lol I missed Jon Stewart
>>529938572Woah did a war start recently or something? I haven’t really been paying attention. Damn that’s crazy anyways
>>529938573Pay no attention to what your nation is doing goy.
>>529938574I haven’t read the news in 5 years anon nothing is different
>>529938572Well yeah. Iran is trying to cause as much economical destabilization as possible so Israel and America cuts their losses
>>529938572lol its so funny that israel murdered their head of state and his family along with who knows how many officials. But I'm just going to joke about their ineffective retaliation. The problem with jewish journalism.
Liebowitz deserves a glowie lifetime achievement award for proving that you can disengage niggercattle from the topic at hand just by implying that the context is not only humorous, but far too ludicrous to be taken seriously. Still, he knew he had to omit the killing of over one hundred schoolchildren so the gag about the killed Ayatollah being so old that Is... America should have just waited a few more days for natural death.
>>529938577>lol its so funny that israel murdered their head of state and his family along with who knows how many officials.yes you stupid fucking faggot it is
>>529938572>Jews move to the Middle East>Their number 1 nemesis is a nation called Aryan
>>529938572The only people in the west who are allowed to criticise Israel are Jews, so they can control the narrative on both sides, like Jon Stewart and Bernie sanders. The second a gentile criticises Israel like Tucker Carlson or Candace Owen’s they get labelled a neo Nazi
>>529938572notice the language , america and israel attack , not israel and america attack even though US officials said israel was going to attack first and they had to follow their leader.
>>529938577>israel murdered their head of state and his family along with who knows how many officialsAlmost as if they were at war or something?
>USD only has value because of oil.
>>529938572>Yes goyim, I'll come back and defend Israel....for free even!
>>529938582This is the official party line. Straight from the Interior Designer in Chief himself:>We thought Israel was going to attack first.>So we attacked first.>But they didn’t force our hand.Yeah, no shit, Sherlock. No need to force our hand when Zion Don’s there to unilaterally force ours for us.
The pro-peace ticket.
>>529938572>how dare they attack the bases they are using as staging grounds, that is against international law! (that Israel and the US already said multiple times doesn't apply to them) The jew being a piece of shit jew. Nothing surprising.
>>529938572america has military bases all over the world and iran is attacking them
they literally think people are stupid enough to not understand that America has military bases in every single country Iran is attackingand they're right
Cast her
LMFAO how Trump fucked Mexicans and Germans in EU lollllllll did you see that dumb shit can't even sit on a chair after the assfucking the CIA boys gave him before the interview.
>>529938592Angelika Greys
It was an unforced errorIran was attacked by the US and IsraelIran responded by attacking Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Turkey, Bahrain, Greece, Cyprus, the UAE, Kuwait, Iraq and JordanApparently like 90% of Muslims are secretly jewish CIA shills?
>>529938572Stewart is a washed up jew. Nobody should care about what he thinks. Unless he is denouncing the sand niggers.
The blonde girl is so unbelievably hot. Yummy!
>>529938595>Iran responded by attacking Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Turkey, Bahrain, Greece, Cyprus, the UAE, Kuwait, Iraq and Jordanthey attacked the american bases over there, you ignorant cunt
>>529938572true but you know this nigga has done some foul ass shit
>>529938598and the perfidious Americans disguised their bases as hotels and skyscrapers
>>529938600>being this disingenuousyou ain't foolin anyone, mutt
Confirmed US losses>6 servicemen>three jets (that were embarrassingly shot down by Kuwait with no fatalities)Confirmed Iranian losses>two Ayatollahs (yes seriously)>88 mullahs>48 generals>their entire navy>their entire air force>300 missile batteries>god knows how many infantry, four digits or five digits, no chance of counting it atmI want to know what kind of retarded fucking asshole is looking at this and going "OH SHIT IRAN'S WINNING"
>>529938602reminder that Serbia once won a war with the US by shooting down one American F-117 in exchange for the entire Milosevic regime being overthrownit's still their proudest moment
>>529938602FOR EACH OF THE SIX SERVICEMENA MILLION HADJIS NEED TO PAY
>>529938603You don't need a reminder. They'll proudly do it for you with no self awareness.
