Previous: >>529719399Day 1,469 – Daily assessment: understandingwar.org/analysis/russia-ukraine/#research▶Latest>russia’s army recorded its slowest advance on the frontline in Ukraine in nearly two years in February>Belgian, French forces board and seize two RU shadow fleet tankers>Another smoooking accident at the port in Novorossiysk>Budanov claims russia would accept US security guarantees>RU employs child labor in Tatarstan drone plant>Several ammo, logistics & fuel depots droned across occupied Ukraine>US + isr*el attack RU ally ir*n, Khamenei dead>FirePoint shows launch of UA FP-7 ballistic missiles>7,489 zigtard officers killed as of 2/26>Zlahoda, Ternove, Kalynivske & others liberated; AFU cross Volchya river entering Berezove, advance south of Verbove>UA has liberated >400km2 undoing RU gains since October>RU starts criminal case against exiled Telegram founder Pavel Durov>UA OSINT publishes map of 6,088 RU factories & exposes personal data of 1.2mil employees>AFU have withdrawn from Pokrovsk>Norway pledges UA $9 billion w/Nansen Programme>Prokopenko & Rudnytskyi promoted to Brigadier General>Orbangutan deploys troops to protect energy facilities from "Ukrainian threat", Fido halts Slovak energy supplies over Druzhba chimpout>First Ukrainian defense plant opens in UK>Far Eastern Federal University introduces monthly quota for sending students to SMO>UK sanctions Transneft, Rosatom, 295 others>Costa & Von Der Leyen in Kyiv promise €90bil aid regardless of vetoes▶Telegramrentry.org/telosint2023t.me/ukr_pics▶Intelt.me/DeepStateENodin.tradoc.army.mil/WEG (equipment explorer)ukr.warspotting.net (visually confirmed losses)▶Mapsdeepstatemap.live/enliveuamap.com/en▶DISPOSABLE SOLDIER (diary of a RU mobik)TOURS 1-4: files.catbox.moe/mpcw7p.zip▶12 min of TZD in one ditch (Pokrovsk area) - 28 killedfiles.catbox.moe/sxbxfb.mp4 (embed)▶2HR ZIGGER DOCUMENTARYhttps://archive.org/details/youtube-PFDTM2XPn3U
TZD
Is ZOG going to pick Ukraine, or Israel? How would y'all feel if Ukraine gets abandoned?
>>529741474tumor weeks and monke will order the banan gesserit squadrons into action hohel PIGGERS xaxaxaxaxa
>>529741474TZD
>>529741599We are done for
>>529741566>y'allVPNigger please
>>529741599>banan gesseritbased, the TZD must flow
>>529741566The country you're posing as hasn't given a single penny to Ukraine since end of 2024. Please try to stay up to date, Hivan Bydlo.
SHITSKINS ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU OK SHITSKINS KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHO HAS TO GO? KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOO
>ACKWHAT HAPPENED KEKAROOO
>>529742293
>>529742707niceI wonder if the weather warming up will help with this counter offensive
Is there any reason not to globally genocide the russian subhuman population?
>>529742795kek
>>529742795This is terrifying
>>529742795zez
>>529742795LMAO
>>529742867>>529742953>>529743045>>529743304I realized what was missing.
>>529743382>banan.
>>529741474When will the pigkraine stop losing?
>>529743382solid gold anon, solid gold
>>529743382perfect
>>529743382>russians running away from bananjust wait until pypa hears of this
>>529743630>russians running away from bananThey're used to
>>529742598russniggers are losing and we are here for it LMAO
>>529743382rolling for the ukremen to send pidaurkar to paradise (the cube).
>>529744107More TZD incoming
>>529742293Also this.
>Day 4 of the Special Epstein Operation
>>529742809no
If only you knew how brown things really are
>RU anons on 2ch are unironically posting Iranian ai slop videostop kek
>>529744646LMAO saved.
>>529746407the chinks are doing it too, they made this after iran announced it sank the Lincoln lmao
>>529744107dammit, which one? there's like 5
>>529746766The chinksects can't even muster anything better than 90's era CGI? GRIM
>>529746766lmao looks like the intro from C&C Generals Zero Hour
>>529746407Those 2ch vermin are post-ironic ironic maximalists so deep into their funposting that they are indistinguishable from actual propagandists. I would not read too deeply into it, lest you fall to the same path.
The year is 2030. Russian flags fly over Kiev. The Ukrainian language is banned, and the Russian Orthodox Church reigns supreme.Western leaders are in Kiev to answer for their crimes. A panel of judges--Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping, Viktor Yanukovych, Nicolas Maduro, Bashar Al-Assad, Raul Castro, Mojtaba Khamenei--are ready to hear the likes of Netanyahu, Obama, Biden, Trump, Starmer, Merz, and Macron explain themselves.Across the ocean, the USA has been divided into dozens of small states under Russian and Chinese supervision--states too tiny to bully anyone, too tiny to do any more damage. Russian troops patrol the streets of New York; Chinese bases line the Pacific Coast, save for Alaska and has been returned to its rightful owner. The West has lost.
