Day 5Previous: >>529830095Timeline▶Day: 5>Farewell ceremony for Iran's Khamenei postponed - Iranian state media>Reuters reports that Iran hasn't elected new leader yet, contradicting earlier reports by other media outlets>No supply disruption at Saudi Aramco’s complex – Reuters>Chaos and panic in Lebanon, as IDF ground forces have advanced at least one kilometer across 7 different positions – Al Jazeera>Syria closes border with Lebanon amid Israeli ground advance>IDF issues blanket evacuation warning for all communities south of the Litani river>IAF claims it shot down iranian YAK-130, scoring first F-35 kill – Jerusalem Post>Iran claims it shot down US F-15 – Tasnim, Iranian state media>Iranian ship sinking off the coast of Sri Lanka after submarine attack, at least 100 missing – Reuters>Asian markets tumble amid Iran war – Bloomberg>Iran has struck at least 11 U.S. military facilities since Saturday – NYT>CENTCOM claims to have sunk 17 Iranian ships and a submarine in the Gulf of Oman>At least one Gulf country is close to running out of AD systems - CNN>Tehran is currently facing the heaviest bombardment of the war so far - Al Jazeera>CIA armed Kurdish forces to start an uprising in Iran - CNN▶Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4E-iFtUM2kk [Open] [Open]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHwwZRH2wz8 [Open] [Open]▶Telegramhttps://rentry.org/tgnews▶Twitter accounts (using proxy frontend because twitter's UI is trash):https://nitter.net/clashreporthttps://nitter.net/FaytuksNetworkhttps://nitter.net/sentdefender▶Israel Rocket Alertshttps://www.tzevaadom.co.il/en/▶Air Traffichttps://www.flightradar24.com/https://flightaware.com/livehttps://globe.adsbexchange.com▶Maritime Traffichttps://www.marinetraffic.com/https://www.vesselfinder.com/Note: /pig/ is a pro happening thread (both TKD and TMD), this is neither pro-Iran nor pro-Israeli, avoid splitting like the autists of /uhg/ & /chug/.
ITT
A UNITED STATES NAVY SUBMARINE SUNK AN IRANIAN WARSHIP
>axis xixters... not like thisalso OP, please add total eviction and invasion of south lebanon, its actually happening
LadsWake me up if something actually happens
OP
▶Day 4:>Mojtaba Khamenei, the son of the late Ayatollah, has been elected Iran's next supreme leader - Iran International>IDF has dropped over 4,000 bombs on Iran since the war began—more than during the entire 12-day war in June>UAE considers striking Iranian missile sites as regional war spreads - Axios>USAF strategic bomber operations against Iran are expected to intensify in the coming days>Israel attacked the "Assembly of Experts" building in Qom while they were voting to choose the next supreme leader>Qatar attacked Iran in the last 24 hours, according to western sources - N12>Iran's Foreign Ministry says that fire "will engulf the entire world">Hezbollah declares "open war" on Israel - statement>The Israeli Army says its troops have been deployed at "several locations" in southern Lebanon.>Israel operated on the ground in Iran last night via Mossad and special forces - Al Arabiya>Dozens of B-52 bombers crossed the Atlantic overnight, en route to U.S. bases in Middle East>U.S. embassy in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia is struck by drones>U.S. orders mass evacuation from 14 Middle Eastern countries▶Day 3:>Iranian Parliament building has been targeted by U.S.-Israeli airstrikes>IRGC says that the Strait of Hormuz has been closed and that Iran will set fire to any ship trying to pass>Qatar downed 2 Iranian Su-24 aircraft, the Qatari Defense Ministry says>QatarEnergy, accounting for 20% of global LNG trade, stops all production after attacks on its facilities >Iran strikes Saudi oil infrastructure, including ARAMCO Ras Tanura facility — one of the world’s largest oil export hubs>3 x U.S. F-15E fighter jets were shot down over Kuwait in a friendly fire incident, all crew members ejected safely and are in stable condition - CENTCOM>De-facto Iranian leader Ali Larijani says: "We will not negotiate with the United States">Hezbollah joins the war, Israel retaliates with airstrikes on Beirut; launches ground invasion of Lebanon
khazarian queen
My dad’s oil ships are stuck in the gulf and he’s losing his shit. How can I calm him down.
This is the coolest thing to happen to the silent service since WWII. At least officially (Cold War clandestine shit aside).https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/sri-lanka-rescues-30-people-board-distressed-iranian-ship-foreign-minister-says-2026-03-04/
>>529833564she loves BBC
>IDF continues to attack Beirut: Underground weapons depots and headquarters of the terrorist organization Hezbollah were attacked>The IDF attacked Beirut over the past 24 hours and completed another wave of attacks against infrastructure of the terrorist organization Hezbollah.An underground weapons depot and headquarters used by the terrorist organization Hezbollah were attacked.>In addition, a site was attacked that was used by the terrorist organization Hezbollah as a terrorist infrastructure to carry out terrorist acts and gather intelligence, as well as used by the organization for propaganda purposes.>The infrastructure that was attacked was intended to be used by the terrorist organization Hezbollah to promote and execute various terrorist plots against IDF forces and citizens of the State of Israel.>Prior to the attack, steps were taken to reduce the chance of harming civilians, including advance warnings, the use of precision weapons, and aerial observations.>The IDF is acting forcefully against the decision of the terrorist organization Hezbollah to join the campaign and operate under the auspices of the Iranian terrorist regime, and will not allow harm to the citizens of the State of Israel.TL;DR israel is upgrading to "medium satan" status instead of "small satan"
Viceroy
>USN attack on Iran shipIranian navy RIPThey already got of the ship dockedIf there are any Iranian ships still sailing out there What are their options here?Head for a neutral port and stay there?They certainly would have a hard time surrendering when now submarine are now part of the open attack
>>529833571hold on! trump is sending escort....ooooops
Do you think they will bomb khamenis funeral if enough high value targets are present?