>>529938602Mainly the monetary value and "credibility"Iran could be vietnam 2.0/another Iraq warSandniggers don't give up. You have to kill all of them. Martyrdom is there religion.>The Iraq War (2003–2011) resulted in significant casualties, with estimates of total direct war-related deaths ranging from roughly 150,000 to over 500,000. U.S. forces suffered 4,484 deaths and over 32,000 wounded, while over 100,000 Iraqi civilians were killed. Financial costs exceeded $1.7 trillion for the U.S. alone (Including long-term care for veterans and interest, is widely estimated to exceed $3 trillion)Boots on the ground is what those limited edition sand niggers want
>>529938576>Well yeah. Iran is trying to cause as much economical destabilization as possible so Israel and America cuts their lossesyeah, Iran are the bad guys and have been dropping bombs on hospitals and schools the last couple of years
>>529938574Lol you have no idea how little Eurasian affairs affect us here, foreign anon
>>529938576They also want to show the Arab gulf states that America will throw them under the bus and focus all their missile defense on Israel despite being far superior and more reliable strategic, military and economic allies than them.
>>529938572almost as if they are dangerous psychopaths that destabilize the region and need to be taken out...
>>529938607Is anyone here going to discuss television?
>>529938610>almost as if they are dangerous psychopaths that destabilize the region and need to be taken out...americans?
That's a bit disingenuous since Saudi Arabia and Qatar were quite supportive.
I stand with Israel.
>>529938572John Liebowitz is salivating over a new wave of American Christians being destroyed in Netanyahus war.
>>529938572NooooOoO, the crazy regime, whose motto is "Death to America" and believe that the world should be run according to the imaginary visions of a maniacal, cave dwelling, desert warlord from 1500 years ago is no more!!! Aaaaaahhhh!!!!
we out there
>>529938615Nice try ivan. First iran then ruzzia. I stand behind Trump and Netanyahus plan so does the board. Freedom for the Iranian people.
>iran attacks us military assets stationed in neighboring countries>iran also hits its saudi rivals because saudis are as big of an issue for them as israel>normalfaggots display they're completely incapable of comprehending basic geopoliticsuniversal suffrage was a mistake, franchise should only belong to those actually enfranchised, those knowledgeable and willing to actually suffer for the consequences of their decisions
>The government has lied about every other war, but I've got a good feeling about this new one - boomer imbeciles.
>>529938574I'm hiding in my bunker watching classis Euphoria and engaging in my shit fetish with my rabbi
>>529938579>tranime picture>shabbos goy responsekys my man
>>529938572Watch Tucker Carlsons new videos on the matter. Excellent analysis.
>>529938611>Is anyone here going to discuss television?No. Seething muzzies and anti-American commies can't help themselves but to try and use vague, current thing poorly disguised as TV thread, to validate their schizophrenic, low IQ, surface level, media obsession.
>>529938624You aren't old enough to remember us being forced into GWOT by Netanyahu are you?
>>529938625His father probably watches fox news and goes to a pro Israel mega church.
>>529938572why? he's literally just saying what happened. is that supposed to be what passes for prescient or clever these days?
I did not
>>529938573fpbp
humiliation ritual mode activated
>>529938573no new wars. another lie.
>>529938602>I want to know what kind of retarded fucking asshole is looking at this and going "OH SHIT IRAN'S WINNING"same people that think russia is winning
>>529938630How the tables have turned, lads. Zelensky should invite Trump for a meeting on Kyiv
>>529938630if only there was a way america could have gained valuable intelligence on drone warfare from Ukraine, but we stopped sharing intel with them, oh what a shame!
>>529938573actually it's a special combat operation and not war
what a piece of shit lmaoIran's actions may have something to do with all the US bases and platforms in those vassal states
>>529938572You zoomies ready to go die for Greater Israel? Start doing cardio. The third temple must be rebuilt asap. Hey at least there's no rent charged for a war grave in the desert.
>>529938637You're telling me that soldiers...can be killed?
>>529938636Cool it with the antisemitism, bub. Those military bases were promised to Israel 2000 years ago.
>>529938637>>529938639Hi Vladimir
>>529938602>those fabricated losses.The DoW is taking this 100x more seriously than you are.
>Jon StewartJon Liebowitz you mean. The jewish spokesperson.