>>529744646>remember, post without rhythm and we won't attract the goreleaf
>>529747050
>Amid a series of lies about Ukrainians flocking to Russia, Putin's main propagandist tells the domestic audience that Russia's incredible losses over the past 4 years are still not as high as WW2 and that it's fine because Russia acquired new people in Russian occupied territories.
>>529747129Cope harder
>>529744646
>>529746989Nah, they do that unironically and it takes some time for one of them to call out others about "are you retarded, it's neuroslop" kek. Those zubhumans can't tell.
>>529747050Absolute zigger cope. You lost
>>529747154Surprising So ylovyov even has this much left in the tank lol
kill all ziggers and zigger shills
>>529746836this is ridiculous
>>529747313oh wait, sorry, i missed one
>>529742795>>529743382Fucking kek
>>529747471There's also Novooleksandrivka at 7 o clock too
>>529747613i gave that one a pass because there was some effort in being original
n-noooo hohol lines are crumbing
ruble status?
>>529747222>You lostChecked
>>529747770>there was some effort in being originalIm sure if you zoom out a little there are 3 or 4 novooleksandrivka around.
>>529744646Kek>>529747154Oh lord the cope.What a time to be alive.Only thing that would make this better is that Epic Fury backfires, and mutts get stuck there, too. Imagine having two geriatric cunts who are too stupid and stubborn to cut their losses keep doubling down and sacrificing their soldiers and equipment for years.
>>529747050>The year is 2030>Biden still aliveThe most believable part of this fanfic tbdesu
>>529741566You mean like how Russia abandoned Iran?
>>529742809none at all
>>529748364is there at least one pozzian "ally" that wasn't abandoned at the earliest inconvenience?
>>529748750NoMuttmerica and Puccia are both shit allies but the latter just has more HIV
Man, even my little jeet nigger secretary isn't showing up to cope after all the bad news russniggers have been eating the last 2 months KEKAROOOO. Do I smell some DEMORALIZATION? LMAO
>>529742707>Sichnevewhat the heck happened here, how is it a confirmed retaken territory by ukies when everywhere around it is grayzone?>>529742808its 50/50 as snow and ice melts, it makes dirt roads muddy and difficult to traverse. Going by asphalt road means you could hit landmines. There's a reason why most offensives are done mainly in summer or occasionally on winter, because roads are in better conditions. to cross.
>>529747050"Shall we begin?" Xi Jinping's voice cut through the murmuring courtroom like a scalpel. The former Western leaders sat in a row of metal chairs, their cuffed wrists resting on the scratched table in front of them. Macron's fingers twitched involuntarily; Starmer kept his gaze fixed on the floor. Only Trump leaned forward, his expression unreadable behind the swollen purple bruise encircling his left eye.Xi Jinping tapped a slim utility knife against his palm in slow rhythm, the sound like a metronome counting down to something inevitable. Behind the prisoners, a projector flickered to life, casting grainy footage of bombed-out neighborhoods in Donbas across the courtroom wall. Putin leaned forward, elbows on the table. "You will watch," he said softly. "You will see what your 'democracy' delivered."Macron flinched as the footage switched abruptly to children picking through rubble—a little girl clutching a deflated balloon with Euro symbols printed on it. Biden exhaled sharply through his nose. The judges knew exactly where the footage ended: with that same girl's body bag being loaded onto a truck two days later. Evidence. Exhibit A in the case against humanitarian imperialism.
>>529747050how much krok did you take to dream up and write down this drivel? the global south isn't sending their best.
>>529749853>ziggers now resorted to fanfics
>>529744646KEKAROOOOOO
>>529749246>how is it a confirmed retaken territory by ukies when everywhere around it is grayzone?New rule, now we say penetration zone, it covers a gap of 20 km
>>529749853>zigger retard is now wholesale posting fanfictiongo back
Reminder that it was Jews and the Jewish-dominated and Jewish-controlled early Soviet Union in the 1930s, along with ethnic Georgians like Stalin that at best did not stop it, that intentionally committed the Holodomor against millions of ethnic Ukrainians, Russians, Kazakhs and others.Reminder that Jews like Zelensky and Victoria Nuland are more than happy about Slavs killing each others in horrible numbers, and that they actively orchestrated that outcome. Victoria Nuland was a main character in the 2014 coup meant to set Ukraine on this horrible collision course, and she according to leaks said something like "Fuck Europe" as she was picking who to lead Ukraine in the aftermath of the 2014 coup. And Ukrainians had already by then been deeply indoctrinated, along with Jewish oligarchs like the once long-time partner of Zelensky, Ihor Kolomoisky, planting the seeds of division through bribes and murder. The prolonged war is more than fine to them. Jews, especially Bantu-spirited Jews, are more than willing to risk WW3 and nuclear war, no matter the consequences for the human species and any risks to its survival. Some Georgians and Crimean Tatars in modern times have also foolishly been willing stooges for the Jews in the plans against Ukrainians and Russians.Reminder that Russia and Ukrainians both made foolish mistakes, often spurred on by internal Jews and the golemized and Jewified West, that made them more vulnerable to Jewish manipulation, division and conquest.Reminder that both 4chan and Reddit is controlled and owned by Jews,,
>>529750400You're a Jew
>>529747188Scatzuka i am surprised at the lack of scat in your fanfics after all you have several terabytes of scat porn
lel
Ok, since we're posting absolutely delusional fanfics today...It's 2027. After god-hetman Bohdan Hmelnysky, brought back to life with the sheer magnitude of collective desire for TZD, he immediately started fulfilling the purpose he was tasked with by the universe itself. Within months, he and his army of gene-modified azov supersoldiers have rolled up pozzian incursion into Ukrainian Imperium and crossed the border, pushing zigger hordes back to where they belong. That is, nowhere. By the end of the year, the crusade against ziggers has reached Siberia, meeting prc forces that came to bite off anything they can before total muscovite collapse.After a border dispute, the prc declared war on Ukrainian Imperium, and quickly realized how stupid that was. FP-15 nuclear ICBMs have destroyed all dams on the Yellow River, as well as striking every major population center of the foolish chinkoids within the first hours of the new war, which quickly became a slaughter.The EU and the US alike watched with a mix of awe and horror as a new world order was established. HOG eternal.