>>529833571tell him to go take a shit on an Ukrainian whore to calm him down
>>529833534>>529833505I look like this
>>529833505Lmao imagine being browner than the people you are racist against
>>529833518Somalia daycare learing centers has still done more damage to US
>>529833518Man amerishart taxes gonna be high next year
i said this before but i can believe kurds trusted Trump, based but wtf is wrong with them?
Kikes continue to attack decoys!Almost all wooden decoys are destroyed so they bomb paintings now!ZOG bros?!? you reaction?
>>529833628baaaaaaaaaseeeeeeedddd we will charge even more
>>529833560▶Day 2:>UK, France and Germany considering "defensive action" to destroy Iranian weapon capabilities>France's aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle is cutting short its Baltic Sea deployment and heading toward the eastern Mediterranean>Three Gulf countries are going to conduct offensive operations against Iran - Fox News>Trump says U.S. has "destroyed and sunk 9 Iranian Naval Ships" and "largely destroyed" Iran's Naval Headquarters>Six US soldiers have been killed and five are seriously wounded in Kuwait during Iranian retaliation - CENTCOM>Shipping giant Maersk says it is suspending all vessel transits through the Strait of Hormuz>The number of fatalities in Beit Shemesh, Isreal has risen to 9▶Day 1:>Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has been killed>Oil tankers are avoiding the Strait of Hormuz>Iran simultaneously fires ballistic missiles at: Saudi Arabia, UAE, Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain, Oman, Jordan and Iraqi Kurdistan>Israeli/US bombing also targets Iran-backed militias in Iraq>Iranian ballistic missiles launched at Israel>Iran, Iraq, Syria, Israel, Qatar and UAE close their airspace>Trump declares regime change operation dubbed "Operation Epic Fury">Supreme leader & President's residence targeted>Iranian Navy and IRGC sites obliterated>U.S. & Israel launch a joint operation, blasting Iran
>>529833636Dont think so, that would ultra retarded
I was promised a ww3 I'm not getting one am i
>>5298336692bn is nothing, literally less than the normal yearly aid, they piss more money
>>529833628no tankers are gonna risk it even with a burger escort
>>529833678Kurds are the ultimate golems even more so than the Sunni sissy’s
>>529833571>How can I calm him down.Let him know iran will have mandatory drag queen power hour soon thanks to the GoldenGoy
what the IRGC hear when the kurds charge into Iran:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGtSr-qN9zU&list=RDUGtSr-qN9zU&index=2
>>529833520You’re not safe in the 1 place you’re the majority.Soon when boomers die you won’t be safe here.I remember seeing posts like this from /uhg/ for the first several months of the war.
>>529833696looks really as fck has shadows and all
ZOG bros diaper status?
>>529833678>wtf is wrong with them?They never learn
>BREAKING: The IRGC says that if any force "affiliated with Kurdish separatist groups" enters Iran, it will be the start of war between Iran and the Kurdistan Region of IraqLmao what are they going to do?
There's going to be a US Navy submarine flying the Jolly Roger when it returns to port. Fucking wild.
ZOG bros, OY VEY!
Looks like Trump wants to follow the Venezuela model
>After the IDF's evacuation warning: Residents of southern Lebanon receive phone calls urging them to evacuate>HALLO HALLO >SHALOM YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET ALL YOUR SHIT BOMBED FLATTENED AND THEN TAKEN OVER>GET OUT AND GOOD DAY
>>529833728Why wouldn't they? They are insured. Only reason tankers stopped transiting Bab-el-Mandeb was the war insurance got too expensive. It'll take weeks before insurance rates go up for ships in the area.
>>529833782>shadow>at night
>>529833696They should park the real ones on the paintings after its been bombed
>>529833571Tell him that with advances in fusion power, we may not need oil much longer.
>>529833811>Lmao what are they going to do?Backchannel with the Turks most likely & hope for the best
>>529833696Yes, Iran's strategy is to drain Israel.
>>529833860Jews look weird under moonlight
They truly are the final bosses of Good Goyism
>>529832431It seems like they want him, but what will matter is if the US and CIA want him involved. It's not clear that they do, remember, the CIA was largely behind the initial revolution>>529832481>>529832564>They could have the best of both. Just make it a parliamentary constitutional monarchy like UK.Pahlavi has said that he would not intend to rule for a long time, and that he would only be King for as long as it takes to create a transition to democracy.>>529832634>Why do you care if you aren't Iranian?Because I pay attention to things and I care about the general state of the world? I don't want Iranians to needlessly suffer and I think they are good people. I've also become very interested in what Jason Reza Jorjani has to say about Iran. I mainly started following him for his takes on American politics and the UFO phenomenon, but he himself is Iranian and has written extensively about Iran. He makes a strong case that a secular Iran could become a global cultural powerhouse for freedom against regressive leftism and Islam, and basically become a Japan of the middle east.If the Islamic Regime falls it is a huge blow to Islam as a religion, and could lead to a massive increase in freedom worldwide. Young secular Iranians are basically more pro-freedom and pro-western than Western leftists in Europe and the USA. If the regime change is successful, this would also be a major blow to retarded leftism in the west, it would be as big of a deal as the collapse of the Berlin Wall
>>529833811
>>529833811die like rats and post fake propaganda?