>>529938640Shalom rabbiConvince these gentiles to get into the goybox
>>529938602Say hi to /k/ for me, and Sean Hannity. Let's go Greater Israel.
>>529938630will the US say thank you?
>>529938589Random hotels in Dubai are American bases?
>>529938646The US put out a PUBLIC announcement to the military to take off their uniforms and hide in hotels if they were in a middle eastern country. Iran attacked hotels. Do you compute?
>>529938572Israeli false flagging to turn the region against Iran.
>>529938582And then Trump said NO ACTUALLY I MADE ISRAEL DO IT WE WERE NOT FORCED BY ISRAELThe whole justification and reasoning for launching this war has been inconsistent, schizophrenic and ever changing from the start, in typical fashion to the Trump administration
>>529938615Right. Except that isn’t what he’s doing. You would know that if you actually watched the show instead of ranting about jews all day
>>529938649Trump does what President Netanyahu says like a good boyTBF Bibi seems 100x more competent than le bad orange man
>>529938633Fucking A. Maybe ask Vance if he’d like to see Ukraine in person for a change.
>>529938602Is that what the TV said? If so then it's bullshit.
>>529938652Maybe they should say thank you first
DUDE POLITICS LMAO
>>529938602Why didn’t the entire Iranian government collapse already? Why didn’t they surrender like the US clearly wanted and expected? This was supposed to be a cakewalk considering how badly they planned this. They have openly admitted that they ended up killing all the people that they were expecting to potentially be the next leader. That’s why Trump is now saying “maybe the next guy will be good l, or bad, who knows”.I can’t fucking believe Americans are so dumb they elected a guy who is now doing Iraq 2.0. but dumber
>>529938654With all due respect, I think is disrespectful for them to go running to the Ukranians in front of the American Media, but I'm just saying...
>>529938606The whole Iraq, Afghanistan shitfuck was purely and only for moving money from public hands to private accounts. Everything else is details and distractions.
>>529938647>missiles coming in from American ships, planes, bases>spend your rapidly diminishing missile capability on some rumor that American soldiers might be in random hotels instead of on their giant bases during a major operationYou are incredibly stupid.
>>529938598Dubai has US military bases, Hasan?
>>529938602>want to know what kind of retarded fucking asshole is looking at this and going "OH SHIT IRAN'S WINNING"This estrogen oozing homosexual and his brown zoomzoom base.
Is this going to make the stock markets crash so I can slurp?
>>529938659It was drones, which costs no more than $50000. They were not using missiles for the strikes that hit Dubai.Dumbass shill.
>Jon Leibowtiz
>>529938656>Iraq 2.0. but dumberNot yet, maybe when he actually puts troops over in Tehran.
>>529938572>>529938574>>529938587>>529938643The absolute fucking meltdown of turd worlders just since the start of the year is absolutely delicious. Maduro gone, Russhits donating tgeir tankers to America, drone striking fishing submarines, Death to America guy dies instead, and now Chinkydinky invasion of Taiwan is indefinitely postponed since they lost strategic reserves lmao. Where's the draft, turdies? Except for Russia of course.Life is good.
>Btfo Venezuela>Btfo Iran (I expect the Shah's kid to take over within the week)>Tariffs working bigly>Stock market up>Border controlled>Illegals outI VOTED FOR THIS YOU DUMB LIBERAL FUCKERS
>>529938660UAE literally has one you retarded amerishart. Kys
>>529938667>Shah's kidDead.
>>529938668>UAEThat's the sound Aietollah made when he got struck by a missile.
>>529938667>>Tariffs working bigly
>>529938572JIDF is working overtime ITT
>>529938659It’s actually the US that keeps diminishing its missile capacity when it has to use 5 million missiles to intercept 30k costing Iranian drones. And this is after the US had already spent the previous year bombing the Houthis to a degree that the US stockpiles were getting low on munitions because it costs so much just to build one single patriot missile
>>529938573browns are exploding or something
>>529938673Keep talking zigger. Ruzzia is next after Iran.
>>529938667>Tariffs working bigly
Stewart is based and has been chuddies seeth and boil for decades now
>>529938630cards status?