>>529750977Top kek
>>529749853this reminds me of the hitler x goebbels fan fiction from 2008
>More panicked messages from Russians at the front..>- "Everyone here is completely shocked by what's happening">- "The losses are insane.">- "Prigozhin was right, the old man (Putin) has lost his mind".
>>529751028No boobs or dragons, I won’t go any further than the pilot
>>529751325ngl I prefer that over scat
Kill all Russians.
>>529751506A nade story> A ukie, a zigger and a nade
>>529751456To be fair, neither will the ziggers
>>529751414oyaji...
>>529751990Banan-ojisan...
>>529751028That was very enjoyable, but I am hoping the next installment has ЦИЦЯ to make it even more enjoyable
>>529751877>>529751776>>529751506>>529751481>>529751456>>529751414>>529751028>>529750977>>529750044>>529748750Trannies,What has ukrainians been dying for all these years? Why has europe demilitarized itself these past years?>Financial Times>EU urges Ukraine to allow access to pipeline carrying Russian oilhttps://www.ft.com/content/8f5f18fb-311d-4df0-805c-063b292506b3Are you going to start squealing about how ukraine will just deny access?
>>529743382in russia banan eats you
>>529750977War crimes were commited in that post.
>>529752144you're laughing when the EU is in such a state, that you have to force ukraine to give pipeline access to Russian oil.
>>529751414o-o-k?
>>52975213018°C
mearshnigger cries while russia dies LMAO
>>529752243but my dear homeless nigger, they bombed the pipeline just recently again. It will never be restored no matter how hard porkban and fecal scream about it.
>p-please open pipe for orbangutang and fleesohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbAwAn5oo-k
>>529751481hard agree its really funny.
>>529752130Mearshie, why are you posting paywalled articles again? Don't you know that we in the West are too poor to buy a subscription for every damn news site?I mean, it's not like you randomly post articles with headlines you like without reading them, right?
>>529752130Only Hungary and Slovakia are crying about it Try reading your own article for once
>>529752243thats just lip service to orbanigger.read between the lines you stupid cripple.
>Citing intelligence, Zelensky says Russia's planned spring offensive is no longer viable due to their mounting difficulties at the front.>Russia was unable to complete last year's tasks and now falling back.>Despite all this, Russian command is still eyeing fantasies of expanding to Odesa.better luck next time, oh wait there wont be a next time LMAO
>>529752881>Despite all this, Russian command is still eyeing fantasies of expanding to Odesa.They really should just throw everything they have into a naval invasion
>>529752881About 1.5 years ago I said russia's collapse would be 2-3 years away. Last year I said end of 2026 looks like a possible collapse moment for russia. Now it looks like my predictions are still on track. I wish I had done polymarket bets about this.
>>529752881please god let them try dollar store d-day towards Odesa because it would be so fucking funny
>>529752881self proclaimed "superpower" tbw.monke is stupid enough to try anyway.
>>529751414>any coincidences are purely coincidental
>>529753244Topkek
>>529753244tsushima would look like a minor mistake in comparison
>>529753244man I wish they try, imagine that clownfest lmao
>came here looking for Trump monke meme>It's all hohols writing some weird Russian rape fanficI am so disappointed in you
«Arrived/departed» - NEGATIVE BALANCE.Drones of the SOU during the winter of 2025-26 caused confirmed* irreversible and sanitary losses to the enemy that were greater than the number of personnel mobilized into the enemy army during the winter.</b>*confirmed in the Delta situational awareness military system.In figures:•80 122 units of live forces were mobilized by Russia:December +33000 troopsJanuary +22000 troopsFebruary +25122 troops•88 898 units of enemy personnel were destroyed/damaged by the drone systems of the SOU (not the SBS, but all drone units of the Defense Forces of Ukraine):December -33019 troopsJanuary -29692 troopsFebruary -26187 troopsThe negative balance of the «arrived/departed» balance is minus 8 776 units of personnel.30,090 out of 88,898 drones were eaten by the SBS birds, which is 33.8% of the total result, or every third drone destroyed/damaged by the SVO.Maintaining a negative «arrived/departed» balance is one of the priority tasks to reduce the enemy's capabilities.The task set by Minister of Defense Fedorov among others is to destroy/damage 50,000 enemy personnel each month.The mobilization plan in Russia is for more than 400,000 troops in 2026, and it is unlikely to be disrupted or not fulfilled.