>>529833856>It'll take weeks before insurance rates go up for ships in the area.they doubled instantly as soon as the first missiles were launched
>it's another nothingburger happening with all sides coping and sneeding and making shit upGlad I shorted the VIX yesterday
>>529832745>Nothing success like success, you can be a larper like pahlavi or you can be a serious man of action like picrel who for all his flaws was fighting for real power in the real worldPahlavi has been exiled from Iran for decades. He can't just buy a plane ticket and go there, they won't let him in. Iran has a very repressive system. There are basically no opposition groups within Iran that are armed and capable of fighting the Iranian regime, with perhaps the exception of some Kurdish separatist groups.And right now the US and Israel are talking about arming those groups, but that could lead to a further problem of Iranian territorial integrity. Most of the secular Iranians are still Iranian nationalists, they don't want to get rid of the Islamic Regime just to have the country balkanize and shrink>>529833982>>529833982This would be based, but someone needs to arm the urban Iranians, if such a thing is even possible
daily reminder that mutts are fucked
>>529833875I told him this and he called me a green energy faggot and said green energy is for queers and liberals
https://t.me/yediotnews25/119557good night to the nuclear program
Remember
>>529833982
>>529833728we use beater tankers and charge more per trip than the tankers cost plus Indian disposable crew
>https://x.com/IDF/status/2029002185472631060The IDF has been on a shitposting roll lately, finally our propaganda isn't gay.
>>529834125Yeah, that sucks. Last night, though, someone forgot to kill the feed showing Jerusalem and I saw two interceptors launch and successfully connect.
>>529833987>It seems like they want himNo, they don't. Older Iranians hate them, younger Iranians are indifferent at best to the pahlavi larpersThere is zero support on the ground to reinstall the fake shah, which is why it won't happen. Screencap if you want
>>529834126Don't Jews have to stop working on the sabbath? How does that work for military?
I see an angry crab!
>>529834156>account based in pakistan
Mossad thanks the Iranian people for posting the regimes Ls, help is here.Javid Shah!
>An Iranian ballistic missile was intercepted in Qamishli, a town in northeastern Syria on the border with Turkeyhttps://nitter.net/FaytuksNetwork/status/2029148880185553240
>>529834126But you are
>>529834213Based serbbro shitting all over the kike cope cage KEK
>>529832852>>529832865thank you based jew frensstay awesome I'm loving the show
shabos goy going downafter he is dowwn, jewish fate is?https://xcancel.com/__Amoxicillin_/status/2029073549533851749
>>529833571Find something else to think about for the next decade or two.
>>529834062>>529834126Are you licking Iranian izzat and getting zutted together? KekToo bad that hide the thousands of bodies kek kek kek
>Follower DALET. sent me a Hebrew translation of the Sanskrit language in which Hindu priests performed the "Vedic coronation" ceremony for Prime Minister Netanyahu to give him "divine protection."it's completely and utterly over muslims
>>529834344>rewriting historykeep posting, nothing better shows are victory then your total mental collapse.please dont stop
alsohere's some B-52 KINOfor those who have missed it.this is was the missile chimpers are up against and the brownoids still believe there's hope for them, lollmao evenhttps://x.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/2028969029185245512
>>529833523> I care about the general state of the world? I don't want Iranians to needlessly suffer and I think they are good peopleWhy does humanity need Iran? Why does humanity need Iranians people not to needlessly suffer, and I'd push back on needlessly, there should be consequences for Iranian state actions. > a secular Iran could become a global cultural powerhouse for freedom against regressive leftism and Islam, and basically become a Japan of the middle eastYeah every ethnic thinks his ethnicity is a couple reforms away from becoming the next Japan. But we already have Dubai, we already have something we know works and it's not of Iranian origin. Maybe Iran can be the next Japan but I've heard this story again and again, mainly from Russian and Ukrainians. Is there any evidence to back this up?> If the Islamic Regime falls it is a huge blow to IslamBut they are shais, does it really affect sunnis?> could lead to a massive increase in freedom worldwideThe world really has a bit too much freedom these days tho.> Young secular Iranians are basically more pro-freedom and pro-western than Western leftists in Europe and the USAThey are probably just pro-consumerism like USSR youths who like jeans and rock. It's not ideological.> If the regime change is successful, this would also be a major blow to retarded leftism in the west,Not really, they'd frame it as a victory of liberalism over religious conservatism. They don't want to acknowledge that Iran is also a socialist country and the Iranian revolution was a socialist one, not just Islamic, just like they pretend the problem with Maduro is that he is a strongman dictator, not that he is a brown jewish communist > it would be as big of a deal as the collapse of the Berlin WallBut it wasn't really a big deal though. Soviet communism was just a version of liberalism. Nothing really changed in the global system, well I guess leftists ditched outright socialism but they still leftists
I guess we're saving Israel for last, and whatnot.
