-his pants and jacked off all over tehran
>>529521648Smart move, he would outlast even cockroaches after nukes.Man's unsinkable.
>>529521648Is he also going to be wearing a different ring every day like some bitch and wave random flags as his people are being killed by judeo-american golems?
>>529521648This nigga is unironically immortal
>>529521648>"tried to build a nuke, didn't work">"WOWW dude, I was in the bunker and I still got hit">"I'm PRESSING BUTTONS nothing's launching">"What the FUCK dude, the flag I raised did nothing, it's bugged">fuck this, I'm done with this war, it's fucking bullshit"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyZp0vkuCiA
>>529521648
>>529521790Nigga we're past nukes. Get with the time.
>>529521648bugged uranium enrichment mechanics
>>529521648TASTY BANANA
>>529521843>guys, if we hit the goal today I’ll put on the ring of revenge!
>>529521648not so fast
>>529524302He was promised Cuba
Chief imam has been announced
Is that DSP?