>Mountain germans
>>529963266great thread
Retard. We are not remotely German. Genetically we are more roman than German.
>>529963266no, those are qualityniggers / luxuryniggersa special breed of people that engineer and enjoy the finer things in life
>>529963266I always heard that the country is split between French, German, and Italian speakers.Is that true, or is that just a corny lie coming from weirdo leftists?I've always just assumed that they all speak German, but just like every fucking annoying yugoslav country they pretend to have something unique going on with their language because it's an faggy pride thing to refuse to admit they speak the same shit as their neighbors.The swiss are reclusive and they have virtually no cultural presence, importance, or exports, so they're a bit of an enigma.
>>529963644You aren't even Swiss, Pratkyush
>>529963266one time i looked up my surnames castle in switzerland. looked pretty cool. im sure my family line comes from the shit shoveler second son branch, but whatever. the family coat of arms is pretty neat, kinda gay, but whatever.
>>529963266Your mountains are taller than I thought.
>>529964345For you
>>529964739Nah, not for me. Plenty of ours are tall. Maybe for you. > Vaalserberg 322.5 meters That’s just over 1,000 ft in normal measurements.
>>529963644Stimmt ich nenne euch immer Bergjuden.
>>529963710There are 7 swiss on pol. The indians hasn't posted here in months. Probably moved to America to do a post doc. Enjoy him. Mutt.
>>529965191>mountains in netherlandkek, troll or just stupid?
>>529963644mountain jews, correct
>>529963266Germanics love living in the mountains, that's why they were the ones who settled the Rocky Mountains in the US.
>>529963266>meth germans
>>529965255Wrong fag. Ask a single swiss German and they will agree with the tessinois, the romande and the romanche (dog eaters). Germans and Germany are gummy necked and very gay. We are not related
>>529963266was hast du gesagt
>>529963644WE
Polite Argentinians
>>529965406Bodied that sick freak
>>529965485Yes we. The race to which I belong and I can trace back 12 générations go out first châlet in the dent de midi in valais when the Romans took a load off and settled down there. What is your we? Mutt.
>>529963266>mountain jews*ftfy
>>529965316Where are the mountains in the Netherlands? I thought most of the Netherlands was a disgusting swamp?
>>529963266bergjuden
>>529965416> gummy necked what?
>>529965671Secret banking has been a thing for more than twenty years. Americans gutted it. London has a larger banking séctor than us by orders of magnitude. This meme of meh Nazi gold muh secret banks is so American "I know one stereotype from the tv man so I'll repet it". Yuu are a low IQ nigger American in spirit. Let that weigh in you danish homosexuel
>>529965819It's the zurichois insult for Germans. You drive with gummy necks always looking left and right like gay ducks
>>529965668>12 generations>Ancient Rome?If I go back 16 generations my family is in 15th century Britain. You’ve got your timeline mixed up there.
>>529966003No you go back to afrika nigger
>>529965907>Americans gutted itSource?Not denying your claim, just genuinely interested if there's something to read on this. (and yeah, London is huge. pretty much money laundering capital of the world afaik)
>>529963266Mountain jews
>>529966077lol. A generation is ~23 years. You’re a retard.
>>529965970ok, I guess bro. you french swiss have nothing to do with german swiss either way
>>529965775there are non, its the flattest country in the EU.any hill in germany is higher than their tallest mountain.
>>529965970kekw, The swiss are more lore accurate german than the current population of "germans". He is just angry he is the last german left in his country
>>529966250You have a law that forces us to disclose all info of all Americans anywhere on earth. All European banks kneels to this regulations to the point many banks here refuse Americans be suse the beurocrscy is very onerous. I don't recall the law but your giga Jews own the banking industry. Selling us mountain or bank Jews when you fucks are the holy land of Jewish evil kills me
>>529966398That is also true but more in common with s romande than a gay germ. We said it during Hitler and we'll say it now. Fuck off my land homo
>>529966516Isnt UBS run by an Irish guy?
