Press "f".>kike comes out swinging as he cries out in painhttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-03/israel-ambassador-discredits-united-nations-over-iran-strikes/106409814>cuntarse fucks people over...againhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15608147/Qantas-flights-Middle-East-war-Iran.htmlHow are people surprised at that?>nswpol business as usual.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15608365/Potts-Point-Sydney-man-shot-police.html>what is it with semi regional lib pollies liking a bit of little boy bum?https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-03/rory-amon-closing-arguments-sexual-assault-trial-teenager/106410100
>>529710898there is already the hidden aus/pol/ going strongskatepark pedo aus/pol/ is just for keeping the retards contained.this one is kind of redundant,
>>529711759>New webm just dropped>Straya btwNo.
>>529711844its not in the catalog, if thats what you meanyou do know where the other aus/pol/ is, right?PROTIP: its not on the /pol/ catalog
>super sekrit aus/pol>not on /pol/m8 - no one wants to join your gang on /sp/ or where ever.
>>529712207you think everyone is in the spp thread?you clearly have no fucking idealurk moarbut i willl support this thread, even though its really hacky, like a school teacher mad eit something
bamp
this is the bagel
Is this why it's so quiet? Is he ded?https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-03/qld-tingalpa-fatal-police-shooting-brisbane-welfare-check/106410084
Do you agree with da boomers?
>>529714579>Is this why it's so quiet?>>529711759
>>529714124kek nigger
So aus/pol/ is now the primary school playground equivalent of>we're in a sooper dooper secret club and you can't come in!All good m8 - you stick to your claytons aus/pol/.
>>529718863Couldnt find it i take it?Damn. That sucks. Its not a great thread, but its better than this or the pedo thread.
I'm being a bit unkind to primary school kids - it's more of a high school girl thing.
>>529719866>Salty school teacherThe jokes write themselves. Have fun in the 'teachers lounge aus/pol/'.
>he thinks I'm upset at not being at the kids table...Imagine having this amount of lack of self awareness.Just pause for a moment and think about it - a couple of zoomies, probably both on multiple devices talking to each other on some random board on a chan thinking they're winning and somehow gatekeeping the rest of Auscunts on 4chinz.Like I said m8 - you can call me salty all you want - you are more than welcome to the little fiefdom you claim you've carved out for yourself.I think you'll find aus/pol/ will still be here a long time after you've given up trying to win at 4chan.
>>529719945Cunt, im the only one who makes real threads and im not in your secret thread.
I legitimately haven't seen anything this funny or retarded in... a couple of days at least.>you do know where the other aus/pol/ is, right?>PROTIP: its not on the /pol/ catalogIs being saved for future reference.
>kyle and Jacki-O splitsville.https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03-03/nsw-kyle-and-jackie-o-split-after-25-years-kiis-radio/106411512I read about it on dailymail and figured it was just a ratings stunt.
>>529720724>>529720951oooohhhhhh fresh thread
>>529721087After all of the shit they pulled over the past 20 years>stop looking at horoscopes while we're working Brings the show down.
>>529721302True - but it's not exactly telling a jeet nurse in London to give away royals secrets is it?
Teacher man couldn't handle it, anyway.
>>529721209>>529721544Now you are just fucking with him.
>>529721710why not? he is such a newfag, he can't find it.there is still an aus/pol/ untainted by the spp, wa vax pedo cuck etcpretty sure glowzart knows, but wa vax pedo cuck?not a chance, he is from reddit.look at this thread OP ffs
>>529722564>an aus/pol/ untainted by the spp, wa vax pedo cuck etcAnd it needs to stay that way.A barrier to entry, like the internet used to be.Oldfags moved, and faggots here think its 'da war'. Kek
Imagine being so new that you discovered sideways infinity chan and thought it was a secret!
>>529723201kek. say hello then
>he thinks I want to post on some random chan that was literally a fucking stopgap when the s01jack shutdown happened.Yeah, nah.
>>529723236He cant. He cant find it. He has been searching for 40 minutes.He wouldnt be able to resist posting an ABC roastie pic or article.
>>529723316That's because you can't
I was wrong - high school girls have a bit more intelligence than this cunt talking to himself about a thread that isn't even on 4chan...
>>529723316>that was literally a fucking stopgap when the s01jack shutdown happened.really? i think you might have it the wrong way aroundjust post an ABC roastie and the horror will end
>>529723236>>529723403>>529723426Literally why would I?sideways infinity chan/pol/res/13648831.html>>529723616>being this new.
>>529723665>still has the wrong websitepost the URL
JFC he's so fucking new he doesn't know about mirrors...Or that you can't on 4chinz because it's either spam filtered or you get b& for posting mirror urls...Sorry cunt I try to accommodate you because ... well lulz but this is just beyond me.
>>529723985>but muh ban iltershere, let me help you, newfag>mirrorswhat does that have to do with the price of fish at that URL?
