/pol/ - I’ve been captured by Iranian terrorists and they - Politically Incorrect

Anonymous (ID: /rm5zzIn) Archived

03/01/26(Sun)04:27:01 No.529506970

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Anonymous (ID: /rm5zzIn) 03/01/26(Sun)04:27:01 No.529506970 Archived

I’ve been captured by Iranian terrorists and they want me to read a statement for the camera. I offered to write it myself.

>ahem

Let me tell you a few things about the US government and Israel…..

Anonymous (ID: YUL3WqLz)
03/01/26(Sun)04:30:26 No.529507140

Anonymous (ID: YUL3WqLz) 03/01/26(Sun)04:30:26 No.529507140

>>529506970
My names Nick berg from west Chester Pennsylvania

Anonymous (ID: LOyCgOkK)
03/01/26(Sun)04:33:09 No.529507275

Anonymous (ID: LOyCgOkK) 03/01/26(Sun)04:33:09 No.529507275

>>529507140
AND THIS IS VIVA LA BAM!

Anonymous (ID: /rm5zzIn)
03/01/26(Sun)04:49:01 No.529508054

Anonymous (ID: /rm5zzIn) 03/01/26(Sun)04:49:01 No.529508054

>>529507140
My surname is affiliated with la cosa nostra and the Irish mob I weigh 330lb and recently snapped the spine of one of those literal ufc twinks.

Let me tell you how I feel about wannabe tough guys in camo….

Anonymous (ID: /rm5zzIn)
03/01/26(Sun)04:51:21 No.529508182

Anonymous (ID: /rm5zzIn) 03/01/26(Sun)04:51:21 No.529508182

I know Muslims are probably pro DEA but can I throw them under the bus as well….

Im not allowed to threaten anyone’s children? What kind of fag ass terrorists are you

Anonymous (ID: /rm5zzIn)
03/01/26(Sun)04:54:30 No.529508360

Anonymous (ID: /rm5zzIn) 03/01/26(Sun)04:54:30 No.529508360

>>529507275
lol Zoomies that learned about millennial culture at Jesus camp

https://youtu.be/41qC3w3UUkU