>>529963693>Germannobody speaks german in switzerland actually. and everybody. we speak allemanic aka "swiss german" , french, italian, german and roman[rumantsch]. we all learn german in school. its the official, writen state language and allows us the be as knowledgeable as the germans aka use their books and movies. if a foreigner tries to speak allemanic, we all switch to german even instantly if its just one foreigner in a bigger group. nearly nobody ever managed to learn "swiss german"/allemanic if they didn't go to school with swiss kids already. learning another language is THE trick to keep foreigners out of your culture unironically. we also learn french in school obviously so we can speak with the other half of the swiss also. maybe very hard to grasp for a fat retard mutt that makes fun of esl that it is actually possible to learn other languages.german is btw also not a real language but a language invented by luther with the aim to have a language that all germanic ppls could speak, read and understand as this was nessesairy to get rid of kristcuckery and jews in germany. he fought if you translate the bible into german it would free us from roman childabuse tiranny but its still a little way there
>>529966739Dunno. Used to be s nigger until he did nigger shit then another gay German or some shit. Everyone here hates them. Credit suiss emebrassed us so much i think we generally want the banking industry here embodied by ubs to just doe gracelessly. Fucking hell Jews just out a nigger in charge of one of our oldest institutions to embarrass us I know it.
>>529963644Hehe, hello Elveția
>>529966382>A generation is 23 yearsYes we all have children at 23 years. When i turned 23, 11 years ago i said: this is it for me, im the last generation as now im not allowed to have children.You're a fucking retard nigger.
>>529966631we have enclosed you from all sides with the german controlled EU and are tunneling into your country. Next we vil integrate your market, and then release ze Abdul on you and then we vil anschluss you muhahaa
>>529963644My grandpa was from north Italy. I am adopted though. So, do you like pasta or something? Lol.
>>529965416I'm sorry, did I hurt your Jewish feelings or are you the pajeet-larper my princess? I cannot differenciate between you lol.
>>529966999You did it once before and we stomped you gay homo nation into dust. Well do it again. Now we bide put time. Soon your race will be extinct and the final vestiges our race will came rolling out of the mountains in military vehicles thousands of years more advanced than anything you can imagine. The Jews think they will rule the mutt Europe but they made a fatal mistake....they left the dog eaters of the Grison alive
>>529963644This is a lie. My family came from Switzerland in the late 16th century from Switzerland to Lancaster as part of the massive anabaptist movement. I'm fucking German with blue eyes. Stop your disinformation.
>>529966972It’s not all about you anon. In fact no one gives a fuck about your age or what you’re doing in your life. The statistic doesn’t change just for you retard.> The average age for women having their first child globally is approximately 28 years. This age has been rising, increasing from about 22 to 28 over the last 60 years.
>>529967201No you're a gay nogger barbarian that crawled across the border your whore mother was found and you were evicted. Your gay eyes have no power no one here gives two fucks you thin blooded monkey
>>529966791Is this why all the Canton records are all in old high German.? Stop lying
>>529963266only 1/3.the other 2/3 is Jewish.
>>529965907>nooo we're not mountain kikes all the dodgy banks and the international organizations with (((Rothschild))) ties are all merely and purely cohencidence nooooo stop noticing goy oy veyyy
>>529967196Easy on the cheese fumes there champ
>>529967364Lmao you're so gay and retarded. Swiss German can't be written so we translate our superior language to the simple retard langage to ensure even the dumbest ape bigger politicians can figure it out.
>>529963644You are closer to an Iron Age Roman than to an Iron Age German, but you nevertheless cluster closer modern Bavarians than modern Venetians.
>>529967576No one gives a crap about your homosexual science. No one here is German. Germans see gay ducks necked littering apes. Shut up
>>529967487See I caught you in a lie. You're a lying mother fucker sitting on the internet pretending to be Swiss pretending to be a Germanic stock. You're probably a fucking Jeet
>>529967659See how you're lashing out. Keep doing it it's funny. Everybody that knows knows. If you know you know as they say. But you don't know.
>>529966922>not in European Union>not in NATO>pretty much lone wolfCant see how you guys managed to get roped into the liberal shit despite being isolationist.
