Hi USA frens i don't mean to trouble you but if Australia has 5 weeks supply of fuel and 5 weeks supply of urea for fertilizer and Iran war meant to go for at least 8 weeks by recent DoD forecast that means we have a looming no supply for fuel and fertilizer uh food situation please could you reconsider finishing Iran hostilities by then so Strait of Homos trade resumes it would be very important to us if you could do that soon.
>>529928097Be mindful of pissrsel, anon.
>>529928097Just kill all the indians and niggers, your food and fuel demand will effectively halve.
>>529928152yes well the thing is we will run out of fuel and fertilizer stockpiles in 5 weeks and if the war goes out to, uh some estimates say September, that would be quite problematic for us because we wont have any fuel or fertilizer for too long so maybe you could cease hostilities with Iran and reopen strait ot homos so we can resupply with fuel and fertilizer in a few weeks it would really mean a lot to us.
>>529928097Best we can do is a crackdown on antisemitic speech
>>529928097>5 weeks supply of urea for fertilizerYour body naturally produces more of it so you won't run out of this one.As for the fuel, just stop sniffing it
>>529928097YOU DONT GET YOUR OIL FROM IRAN BRUCEAUSTRALIA IS MOSTLY SINGAPORE AND KOREACHYNA IS WHO GETS IRANS OIL AT LEAST BEFORE IRAN GOT ITS SHIT SLAPPED
>>529928097You're a country and continent. You shouldnt be 3 weeks away from being out of anything but immigrants. Get your house in order you Australian faggot cucks.
>>529928384This. Pee pee grows the plants you eat. Cut off the abbo fuel supply and it will last much longer.
>>529928285>>529928363>>529928384yes uh .. ha ha.. we will run out of fuel and urea fertilizer that's very amusing, great, but in all seriousness we need commercial quantities of these things to sustain our current living standards and not resort to rationing and possible civil disturbances which could really all be avoided if trump america sort of stops blowing up everything in iran for nukes they dont have or they wouldnt get away with that and i dont want to sound to demanding but having supply of fuel and agricultural input commodities is very important for sustaining a basic level of society for us.
>>529928097>implying you don't have your own strait of homos You do have your own strait of homos, right anon? I mean what Anglo country in their right mind would enter the current year without their own strait of homos?
>>529928694I wasn't joking.
>>529928411yes, well,.listen i am not telling you how to think or anything but you see cargoes of oil travel through the straits of homos to various places in Asia, like singapore and south korea,.we they are refined very cheaply and efficiently for petroleum products that we import into out fuel import terminals and over the years we sort of turned all out native oil refineries into import terminals to save money and put less grubby smoke in the air but in this situation where the strait of homos is closed because america keeps blowing up iran is quite problematic because we cant undo import terminals back into refineries that quickly to process our own hydrocarbon liquids into useable petrol, diesel and LPG that quickly although i guess we could all just instead use natural gas powered fork lifts for transport because the earth makes the natural gas for us but seriously we probably need you to cease hostilities with iran in 5 weeks maximum preferably sooner.
>>529929204What are you even doing hoarding all that fuel and fertilizer for anyway? You should just donate it to Israel instead.
All the white Australians should just move to Canada. Australiasia is going brown and muslim, anyway.
>>529929204HOMOS IS STILL MOVING BUT THEY CAN ALWAYS JUST SWITCH TO THE WEST COAST TERMINALS
>>529928097We don't get our fuel from the middle east, we get it primarily from asia. Like >>529928411 says except for the part about China. They get most of theirs from Russia but they also got it from>Venezuela>Iran>Other Gulf nationsThough everyone should be fine. Only ones who need to worry are other gulf nations because they have like 2 weeks worth of water and rely on the strait for all their food. Saudi Arabia could basically stop existing if their desalination plants get blown up.
I hope Australia runs out of everything and then we go Mad Max and kill each other
>>529928097Tell you what Australia. Do somethig about these faggots posting under your flag and we'll talk>>529929440I'll send a gallon for every shill ear Two for every tongue
>>529929700lol who you so eager to kill
>>529928351Best we can do is go until the Spring, then the Dome of the Rock will "accidentally" get blown up to build the third temple. This will piss of the Muslims, who will take up arms and try to annhilate Israel and the USA (The Beloved City and the Camp of the Saints). However, Israel will isw the Samson option, bringing the world to a firey end. Fire from heaven. Get right with Jesus because we will meet him again soon.
>>529929435>>529929557while i always respect your opinions none of what you are saying changes the fact that we have five weeks of fuel and fertilizer supply and the boats have stopped moving through the straits of homos except the china ones but china already said they wont give us any and on the topic of china we have given usa billions of our cash but you still havent given us a submarine or loaned us a submarine to defend us from china if a ww3 happens and i'm not sure but all the missiles and explosions in middle east nowadays kind of feels like a ww3 but maybe we can forget about the submarines you owe us if you could do a favour of ceasing all the bombing of iran so they can reopen the straits of homos and we can get fuel and fertilizer imports again and maybe sooner in the sense of time that is less than five weeks from now.
>>529929854Cunts fucked m8
>>529929854JUST GOING BACK TO 2022 PRICES UNTIL OTHER OIL BOATS ITS WAY OVERTRADE SINGAPORE A FEW EXTRA EMUS AND SHELL BE RIGHT
>>529929799quite literally everyone I can before I get killed*NOTE TO ASIO THIS IS SATIRE FOR CREATIVE WRITING EXERCISE
I kekk'd at this thread, thank you Ausbro. See you in eight weeks! Hope you can make it to the Iran bombing party before that.
Kangaroo meat.Stock up.
>>529931283i think there is a misunderstanding there is still a very real math problem in that usa is suggesting 8 more weeks of war with iran when we gave 5 weeks of fuel and fertilizer supply left and no more resupply from the straits of homos iran shut down because usa keeps bombing them over nukes they dont have even though nukes seem to stop bombing because you dont bomb north korea and even though we are allies and frens we will have fuel and fertilizer crisis much sooner than your projections that you will stop hostilities on iran and it might seem ha ha funny now but not funny in five weeks when we run out of fuel and fertilizer stock piles and oh i think govt said 30 something days of fuel left which is actually much sooner and could mean more like 4 and bit weeks so maybe instead of finding out predicament amusing you could tell usa to stop bombing iran and reopen straits of homos sooner.
>>529929435Based.
Your country could join in and move things along.
>>529932326yes of course maybe we could sail our old rusty diesel submarines and maybe the two loaned american nuke submarines we paid billions for but havent received, or maybe we can ask ukraine back for the bushmaster vehicles you told us to give to ukraine that russia blew up, or all those tanks that we gave to ukraine too,.uh what happened them? yeah think that was $2 billion of stuff. we also make cardboard drones we can give you some pallets of them they were pretty good until the fibre optic spool drones came out...otherwise i think we have american companies here making some rockets but these hostilities are way ahead of our first output projections and much further away than the four and bit weeks before we run out of fuel stockpiles and get stuck at the mercy of sky high price gouged fuel from overseas plus we are a cuntry without much rail and rely on truck and plane logistics with compounding issues with this in the event of iran stopping all cargoes from straits of homos so maybe a cessation of bombing iran into the ground could help alleviate this looming pressure on our everyday society who didnt ask for this.