>>529834344reminder, Kennedy was literally owned by the Italian Mafia
>>529834277
>>529834346>bragging about jeet supportMaybe the war isn't going as well as evidence indicates.
>>529833677>He can't just buy a plane ticket and go there, they won't let him inDid Jolani ask for permission from Assad to be his legal opposition?
>>529833585This is 100% a tranny. You can not change my mind.No woman talks like this>>529833790>Kurdistan was major protest area.Tells me everything I need to know about it being cia lmao
kekedhttps://x.com/HamasAtrocities/status/2028854441550459260
>splitting like the autists of /uhg//uhg/ is the original successor of /uh/. Jeetniggers wanted their own FSB thread where they can spam trannime and call each other fren and completely avoid talking about the war so they created /chug/. And a trooncord lmfaoThe archive is free for anyone to look at and know the truth.
>>529833987>>529834033>>529834439>>529834417ps Kurdish groups also don't ask permission to do what they do
IDF on division of labour between Israel and US in this war.
>>529834454You do know that US can fly airstrikes from US to anywhere in the world, right?
>>529834439>>529834520Pahlavi is a proper gentlemen, he would never enter uninvited
>>529834203We signed a law that fighting on the Sabbath is illegal to circumvent that>>529834277Are they shooting blind now? This is just too embarrassing.
I remember this serb spammer from the last war
>>529834521At least two more weeks.
>>529834561>circumventGod must be so exasperated with all these circumventions by now
>>529834432Bibi went in dry this time
Rahman Makedom claimed to have been killed by Channel 12?
>>529834601he is the muslims goodest kafir, their greatest solider, spamming lies and year old pics 24/7
>Photo from Iran International of the Iranian missile intercepted in Qamishli, Syria, near the Turkish border
ZOG bros????Not like this!Do not waste millions on painting, wood and plastic!
>>529834126
>>529834639maybe god likes eating a lot of chicken?
>>529833958Center reminds me of these two goth Jewish chicks that used to be in my local metal scene.One was sorta hot back in the day but a quirky chungus mentally ill attention who’re who I stopped being friends with when she became a stripper and became ten times more dramatic. Kinda uncanny valley animalian face and hit the wall hard past 25 due to chain smoking. Now she has rough skin and chin sagOther was a chick who was so crazy she probably needs a carer but she was hot and had a nice ass, kinda looked like a hot version of Laura loomer.Wanted me to cuddle with her 24/7 or she’d scream at me and faked multiple miscarriages for attention
>>529834704
>>529834550It's easier to move mass with aerodromes. That's why you bother to build them instead of relying on carriers all the time.
>>529834401Kino supremo. Probably the closest we'll ever see in modern warfare to old school carpet bombings.
>>529834685>THIS CARTOON SHIT FOR THE THIRD TIMENO WAY
youre welcome greatest allies
>>529834550what does that do to the sortie rate, retard
Are tactical nukes going to be used in modern wars?
>>529833431So THE GREAT IRAN, destroyer of AMERICANS is postponing the funeral parade?AhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahhaahhahaahhahahahahahaahahSo great to be scared by flying birds
>>529834494What's so bad about wanting a Judenreine general?Why do they have to stick their rat noses everywhere?
>>529834763but how would israel know the locations of these people. I would assume they would be hiding out in some remote place, or underground.
>>529834763You don't believe this yourself do you?
>>529834521>>529834610>At least two more weeks.One or two weeks doesn't seem long enough. If this doesn't end in regime change then it is pointless. Pic related though, new supreme leader might already be deadhttps://x.com/RealBababanaras/status/2029028838706168111
>"Israel eliminated Rahman Mokadam, head of the special operations division of the Revolutionary Guards, and the man behind the assassination attempt on Trump before the 2024 presidential election." - Israeli Channel 12Revolutionary guard bros…
>>529834763Most people wish Trump got assassinated
>>529834816we have very good spies, speaking of, anyone heared a peep from Ismael Qaani?
>>529834791>going tolel. multiple uses in Ukraine so far
>>529834840>mfw they killed him the day after he was appointedJesus fucking fuck my shit.
>>529834788It's not like US doesn't also use 14 of these as well.
>>529834205>I see an angry crab!Kinda looks like that demon thing they pray to.
>>529834833Amit Segal is the one that broke the news about Khomeini's assassination, you tell me chud.
>>529834685congratulation you found first stage from rocket!
>>529834812Get the facts straight nigger. cum/chuggers/ split because they couldn't handle the bants from the early days.
>>529834840>literal jeet accountLmao, more desperate stuff
>>529834840nah looks like he survived. In other news looks like whatever leaders are left are not too keen on appearing in public
>>529834845Eliminated this eliminated that, clearly this doesn't work, they need to start targeting energy infrastructure, and dare I say water too
>>529833987Honestly the exiles and their kids, I can 100% see why Iran exiled them.They are all faggot supporters of the worst parts of American neoliberalism and post celebrations when America or Israel kills their own people.>>529833993Do you get off on saying things you could never say in person to any Iranian or any non boomer American ?
>>529833856>weeksWhat year do you think this is? The glory days of having no communication outside of port are over
Can't wait until Mossad finally gets Caleb Maupin.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93UUuycxlW4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKPaAZztMtY
>>529834957>>literal jeet account>Lmao, more desperate stuffNO NO NO NO NODON'T DO THIS TO YOURSELF AGAIN MAN>KHAMENEI ISN'T DEAD IT'S ALL KIKE SHILLS!!!DON'T BROYOU HAVE A WAY OUT
>>529834493Yeah no shit, spain is literally the most comminist country in the EU
>>529834205Hit the weak point for massive damage.