>>529967364did you read my post?>its the official, writen state language
>>529967788>Dumbass American can't tell flags apartYou weren't replying to me you ignorant retards. >Can't tell flags apart>Fancies him self an expert on countriesAmericans are the dumbest blackest niggers
>>529967232a generation is not a fucking statistic you nigger. Statistics are made to give you an average to show you what age people are having children. That statistic flies out the window once you go back to before we have actual data and isnt just guessing. If i have children then they will become 2th generation. They have children, 3th generation. Just taking the average of today which is whatever gay faggotry number you came up with and trying to go back hundreds of years will be inaccurate as fuck. >its not about you anon. in fact no one gives a fuck about your age blabla more gayslop muttspeakSo you're not only a retard, you're just being a massive faggot on purpose
>>529963644Didn't the romans slaughter you on multiple occasions?
>>529967949Your anger on the internet amuses me little one.
>>529968225Holy cringe
itt everybody jelly swiss smarts enough to rival jews in finance hehehehe
>>529963266>Mountain jewsFtfy nigger
>>529963266fun factswiss 4chan users average time to complete the catptcha is 87% less than the the 4chan average
Where are we austrians in this? I mean we are for sure not german more szech/hungarian/prussian. At the end its swarty mountain men vs effeminate high iq nordics with manjawed tall women. Real austrians are old hunter gatherer europeans. They are basicly close related early european dna. Those also live in swizerland but for some reason swizerland is all juden today. Was at the airport to bern that where i saw full dressed jewy-jews the first time in my life it was disgusting
>>529966791Pfft, you're just proving me right.>Um, actually, we don't speak "German," we speak "Shmerman," it sounds exactly the same, but we have more words for being a cuck, so its our own language!Shut the fuck up, no it isn't.
>>529968438Because the paid for the pass like mossad paid their dirty jewish salery. Every jew should be killed, id even kill myself if id found out i was even 1% kike
>>529967994I like your speech impediment.
>>529967576We wuz saxons and sranje? Why do we cluster so close to the Sachsen?
>>529968550germans do not understand it when we speaking allemanic...heschsetz kapiert?while we understand them. and thats just to smart of a thing that a fatt american with mcd diarriah could grasp. not even speaking of accomplishing.
>>529963644Lol the mountain german is super triggered
>>529969030>Um, actually, the shmerman language has slang we pretend to use as an annoying in-joke to annoy outsiders, so it's a different language!Listen, faggot, nobody believes you, fuck off.If someone can understand you when you talk, you speak the same language. If you have to go out of your way to select your cunty little slang words in order to purposefully annoy people, it's still the same language.Just because an old man won't understand what a young man is saying when he hears "skibidi rizz" doesn't mean it's a different language, it just means you're being a twerpy little cunt.
>>529963644KYS Pajeet lmao
>>529968762>Uses current generation age statistics to calculate how many years ago 12 gens were.>Doesn't understand thats not what the statistic is for whatsoever and unironically believes it because statistics cant ever be wrong even if you use them wrongThis is why America can't go back to the moon anymore kekw. Got no more naziniggers to explain to you how statistics work. Harrison Ruffin Tyler go calculate what century his grandfather was from using your muttmath
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>>529969336lol can't you just accept you have no idea what you are talking about, dipshit?
>>529963644German Swiss are essentially Swabians (Suebi during Roman times). The helvetians were a gallic tribe more associated with french part. We have roman descendants that literally still speak a roman language, the Romantsch of GR
>>529969485>Americans can’t go to the moon anymore >anymorelol, you poor child
>>529970149>Doesn't know how statistics work but convinced he does>Also thinks space is fakeImagine my shock
>>529969798Yeah, and American English and British English are different languages because they say "cunt" more often and talk about taking paki dick up the ass.Fuck off!You're a mongrel civilization.
Gummihals is my fav word.
>>529969978Helevtians were all over the Swiss Plateau. But you're all mountain jews at the end of the day.
>>529963266They are known as Bergjuden, Mountain Jews, here.We call anybody with more money than we have a Juden. Simple as.
>>529969002You're right next to Austria and spent hundreds of years under Habsburg rule. It's only natural that there was lot of genetic mixing between Slovenes and Germans.
>>529965543You never hear anything from Uruguay.Does it even exist? What's going on there? People happy?
