How do you even conquer this?
>>529759363Based on the previous track record of the US, I suggest they do not put boots on the ground, and keep bombing them
>>529759363you don’t have to deal with the mountains if you fast travel
earthquake machine
>>529759363Let the robots sort it out
>>529759363https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Soviet_invasion_of_Iran
>>529759363SEND THEM IN
>>529759363you don'tyou apologize, pay tribute (on top of reparations) and submit yourself to their supreme authority
>>529759363Iran map reminds me of a stake I ate the other day. It was a good stake.
I don’t see why you’d want to.
>>529759363>How do you even conquer this?
>>529759363Discombobulator
>>529759363It has only been conquered 3 times in history; by Alexander, by the Arab muslims, and then by the Mongols. I seriously doubt they will be conquered again any time soon, it is a notoriously difficult region to occupy.
>>529759363Ask Alexander the Great.
>>529759363by funding moderate rebels
>>529759363Just bomb the fuck out of it
>>529759363H bombs
>>529759363BLACKEDRAW airdrops
>>529760159Erika kirk looking good.
>>529759363those relief maps are always very misleading, their highest mountain is 5.6km high while the country is about 1500km wide, that's 270x more, surely doesn't look like that here
>>529759485Anon here is playing 4d chess
>>529759363We invented this thing about 100 years back called flight
>>529759363>howBy fulfilling ezekiel 38
>>529760159
SumeriansAkkadiansAssyriansGreeksArabsMongolsTurksAfghansRussiansBritishhave all done it, cant be that hard
>>529759735kek this. Send wave after wave of Americans to be cannon fodder until Iran runs out of drones/ammo
>>529759724Completely different situations. Iran of ww2 was very late to modernization and was extremely outdated, they had zero medium tanks only shitty light tanks and tankettes, outdated planes and only basic rifles and crappy lmgs. Modern Iran has superior and competitive advantages over USA and Israel in drones and some of their rockets.
>>529759363>Give the new Shah 10,000 Greeks and see what happens
>>529761569Its going to be Kurds used as cannon fodderThen the Americans will wipe up the rest
>>529759363Nobody is talking about conquering them, just bombing them sufficiently to make sure American children will grow up to have worldwide enemies so they can die for Israel
>>529760159uhConfused bonner.She could do bread. Bread would look good i guess.
>>529761903Asia has more missile factories than europe.
>>529759363Just throw goym at it until you run out
>>529759827this is the only sensible answer.
>>529760421>>529760368alexander the great was lucky as shit. they had several opportunities to crush him, even very early on. instead they just let him march right through
>>529761903Bombing them didn't work retard. Continuing to the bomb them isn't working either retard. Bombing them isn't hindering their ability to strike back, and they're launching strikes at all gulf states u s bases, nonstop, within an hour after they were first struck. All u s bases in the region have been destroyed, and none of these Gulf states are gonna let us build these bases again. After we got them into this war. Retard
>>529759363Nuclear artillery
>>529759363Water apparently.
>>529759363blackmail, bribe, and bankroll a stronger nations politicians to do it on your behalf....oh, wait....
You don't
>>52976237410 for 10 is not luck son
>>529759827Okay but enough about the First Barbary War. Seriously why are Europeans fine with bending over backwards and paying tribute all the time?
>>529761569Sounds like projection to me
>>529759363Well fortunately if you overlay that map with Population Density. The entire population essentially lives in a giant bowl. So a hose or a gigantic milk jug could in theory fill the bowl.
>>529762827i am not talking about individual battles. afaik there were several times the persians could have stopped him in a decisive manner. they let him bring in his armies by boat unhindered, they let him through dangerous mountain passes unhindered. and i am sure there is more i am forgetting about. every strategical advantage the persians could have had, they just let go to waste. now im really not trying to downplay alexander the great, but history could have gone much differently if persians werent so retarded
>>529759363Damn that's kino.
>>529759363With AI powered genocide robots and grants being given out to corporations to shoot, burn, and build on the land.
>>529760421Alwxanders empire got fucked by Parthian Persians and then ruled by romans for 1500 years. Greeks got buck broken by rome so hard they started calling themsleves romans only til 1890s, not even hellen
>>529759363It's an Empire Destroyer country like Afghanistan
>>529759363It depends on the will of the local population. Do they support the regime in large numbers, or do they want change. It also depends on the behavior of the occupying force do they act like conquerors or liberators
>>529759363Zoomers will find a way once they have been drafted to fight there.
>>529760464B-52 carpet bombing
>>529759363You get someone else to do it for you. Trump is currently trying to bait the Kurds into being America's cannon fodder (again)
We already won, took out the Ayatollah and most of the government. The Iran army is unable to do anything.
>>529759363You don’t and there’s no plan to and no need to.
>>529759363The Macedonians, Parthians, Arabs, Turks, and Mongols all seemed to manage it okay.