>>529834894No, I mean you don't actually believe Iranians were behind that 'assassination attempt'?
>>529834856I assume most of Iran's leaders are dead at this point
>>529834763Here is the pic of Rahman Makdem
Just 90,000,000 more assassination and Iran is finished
>>529834995>TRUST THE JEETKek
>>529834995No he's right for once, no reputable source reports this this is just random meme twitter account.
>>529834757yeah didn't expect b52's to produce the best kino but they seemingly do be like dat.(this is the first time I see u.s. warfare at full power)
>>529835042I mean they do have replacements but those are dying pretty fast as well.
>>529834879So why is GoldenGoy crying about spain then?
>>529834062Good night to tons of kikes in tel aviv.I even saw a video of kikes trying to pray to Jesus as explosions were happening around them xDAs if he’ll answer ppl who believe he is boiling in hell
>>529835004the thing is the UK also stopped the US from using bases, but changed their tune when the a military base in Cyprus was hit by a drone/missile and then claimed the US could use bases in the UK because "it was for defensive purposes". Lol, the US didn't change any plans.
>>529834856I saw an edit of him as agent 007 planting a surveillance device near khamenei - that is the last
>>529835051wow Iran has 100% popularity rating for each leader. Amazing stuff.
Epic Baguette Fury
>>529834493>>529835004Do they have anything essential they need from Spain?
>>529835117Because they refuse to pay NATO treaty 5%, they don't even pay the 2% reduced rate and refuse to honor most parts of the treaty they have signed. When you refuse contractual obligations then you get punished.
Dubai is apparently genuinely terrifier that this could kill tourism there.
>>529835230Nope
2 more weeks.
>>529835144Whats Rupert Lowe position on letting the US use our bases? At this point all the bases really exist just to be given to the US when they ask to score diplomatically points
>>529833656Remember our motto: We dont care your skin color as long as you are racist!
>>529834561Wtf is the point of religion if you are just gonna debatebro God?
>>529835265Forrins really need to learn the word fortnight.
>>529835239Dubai sucks for tourism, people go there to pay less tax
>>529835239It already killed tourism. Gulfcucks are done for
>>529835265>2 more weeksactually 3x two weeks or longer according to Trump
>>529834493There's literally nothing that USA can offer Spain. They already have iphones,mcdonalds and a military
>>529835304This kind of vague polling is meaningless
>>529835236>Because they refuse to pay NATO treaty 5%, they don't even pay the 2% reduced rate and
>>529834982>Honestly the exiles and their kids, I can 100% see why Iran exiled them.>They are all faggot supporters of the worst parts of American neoliberalism and post celebrations when America or Israel kills their own people.They were exiled because they were based and redpilled and love freedom. If you hate freedom and prefer doing what goatfuckers tell you to do then why don't you move there?
>>529835239Nah, OF hoes will keep coming for the money regardless of how many things are ejected at their faces.
>>529834878>>mfw they killed him the day after he was appointed>Jesus fucking fuck my shit.They continue to carry and use their cell phones. I guess they didn't get the memo
Hello I am honored to join in the pig thread.I support Israel thank you for your attention to this matter.How are you?
>>529835374Creative accounting par-excellance.
>>529835302>Whats Rupert Lowe position on letting the US use our bases?Send the buggers back
>>529834559Taliban didn't ask permission from anyone either. They all needed foreight support but they don't beg for foreign approval on social media, they build real relationships on the ground, Taliban- with China, Kurds - with the US and jews, Jolani - with Turkey
>>529834991>Can't wait until Mossad finally gets Caleb Maupin.This guy is such a faggot holy shit. When leftists simp for Islam it lets you know that they have no principles. They don't actually care about freedom or individual expression, they just care about being against America and against the west, that's it. They are pure condensed faggotry
>>529835333My czech friends enjoyed dubai vacations, I told them they literally fund antisemitic terrorism by spending money there, they won't listen.
>>529835433niggor you're getting 0 interceptors until we are DONE
>>529835265TWO MORE WEEKS TO FLATTEN THE AYATOLLAHS
>>529835236>Because they refuse to pay NATO treaty 5%, they don't even pay the 2% reduced rateSome shite trumpenstein made up for domestic ears.DEY DON PAY DEY SHARE
>>529833518Whoopeee. trumps kike buddies will make 10x that from market manipulation/insider trading. God cursed that sellout as he cursed Herod and the jews. Notice since he sold out to the parasites he's had non stop medical problems. Bruises/rashes/cant hold his own shit in. Fuck him like Bobo does.
>>529835302Our military is so pathetic now that they probably need the US to use bases because they would be empty. But as the UK is broke it isn't going to be spending that much more to build the military up, you can't even blame Starmer. the Tories ran it down as they were in power for 14 years. Far too reliant on he US, far too reliant on thinking NATO can fill the gap so most things can be left to other members.
flattened police hq of some town in western iran
>>529835239I am proud I never visited any arab countries, not even Egypt. Shabak shaked my hand when they saw my perfectly clean zion approved track record.
>>529835374You're proving his point. Spain's defence spending is actually so low they're not even on the chart. They are at 1.24%.
