Okay I urgently fucking need helpI went on vacation and squatters moved into my house and changed the locksI called the cops and they said I can't evict them because of squatters' rights (they've been there for 12 days now)Wtf should I doThis is the only house I ownI'm in Spain
>>529939602Hire some African to kill them
>>529939602Rape them into submission.
I heard chechens and pro-russian ukranians are running anti-squatter businesses in Spain
I was expecting a US flag
>>529939602Set fire to the property.
>>529939602>squatters' rightsis spain you can just steal houses and its ok? conquistador?do you have insurance? just burn it down get new one
>>529939602Hire a thug.
>>529939767Do they run squatter businesses as well?
>>529939602you might get more engagement on FC with your larp
>>529939602Keep voting for commie faggots - HOUSING IS A HUMAN RIGHT THOSE BROWNS DESERVE YOUR HOUSE
>>529939602lmao.is your fire insurance up to date?
>>529939602>squatters rights in 12 days I want to believe this is a bullshit slide thread but I don't know enough about Spain and can't be fucked to look it up. I'll just plant herbs until the group concensus sorts it out. I am willing to wager however many megabytes of ram this tab takes up while I go look at some tits.
>>529939602going to the police was your mistake, now they'll be watching you to make sure you don't infringe the rights of your new landlords. What you should have done is got a few guys together and gone round and physically removed them before the police can respond and arrest you>the purpose of a system is what it does
>>529939602do you own a vehicle?answer me fast
>>529939602It's their house now. It's the european way.
>>529939602>Allowing someone else to live in your house.lol I would immediately draw and shoot
can you seriously be charged with breaking into your own house?
>>529939602If you have insurance probably best to just burn it down.
>>529939602
>>529940190me fast
>>529939602arson girl meme
>>529939602Find some vatos locos and send them to fuck them up, cabrón
Report them for antisemitic comments
>>529940120Not bullshit, Spain is next level commie hellhole.
>>529939602>Squatters moved into my houseNo they didn't. You wouldn't ask /pol/ for help.
>>529939777Honestly same lol
>>529939602Bro it's fucking obvious. You need to weaponize yourself and kill.
>>529940408Nevermind op, do this
>>529940032pretty antisemitic anon
>>529939602Contact this guy
>>529939602>squatters rightsThe fuck is that. Anyway just throw bricks through the windows; throw projectiles at them. Having to spend €5-10 on repairs > losing a whole house.Time to go to war nigger, siege time.
>>529940408This is the way
>>529939602I think you have to have court order, police wont do shit mate they are all useless faggot cunts. Normal police would come beat the hell out of pajeete scum and deport them back to their shithole country named mauretania or india but in our times it's impossiblethis is happens if people vote for commie bolshevik jewish scumI'd go to the lawyer first it's costly but at least you know where your rights are.
>>529939602If your tax funded thugs (police) wont work then you either have to hire a thug or be the thug
>>529940408This.>>529939602File a police report claiming you suspect the squatters are planning to use the property they stole from you to launch terrorist attacks on synagogues to send an antisemitic message to Israel.
>>529940132yep mate its a clown world if youre gonna go and remove them by yourself the police will arrest you in your own house because you're doing an illegal eviction lolit's better to remove them with some guys and getting arrested by faggot police than spent money on the lawyers my personal thoughtthis is total bollocks
>>529940636I thought hes dead by now, dead as IP2 is!
>>529939602>leaving your housevote harder next time lmao
>>529939658FPBP/thread
>>529939602>I called the copsdun goofed sonalso, herbs. slide thread.
>>529939602>I went on vacation and squatters moved into my house and changed the locksStop lying, you wanted to rent that house and make money. Too bad they won t pay shit. Next time think before trying to jew people.
>>529940408Wait... this is genius
If somebody did this to me I'd probably feel basically honor bound to kill the fuck out of them. Maybe I'd get the death penalty but if not then very few people are going to fuck with the guy who murdered a whole group of people for taking his shit.