>>529752881VYEH DEH VEHH C ZHOPA PRIVYET
>>529753102Surely you must have a reason for this belief? For example, why hasn’t it collapsed after it crossed 1.2M casualties, what are you looking at specifically
>>529752881>expanding to OdesaTwo more millennia
>>529754033All the signs are pointing to it. It was always clear russia couldn't sustain this indefinitely, that they would eventually run out of resources. Cracks in their economy and whole military system started showing up for real last year and have only become more clear.
>>529754399they still have fpv pilots and mined fields, but then again, we might just witness localized ukrainian air superiority in some not so distant future and then all bets are off
>>529752881Them still pretending like Odesa is still on the table when its never remotely been is fucking hilarious
>>529752130>FT headline>doesn't read past it>the pipeline was literally bombed by Russia in January>Ukraine says it's damaged, provides evidence, Russia keeps bombing the repair crews>only two countries still use this route: Hungary and Slovakia, both run by Putin's lapdogs>Orbán is using it to block €90 billion in EU aid to Ukraine as an election stunt>Hungarian state media covers the story without even mentioning Russia bombed it>Druzhba transit was already at a 10-year low>rest of Europe diversified years ago>"why has europe demilitarized itself">Europe is literally rearming at the fastest pace since the Cold War right nowThe absolute state of reading a headline and constructing a cope narrative around it. Russia bombs a pipeline, Orbán blames Ukraine for not fixing it fast enough while blocking their aid package, and you frame this as "Ukrainians died for nothing."Read the article next time, dummy.
>ruslims are having the worst february since 2022>march starts off with their ally Iran getting BTFOlollmao even
>>5297543994 years of full scale war is a long time for any country, especially such a shithole like russia that doesn't have a functional economy except for oil and natural gas exports. Everyone would get exhausted, difference is that Ukrainians have actual stakes in this war and thus are motivated to continue despite the exhaustion, not to mention having extensive support from the EU. Meanwhile russians have no motivation other than money, no morale, no actual allies, not even a clear objective in sight, from their point of view this is a forever war for no reason so its clearly going to be them who will break first, it was only a matter of time.
>>529754033I'd like to speculate. Little bit of preamble though. Some anons here like to muse that there are no rational actors in the Kremlin and that they're all insane. We know that this isn't true by observing what they are doing and also observing what they are deliberately not doing. So it's fair to conclude that what they are doing, however stupid it may seem, has been reached after much thinking and is at least somewhat calculated.The parameters of these calcs may be wrong it's wrong to say that they aren't thinking about what they're doing at all. That's also not to say that they know what the future holds and what they are doing now is good from their POV either, but that their actions are worthwhile for the timebeing.Ultimately the calculation is 'cost of war' versus 'cost of peace'. If peace becomes cheaper than war they will be forced to sign for it. Otherwise the war continues. The only peace that is being offered by Ukraine is 1991 borders + reparations whilst Ukraine has a free path into the EU and NATO thereafter.From Russia's POV the political and economic cost of peace, and what will follow from it, is so high that they would prefer to lose another 400k+ men every year and pay many trillions of rubles to do so. But the cost of war has compound interest, especially because of the manner in which Russia is fighting by having so many casualties. The cost of peace doesn't accrue interest in this way, except war reparations I suppose.Ukraine's ultimate strategy is to ramp up TZD or the cost of war so high that the cost of peace ends up looking like a bargain.
>>529751506What will the ziggers get for their sons death today? Could it be fish blocks?? Cheetos? Oh no your son is not KIA he's missing/cubed have you got anymore sons by chance? Maybe we draft woman and all men regardless of age next, lucky you!
russian expats in dubai made peace with pypa real quick
>>529754941Topkek ziggers think they are the good guys ahahaha
>>529751506His right foot slipped causing him to fall forward as he threw the grenade, not really his fault imo
>3,582 roubles ($46.13) per barrel , which was reached on March 2>Russia's budget for 2026 assumes an oil price of 5,440 roubles per barrelhttps://www.reuters.com/business/energy/iran-fuelled-oil-price-rally-not-enough-balance-russias-budget-2026-03-03/Pidor oil prices have climbed but they are still far below what the gov budgeted for.
kek its happening again
>>529756830the thing is expenses increase each year and considering AFU's ability to bomb russia- it will only get worse for the russians
>>529754941>year 5 of the 3 day SNMO>/uhg/ regulars are still replying to low effort rusnigger shillsshiggydiggy
>>529755264Monke doesn't get good information though. He doesn't know that. He only knows what his underlings tell him, and everyone is telling him russia stronk and things are great and his farts smell like roses.
