>Chud faces 90 YEARS IN BUTTFUCK FEDERAL PRISON, NEXT TO LITERAL RAPISTS AND MURDERERS for stealing maybe $5000 worth of fucking POKEMON CARDS from the BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY: TARGET.Meanwhile, niggers rape and slaughter whites, only to get a slap on the wrist with minimal jail time. This country is so fucking done.
He gets poked with BBC and shanks now. No more poke mon
They are trying to make an example out of him. You can just take things at self-checkout and the niggers wagies are too dumb to figure it out
>>529639522*Ahem* as a dumb wagie, I must say it's because we don't care not because we're dumb-- but we are that too, mind you.
>>529639522Niggers use this tactic all the time to steal kool aid, Funyons, and steak. How is that any different?
>>529639274Is he retarded? everyone knows you dont fuck with Target Loss Prevention department, as they will let you take goods until they can really fuck you with felony charges.
>>529639274>Chud faces 90 YEARS IN BUTTFUCK FEDERAL PRISON,I bet he wishes that were true, he's facing 90 years in Buttfuck No Air Conditioning Florida State Prison.
>>529639274If he was black he would have got 6 months probation.
>>529640020If it was during Floydorama they would have given him a free bonus 3DS.
>>529639812Da FUQ lil Timmy gon do???
Not my problem
>>529639812I work in that industry and it’s well known that Target has a national team of legitimate detectives to investigate theft, they even have their own private crime lab. They will gather evidence on you and as soon as they identify you, will hand the local police a buttfuck binder of evidence the size of a dictionary to make sure you go to jail. It sounds retarded but for some reason Target made it a priority. Don’t steal at Target. Go to Walmart.
>>529641058I really don't give a damn about shoplifting from globohomo corporations, but if you're going to play the game, you gotta know the rules.
>>529639274He should be executed for that faggot haircut.
>>529639274Clad him into goyarmor™ and ship him to Iranhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drTVvZdtX-o
>>529639780A really good lawyer could successfully argue that all checkout line displays purposefully target impulsive retards and constitute an "attractive nuisance", so the retailer is complicit in the crime and must share a punishment proportional to their much larger hand in creating the hazard.
True I have lived in Florida since the 80s and all crime is basically legal for niggers they do an average of 8 years for murder if they are caught and that's not happening but a white guy with one pill will do 3 years first offense no drug court like a nigger would get for drugs a gun an armed robbery and a hit and run he might do a year in county.
>>529639274Bro it's the Nintendo ninjasEveryone knows you don't fuck with Nintendo, they have tremendous legal pull in the US for some reason. They put that guy who modded Switches away for a long ass time too.
>>529639274I feel like this is 99% close to pedophile since it mainly hurts children so I’m for it but maybe not 90, like 10 with possibly parole.
>>529639274What are his priors?
>>529639274Why is the justice system so subjective? Shouldn’t all punishments be equal not dependent on race?Like a black man doing this crime would have in in jail for only a few months
>>529639274>Scalper get 90 yrPlay games, won stupid prize
>>529644923Yes >>529645252
>>529639274>Faces 90 yearsIt will be 2 years and probation
