YOU PROTECT YOUR FAMILY WITH THE CASTLE!
>>529937602Looks like it's from concrete, like Osaka CastleProbably moldy as hell
>>529937602What are the downsides?
>>529937602Can a gaijin buy 1 ?
>>529937602>built in 1991>hokkaidogtfo
>>529937733Quiet kike. Get in the bomb shelter.,
>>529937713You live in hokkaido
>>529937602are you allowed to live there and what are the maintenance costs?also are you allowed to Airbnb them?
>>529937602>McMansion:I>McMansion, Japan:O
>>529937602>$1 mirrion dorra in restoration and modernisationno fucking thanks fagget
>>529937602I've been in them before, not really a place I'd want to live in.64k sounds very cheap though, I assume maintenance costs are in the six figures then
>>529937602are you really this desperate for money jap?
>>529937602Good luck getting permits for changing a single window over there. Historical buildings? Not even once.
>>529937602Lol one molotov cocktail and whole thing is gone in one night
>>529937733yes japan will let you buy property but you can't live in it more than 90 days per year without permanent work visa lol
>>529937602>buy protected history property>get ruinedEnjoy getting raped in face, ass, bellybutton, ears and nostrils keeping up with maintenance, not being allowed to renovate/modernize.
>>529937733Yeah, there's no laws preventing itYou'll need a buyers agent though to help you navigate
>>529937602I am a White guy who has been to Hokkaido. I suppose if you had internet hooked up for me, alongside air conditioning it would be worth it. As long as it is not haunted (probably is). Its also probably 6-8 hours away from Tokyo which is the fun place everyone wants to visit.
>>529937602I would rather not live in something so repulsive, fuck your taxes, fuck your real estate.
>>529937602Wtf
>>529937602that looks coolso niponese still build their normal looking stuffchinsectoids do notthey are hustle and bustle of big city styles i heard
Japanese hospitals won't treat foreigners and shit They're assholes as a people and it's a shit country to live in for non Japanese
>>529938050>As long as it is not haunted (probably is)Imagine the smell
>>529937919Thanks fren
>>529938213wtf are you on about retard>>529938358no worries, if you want a cheap house dont mess with a castle, get a renovated akiya for like $40k
Jap castle look very weak. One catapult destorys that
>>529937602Pretty sure this thing was built in the 90s. Think of it like buying a house themed like a castle but with all of the horrible drawbacks of maintaining a castle. I have no idea what's going on with the land its built on too. You're essentially buying some eccentric guy's passion project.>>529938213>Japanese hospitals won't treat foreigners and shitwut?
>>529937602Can I bring my guns?
>>529937889if i have a castle, then they cant make me leave. and they have to work for me.
>>529937602Its a bit of a shit castle if you can freeclimb the walls without much bother isn't it?
>>529937713>What are the downsides?Vladivostock is further South than your new house.
>>529938050>Its also probably 6-8 hours away from TokyoYeah...more like 12.
>>529937713a simple trebuchet will punch right through that
Yeah, i'll pass
>>529937733Owner won't sell to gaijin
>>529937602Neat castle.
damn I was already seriously thinking about buying an Akiya in the prefecture I live
>>529937602would buy as a summer home
>>529937713See that two story high dark coloration on the stones?That's the average snowfall. :)I love it in Hokkaido.
>>529937602pretty cool trad design, but no use of having just the house. it needs a source of income connected. land. mines. slaves. and it's too small for a ruler with a court.
>>529937602Is there a grocery store nearby?
>>529938788They are built like that to withstand earthquakes.>>529942375That sounds fun, tunneling your way through snow, like ants or moles.I guess it doesn't work like that IRL though.
>>529942583ofc! many in a next city.
>>529942375sounds perfect for dressing like anime and luring in 8th graders to cheaply paid maid positions and servants.you could like like a king off a few hundred grand savings.just start calling yourself demon lord palecurse or whatever and get onto their popular social media with some pics. you'll have a dozen runaways by the end of the month.
>>529938213>Japanese hospitalsliesmy cousin got really sick during a trip to Japan and it turns out that it was cancer that suddenly kicked in overdrive and the japanese hospitals were super competent. Had he been anywhere else not in Western Europe/America, he might not have survived. I know that the hospital staff was extremely nice and efficient.Japan hospitals seems to be as good as any rich western country. Truly the one good country that isn't Europe on this forsaken earth
>>529937713Neighboring warlord will try to loot it and kidnap your daughters
>>529943137>lure in 8th graders as maids>use runawaysYou mean creating a harem of dependent sex slaves. But why not? 8th grade is sexually mature.
>>529937602What's is this, 1700s?! guns, drones, and gliders made these obsoletes
>>529937602>No you can't renovate it>Necessary repairs cost about $6 million
>>529943401>houses are obsolete
>>529943401Wait until you hear about bombs and artillery.Fun and vanity projects are never outdated.
