>>529969622Oh God we are fucked. He has literally never been right about anything.
Get in your bunkersgl
>>529969622SELL.GET THE FUCK OUT NOW
>>529969622ww3 and economic apocalypse confirmed
>>529969622
>>529969622>mfw he's Jewish>mfw when wrong about everything
>>529969622The market doesn't know it will spiral yet. That's why you load up on oil stocks now.
>>529969622AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
It's over
>>529969622well, oil stocks are gonna go up for surehigher prices = better profitability for american oil companiesmany other sectors will also increase their profits because they will use the war as pretext to increase their margins like was already happening with ukraine warits cramer doeso obviously stocks have to tank first before that happens
>>529969622WORLD WAR 3 IS STARTING AND THE BIGGEST STOCK MARKET CRASH HAS BEGUN
>>529969622>JIM CRAMERBasically everything this bag of shit says is the opposite of what will happen.
>>529969622lmao
>>529969622Yes I am sure AI bubble stock will be soaring now that gulf Arab investment in it has dried up.
>>529969622Well, that confirms we are totally fucked.
>>529969925Every.FUCKING.Time.
>>529969622>BREAKING: JIM CRAMER SAYS IRAN WAR WON'T SPIRAL AND STOCKS WILL BE SHOOTING UP SOON
>>529969622RIP
rip economyhope you're all stocked up on canned goods
>>529969622>iran war wont spiral >stocks will go upThis is a good thi->jim cramerWorld is gonna end isn’t it
>>529969622Oh Goo->CramerGLOBAL DEPRESSION CONFIRMED
It's been nice knowing you all
always do the opposite of what jim says
>>529969622oh NO>tfw the only fund that outperformed Nancy Pelosi was the Inverse Cramer Fund, which just does the opposite of whatever he recommends
Im going with its a double reverse bluff that hes being made to say by his handlers who understand the inverse Cramer law
>>529970264learn to love soup
>>529969622Oh no....Ooh no...
well, thats a wrap boys
>>529970452And the gap has been widening lately
>>529970802It's over
>Jim Cramer ends up being right How would this board react?
>>529969622i sold my stocks lmao
>>529969622The living will envy the dead
I have never felt more likely to die in a nuclear explosion in my entire life
lol he nose whats coming
>>529969622PLEASE NO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!
>>529971157underrated
>>529971094you're fine in alberta
>>529970169You needed early life?
>>529971094Nukes are not even real Connor.
>>529969622Okay, so it most certainly will and we're all fucked. Oh boy.
>>529971915they are very real just not as dramatic as you would think
>>529972024>we're all fucked.yes, you and jew is fucked
>>529969925There's no way he doesn't give wrong advice on purpose.
>>529969622Is that the guy from Seinfield?
>>529969622Thank you Kramer-sama for never letting us down!Lock in my fellow diamond hands.
>>529969781he's actually smart, just super corrupt. he's used to help insiders dump their bags on retail investors. equivalent to a telemarketer selling you garbage on air right when the banks want to unload their shit.
>>529969979>higher prices = better profitability for american oil companiesThat's assuming demand can get met though. But you can't make money if you can't deliver shit.
>>529969622GG you bastards, it was nice knowing you
>>529973450Exactly this
>>529969622Rip oil
>>529969957i love this one have my (you)
>>529969622WHERE IS THE PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM MY UNREALIZED GAINZ ARE EVAPORATING AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>529969781there's a reverse Cramer index and it makes about 80% a year