>>529939602Can’t you just move back in and be a holy fucking terror? Your name’s on the paperwork, fuck them. Start your jeetshaker and blast some Vaginal Jesus or whatever. Stay armed to the teeth with whatever’s legal over there. Also bring over your roughest friends and get drunk and have them mindfuck them and get creepy. It could be a lotta fun.
>>529939602Squat/steal your neighbor's house by changing all the locks while they're at work.
>>529942056Nobody knows what the fuck you're talking about
>Trump has a big mad about spain>vpn americucks start making up dumbfuck stories
>>529942210I do, you are simply a retard. He is right, and it does sound like a lot of fun.
>>529939602Hire a panchito, moro or chink to kill him.
>>529940120thats an acyual thing in spain
>>529939602A friend had this problem with some albos who stopped paying rent a year ago, he paid a 50 to 5-6 football hooligans and they simply threw them out along with their shit. Albos are crying that they're going to sue, but our courts take literal decades, so who gives a shit if they do.
>>529939602>Vacation on MarchYou are LARPing
>>529939602Pay from 500 to 2000 to have thugs beat the shit out of them and throw their stuff at your local landfill. Don't move back immediately so you can deny (you didn't know they left nor payed someone), maybe they were doing shady business that went sideway.
>>529940032Well that is how a protection racket works. You gotta pay them to protect you from themselves.They create the problem, and charge you for the solution.A lot like governments that move in dangerous people around you then up your taxes and reduce your freedoms to protect you from them.
>>529942379
>>529939602Probably fake and guy, this is US culture
>>529939602>can't evict them because of squatters' rights (they've been there for 12 dayskek
>>529942379Thanks my goyHere’s some Vaginal Jesus to start the party with your asshole frenshttps://odysee.com/@whitemuzak:4/vaginal-jesus-affirmative-apartheid:0
>>529940850Seriously though - tell the cops that the squatters were screaming violent anti-semitic/anti-trans/etc. threats and you fear that they may be using the property as a 'safe house' to plan crimes or attacks.
>>529939602You’re in Spain You already lost You should find a shotgun and just start shootingYou’ll damage the property but likely far less than the squatters will
>>529940636I thought of Asian Andy immediately, looks like he finally wonEye of the tiger OPfaggot 1pbtid
>>529939886No, you can't. Thing is, the process to get them out takes years and the police has to follow a very strict protocol to get them out. So strict that it's virtually impossible to get them out.Essentially you have to wait until all of them leave the house, break in yourself and change the locks. Which won't happen because they take turns. Some of them accept money in exchange for giving back the property they stole so it's a business.
>>529939602Take the doors off the building and call a safety inspector. They can't allow someone to live in a building with no doors
>>529939602zyklon b
>>529939867>whoops
>>529939602>1 post by this ID >Made-up bullshit>Guaranteed replies from the dipshits on /pol/
If you owned more than one I'd say tough noogies but it's your home so to be frank, you morally should be able to do anything you want with them. My suggestion would be to smear poop everywhere in the home. If it's a civil matter then lockpick the door, smear massive amount of feces in each room, and use fart spray down the chimney by the bucket. I'm talking by the liquid ton of fart spray. They will inevitably leave. If they don't, phase two - move hobos in there to bunk with them. Phase three? The obvious.
>>529939602pay a gang to home invade and rape them
>>529939602Have you tried killing them
>>529944858Yeah I know but it’s a funny premise
>>529943668i would play horrid frequency at all hours, works on mice there must be a human equivalent.https://onlinetonegenerator.com/play around and find the most irritating sound and play it loud as possible
>>529940120It can happen anywhere, though typically not through squatter possession, but through fraud. Fraudster creates a fake lease, now you have to go to court to prove you 1. Didn't sign the fake lease. 2. Provide info you didn't even get any rent. And then you can start an eviction process. Then after eviction the police don't charge them with x counts of fraud of all types of flavor.