>>529757538Ukie-Finn literally cannot help himself from giving (You)s to Mearshnigger. I predict it will not be the last time
>>529741613anyone got the source for the video please?TZD btw!
>>529757669pretty fucking grim ngl
>>529741613he didn't fly so good!
>>529757538>NOOOO you cant have fun with the shills in your thread! >you need to be posting troonime and namefagging
>>529748750They haven't abandoned Ukraine.No matter the cost they will save your people from the clutches of the degenerate west :^)
>>529757538Reinforcing the practiced virtue of truthfulness even if - especially if - your opponent is dishonest and lying is actually to democracy and freedom what water is to your continued sustenanceYou wouldnt stop drinking water because some faggot says you look gay and effortful + cortisolspiked doing it, yes?
>>529741474Iranians will fucking destroy you on the battlefield since you clearly allied yourself with Israel
>>529758345AFU drones will soon be flying to iran
russniggers
Trump has always hated Zelensky since the first impeachment unfortunatelyHe was the first guy to welcome Iran strikes why's he catching strays lmao
>>529757538As the classic once said>because we are a broad-minded and hospitable people
>>529758232>1pbtid>wasted on that postpls no>>529758065let's not mix up high effort schizo shillposting (>>529747050 and >>529749853) with literal 0 effort subhumans like mearshnigger
>>529758493literal noise desutomorrow he will fellate Zelenskyy for an equally retarded reason>>529758575>picrelated
>>529752881Goal of Russia was never to invade Ukraine or destroy AFU or capture tereritory.
>529759227>russia mentioned
>>529755264There is no doubt there are some capable people in the middle management in Russia; trying to cope with the shitty hand they got dealt. That's practically the only reason this shithole is still being glued together with a stick and a duct tape. They get orders, top-down, and they are left to fend for themselves. They have to deal with old commie boomer brainfarts, yes, but it doesn't mean they are equally retarded like monke & co.
goals?
>>529758345
banan?
>>529752881Keep in mind that Donbass was Russia's price for Ukraine pulling out of the Istanbul talks in 2022. Russia planned to give it back, but now they're keeping it forever.The more Ukraine refuses to negotiate, the more Russia will take from them in the end. Putin has previously said that he could spare Odessa if Ukraine comes to the table soon, but time is running out.
>>529758950>picrelatedDas right. Today I've destroyed 0.5 kg of cucumbers on my sandwiches.
>>529759227Goal was to embarrass themselves om the world stage and plunge surviving pidores into living hell.
>>529759579They're been through this before Mearspidor. Make an agreement with Russia, hold good faith and they're shelling their own positions within 6 months. It doesn't work
>>529759579>OdessaCome and take it
>>529759672that's a pretty russophobic thing to say, anoni like it!
>>529759723Putin and 2022 inital SMO plan will be studied for millions of years and he will be see n as next Alexnader the great.
>>529759579Why do you keep lying on the internet? Even you must have realized by now russia is weak and pitiful and losing. Brown muslim russia wanted to burn loot murder their white christian neighbor but they fought back. And now you're reduced to being an irrelevant nobody and still pretend you can dictate the terms. No, you will accept the unconditional surrender when Monke falls out of a window.
>>529759579Russia has been "advancing backwards" since 2025, "take more" cope does not work.
>>529759843Alexsneeder the great you mean.
>>529760077kek
>>529759897Old tactic, bait hohols into thinking you're retreating and then pounce on them with advanced modern tank and mechanized divisions.
>>529759672You absolute fool, you could have sold those precious cukes to the pidors and retired a wealthy man!
>>529760310You know what, I'll go order some more and eat them as well.
>>529760219>advanced modern tank and mechanized divisionsMay I see them?
>>529760310
>>529760512here, let me answer for him
what evolutionary advantage does an act of running through open fields and dying from enemy drones have?
>>529760512here you go.glory to the heroes. everything will be known.Z.
>>529759579You have it backwards, the russia could get out of this shit relatively unscathed if they would just play dumb "poopsie, we did a doodie sorry :^)" after initial invasion failed. monke would get a slap on the wrist and that would be just that. Germany wouldn't even stop buying gas. With every passing day, the russia is selling out it's own future like a dirty whore, setting back development backwards. Becoming pariah, and also losing various influences, like Syria, Iran, Venezuela. If monke doesn't come to the table and won't die for peace, he will start losing not just allies and vassals, but also country. That's the price for trying to pathetically prolong this conflict, failing.
>>529760384how ̶r̶u̶s̶s̶o̶p̶h̶o̶b̶i̶c̶ (BASED) of you, youre gonna hear about this at the UN
>>529760950>less rusniggers >vastly improved conditions for humanity on planet Earth
POCCNR 1 moment
>>529760950no more aids
>>529758828I have to push back on mearshnigger. you're right he is very low effort but if he's pms'ing and you get him mad his meltdowns are very entertaining. its worth it to poke him a little if it gets him to post another hucow manifesto.
optimism
>>529761138Russia is doing their part on combating HIV
no refunds
>>529760950it removes a lot of stupid violent homosexuals from the gene pool
ziggers queuing for their deaths at zapo front
>>529761578RT talking about bread status?