>>529835239>Dubai is apparently genuinely terrifier that this could kill tourism there.Then they should assist more in the fight. Dubai was never truly safe as long as Iran was capable of this. But regardless, if regime change is successful and Iran becomes a free country, that might hurt tourism in Dubai. If I was going to the middle east, I would much prefer to go to Iran and check out the ancient historic sites rather than just go to Dubai and party in clubs that remind me of Florida
It's like Trump completely forgot the religious aspect of Jihad and shit. Did he seriously expect just to bomb Ayatollah and instant creation of Israel 2.0?
>>529834954>couldn't handle the bantsGoreleaf buckbroke those turdies hard.
>>529835630>a free countryLmao, ok boomer
>>529835352>March 2ndno one is going to let journos know how long it will last. And it is idiotic question to ask and expect an answer, as if you have a fixed time limit and hey that is it, even if you are still fighting you simply pack it all up there and then.
>>529835538>niggor you're getting 0 interceptors until we are DONETelling us how to alot our interceptors what hutzpa
>>529835533>>529835533>My czech friends enjoyed dubai vacationsI don't get what even to enjoy there. Dubai, except for 2 tourist areas, isn't that nice. > Dubai> antisemitic terrorism What? UAE gave death penalty to some uzbeks for killing a jew
>>529835433>>529835533>>529835586I see the moroccan shill got really desperate for attention.
>>529835538You will BEG for ukrainian experience honestly if shit goes south. Shahed waves are no joke and Ukraine is BEST in the whole world at dealing with them, BY FAR.Also don't mind my flag I am czech jew.
>>529835611>Spain's defence spending is actually so low they're not even on the chart.>Don't join ZOGWARS>Don't have to pay for ZOGWARSSpanish just found the cheatcode
>>529834954Talking about these generals, nigger. Jews ruin this one and browns the otherOnce again Whites cannot have their own anything
Insanely impressed by how well the US military and IDF have worked together. Hand in glove.
>>529835760>Shahed waves are no joke and Ukraine is BEST in the whole world at dealing with them, BY FAR.>Also don't mind my flag I am czech jewidiot shahed drones are copied from israeli harpies in the first placewe don't need your advice and not a single one has hit israel since 2024
>>529835580Rebuilding military would require conscription which at this point I don't even really oppose if it's done in a reasonable way. What I was trying to say is that's it's a good thing to give bases to the US because that's the only use for them, the only way the UK can get anything out of them, get good relationships with the US. But apparently Trump is still mad at Starmer for some reason
Shia dogs still getting btfo?
so are the kurds being activated because Iranians are too indecisive
>>529835568Hmm Germany didn't pay 2% of GDP on their military and laughed at Trump. Funny how they are now going to spend 4% of GDP on their military because muh Russia. All the US has to do is move military assets out of Europe and the countries would be crying, they know full well they can't compete with what the US has. Look at the UK navy now, it only has a few ships that are operational, even if they got all operational it is pathetic.
>>529835737>uzbekThey just can't stand foreigners except the ultra rich ones. And especially they can't stand lower-tier muslims, those are lower than animals for them.They also allow al-poojera operate and recruit islamist terrorists worldwide. Much higher damage. Besides, according to Torah they should have hanged 1000 goyim for one jew, killing just one is a sick joke.
>>529835843You know he's not actually Ukrainian right anon? you couldn't be this retarded...
>>529834277gobble gobble
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>>529835865>some reasonBecause starmer wants to give away the chagos and Diego Garcia. We need Diego Garcia.
HAPPENING: turkey says iran fired missile against its territory
>>529835950>>529835959Why is Iran attacking a NATO member?
>>529835865>But apparently Trump is still mad at Starmer for some reasonMost recently because Starmer was/is being a faggot and cockblocking Diego Garcia. Strangely in the process of this, along with Spain, proving why Trump is 100% right to demand Greenland without any strings attached. As it turns out having foreign military bases is worthless if the host nation can veto using them.
>>529835611Because Spain, just like Portugal, is a poor socialist shithole
>>529835959Time for Turkey and Nato to get involved
>>529835959That cannot be true. Iran isn't that retarded...or are they?
>>529835843How come your security is so shit you allowed blueprints to leak to Iran?
>>529835843>idiot shahed drones are copied from israeli harpies in the first placenope, they're copied from 1980s german "anti-radar" drone concept
>>529836003>t. poor socialist shithole
>>529835798basically the same country
I have personally DEFIED fsb attempts to steal jew technology and the rest of you didn't? Pathetic. You need to hire me as your cybersecurity head immediately.
>>529835985>>529835986i said this a couple days ago i sincerely believe some low tier missile commanders are installed just to launch missiles at fuckshit every direction>>529836030>How come your security is so shit you allowed blueprints to leak to Iran?1980s drone we sold the chinese decades agothere was no "leak" this it's just low tech garbage to us
>>529835959>>529835950Iran is retarded Dragging turkey in is so unnecessary. Ill laugh hard if turkey invokes article 5.
Hey, can one of the Israelis ITT translate this for me? It's a radio communication between an Israeli Major General and the pilot of the F-35 that shot down the Iranian Yak-130.https://x.com/IAFsite/status/2029157518031606080/video/1
>>529836025The rabid chinese proxy nazi pig is chimping out at the whole world. They need to be put down. Boots on the ground NOW.