>>529939658kek
>>529939777same lol
>>529940132Yeah if someone is in your home, gotta use the castle doctrine. Once they tell the police about their fraudulent lease you can't do shit.Never be polite to give invaders kill them.
>form a mob>masked up>tooled up >go into your OWN house and beat the fucking piss out of everyone >???>get your home backFucking Spanish retards lmao
>>529939602Talk to the local albanians and tell them you got a job for them. Give them 500 euro and a few packs of beer and they'll draw and quarter those gypsies in your backyard and maybe even give them a blood eagle or two. Or if you're a man just go to the hardware store, buy a fiskars hatchet and rain justice upon the gypsies.
>>529940408>they broke into my home screaming THIS IS FOR PALESTINE>and other things like HITLER DID NOTHING WRONGMight not have a home left after they nuke it but good luck.
I swear I saw this post on reddit years ago.
>>529940348Kek
>>529940120It's a thing in Europe. It happens here in Italy too, gypsies often break into people's homes and change the locks and legally the owner can't do anything, it's their house now.
>>529939602There are no squatters rights in spainIf you have proof of ownership, especially if it is your residence, it should be not that difficult to get them out.
>>529946494Europe isn't a real country
>>529939602you have to assert so much dominance, somehow that they leave on their own. how you do it i dont know.i would have kicked in the doort and started bitchslapping these pussies but youre probably a troon so this is no option for you. call some friends and kick in the door.
>>529939602In the US, twelve days isn't nearly long enough for squatters rights. Maybe you should have kept your mouths shut about Iran, and about tourists. Eat shit.
>>529939602>1 post by this id
>>529939602Uhhhh anon that is like, SUPER racistCould you please dial the racism back a bit?
Go on BDSM sites and advertise that your hosting a 'consensual-non consent' event at your address
>>529947292ladies and gentlemen we have a tough guy over here the 4th reich is imminent
>Google squatters' rights in Spain to see how long you have to be trespassing to get them>it's only 48 hoursJesus Christ Pablo, even our most cucked state for squatting (NY) needs 30 days
>>529939602>I called the copsEvery fucking time, lmao.
>>5299396021pbtid slide thread that troon linked to its discord raid server to bump frequently as per usual
Kill them?
>>529939777This.
>>529939602Squatters rights? Lol the hell is going on there. If I called the cops over here, I'd get a chance to beat the squatters with them.
>>529939602>>called copsFirst mistake. Now there's a record of you acknowledging someone is in your house.
>>529941137>IP2?
>>529939602Beat the shit out of them
>>529946165That seems like a lot of work, I think I'd just kill everyone involved and then myself
>>529939602Do spanish cops actually arrest victims of squatters if you were to, for example, show up with a baseball bat and remove them by force?
>>529939602The police, lawyers, and state bureaucracy will be hostile to you. The only thing you can do is organize yourself with some friends and, if possible, dig a very thin trench around your house at least in front of all the windows/doors except the main one. and fill it with gasoline to start a line of fire that will fill the house with smoke without damaging it.
>>529939602Hire some hookers or a homeless man to assault them every time they leave the house.Alternatively seige warfare them.Stay outside the house.Appropriate all deliveriesLet them literally starve them to death
>>529939602Break in, kill them all, say they were home invaders that threatened to kill you.
>>529943049Huh good songs but ship those niggers back is still my favourite.
>>529949581Rare flag>>529952430This is not America, he would go to jail
>>529939602Break in and rape them
>>529939602Do you own a shotgun? If not, buy one. They refuse to leave so you shouldn't let any of them leave alive
>>529952430>>529952729>This is not America, he would go to jailThis. When in Europe you need to claim you're the home invader to avoid going to prison
>>529939602>was able to afford a house Just buy another house dummy
>>529947747This lol