>>529963266best country on this god forsaken planet
>>529963266yes, hello?
this is an /int/ threadgive it back
>>529963644ThisCelts. Like Romans (italics are celts). Plus Roman era settlersHelvetia the mighty. >>529965485>>529967201>>529969251Name the ignorant amerimutt. Expose the ignorant amerimutt.
>>529969978>German Swiss are essentially Swabians (Suebi during Roman times). The helvetians were a gallic tribe more associated with french part. The entire region of Switzerland was inhabited by celts, during antiquity everything was Celtic as far north as the palatinate in Germany And they were never really displaced or replaced they were conquered and germanized, and some Germans migrated but not that manyEven today the catholic refiona of Germany, so mostly the Rhineland (once part of Gaul), the south (Baden Wurtenberg and Bayern), as well as Austria and Switzerland are almost entirely Celtic with very little Nordic DNANorth Germany is more Nordic. Scandinavia is the most Nordic of courseBut German speakers are by and large larpers speaking a foreign language to their own people >We have roman descendants that literally still speak a roman language, the Romantsch of GRNope look up a map of Romance language speaker when the empire fellAll of Switzerland spoke romantsch. They switched to German many centuries later And it wasn’t genocide and replacement by Germanic tribes it was germanization, same people different language The genetic difference between celts and germanics is what causes the line between Protestants and Catholics in Germany. The match between dna and religion is a perfect one to one, the catholic regions are all Celtic, and culturally more similar to other Celtic nations like Italy and FranceThe alps in particular only has one culture. Whether you’re in savoy, Switzerland, Italy, Austria, the people behave the same, eat the same, have the same architecture and mindset. But 4 different languages
And the fact that all Swiss are the same race, is the reason why Switzerland can function as a multi ethnic nation with different languages. Nations normally can’t do that, there’s always massive tensions and differences. But in the case of Switzerland all 4 groups, the French speakers, German speakers Italian speakers and romantsch speakers are all alpine celts. So there’s very little conflict and the culture of people is the same despite the language difference
>>529963644swarthoids in the south, whitoids in the norf
>>529975775>The genetic difference between celts and germanics is what causes the line between Protestants and Catholics in Germany.I'm sorry but no this is fucking stupid. Places in the north like Westphalia weren't celtic but still wholly Catholic while a lot of places in the south or west are mixed with pockets of Catholics or Protestants depending on the area. Switzerland itself is mixed Protestant and Catholic. Bavaria/Austria is the only real exception here and that's more due to the Hapsburgs than some far off ancient history.
>>529963266Last of actual latinized celts probably Britanny with their briton-romans
>>529975934I don't think the genetic expression of behavior is THAT strong. French Swiss behave exactly like the French with the brazen impudence but due to an overly legislated national social culture and maybe whatever Calvin did to mindrape them, they have none of the charm of actual frenchoids.We virtually don't interact with them at all at a local level and like even Ticinese more.Moreover Swiss Germans are the only ones that maintained real cultural autonomy in the sense that we consider Germany and Germans truly foreign to us, whereas the Italo and French Swiss always have many connections to their national counterpart.
we are Germans but infinitely better at everything they doGermans are Untermenschen
>>529963644Caesar should have finished the job, helvetii barbarian!
>>529969798I mean its perfectly understandable reading the switzerdeutsch as a german though, just if you'd hear it being talked quickly, its not comprehensible without some practice of how words are pronounced
>>529976776No we don't retard. No Swiss romande feels connectés to the french. Fuck you monkey apes see insufferable. Once we finish the other foreigners o swear on my life you're next
>>529963644>Genetically we are more roman than German.With the exception of Japan, countries with Germanic DNA are also the best in the world.
>>529978075Like how? By safeguarding jewish gold and sitting around doing nothing? lol
>>529965668>got conquered by rome>we wuz rome
>>529980295Thats basically the whole identity of swiss people yeah, "we are the country were nothing ever happened and basically we hate everyone, but especially Urs and Ruedi from the neighbouring village we havent talked with since 20 years"
>>529970719No you colossal mountain-kike retard. Space is real and we have shot plenty of people up there. But if you watch the footage and believe the moon landing was real, then you anre even dumber than I thought.
>>529979884every time i go to romandie im always amazed at how many niggers there are everywhere
