THE WAR(S) ARE A DISTRACTION >I can’t go in to details as they are coming for me>NASA servers were hacked and this image was discovered and then the hacker was vanned
Solar Warden is the one conspiracy theory I wish was real.
>>529934146Sure the wars are a distraction, but so are secret space programs and cancer cures and giant alien spaceships crashed outside of Seoul etc.They'll do anything to make you forget about the pedophiles.
>>529934146the ayyyyyy lmao have the unredacted epstein files.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpU51S26hrA
>>529934146That's huge seesaw aliens have built for our fun
>>529934146Hackers are using win xp and saving as jpeg?You'd have to be brown to even believe this
>>529934146oh shit it's the yamato
You're brown.
>>529934146Every 4chan cope boils down to the same tired fantasy: something *good* is always just over the horizon. Alien disclosure is coming to earth, Hitler 2.0 rising from the ashes, Jesus descending to smite their enemies, Trump and the globohomo awakening in two weeks, mass genocide solving all their problems, or the magical day when everyone suddenly agrees with their garbage takes.It’s all hopium for losers who can’t deal with the present. Instead of doing anything meaningful, they sit in their digital basements praying for a future that never comes. Every post is just another round of "just wait, you’ll see," while the rest of the world keeps living, laughing, and leaving them behind.The truth? Nothing’s coming. No savior, no reckoning, no mass awakening, no shift in opinions. It’s just endless cope for people too powerless to face reality. The only thing in their future is more disappointment and deep down, they know it.
>>529934527No, NASA is using Windows XP, hackers are using remote desktop clients.But it's still a distraction from the Epstein files.
>>529934146Ok ok... who put a submarine in space again...I know it was one of you guys...We already had a talk about this...First we need an anti gravity generating engine to use magnetic fields to lift it up by opposing gravity through duel action of lift and push...Common guys... be real...
Oh boy bluebeans
>>529934776>anti gravity>magnetic fields Those are two entirely different things.
>>529934687You've been downgraded from yellow to brown. Shame on your ancestors.
>>529934146Holy shit a UFO! Quick! Grab the worst camera we own!
>>529934641Yeah it's over. That's why people like you have to constantly remind us 24/7 how over it is.
What's that? Your moms dildo? lmao
>>529934641absolutely brutal dude, i think you have summarized it well, but im keep coming back this site is also like vibrant news portal, im addicted to novelty and the anons here are quicker than any other news websites.
nice, USSS Hillenkötter lore drops.
>>529934776As far as pressure goes, space is easier.
>>529934446is that real?
Ah yes, those are the ships they use to import niggers to far-off planets. You think exporting nigger worship is cheap? No way, pal. But diversifying and enriching universal societies is our highest priority.
>>529935335Wrong. GLP is where you get the latest news. This board is just spam now. Most posters have left. Mostly bots now
>>529934839must feel good to be a textbook cocksucker
>>529936496GLP has been dogshit for ages and all the good users are dead. Same as here only they're all too geriatric to know when they're being shilled.
>>529934446delete this
>>529934146Sorry that's my morning wood
i wish this shit were real, alas our mishandling of the most recent conflict and us using chatgpt to pick bombing targets has quashed any belief in a neo-skunkworks or super intelligent blackbox. the us is just greedy goyim unfortunately
Happend in 2006 by some English guy
>>529934146>THE WAR(S) ARE A DISTRACTIONyeah fuck head we know that you want to fucking waste our time
>>529934641Lets not forget chainlink going to 1k ... Still waitin on that shit.
>>529934146Today, I will remind them.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5GeDmoPDgPs
>>529934146Looks like a cut up piece of that metal they use to build shopping carts superimposed onto inner space
I fucked OP memeflag's mom
>>529940684pics or it didn't happen
>>529934146ironical flag, huh
>>529934146Aliens do not exist they are literally just demons. Yes, all of them.
>>529943044what about the ones that claim they're not ?
>>529934641Doing some self-reflecting I see. I'm proud you're able to realize and state the truth of your situation. It takes a big man to do that!
>>529937008Haven't been on God like productions since Brexit.
>>529943321Demons love to masquerade as beings of light. People have a big problem with forgetting that demons literally are angels and possess these same powers.When I died and had my NDE I encountered a profoundly powerful demonic entity, and its "voice" was initially the most beautiful and alluring thing I'd ever experienced. Like nothing that will ever exist on earth, it was completely ineffable. It told me that it would give me this peace and stillness forever - "all you have to do is stop breathing". The latter part of that sentence was what instantly identified it as demonic. Removed from full context that would require an entire blogpost it doesn't sound that bad, but it was the most horrific thing I've ever experienced and really made me aware of the way they love pretending to be angels (the good ones).
>>529944153Taken out of a NDE video on youtube. Fuck off, larper.
>>529934641>Is this the new copypasta?
>>529944245Which one? I smoked fent and mystery RCs for 6 years between 2016 and 2022 and fell out countless times. I only had one NDE and that was my final overdose before getting off of it. I've mentioned this many this in various places on here but mainly /x/.
>>529934146>1pbtid memeflaggot made-up bullshit>Bumped to page 1 Jeets and jews are right about you fucking morons, you deserve everything you get. You're too fucking stupid to not be tricked and ruled.
>>529934641You would be disappointed too if you knew that any improvement here is forbidden. So even if we wanted to change things for the better we aren't allowed to.
>>529934776>Ok ok... who put a submarine in space again...A submarine meets another submarine in the middle of the desert and asks: "What the fuck are you doing here?!?"
>>529934839Not really, they are connected. Ken Wheeler knows, he knows how magnets work.
>>529934146Windows XP. You fucking jews/pajeets are retarded.
>>529936496GLP is filled with retards. Unironically the best place for news used to be ATS, but that shit is downs forever apparently. Best balance of schizo posting and actual posting.