about on the news doing violent acts, these examples of mind control.
>>529510232Jinns are creatures of lesser hierarchy than archons and it's a very broad concept. They aren't good nor bad in human terms. They are akin to "fairies" in the western world. Fuck around with them, and you will find out. But they can also be positive.I don't know what you mean by new age meditation. But it is true that certain practices can open you up to very disruptive and evil forces if you are not careful.
>>529510734>new age meditationsimply turn on the beat of rap musicturn on the tv listen to the car turn on hear the sounds of the citywatch footage of the wars there conditions that create certain sensitivities
>>529510734>jinn or the ifrit the archon the watcher the fairy the goblin the elf the vampire the conjuror the magian the alchemist the sorcerer
>>529510918That's not "new age meditation", that's low vibrational stuff created by the archons on purpose to keep us in this shit prison (the matrix). We are talking about two different phenomena here. Having said that, the majority of the so-called "new age practices" are grifters that don't really liberate you from the archontic matrix. It's a psyop.
>>529506083Israel is run by jews
>>529511091This sounds like magic: the gathering or a D&D role play session, kek.
>>529511351Honestly in a different time I would fight you in holy war.
>>529506083Use of gangstalking (zersetzung) against population. It definitely happens but I am still not sure when exactly. Different political groups offer different solutions to a problem. The modern economy can be kept alive with:> Migration (left)> Nationalist expansionsism (Trump)> AuthoritarianismIf you do not support any of these solutions, maybe you get seen as a threat to national security. You can usually see all the different groups pushing their solution here as well. If you oppose all of them to come up with your own viewpoint you are more likely to be at risk. As soon as you start turning against the leadership options, it gets dangerous.It would work by covertly harassing people with stuff that COULD be a coincidence (honking at you, references to personal stuff in anonymous chats etc). Then they make sure you feel targetted. If you tell people about it, your description matches mental illness (schizophrenia, psychosis).It weaponises the normality of social life since you would have to violate the social norms to confront people, since it could be coincidences. Then people could just play dumb and you look crazy.
>>529506083Why did AI Makeover make his fingers too long and his shoulder too thin?
>>529506083I'd tell you, but I swear to god every one I've got ended up being 100% true.
>>529511430I am ready, Ahmed. Many in Europe are.
>>529506083Other ppl in traffic are not real.they are road npc's and will despawn once they are out of a certain radius
>>529511445I also believe that dissidents can be fucked with magick and psychics working for the elites.
>>529506083Mr Beast has a body double, im telling you!
>>529506083Taylor Swift is a clone of the biological daughter of the founder of the church of satan.
>>529506646what about the jews though? are they also retarded?
>>529506413So jews are Men and Aryans are Mer? Was Hitler Thalmor?
>>529506083/x/ is that way retardBut since we're here. Aliens visited Earth 200,000 years ago and gave each race something special to give them an edge. Some chose written language, some chose increased longevity through genetic manipulation, some chose technology. The aboriginals of Australia learned the concept of flight very early on, but without any intelligence to implement it, all they could do was make boomerangs. No other race on Earth figured out how to generate aerodynamic lift until the early 20th century. But the boongs had it 60,000 years ago and did jack shit with it.
>>529506083Christ and the disciples were all gay and their secret mission was to sow the seeds of homosexuality in society down the ages.
>>529511445What is honking? I know the subtle referecing of personal stuff to be absolutely true, it starts to make you have fucked up dreams. I have experienced it here either by hobby gangstalkers or the paid ones.
>>529506413>>529510088Damn I swear I didn't read your message, germanbro. I left out the divine sparks (Aryan) and I agree with you.
>>529506083Satan is buried on earth and they try to summon him by creating a shit world.Forgive yourself forgive others change the world 1 human at a time.T. Ra Or something like that.
>>529506171>>529506546>>529506887>>529506897Simp losers
>>529512317Just cars honking at you. I live in a quiet village. As soon as I get too anti government, people star honking at me or in front of my house. In bad times it was once per day, now its a lot less. I have never seen or heard something that wasnt real, it is definitely happening. They also spam the horn many times. I habe been writing dlwn number plates, if I get enough, I will try to go to court.Also cars drive towards me with high beams on, blinding me, then they shut them off right before passing me (even though there is nobody to blind behind me). A bit weird.Still not sure what the motivation is. I thought US would have this implemented by puppet states to assure they get to be seen as the good guys (viewing it as their right to tell their story). Russia did the same in east germany and it was found out.
>>529514389The high beam thing is basically other drivers telling you off for high-beaming them first. Check the angle of your regular headlights, you might just be blinding oncoming drivers and that pisses them off.
>>529515232It just happens when i am on the sidewalk. Walking. Blinding me is somewhat normal then. But turning off right before passing me was a bit weird (i always watch for statistical deviation from normality, and there was a massive spike in likelyhood of this happening).
>>529515469I stand corrected. They are instead blinded by your radiant good looks. Keep it up, you magnificent Adonis.
>>529506083th-that she regrets what she did to me *start blubbering and ugly-crying*
>>529506083The earth is just a farm setup by aylmaos who will harvest us once we hit a target population that only they know about.
That the US government actually controls Israel and kikes, using them as a patsy and test bed for future wars. The goylum broke his master two hundred years ago and plays along like when your alzheimer mom starts talking about the garden.The kike enslaved, again.