>>529761118Why should the State impose restrictions on the sale of a product due to the price of that product rising? The price rise itself is what imposes such restriction. That's how the market works.
>>529761070ah. the old "the gate to hanoi is open" move. a classic face-saving trick.too bad the russians are even dumber than the chinks.
>>529762492send in the next wavealso banan
>>529751414OYE, that's not good.>A village in the Russian Far East which has sent 62% of its able-bodied men to fight in Ukraine has been recognised by the regional administration as Russia's first-ever "village of military glory". Nearly half of the men have already been killed or gone missing in action.
>>529755264either way monke has squandered puccia's future.the increase in taxes and censorship leads me to belief that he will try to prolong this conflict as long as possible otherwise his own life may end.
>>529761118Slaville cucumbers are a luxury
>Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwhat's that? that the sound of your doom.
>>529762624theyre running out of meat
>>529762492I found their current whereabouts
>>529762869buryats to the rescue
>>529762898>>529762614here's the video
>>529762452>no refundsAhahhahahahababbababababababahahahahahahahahahahaha BRICS zisters not like this!
>>529762452looks like you are on your own, ayatollah brossorry, no refunds!
>>529763045What's the on the right before the strike? Doggo? Sheep?
>>529762305Leave banquet alone!
>>529762854Either that or the sound I make when pidores start telling me how trad, based and strong Russia is and how they could take Berlin in 2 weeks.
>>529762452Where's that dipshit loser from a couple days ago telling everyone to beware of mighty pooh bear's armies lmao
>>529763126Day 1469 so they lost 1467 days ago akmed
>>529762854>bzzzzzzzz
>>529762614>henlo? is this the banan?
>One of Russia's most popular military bloggers says that the government's banning of Telegram is preparation for mass mobilization, expansion of the war at the front and into the Baltics, and also the mass seizure of bank accounts.https://files.catbox.moe/gu41ep.mp4
>>529763369>banan.
>>529762452Iran is already doing an impressive job, so for now China will just sit back and watch America commit sodoku.Has any other empire in history become so powerful just because of its adversary being so retarded and incompetent?
>>529763488to the last pidar it is!
>>529763488I hope putin will go all in lmao, this will be the end of russia once and for all
>>529762869depopulating the east will make it even easier for china to take annex this region via economics.some day it will be nothing but chinese mining towns,lumber mills etc.
>>529763488Ahahhahahhaa these abominations have to use Max ahahhahahahhahahahha
>>529758345Zelensky's still alive
>>529763488All those predictions and he got the seizure of bank accounts right...
why are russia such shit allies?
>>529763488do it putin DO IT
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>>529763733allies?
>>529763733Its a trad thing to do for RU
>>529763577impressive how? so far Iran has ben taking heavy blows one after another with no retaliation other than throwing some shaheds at TikTok influencers in Dubai
>>529763488>>529763605So do I but the Baltics part has me in doubt, ziggers still aren't as dumb as Oct 7 sandniggers
>>529764013>ziggers still aren't as dumb as Oct 7 sandniggers
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>>529762452are you guys really surprised? this multipolar nonsense is just a collection of backstabbing cunts.an alliance of convenience dropped at the first sign of trouble.play nigger games win nigger prices.
>>529764013i don't know man, people used to say that about the 2022 invasion and yet here we aretruth is that as long as EU supports Ukraine, Kyiv will never capitulate so maybe with some wild mental calculation putin made the conclusion that he will end up in a confrontation with Europe anyway so better to do it now while USA is still being led by a retard
>>529763913it is impressive that they have survived long enough to hit tik tok influencers. i think it will likely take 2-3 months for the us to completely the iranians alive in their d.u.m.b's but thats just how it be when you attack a mountain country.
>>529746766For all the vatnigger AI slop flooding us I am happy I made a video of my AI assistant avatar in a very small bikini dancing and squatting.
>>529763732it's 10D chess – people will be glad once they learn that the state will only take their bank account contents, after all.
>>529762492>>529763045Do you have the video of a Ukie shotgun drone lining up two ziggers for a double kill?
>>529764244Monke's mental calculations are based on extremely faulty data. It's all based on his underlings telling him what he wants to hear. He thought he could just waltz into Kyiv and be welcomed as a liberator based on what his cronies told him. He has no connection to reality.
>>529763913Marco Rubio admitted that Iran is building missiles at a way faster rate than the US is capable of producing interceptors. US bases are being hit left and right, as are Israel and the Arab Gulf States. Millions of angry Persians are fighting with a renewed vigor fueled by the murder of their leader. The price of oil in the US is about to go through the roof.As the kids say, w'dun goofed.
>>529764145>>529764244Yeah, saying this might be tempting fateStill, the 3 day adventure happened because monke believed Ukraine to be weak expecting Crimea 2.0, while he shits his pants just at the mere thought of NATO
>>529764602>have air superiority>hit missile factories and stockpileswhy are third worlders like this?