>>529942490Every king starts somewhere
>>529937602If only i had money and know japanese.It would be a good place to be neet'ing.
>>529943401Roaming nigger or jeet hordes have no such things, castles will make a BIG comeback in the next 50 years mark my words
>>529942375Sounds comfy.
>>529937602That's suspiciously cheap for a castle...
>>529937713Mould, damp, structural decay, leaking water, cold, no insulation/heating/plumbing, poor location
>>529943908Likely because historical building the maintenace costs are same level per year.
>>529943908Why is that thinking emoji the strongest?
>this is how it looks like on the inside I'm good.
>>529944148Nicer than I expected. If you clean the garbage out it looks spacious, clean and relatively modern.
>>529937713uppity forest gnomes
>>529937602how many sub levels? who the fuck lives or happens in hokkaido anyway? could be an amazing place for an art community. one level for music, another for visual arts, etc
>>529943908It's not a real castle. It's cheap because it's out of the way and no Jap wants to live there. Someone probably died and rotted in it too, and Jaos avoid those places like the plague.They say Japan is atheist, but don't be fooled. Belief in the spiritual realm with all the kamis and ghosts is still very widespread.
>>529937889Could I buy the property, use it as a holiday home for the summer, then rent it out for the rest of the year?
>>529937902Built in 1991 by some based nip eccentric, not a historical property.
>>529937713It's not a real castle.
>>529944433Digits of reasonably good advice
>>529943983>poor locationI bet there are no Niggers around
>random mannequinsGuy living here must have been a schizo or serial killer or something.
What are the fishing/hunting laws like in Hokkaido? This would make an excellent lodge for hunting and gay sex parties. I could write a novel there.
>>529937889you can only stay 90 days at a time but for most western countries there's no limit on how many days you can stay a year
>>529937733kikejin, kek
>>529937713snow
>>529937696>moldy concreteI know you guys like to eat concrete and fill your otherwise decent coal mines with it, but wtf.
>>529943430It's not a real castle.
>>529944691>then rent it out for the rest of the yearGood plan, unfortunately most of Japan outside Tokyo and Osaka is uninhabited.>>529944671>They say Japan is atheistWho says this, lol
>>529937759Is it true japs dont like older buildings? 1991 is considered pretty new around here
>In Japan, an entire CASTLE is up for sale. On Hokkaido, a six-story castle is listed for just $63,000. It’s a concrete-and-steel building with an elevator to all floors, a restaurant on the second level, and a 0.5-hectare lot with around 40 parking spaces. You’ll need to invest roughly another $50,000 into the property.>It was built in 1991, its a tourist attraction that used to have a restaurant on the 3rd floor, its in the middle of nowhere in hokkaido not near any major cities or ski resorts nor is it walking distance to any train stations. Outside condition is good but interior has water damage and mold. There, now you know why nobody is buying it.>I'm pretty sure this was a replica castle or something. It's still cool and all, but kinda in the middle of nowhere on the northern most island of Hokkaido. Meaning you will get snow trapped and stuff. I would so grab it but I think someone bought it years ago.
>>529944691might work. close to sapporo yet sufficiently off the beaten track. lots of snow. hot springs. skiing. if only i could afford my own airplane.
>>529938213You mean they wont give you tons of drugs for the mental illness American-pharma assigned you in childhood, or counselling when Japan doesn't live up to your tranime fantasies of getting a kawaii girlfriend, so you get depressed.And don't put up with your American insurers being cunts.Healthcare in Japan is pretty good. They were great when I broke my foot over there.But I'm from a country that has mechanisms to pay them for healthcare I receive, as they would do for NHS treatment, and I had travel insurance on top.
Sounds like the plot of an old flash game
>>529937713>What are the downsides?I dont know about japan, but in europe you also have cheap castles and the trap is that you HAVE by law to pay hundred of thousands of dollars to restore it.
>>529937713You'd be an unpaid castle jannie. Unless you hired a bunch of janitors to maintain it for you
>>529941254well stated
Looks like it's one of those 80's bubble era buildings.Worst part about owning it is that Hokkaido gets an absolutely retarded amount of snow, so much that it might reach those lowest windows.You won't leave that castle during the winter.
>>529945371we have funds dedicated to the preservation of such places. which is abused by the usual suspects, who always aim for top notch real estate. picrel was squatted by one of those chosen looneys, starting in the 80s, until it was given to him by the heirs of the estate in the 90s. it was run down then and received numerous grants and interest free loans to be restored. it's now owned by a tax exempt 'cultural' enterprise, that also receives subsidies, and all the curly hair gang have huge apartments in there, that they each contributed to, though way less than comparable space would cost on the market. comfy place. they do summer parties, open to frens and extended circle.
>>529937733truly are moving to the land of milk and honey
>>529944860>self made altaryeah, you need to exorcise the entire place before moving in
>>529937733ユダヤ人ダメ
>>529945771>which is abused by the usual suspectswe can't just hate them enough, can we?