>>529938673>USA is running out of ammoYes, and also Americans are starving. BRICS subhuman propaganda gets more ridiculous every year.
>>529938572They're using a classic terrorism tactic.
>>529938679The way they keep launching missiles and longer this keeps going they will start having shortages. It’s directly weakening US military capabilities because the US isn’t actively manufacturing weapons to meet the demand of an active war
>>529938584theres no gold in fort knox
>>529938679Multiple reports have confirmed generals have warned Trump about it. But whatever cope helps you sleep at night, lil amerishart.
>>529938681>>529938683Two more weeks or three special days?Where's the draft, Magomed?
>>529938684NAFO troons are mentally ill beyond words.
>>529938635Two more weeks and special military operation in iran will be over trust the plan
>>529938592AI, fuck off
It's so funny that jews are really smart in all aspects except when it comes to Israel, then they turn into troglodite nationalists and Israel can do no wrong
>>529938688Vladdy mad af
Iranstatus?
>>529938688Maybe go outside and interact with real people instead of huffing your own farts while you take everything you see posted on 4chan as fact in your mon’s basement.There are a lot of jews who have consistently been protesting against Israel committing genocide in the past couple of years. Only a stupid antisemitic prick thinks all Jews blindly support Israel.
>>529938691>genocideWhat genocide?
I actually watched this the other day after not watching him for, basically decades now. Came up on my feed and i thought "why not hear what Mr Liebowitz has to say". Shockingly, wasn't awful, mostly grounded and a bit of his old humor.
>>529938693>Stewart that was critical of Iraq war is also critical of Iran war and shows consistent thought and morals which is shocking to me because /tv/ keeps gaslighting me to think the opposite, like it does when it wants me to trust and worship the current administration that is constantly lying and changing its narrative on everything
>>529938602>guys believe the numbers, propaganda in my war? no way, only the enemy does thatPlease don't tell me you're taking either of those numbers at face value
>>529938572there's always those other fags who are basically indistinguishable from each other.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xj1U7cwL0X0
>>529938695Yes, alhsually le Global South is winning, Incellah!
>>529938622I have no love for Israel but even less for the muslims who want to kill me and I refuse to partake in this fabricated enemy of my enemy -narrative you're trying to push, leftoid.
>>529938630Disclose TV is not real
>>529938695It's perfectly credible considering how the last gulf war went, it's like you expect it this time to be different, because...?
>>529938696Okay Sam Hyde
>>529938681>launch drones/missiles>drones/missiles immediately intercepted>launch site spotted, bombedSuddenly they need a lot less interceptors. Funny how that works out.
>>529938691>committing genocideNothing has been genocided except the word itself. Congratulations, you and your pals have successfully diluted another formerly potent word to the equivalent of "thing I don't like or disagree with."
>>529938703Sure buddy, you know better than actual genocide experts, UN commission and world court.
>>529938704>actual genocide experts, UN commission and world court.>and world court.
>>529938704>world courtMay I see it? Is it under rubble in Baghdad?
>>529938572They are obviously attacking US bases, the entire GCC is basically a US vassal state, why is everyone pretending they are being retarded and just bombing neighboring countries for no reason?
So this came from /tv/ ?
>>529938572This is the propaganda being spammed on other boards? Jon Stewart?
>>529938584The US abolished the gold standard, has a major trade deficit and has a gigantic speculative bubble. What do you imagine will happen once the oil dries up?
YOU DON'T OWN NOTHING GOYIM!!!
>>529938572Every post in this thread has an "unknown" flag. Other threads do no have this. I assume this means this is some error from the glowies who made this.
>>529938572You don’t own nothing goy!
>>529939421No it means you’re a retarded newfag, memeflaggot.
>>529938595? /kikes/ being retarded again
>>529938578Never trust a man whose real name has 'lie' in it and uses a fake stage name.
>>529939421It means you are a newfag, like the other anon said. kek
Like I miss Barry Soetoro too.
>>529939421You sure are new
>>529938704>actual genocide expertshow does one become an expert on genocide
>>529939421yes, it's the ciado not believe anything an unknown flag saysDO NOT
>>529938572Oh I hecking love this based liberal jew now!Are you with me my fellow pedes?
>>529943297Like coach said, practice, practice, practice!
