You can’t make this shit up.Trump’s propaganda lies are utterly retarded.You have to be an illiterate MAGA dipshit to believe these blatant lies.
why do you think they cut education on the US?
Iran has been threatening to nuke America for decades. This is factually true. They also tried to assassinate Trump. Twice. If that's not war, I don't know what is
>>529954281I hope he dies
>>529954281Why are you a fan of forever wars? Thank you POTUS
>>529954442We're gonna need some evidence for those claims, pal
>>529954403Yes if it wasn't for Mrs shienstien being denied her 40% annual raise, and shithole district schools being denied new textbooks full of white guilt propaganda, Americans would all be brilliant rocket scientists.
>>529954442Also, if threats and assassination attempts are declarations of war then we declared war on them a long time ago
>>529954281basednobody has ended more wars than trump
>>529954565Enriching uranium for decades and threatening America (including telling the US convoy that they have enough materials for 11 nukes) >https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/a-timeline-of-tensions-over-irans-nuclear-program-as-talks-with-u-s-approachTrump discussing the two foiled assassination plots against him "they tried twice" >https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2026/03/03/trump-assassination-attempts-iran-attack/With the rise of ai, you can find these things out for yourself without yelling "SOURCE??!?!?" like a redditor
>>529954281Iran has attempted to assassinate Netanyahu several times over the last few years. America didn't start this war, but we sure will finish it.
>>529954281>Iran has waged war WITH AMERICA for 47 yearsIsrael, sure. Us? Never. Truly mendacious faggots.
>>529954281>Memeflaggot >1pbtid Pure shit shill thread.
>>529954442>They also tried to assassinate Trump. Twice.When and how, though? It reads as such a middle school lie, like, "Trust me, the elite ninja warriors were stopped between 3rd and 4th periods. Oh, you didn't see it 'cos I shot them with an alien laser that disintegrated 'em balls-first."
>>529954281fix'd
>>529954281It's been 10 years of the left crying about the right. 10 fucking years 4 of which you had control of. shut the fuck up already
>>529954442Then get your ass over there and die for your migger daddy. No one is stopping you from dying for Israel.
>>529955073There is a trial right now in NYC for a former Iranian soldier who tried to hire hitmen to assassinate Trump. The guy was on the payroll of Iran. >https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/man-accused-plot-assassinate-trump-testifies-iran-pressured-him/This incident was a justification for one of the strikes >https://www.reuters.com/world/china/us-says-kills-iranian-leader-trump-assassination-plot-2026-03-04/Here is the official doj press release about it >https://www.justice.gov/archives/opa/pr/justice-department-announces-murder-hire-and-related-charges-against-irgc-asset-and-twoIn a separate attempt, an Iranian national with strong ties to the Iranian military who eventually fled to Iran >https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/nov/08/us-justice-department-criminal-charges-iran-plot-assassinateus-officials-donald-trump#:~:text=He%20told%20investigators%20that%20a,according%20to%20the%20criminal%20complaint.Because the two incidents are similar and the names are both basically Arab gibberish I may be mixing up a few details but you can ask any AI about this. It isn't a secret. It's all out in the open and both happened during the Biden administration, so it's not like trump was messing with documents.
>>529955751>you can ask any AI about thisNo, nigger. I'd sooner ask how "we caught a dumbfuck trying to hire hitmen" as an "assassination ATTEMPT." If you catch someone failing to rent a car at an airport, is that a carbombing attempt?
>>529954281what war?
>>529954281Democrats dont know history? If only this were surprising.
>muh 47 year war What's crazy is that they're trying to put this whole civilizational spin on it and it's not even that deep. The actual reason for this entire war is so much more retarded.>Trump ripped up the nuclear agreements concluded by Obama and Biden because he's a thin-skinned hypersensitive old queen who can't stand the idea of a deal being made without him and thought he could do better.>After destroying the deal for no fucking reason other than spite and to flatter his own ego, he proceeded to negotiate like a fucking retard. >Iran understandably didn't want to change the deal which they themselves had argued over for years and only agreed to with heavy pressure from the reformists. >Trump effectively vindicated the extreme wing and totally wrecked the moderate politicians who had expended significant political capital and trust in painstakingly persuading the extremists to sign up to the initial deal>During his "negotiations" Trump makes constant, pathetic attempts to bully a people who simply don't respect or fear him. >His biggest mistake is to constantly threaten the use of force against people whose religious beliefs make a virtue of resistance to physical or worldly pain as well as martyrdom>After failing abjectly where his predecessors succeeded, he chimps out and murders everyone who he was negotiating with, as well as a school full of children>Throughout this process, Israel and Christian Zionists like Hegseth cannot believe their luck at such an impressionable and easily manipulated retard in charge of the American military
>>529955091x'v
>>529956106Are you really comparing attempting to get a hitman directly with a legal activity like renting a car? You want to try again?