>>529764486haha
>>529764602Do it niggerPut the yank in the ground.Get industrially shredded in the process.Nothing on earth is more satisfying than two evils tearing each other down
>>529764013>ziggers still aren't as dumb asA-ha-ha-ha-ha, you are naive my friend
>>529752984they could try something like thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvOfPhPxlSojust die in Dnipro until they clog the river and then run over other ziggers' bodies until they cross the waterthey'd have to do it 8 times but it's not like their lives matter to monke
>>529764602>they're building 100+ missiles a month, while we make 6-7!!!!!Do turdies really? Ah, what am I saying, they believe aislop of a destroyed carrier.
>>529764638most of the crimea operation was a failure tho. they tried to get most of the coastline and got btfo'd by locals. crimea itself was only successful because of the already existing russian military presence and the rapid response of an actual army not what amounts to essentially partisans trying to capture a city. they should have known from the donbass war(s) and the crimea operation that they couldn't just walk in as heros but they ignored that like litteral fucking retards.
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>>529763488plenty of people predicted this.inside russia has been talking about a shadow mobilisation and the seizure of bank accounts for months.I do not believe that russia will try to commit suicide by cop(nato) unless monke really lost his marbles.>tornados dropping b61's on moscowa man can dream
>>529764602>Persians are fighting with a renewed vigor fueled by the murder of their leaderGood. To the last Iranian.
>>529764574yeah thats true too, either way putin shows no signs of letting go, so far he has been only doubling down so I can imagine him trying something in the Baltics and testing NATO even further.
>>529764602>the US can only build 6-7 guidance kits for hydra missiles a monthoh no. it's retarded.
>>529758493>bakka Zelensky is not like I am wiping out Iran b-because I like you or somethingThat was so gay.To be quite frank at one point he would have to contemplate he is actively destroying all of Monke's geopolitical assets, it doesn't matter how much he kicks Zlonsky and tells he hate him for ukkies never wanting to get into bipartisan retarded fights. I guess is beyond Drumpff to understand how dangerous is to expect you can bring for third parties into US national squabbles even if they are friendly to you, that's how US got hooked into so many problems to date and how PUCCIA built and entire network of proxies and dupes.
>>529764602>persiansthat gave you away quickly
>>529762452>we only offer moral backingExplains massive inorganic seething in social media. Is this BRICS final form?
>>529765449you have to keep in mind that trump is a low iq new york democrat.
>>529759421It's common to all of humanity, just compare Drumpff with his generals, the retard can wvwn make a consistent non-counterproductive tariff system while they are wiping out a 92 million people country military even as we speak.The difference between US and Russia is that US can still produce these mid managers while Russia spent a century or more sending them to gulag.
>>529764820Slav baseball is no joke.
>>529759227Yeah SMO was actually about all the friends they lost along the way.
>>529763488This is exactly what I've been yapping about. Call me a soothsayer.
>>529764820Thank you, (gore?)leafSent a couple of bucks for more drones for your efforts
>>529765282digits and the Kerch bridge gets ACK'd tonight
>>529753451OMG is this real? chat? grok? is he okay?
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>>529766298I still laugh at retards that ignore the fact that nazi germany did all that shit (MEFO Anleihen) while confabulating about how the general worldwide economic recovery that happened everywhere was uniquely a result of what these specific retards that seized power in Germany didOh how much better the world would be had Iron Front or some other actual democrat won out in w*imar
>>529765282Eight flamingoes? Fuck. Xoxliiiiiiii!!!
>>529766714kek
>>529766641yes, that is realno, he clearly isn't okay
>>529766298I member. I still think it was to stop any kind of mutiny from happening because a common thread in their telegrams have been the incompetence of their leaders.
>>529765449it's all just dumb rhetoric meant to appeal to his low info base. "biden caused this war and wasted all our moneys on it" as if him simply being in office would keep monke from reaching for banan.zelensky catches shit from the administration because he is the designated fall guy for trumps dumb election promise of "ending the war in 24 hours" which didn't magically come true either.
>>529761118how does this even happen. if i plant two cucumbers i have unlimited cucumbers for all of summer.surely the russians can grow a plant that literally grows like a weed and just bottles water into cucumbers all day, right?!
>>529762869I was thinking this yesterday, monke has sent bus drivers, janitors, fsrm hands, street men and so on to their deaths so he can keep his land grab, and he calls this glorious and worthy for the motherland while the man himself being a dirty coward who fled Moscow when Prigo showed up.Most of our political class are shit but no peruvian politican has build a social meatgrinder to flood Ecuador or Chile, neither their peers from the other side of the border, it requires a special dedication to evil to do what the czar and his boyards are doing, no andean man would tolerate the kind of abuse russian serfs welcome in the name of the common good.
>>529766798big birds flying
>>529766444>(gore?)leafNah>Sent a couple of bucks for more drones for your effortsBased TZD purchaser
>>529767035russniggers managed to fail both a wheat and potato harvest last year. You tell me.
>>529767035I was wondering this as well, my theory is that the natural gas used to heat the greenhouses has gone up
>>529763733They don't respect treaties so why would they respect alliances?