>>529764300estupido
>>529759363throw israelis at it and see what happens. please.let the israeli military try a ground invasion. come on. do it.
>>529759724Russia isn't helping this time and Bill Slim isn't on the field either
>>529759363>>>/tg/>>>/v/
Could all of these mountains safely trap radiation and prevent it from spreading too much?
>>529759485except you cannot fast travel when there are Jews nearby. you have to clear the tunnels first
>>529759482Despite what Trump said that the US can keep bombing them forever, aerial operation is expensive and they can't keep it forever.The real enemy is China, but Trump seems disillusioned that China is tame, they just bid their time for the right moment. And the longer the bombing in Iran, the bigger the chance of China invades.Ground war is costly socially and politically, but it's cheap economically. In this era of politician enjoying personality cult, ground war is not an impossibility.
>>529759363Conquer it?How do you even get out?
>>529759724They only did the easy levels.
>>529759363Trump's Golden Plan:1.Occupy these parts2. Run referendum, they vote to join USA3. Annex this territory4. ...?5. Profit!
>>529759363India loves Israel. You could have one Indian for every square foot of Iranian clay. It'll only take a few months before the mountains are covered in shit.
>>529759363You put down 2 McDonalds, one in the north, the other in the south and eventually they will learn to appreciate gay sex.
We allready defeated Iran, its over. We took out the leadership and military in one day. That is how war is fought.
>>529762446Good
donnie wants to give weapons to whomever wants to fight on the ground. basically cause mayhem inside while he sits on his dingy on the sideline.
>>529759363Siege
>>529759363You roll a basketball past them. No, wait, that’s how how you start a BLM rally.
>>529759827truth
>>529759363What do you want to conquer? Any castle can just as easily be a prison... Its just a siege, but on a vaster scale.
>>529759363You throw every Jew at them until there are none left, and then the war is won.
>>529759363Maybe review the chronicles of Alex the Great's exploits?
>>529759363An army of greeks in fucking antiquity not only conquered that but marched past them and conquered even afghanistan, pakistan, and india.
JUST SAY YES TO ZOG>>529773549>>529773549>>529773549
>>529759363>How do you even conquer this?With a million mutts.
>>529760421>this nigga think he alexander the great
>>529759363>muh mountainsDidn’t save us from rusniggersMuh geographic barrieirs is a stupid argument, especially after Maduro’s capture, which was discouraged with muh jungle hype for years
>>529759363You dont but I sure hope the retard in chief tries. Frankly, he's a bitchmade issue if he doesn't put boots down immediately. Based Kabbalah Kamala would've been in there weeks ago but obviously she's just the bigger Israel's top goy.
You dont conquer it. Let the Iranians make a new government that way women there can once again walk around with their tits out.
>>529775009Caracas is like 5 miles from the beach, dude.
>>529759363Conquer? We're just going to kill their leader with a cruise missile over and over until they put in a guy we like.
>>529759363Just send a conga line of abrams and bradleys through the mountain passes and make sure to take out a big insurance policy on them.It's win win for lucky lutnick!
>Generous spread of neutron bombs to preserve infrastructure and nerve agents for areas that will need to be occupied first.
>>529759363It’s over annakin.
>>529759363You don't conquer it. That was the mistake the US made in Vietnam and Iraq; and the mistake both the US and USSR made in Afghanistan. In the old days, you overthrew a government, planted your flag, appointed a new government, and that was "winning". And because that's how you defined winning, it required boots on the ground for an extended period of time.I would argue that we've reached a level of maturity where we don't even need to technically overthrow a government. All we need to do is to prevent them from being able to project power.So whether Iran (or any other country) is ruled by a mullah, a king, or a parliament, it doesn't matter... if that same country has no ability to project its will outside of its borders. Because in the end, that's all that matters.This so-called 'war' is simply an extension (and adopting by the US), of the same dynamic that played out months ago when Iran and Israel, and Israel and Lebanon throw a few hundred missiles at each other. You fire what you've got at the other guy, then things calm down and go back to relative normal with the conditions of one (or both) nations changed.
>>529759363Don't even bother, unless you are prepared to go scorched earth and genocide any civies you come across.
>>529759363with monke
>>529771634Rookie mistake. Better to take it immediately.
>>529759363How do you even conquer this?
>>529759482>the oragnization that charges 30k for screws can bomb anything foreverKEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>529777381lolsmog status?
>>529759363>>529759482>How do you even conquer this?
>>529780681>How do you even conquer this?
Water
>>529759363Flood it like a bathtubOr send in a group of niggers and jeets
>>529760368Also Heraclius in 627AD who marched into Persia, destroyed their empire and put an end to the Roman-Persian wars.
>>529759363Step 1, bomb oil terminal.Step 2, bomb refinery (do they have 1 that works now?)Step 3, bomb water supply for Tehran (they are already in deep shit for water).Step 4, await crop failure.