>>529724080I dont think he knows what mirrors are
that's what i thought.
who here /abowaffen/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkKKN41mICIwe stand ready to defend the north coast amidst rising geopolitical tensions
>>529723985i'll make it easy for you.i just posted this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlVmU5D74i4what is my post number?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuABhumm6fY
Public school teachers, everyone!This is who teaches the future talent in this cuntry. This is their role model.Lying, scumbag fake retards. Literally.
Glowzart did you get banned for posting the mirror pic last time? If not just post it plz.
>>529726066it's not a mirror retard.cant you see the post count? how could that be a mirror.and if its a mirror, then the post and thread would be hereyou fucking numpty
>>529726141He really has no fucking ide>facebook is a mirror of myspace!He's fucking clinically retarded. I am sure of it.
529726229why does this person sound so cringe, this way of communicating is like a school kid
he's losing his mind
>>529726433Oh my!
who else here /mafs/?never forget that "trad" women are lying
still waiting for that post number, reddit
And these cunt(s) have the nerve to give the spp shit...
>>529716863well they dont have much choice
>>529727087so you cant just post the number?its not hardscroll down, and just pos the numberbut you cantyou lied and said you 'could' post an ABC roastie, but now you cant even scroll down?
Just to shut him the fuck up for 30 sec>Anonymous Australia 03/03/26 (Tue) 17:07:00 4856e4 No.13650468>winning at 4chan...
>>529727869FINALLY!well down reddit fag.jesus christ, it took you a bit to get there, but you got there.fuck me
>>529727869See how easy that was?No 'mirror' required. But i am glad you learnt something today.You have crashed and burned much harder in the past.
>>529727016>getting your depiction of women from mafsgo outside
>>529716863Boomers will be dead soon. Let them say whatever they want.
never circumcisenever explain yourselflook for spare partsfingerblast my aris
>>529722564>pretty sure glowzart knowsIs it in /trash ?
>>529726066>Glowzart did you get banned for posting the mirror pic last time? If not just post it plz.Yes I did.
>>529731368kek. there he is.quite the ludicrous display today.hidden aus/pol/ hit bump limit hours agothats why i am playing with wa vax pedo cuck like a cat plays with its prey
Had a go at flirting with the checkout chick at the local grocery today.
You're all very, very gay.This whole thing is just.. no.I'm a founding member of /qanda/ and every one of you are pathetic little faggets.
>>529732346good job anon.i have a sheila that is trying to 'fix' me. was a receptionist flirt20 years younger than i am and wants to take me "clothes shopping"i dont see what the problem is.i have been wearing the exact same SKU of MILES pants and polo shirt for 15 years
>>529732564i lie.i have a pair of Helkion-tek pants i rotateMILES shit is the best thoughshit is made in greece, so its not white perse, but decent enough build qualitybetter than Blackhawk
>>529732386you will need to go back a bit before that, newfag.
>>529732346Get into it. How did it go? She reciprocate?
>>529734056Told me she's a DJ. Wished her luck. Don't really know where to go from here. Guess I could just ask for her number.
>>529732564>was a receptionist flirtGood catch. They are so fucking bored its like fish in a barrel.>>529734217Ask her if she plays anywhere and if you can come. Show interest im her feeble identity before just asking for a number.
>>529734410I did. She said she doesn't have any regular gigs because she needs more confidence. I said that's pretty much how life goes.Might go in tomorrow and ask for her number.
>>529734489You are her confidence now. You are in already mate. Dont sweat it
>>529734410>They are so fucking bored its like fish in a barrel.apparently so. a bit pudgy and has a couple of tats, but good enough for australia>confidencethats the key, you can be a complete spastic but as long as you are confident spastic, you will get their attention
>>529734587Good to know.Next time I see her, I'll drop my own DJ lore and ask for her number.
>hidden aus/pol/>a mirror of sideways infinity chan>he thinks it was a secret>playing his primary school playground tier games...Gee m8 - you won 4chan for today. Onya champ!
>>529736015>>529721710>reading comprehensionyou really think a thread from 2025 was todays hidden aus/pol/?you just dont know when to stop looking retarded, do you?how do you even feed yourself?inb4 mirror!
>he just can't stop winning
>>529736015I know what he is talking about. Vaxxed faggot.
>>529736390>winningwhat really gets me with you is you just recycle shit other anons said years agoim the one that started that with the zoomie troonsat least 65-75% of your entire identity and tropes is me. unironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIGn4dLDU3
tfw you realise you made a monsternot kidding though, same as the>curate aus/pol/same shit, you take shit i say, and make it gospel. its kind of nice, but i cant play the same record for 4+ years mate
not clicking that. if you arent a newfag, you know whylook, i know you are pissed because we dont team up against the zoomies anymore, but it just got old, and you never contribute anything original yourselfno memes, no banter. nothingits ust all the same shit, over and over