>>529767058russians are the perfect slaves - they worship muh strong leaders while also having the belief that suffering makes them noble. average russian is happy to go and suffer for his dear leader and the more he suffers the more noble it makes him in his eyes. The only reason they would ever revolt is if the leader shows weakness, like their last Tzar during the 1917 revolution who had too much morals to outright genocide his people like Stalin would later gladly do (and thanks to that he is worshipped by russians to this day lmao).
Plan Save Russia: Great Success!
>>529766298considering the time table..I think some of these things will happen a few weeks/a month after everyone is forced onto max.russia recently claimed that france and the uk are smuggling nuclear weapons into ukraine which is total bs but I can see monke use this as an excuse for mobilisation and other "total war" related nonsense.
>rusniggers
>>529766798Are you the brit I had a good convo with
>>529766997I find quite comedic Drumpff-Zlonsky interactions, Trump is doing an almost sitcom interpretation of bad boss (because he is one) while Zelensky has to act the stressed henchman part (he is actively destroying out US main historical rival). When you add Vance as the butthurt moron who bought FSB propaganda and bad-mouths him while Rubio is taking advantage to do some actual geopolitical games the rest of the team can't understand and Hegseth playing the miles glorious who doesn't even know what's going on. And then you have characters such as Macron, Merz, Musk, Carlson, Fuentes, Erdogan, Jinping, Kim and so on and so on and man sometimes I think God just wanted 3d tv after millions of years of watching hot gas and rocks go around.
>le countyr le offinsyv>check Ukrainian maps>*no gains*Sad cope as always
>>529767305My theory is being a farmhands is a tough job with meager pay, many of them were wooed by the salary, bonuses and benefits the military promises for going a couple of months to a nearly won SMO, we just need a couple of guys for the last push into Paris so they signed and were cubed.Now there is not enough manpower to work the fields, pick the produce and send it to warehouses/markets so production plummeted.
I had a good talk with an American and UK flag about support for Ukraine, but I can't find them again ):
>>529766765Mefo bills and the the soviet monetary system are two things I knew nothing about until I started reading about the economics of the war. Funny the little rabbit holes you can find yourself in when reading about war loans.
>>529767979Russians admit Ukrainian maps are more accurate than their own
>>529767255Short of blight the only way you can really fail a harvest is severe manpower shortages so the crop just rots in the field.But as we all know, Russia has no manpower shortage :^)
>>529767772They sure stumbled pretty fucking hard on that "intermediate step".
>>529768037thats a reasonable theory as well, all the inputs are gettin screwy
to be fair, Iran is a much more capable and dangerous opponent than Russia. they have quite a lot of people which are even more fanatical than your average zigger. burgers and Israel will definitely win long term because of the technology edge but it will be costlyanyway, if monke thinks that his 147m (144 now) country can win against 980m then he is absolutely delusional
>>529767944kaiser bill had a similar clownshow operating around him in the run up to WWI. when bismarck retired he immediately surrounded himself and made friends with the dumbest motherfuckers possible who stroked his ego while he shot his mouth off.
>>529767749The nook line made by Russian intelligence is an interesting one to make. There are several angles to look at it from. The Russian and the pro-Ukraine Western ones are easy. The fencesitting Western one (incl. Trump-led US) is probably the main audience for that line.But the Chinese angle is perhaps understated. We know that China doesn't like nuclear proliferation. It's one of the few military-related things that successive admins in Beijing have had common ground with successive Washington admins on over the past few decades. They were especially aghast when Pak and Ind got nukes 3 decades ago.>>529767790No. I'm the bong who posts about bond yields, linegoup and linegodown and stuff like that.
>>529769149>But the Chinese angle is perhaps understatedI can understand that but surely China has its own intelligence services and I would expect they can assess russian claims as nonsense
>BREAKING: A sanctioned Russian LNG tanker, Arctic Metagaz, part of Russia’s so-called shadow fleet, is on fire off the coast of Malta and Libya. The vessel was attacked by unknown naval drones.OPIZDENET BLYAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>529769555PIZDETZ I FORGOT THE VID EBANUTSAAAAAAAA
>>529769555>>529769648unknown? kek
>>529762356>800000 Manufacturing workers They'll get sent straight to the front line won't they?
>>529769791Yeah who would do such a thing?What a mystery this is!
>>529769648kinetically sanctioned
>>529762452>oil suppliers getting shut down one after another>sit back and watch in impotence
>>529769149I keep watching russian media monitor vids because I believe that soloyov and friends have a huge role in mentally conditioning the average russian serf for whats to come.I dont think they can completly hide it so they have to sell it to the average pidor as a necessary thing.as for the chinese angle I dont think they would let themselves be fooled putin.
>>529769555>off the coast of Malta and Libya>unknown naval dronesa mystery for the ages
>>529769555seymour hersch just announced that it was done by cia dolphins carrying tactical nukes.
>>529769791>>529770242>>529770799who can it be now?
>>529769555blessed digits
i will bake
>>529762452
>>529762452so much winning
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>>529759227
Surreal how we're virtually zhill free today, save for one or two misguided souls.Seems like Lahka reassigned their pidors to the Iran event.Will /uhg/ go back to being a war data hub instead of lolcow milking focused?