>>529506083>Western whore She's fucked 10 guys minimum, I don't like talking to it
>>529506083Alphabet Agencies actually can't cast a massive, persistent, highly invasive dragnet that nabs everyone's data at all times. They planted this idea in the public consciousness to dissuade less passionate actors, whilst convincing the concerned to seek alternative methods of obtaining privacy on the internet. Methods such as the 'dArK wEb', and VPNs, are actually controlled by them. Together they serve at least two purposes; More readily available traffic data/spy routes and liquid cash that isn't controlled by any branch of government or subject to oversight. womp womp
Can somebody redpill me on wisdom tooths? I have not had issues yet but just in case that i will have issues with them?
>>529518736based
>>529506083My life is like the Truman show, but they who control the show don't know that I'm mightier and secretly control them.
>>529506083she looks like she engages in copulation with males with a high number of melanin pigments in their epidermis
>>529506083when women ask stupid questions to test you just answer like a stupid woman would>gee I dont have any, do you ?
>>529512318basado
>>529519364You're gonna get raped
>>529520177this post is a regular occurrence to make to the point of codification for individuals who display dysgenic effects caused by the interbreeding of his parents
>>529511445Recording devices can be used to fuck with glowies. But you need offline ones that they can't delete film from. watch them get mad.
>>529506646I don't think this is a conspiracy70yos have told me they never felt like they 'became an adult' they just kept goin in life. Ofc nobody from the previous gen said that, only boomers. Both my grandpa's got blown tf up in ww2 but survived, they grew up fast.
>>529506083>your deepest, darkest conspiracy theorydinosaurs had an advanced civilization and nuked themselves to extinction
>>529507109Maybe quit swallowing so much cum
>>529506083Mesas are the stumps of world trees cut down by the nephilim.
>>529506083The world is not only unjust and cruel, it’s also gay and retarded.
>>529506083My frenulum is itchy can you suckle on it
>>529506083Mormons are the descendants and successors of The Templars, The Hospitaliers, plus dozens of other ancient orders that directly communed with God, but they don't know it.
>>529506083Mongrel-Theist-Bigots-Agenda...Mongreloids think Mongrels are superior to all other life-forms...The Bible indicates Mongreloids have been Condemned.Along with their haples Stooges & Dupes...All the (((New-World-Order))) Nigger&Jew schtick is a Death-Sentence...
>>529506083That there is no nefarious elite cabal and that it’s all bullshit created by midwits. The real enemy of humanity is the majority of people you interact with- the midwits and NPCs. The average person is a lazy dishonest retard always looking to get stuff for free. These are the real goyim godless Antichrists.
>>529506083Scientists can keep a brain alive in a jar and train it to play doom. Some of my earliest memories are playing doom. Am I even real or a brain in jar?
>>529506083Tell me about your nose job?
>>529506083it's the elite globalist frankists khazarians jesuits capitalists lizardpeople and many other buzzwords you receive no consequences from speaking about, but it's not the jews. i love jews!
>>529515469>>529514389This shit gives me goosebumps thinking it actually is real. I am still no 100% convinced though. The thought of multiple people following you and subtly harrassing you while going on with your day is crazy. Especially when its actually happening and the same people then label you as mentally ill, put you on drugs and make you actually mentally ill. What if the doctors are the same people that harrass you when their day of work is over. >ITTSS LITERALLY LIKE IN MY MOOOVIESit actually is >>529520893Rude, i am serious.
>memeflag
>>529506083we already lost
>jews already won>when theres nobody left to jew, who are jews gonna jew?>**you are here**
>>529521822if this is true he definitely needs to run again in 2028
>>529506646I'm building rockets... Bottle rockets. No, I'm not. I'm just being a retard. You're right.
>>529506083Fuck of foid.
>>529506083This doesn't real, every screen, panel, and phone is trying to make you stumble.
>>529506083Everything will work out for the better.
>>529506083It's not a theory anymore unfortunately...
>>529506083gamergate and it's consequences have shaped the future we live in
I mean everyone needs to know platos allegory of the cave and gnostic cosmology. Afaik it is the most important conspiracy theory to know about because it affects you, your souls, your future, your suffering....etc.
>>529506083I'm a powerful mage! I studied demons! There was no religious order against it, if anything I saw a religious prerogative or mandate to study these entities. I met angels too. It turns out that angels and demons pair up to watch each other and fuck with humans. It's madness! I love it! I met a bunch of important demons one time and they started checking in on me and testing me. They must have liked me since they gave me a crown. Now I'm badass! They made me royalty. I have the Doom of Damocles now, whatever that means. I think they still worship Dionysius in this modern age actually even though nobody else even seems to remotely ponder the burden. I scarcely do. I hide in plain sight.People used to call me a LARPer but SOMEBODY purged all the atheists from my corner of the world in meatspace and on 4chan /pol/ hahahaaha
>>529506646Protip: even the niggers building rockets are dumb ass fuck kek
>1pbtid
>>529506083Good is a variable. Evil is the absolute.
Yeah after "Corona virus" I realized that humans will never betray whatever ideals they have that are beyond me. "Corona virus" was a scam so through and through but nobody was ever willing to either speak the truth or do the research. My disdain for humans increased so much that I amped up the power and just stopped caring about masquerade violations. WHO STANDS FOR THE MASQUERADE!?? Oh that's right, NOBODY. And not the "Nobody" loonies on /x/ either, they won't put the brain rot down.Then you saw the enormous surge in Bible sales in 2025 because Project Mayhem aka underworld masquerade repeal (the revolution cannot be televised) is proceeding surprisingly smoothly.>"OH YEAH THE EARTH IS FLAT NOW. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? QUIT YOUR JOB! WHO FUCKING CARES!?!!"