>>529835927>All the US has to do is move military assets out of Europe and the countries would be crying,Putin, simultaneously able to destroy europe in one fell swoop without Uncle L'chaim and unable to take 1/5th or ukraine in 5 years.
>>529833580Based.
>>529835965He doesn't. He's implementing a deal that the previous UK and US govt cooked up together to give the military base watertight legality and, most importantly, exclusivity. Trump and Starmer were in favour of the plan until recently.The exclusivity point is lost in media coverage of it. It stops rival powers like China from building an overseas base in Mauritius. It would also serve as a template for future overseas base negotiations, if China were to want to build an overseas base in Indonesia or Sri Lanka for example.
>>529834494I was there when it happened and even went back and checked the archives.The first couple days of Ukraine kicking off, uhg was almost 100% pro Russian.A few days later, glowies, another board or website, idk who, started spamming the threads and creating fake demoralization threads that are very difficult to coordinate unless you have bots or a team of dedicated people.They also supported Israel the week after Oct 7th, using the “Israel equals white Palestine equals brown so if you don’t support Israel you’re not white” when it didn’t land and got them flamed, they switched back to typical /pol/ views and tried to gaslight people that it ever happened.Idc about that war anymore but it was very interesting to observe the tactics.One time I wrote a paragraph on /uhg/ listing out all of the sus patterns and the next day I saw they made an infographic with all the same points except claiming we were Russians.And who can forget the glowie memes “here at 4chan we think Zelenskyy is based and read. Be a rare Pepe and support Ukraine, you don’t want to be a common Pepe do you?”
Electing a new leader is more symbolic than anything else. Iran's organizational structure is decentralized and they'll continue fighting as long as the will remains. The US on the other hand has a limited supply of ammunition. There's only for so long they can sustain an effective offensive. Iran can also use the fuck you card and destroy the desalination plants of the gulf countries, ending this in a few months due to humanitarian catastrophe and logistical impossibility to continue fighting. I think they're not doing this yet because they still think that there's room for negotiation. If I was in charge I would've done it on day 1 and then hunkered down, lobbing out missiles and drones at opportune moments and at the most vulnerable targets. Going for critical civilian infrastructure is a sure way to win the war because a military cannot be maintained without an operational workforce. And without water and food imports due to the strait being closed, they sure as fuck cannot continue going on and supporting US operations.
>>529836114Why doesn't Iran just fire all its missiles towards Israel and finally destroy Tel Aviv? Do they even have enough missiles that can reach that far?
>>529836025Roaches always want to get involved at the mere mention of KurdsI wouldn't take a roach's words for this
>The IRGC says they struck the headquarters of Komala, an Iranian Kurdish separatist group, in Iraq, using three missileshttps://nitter.net/FaytuksNetwork/status/2029158933936369673
>>529835798yup, us military is good at following jewish orders!
>>529835843>israeli harpiesCopied from German DAR and South African ARD10
>>529835843Based. Only Ukraine has BATTLE HARDENED EXPERIENCE on how to deal with low flying drones. Other countries only have THEORETICAL knowledge (worthless).
Jews stole it first, I'll give you that
>>529835996Leases can be revoked. Only outright ownership is secure.
>BREAKING: Turkey says an Iranian missile was fired at Turkey, intercepted before reaching target>BREAKING: Turkey says an Iranian missile was fired at Turkey, intercepted before reaching targetOh no no no
>>529836114Thanks for the new knowledge I will update my vector storage.
>>529836250>jews made it into a practical real thing firstthat's what counts kraut
>>529836254Yep. The UK and Spain have proven why Trump is right about this.
>>529836280fair point
>>529834685>>529834433>>529834277https://nitter.net/IranIntl_En/status/2029148178243625247
Lol Iran tried to fire a missile at based turk baker, now they triggered article 5, dumb niggers
>>529836255fucking cucks lmao
>>529836176Iran doesn't have any water. Or "ammunition".
>>529836169No one realized back then how retarded ussia actually is. "2nd army in the world" delusion was still sort of relevant.
>>529836144It's just the Airforce commander congratulating the pilot for shooting down the plane pretty boring desu
launch towards israel
>>529833678>>529833790Wait are they unironically falling for it?I just got on.
>>529836180Because they can't. Iran is dead.
>>529836390How long until "the big one" finally destroys Tel Aviv?
>>529836367Ah, okay. I couldn't find a transcript for it and Chat GPT couldn't figure out how to translate it, apparently.
>>529836166We'll see what happens. Maybe this plan could be better. Diego Garcia is very important for our military, it cant fall into chink hands. Im sure Trump and Starmer will meet again this year and discuss. Trump likes the UK.
>>529836145You remind me of those boomers who see some black oerson stealing from a store unopposed and are like “lock him up!”Like bro, who’s gonna do it? You?
>>529836144the American version of heroism (that is no heroism at all) seems to be conquering Israel too. It's unbefitting of the IAF to make a big deal out of it.
>>529833520I still see videos of Iran missiles and drones hitting their targets, I mean UAE reported interception of over 100 drones yesterday alone. Which means in return the fake stat of reported launches is contributed to the fact that they destroyed radar and warning systems.
>>529836351Just imagine if 1ran stopped kvetching and received Israeli desalination and agricultural technology. They would thrive.
>>529834685In every single fucking conflict there are so many retards who don't understand bottom stages.
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ZOG bros?is this real?
