>>529624569Turns out Iranians didn't cuck out after the first missiles like Hegseth said
>>529624569>STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!!!
>>529624569
>>529624569>how to spot an iranian shill fakeit has 5 pixels
>>529624569Hegseth took advantage of Trump's alzheimers and he just realized he's started the war for the 4th time.
>>529624569"You're fired"
He needs his diaper changed.
>>529624569>Incoherent autistic screeching about Israel being their greatest ally
>>529624569>whats trump screaming about?probably MickeyD fucked up the delivery of his daily dose of BigMacs and Coke Light
>>529624569>we will avenge moloch and defend israel no matter the cost! do you understand?!
>>529624569Jews are dying, and their cum wasn't collected beforehand for Trump to guzzle down.
>>529625132That's horrible. Any US president would scream.
>>529624569>pull it I have to take a dump so hard right now !!!>ys mein trumpler. ready to recive your oder
>>529624569Could only mean one thing:>Hegseth has had segs with Ivanka>that's dad rage,
>>529624569>JEWS ARE COMING TO ME WITH TEARS IN THEIR AND SAYING 'GOY, NOT ENOUGH GOYIM ARE DYING FOR ISRAEL'. THAT'S YOUR FAULT, PETE. PUMP THE NUMBERS UP!
>>529627137forgot vidhttps://youtu.be/LPEYsazrKIw
>that Jew cum belongs to me! don't let me catch you slurping it again!
>>529624569Is there proof that this image is real or is it just ai slop
>>529624569>I'VE SHAT MESELF AGAIN! YOU CLEAN IT!
>>529624569>YOU SAID THIS WOULD GET ME THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
>>529624569Chicken fil a was cold.
>>529624569He's so happy its going so well. He is screaming his support for Hesgeths clear-eyed leadership.In opposite world.
>>529624569he looks mad
The Big Arch
>>529625046>Coke Lightlol
>It said teriyaki not theran you dislexic moron>but sir, your handwriting suggested so we just bombed..>WHERE IS THE CHICKEN, PETE??
>>529624569Oh dear...It looks like someone has stole his secret stash of jew cum.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY'D FORGET ABOUT EPSTEIN
>>529624728That meme has definetly originated from the Tel Aviv diaper wearing disinfo division. Pathetic.
>>529624569Is that pic real?
>you‘re fired!>this is not how icbm‘s work, sir
>YOU WILL SUCK MORE JEWISH DICKS>n-no daddy, it's too many jewish dicks>YOU WILL SUCK THOSE JEWISH DICKS IF I HAVE TO MAKE YOU!
>>529627719If it's real, what was Trump screaming at Hegseth for?
>>529624569"YOU SAID THIS WOULD BE OVER IN A DAY!"
>>529624569>HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE I LOVE ISRAEL LESS THAN YOU DO
>>529624569> WHY ARENT IRANIANS ON THEIR KNEES SUCKING JEWISH DICK AFTER WE KILLED THE BAD GUY?
>>529624569> Be Trump, 2026> WH smells like sweat, despair and cheeseburgers> Point at map, ask where hegsmiths army is> Generals look at their shoes like awkward toddlers> "Mein Führer... hegsmith didn't have enough guys. No attack has occured."> Hand starts vibrating like a jackhammer> *Takes off glasses*. Everyone except vance, hegsmith, laumer will leave this room.> Absolute nuclear meltdown.mp4> Scream until veins almost pop> yfw your paper tiger army cant do shit
>>529624569Trump was autisticly making a sustained and high-pitched "EEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" sound to drown out Hegseth's insistence that the eagles couldn't simply have flown the ring to Mordor
>>529629902They got his McDonalds order wrong
>>529624569https://youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0?&t=47
>>529624569>Start an existential war with a country that is triple the size of Iraq, and that was no threat to you>with a mountainous terrain and deep ground weapon manufacturing >leads to oil production coming to a halt >world economy might collapse in a month Good job Miggers
>>529624748shots taken from far away into the oval office always look like this.
>>529624569the coke wasn't diet.
>>529624569He is probably saying he want the entire Iranian command structure, gone, after the attack that killed 3 US military personell
>>529624569"How could you let our Gulf States bases get attacked after I ordered that all SAM interceptors were delivered to Israel to protect them instead?"
>>529627719I think its from signalgate last year
>>529629339that's what yuropoors call it
>>529624569Hegseth didn’t drink a full cup of Jew cum that morning.
>>529624569>PULL MY FINGER HEGSETH, THAT'S AN ORDER!>Hegseth pulls finger>Trump shits himself
>>529630138a very funny comedic reference hans
9000 DOJ lawyers quit
>>529624569>How could you have let jews die? You should've had Americans die in their place!! Americans only exist to serve Jews!!!
>>529629665yeah but it’s old. from 2025
>>529624569>HEGSETH YOU SON OF A BITCH WE NEED SOME BOOTS ON THE GROUND. NOW!!!! OUR GREATEST ALLY DEPENDS ON US RIGHT NOW. IF YOU GIVE ME ONE MORE EXCUSE I'M THROWING YOUR ASS OUT OF THE DOOR.
>>529624569Shitty leftist aislop
"You will be impeached because of the Epstein files"
>>529624569>I TOLD YOU TO SHAVE THEIR BUTTHOLES BEFORE YOU BRING THEM HERE!
>>529624569>its over
>>529624569>EVERYTHING'S FINE.....!
>>529624569>IS THIS THE DEPARTMENT OF WAR OR DEPARTMENT OF DIAPER WEAR GO DIE FOR ISRAEL NOW DAMN IT!!!
>>529624569>"I MUST SERVE MY JEWISH MASTERS. I DON'T CARE WHAT IT DOES FOR AMERICA. JUST DO WHAT I SAY AND DO IT FOR ISRAEL."