>>529938572>Jon Leibowitz, who changed his name to Jon Stewart so you don't know he's a fucking disgusting kike>OMG! Iran attacked a bunch of totally unrelated countries after the US attacked them! What the hell!>There totally can not be any thread connecting all these countries, like a pack of kikes lording over their pathetic zog governments>....fucking kys
>>529938602>>300 missile batteriesIce cream trucks aren't missile batteries.
>>529938575grim
>>529938572fuck him hes a faggot
>>529938572This is supposed to be funny?
>>529938572Hello Jew
>>529938602Any US loss that isn’t zero is completely unacceptable. This was completely avoidable and now at least six people have died for Israel.
>>529938572Lol, anytime public support for a pet kike project is too low, they never fail to trot this crusty elder jew out to bring the funnay and get retarded goyim on board.All fields.
>>529938572Sad Leibowitz is angry Iran took out our forward operating airbases in the Gulf.The Jews FULLY expected Iran to just focus on Israel, while USA's logistical advantage grew.
>>529938572Why is this kike on my board?If he was smart to avoid the reckoning he'd renounce jews judaism and israel.
>>529938582
>>529938572>Huh, I wonder why Iran is retaliating by attacking all countries with US basesThese niggers are stupid.
Every time a thread gets moved here I get reminded how much worse the rest of the site is politically. They agree with neocons on everything except gays in their mass media. 95% of them disappear as soon as the thread gets moved too, because they can't argue and only know how to repeat the latest 1984 inspired buzzword for the enemies of democracy.
>>529938572>Trump is a big poopoo stinky head>oh, he's bombing Iran on behalf of Israel>HAHA SUCK IT IRAN USA USA
>>529938572Theyre targeting usa assets and personel stationed at hotels throughout the muslim world
iran is attacking all the cuck countries who are hosting an american baseand they're hitting the bases, not random buildings in those countriesthey haven't bombed oman, for example
>>529938577what Iran is doing across the Middle East is what they were going to do in North America when they got enough drone bases up and running in Canadathat's the answer to "Why attack Iran NOW?"and if Trump had waited until schools and hospitals in NYC started getting hit by Iranian drones, you'd be blaming him for that
If Iran can show the gulf counties that US will send all of the interceptor missles to Israel, oil gets trained in yuan.Only bright spot in US is silicon valley and there are no americans even there. Without this and military power, US is Brazil.
>>529938622get madder bitch niggerraise the cum rag of suck my fucking cock til you die
>>529938572Haha whoa, he's so edgy!
>>529938572Tel Aviv is getting the Gaza treatment. The entire region realizes that USA security promises don't mean jack shit. If this keeps up instead of a regime change in Iran there will be a regime change in every arab country in the region.
>And then one day for no reason whatsoever, iran bombed everybody around themselvesNice radar dishes btw
>assassinate their spiritual leader and entire top brass in a dirty and underhanded sneak attack>WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING BACK
fuck usafuck you blood thirsty animals
>>529938572>I miss my favorite jew telling me how to thinkyes we know /tv/
>>529938572>can you believe this COUNTRY?>hahaha it’s like>hahaha imagine if the country was a person>like, what would they be thinking?!>haha
>>529949038i denounce the quran but this is a weird flex
>>529938572Germany tried that twice. Someone better tell Iran how that ended.
>>529939265why do you reply to someone who posts office-tier gifs as reactions?
>>529938572Jon Leibowitz is being intentionally obtuse. Iran attacked US allies in the region that allow us to have bases, radar installations, missile launch sites, airstrips, etc. They are traitors by supporting the US and Israel.
>>529955936>Jon Leibowitz is being intentionally obtuse. Iran attacked US allies in the region that allow us to have bases, radar installations, missile launch sites, airstrips, etc. They are traitors by supporting the US and Israel.Jon used to have all the big jew architects of 9/11 and GWOT and Greater Israel on his show to promote it all. Jon is one of them.And remember bros, Jon took a break from the Daily Show to direct his first movie, and it was an anti-iran propaganda movie.
>>529955936>>529956365his brother and family are all private equity bankers ffs
>>529938610Israel, no?
>>529938624Kikes make themselves so obviousYou are a filthy subhuman and always will be.