>>529834866lel
>>529836483>In every single fucking conflict there are so many retards who don't understand bottom stages.doesn't matter looks like some cartoon ass missile hit the dirt and did nothingit's funny any way you try to cope it
>>529835996I agree on the US taking over Greenland exactly for this reason, all the large about EU SOUVEREIGNITY is worthless given they already ceded sovereignty to local Eskimos. But my impression is that Trump wound another reason to dislike Starmer for not supporting these Iran actions hard enough or something
Its crazy how iran is actually doing the Samson option except without nukes. If they had nukes, maybe they'd have nuked dubai.
>>529833571You should choke yourself to death on his cock.
>>529836351Sure. Just 2 more weeks and your forever war will be over. Trust the plan.
>>529836442I am doing my part bonking axis of evil. I am urging everyone else who value technology, science, freedom and AI to join the righteous fight.
“I’m not fucking dying for Israel”https://nitter.net/abierkhatib/status/2029065923882016847#m
what was iran's master plan launching one (1) missile at turkey
>>529836561>nuked dubai>not tel aviv
>>529835581destroy every police station and let criminals run free in the streets. what cold possibly go wrong
>>529836656stress testing
ZOG bros??wtf?
>>529836669That's the point. If you want to topple a government you let the prisoners run free and watch them burn the whole shit down. There's a reason anarchists and radical Marxists always seek to reach out to prisoners.
>>529836658Theyve sent more projectiles at UAE than israel. They'd have fired a nuke at tel aviv and maybe also at dubai and riyadh
>>529836656Expose article 5 being a sham, I'd say.NAFO is so cucked.
>even the shitskin aligned telegrams are making fun of iranit's all over i'm going to bed
>>529836656piss off the remaining countries
Lol the Iranian missile didnt even make it to Israel, its so fucking over
Lmao.
>>529833518That is like .01% of the annual budget and a fraction of what Biden left behind for the (((Taliban)))
>>529836772So Tel Aviv won't be nuked?
Got an early warning message....and then it endedDidn't even trigger sirensHoly shit this sad
>>529836351>Muttcope has reached the level of hoping the enemy runs out of waterlmao
>>529836254>>529836293I don't disagree but that's also the point right? The UK is normally a happy partner in US led military operations. This time it's different because the groundwork wasn't laid. In fact it's sort of worse because of the bombings in June 2025. If we won't join in offensive operations then it means the context isn't good enough. Even the Arabs don't seem to have been brought on board even now as they are getting hit. They're not hitting targets in Iran.
>>529836166>watertight legalityI don't think even under the UN system there is any authority to force the UK to give up these islands unless the UK agrees. It's really doesn't matter, the empire is gone, just let it go
>>529836856>>529836856>>529836856>>529836856>>529836856
>>529836828Not even the first time, this happened twice in the night also lol
>>529836828Israel is a welfare queen.Israel lives of American taxpayers money.
>>529836499Ive seen this chart but asking grok, there isn't any solid evidence that Iran is launching significantly fewer rockets
>>529836588>two weeksThey're already dead, chief.
>>529836785women should've never got rights
>no sirens are expected to sound as the ballistic missile launched by Iran at Israel a short while ago either failed to reach the country or was intercepted outside of Israel's borders.>The Home Front Command issued an early warning to civilians across central Israel, but now says the incident is overMullahbros ...
>>529835409Because I don’t speak the language, don’t have any friends there, and even though just like Hitler I think Islam is a good founding religion for a society, I don’t believe it’s real, and I don’t want to go to hell.But if I believed in Islam, I’d go there and get a beautiful Persian tradwife.A lot of them are genetically white.Persians aren’t goatfuckers/Arabs. They are high iq with better rates education than America and Iran is the literal origin of the aryans, named Iran after the shah met Hitler.Democracy isn’t for every country.Besides you aren’t really free here. You can say “I hate the govt to an audience if no one but say something people don’t know with an audience and you’re fucked.You’re also free to take part in society ending, hedonist, low trust behavior. But that’s just late stage empire shit accelerated by Jews that makes everyone isolated and depressed and easier to profit off of/control.Iran is basically national socialism for Iranians.If you were a true national socialist you’d understand.If you love zog and pride parades why are you here?
>>529836828>>529836906So this is what you rats have been shitting your undies for all your lives?Lol. Lmao
>>529836960Strait still closed
>>529836855Yeah it's a bit of a jump from "the usual half hearted assuaging motions weren't made, creating a sphandoogle of massive proportions" to "having Greenland will fix this as soon as we get it".Starmer is not a bull-headed peacenik.At all.He just can't go along with it on a dime for an unclear benefit.
>>529835959it's not clear from the statement where it was heading just that it passed through turkish airspace. probably sent by israel to stymie turks from showing too much sympathy
>>529836828>we deflected one missile guys!Didn’t know the state of things shifted this far.. damn>>529836969You can Unironically thank Jews for that.Like Gloria Steinem and many others I can’t remember the names of.Japans constitution post war was written by a Jewish woman and this gave them the right to vote
>>529836176>Going for critical civilian infrastructure is a sure way to win the warIf they took out desal plants so early in the game they might literally get nuked. You could have a UN declaration that Iran now indiscriminately targeting entire countries and must be stopped at all costs.
>>529833696Wow you got top secret footage from an active mission in Iran. How did you do it liar bro?
>>529836716Why would one telegraph this information