>>529954574Talk like an adult for once in your life, Cletus.
>>529954281Trump always ran on war with Iran. He always said he was planning on doing it and in fact he said numerous times how Kamala didn't have the guts like he did. There is no betrayal. There is only promises made and promises kept. This is always what was in the plan and to say otherwise is just falling for more fake news.
>>529955124You got your license to be posting retarded bullshit, Nigel?
>>529956890lol
>>529954281The Emperor protects!
>>529954872>With the rise of ai, you can find these things out for yourselfNever post here again.
>>529954281>actually bro the war was started 47 years ago and escalating it means we're ending itblack is white. up is down.kikes running the marketing
price of diesel has gone up a dollar in less than a week, good job miggers
>>529954281The ministry of information has told you that Trump didn't start a war against Iran at Israel's behest. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>529956688>You want to try again?What, again underscore "a plot to effect an assassination" isn't "an assassination attempt"? I'd get into, dunno, buying knives for a murder not being "attempted murder," but you're content playing cute and asking ChatGPT for opinions.
>>529956560this was worth preserving
>>529954281Go back to preddit, faggot. It isn't working, nor will you ever be a woman.
>>529954281How do miggers even live with this level of humiliation? It would be better if ZOG didn't say anything or offer any kind of explanation, this is just forcing magatards to eat shit and then advocate for eating shit.
>>529955091bam!
>>529957344>picThat's basically the story. Naturally, every third American headline is "Kek kek LEL we just murdered like three tiers of leadership, aren't we cool and based? Didn't we do the one thing no one expected and Iran can't possibly come back from?"
>>529957344Lol, the whining of a british muslim deserved to ve saved why again?Too stupid to produce your own tds huh dumb shit?
>>529954872those articles don't say what you claimed
>>529954872UF6 is @60% is not a weapon. Where is physics and delivery?>iran totally contracted these guys that did internet searches on speeches; trust us bro. Don’t worry about the mossad fingerprints.
>>529957585Another ESL magajeet
>>529957650He's asking AI, of course he doesn't know.
>>529957585sorry ishmael, it's accurate
>the golems still using their retarded tds buzzworld charmlol
>>529957825Oh do tell me about how poor my english is.I want to hear this from a dip shit lefty zoomie.
>>529957887>agree with me or ur a jewYou want illegals voting dont you?
>>529954281>starting a war is ending a warI thought the Biden admin had reached insane levels of gaslighting but this is even worse.
>>529954281>>529954403You troons can't argue with undeniable PROOF that our FOUNDING FATHERS supported war with Iran 250 years agoMAGAhttps://x.com/glennbeck/status/2028936634377339145
>>529958077No, I don't want illegals voting. The people pushing for illegals voting are jews. The people pushing the iran war are also jews.I don't care for jews.
>>529955091
>>529958272>The people pushing for illegals voting are jews. The people pushing the iran war are also jews. I don't care for jews.MIGAs cannot fathom this simple trvth nuke.
>>529958022>dip shit lefty zoomieIt's really bizarre how the JIDF fixated on attacking zoomers.
>>529956560>What's crazy is that they're trying to put this whole civilizational spin on it and it's not even that deepHow else can they hype up the Christians and Muslim goyim to kill each other for greater Israel?
>>529958165now i understand why necromancy is a mistake
>>529958643>you have to be a kike i proclaim itYou sure act like a retard zoomer moron.Maybe dont use shitty pidgin english.
>>529954281>>529954281>47 years of war that no one noticed>>529954461this.
>>529958165This is kinda cool but also deeply disturbing.
>>529954281Most of MAGA is, remember Trump loves the poorly educated
>>529954403And infrastructure, and Healthcare, and education, and food regulations...
>>529960995And bringing in half retarded browns?>Obedient Workers! George Carlin was right