>>529946585>ユダヤ人ダメkek
>>529946931you are right about that. here's another one that a jew scammed out of city property. he bought it for pennies on condition to restore and reopen the vineyard restaurant it once was, then proceeded to making it his private residence. he got mildly rich by strawmanning real estate deals for israel. fekkin kikes.
>>529944148
>>529944860or a tailor, dumbass
>>529937713Not enough space for all my retainers and anime blu rays.
>>529937602I'm more of a private island kind of guy
>>529942375JUST LIKE HOME, HELL YEAH
>>529938050Bah, ghosts are only annoying, they are cowards. Yell at them asking what they want, give them a pen and paper. It immediately stops, I've done this several times.Worse case scenario they ask you to do something.
>>529944982anon-sama, this joke went over my head -__-'
>>529948241Now that is bad ass.
>>529943203>my cousin got really sick during a trip to Japan and it turns out that it was cancer that suddenly kicked in overdriveLet me guess, your cousin got mrna vaccinated so he could travel?
>>529943401>gunswill have to shoot up, nullifying any dangerous angles inside>dronesecmj>gliders, planesquad 30mm AA with AP-I belts will establish a 360° no fly zone>artilleryjust put some titanium high hardness steel alloy in a high sloped angle° ontop of the highest roof so the shells may just slip off or dont even fuseez pz
>>529941516Kek, op better start daimyomaxxing and fix that shit up lest the neighboring warlords catch wind of a gaijin in the coutryside
>>529942651As a kid I dreamed that would be fun now I just think of how fucked my car and roof would be n stuff
>>529948241>I'm more of a private island kind of guyLiving on an island, even if it is near main land, is a hassle. You will need mainland infrastructure to just park your boat and your car and so much more. t. been there done that. If it is in an area where the water freezes, you will have 4x the problems, as you need some kind of ice traversing vessel. And you will need some kind of means to traverse the ice slush which cannot be walked on nor sailed trough easily.
>>529937602Wtf, a fucking castle cheaper than city apartment in Poland?
>>529937602>Make castle in rural Hokkaido >Let it rot as prefecture slowly does>Bear population explodes because less people>Bears become aggressive because less available food>Attacks in Hokkaido explode in past 5 years>Convince retarded gaijin to move to middle of nowhere Hokkaido because wowzers cheap castle >Gaijin mauled to death in summer trying to renovate shitty moldy castleI still see this as a win
>>529937713It's a joke, "hokkaido" is a pumpkin
What shocks me is that Japanese seemingly don't buy up houses as "investment" willy nilly even though they could afford it.Here every asshole boomer takes out a loan from the Jew so he could buy a house he doesn't need as an "investment".They don't give a single fuck that they're depriving young working men of a home, they're too fucking stubborn to not raise prices even as the interest dwindles and they're too fucking dumb to realize that only the Jew profits from this and they'd make more profit putting their savings in an ETF.Every residential land parcel big enough to build an outhouse on gets ninja'd by some asshole construction consortium to build their shoddy crowded overpriced townhouses on that no sane man would want to live in.It's like they understand making the country unlivable for others isn't worth it for the shekels.
>>529937602>built in 1991meh
>>529937602Looks like a comfy place to live out my degenerate neet life. Too bad I don’t have $64,000.
>>529953546these really like it hereyou just plant the seeds and this is what you get in the autumn
>>529945276You seem to have forgotten Japan is out vassal state, not yours paki fuck
>>529953553>even though they could afford itJapan's real estate is like 2 or 3 times as expensive than Russia's, even though Japanese earn as much (or even less) than Russians now.
>>529954598>even though Japanese earn as much (or even less) than Russiansanon i'm not some deranged NAFOtroon but get real for a second
>>529954261I'm a citycuck and buy maybe 3 per year :(
>>529937602LMAOOOOOOI've actually been to that "castle". It's not a real castle. It's next to a highway, and it was built in the 1990s as a factory/showroom or something for a toy company. It has been abandoned almost since it was built. 20 years ez. Nobody fucking wants it, and it's going to turn into a romantic-looking ruin.
>>529955182Japanese currency has really gone down the shitter in recent years.
>>529952769Nobody said it's easy but there are plenty of options out there, sure they all cost money but nobody said it's cheap either, well at least not if you want to live in a modern way . Modern solar panel and battery technology came a long way
>>529952769Another way is to get one of these things
>>529937696> scared of mold and other fungiNON-WHITE DETECTED
>>529937713The Shogun will send samurai to raid your fiefdom for failing to pay him the annual rice tribute on time
>>529937919>Yeah, there's no laws preventing itHe's a jew though!
>>529952769Or you can go crazy and get an amphibious vehicle that you can sail to the mainland and then drive it on the road. Like I said there are plenty of options
>>529937787some of the best ski/snowboard powder and seafood in the world.. yeah what a horrible place
>>529941643That's not bad at all
>>529937602k
>>529948241My secret base barely visible in the upper left.
