how would you conquer this if you were israel's top goy?
>>529976946do what romans and other large empires did to tame impossibly large regions, make an example out of a few cities by razing them to the ground and brutally slaughtering the population.
>>529976946you have to nuke it the 5 biggest cities
>>529976946Send in the 1st Kurdish wave.
>>529976946do 360 and nuke tel aviv
>>529977084Bibi please let the goys share their mind.
Flood it with goyim, they'll win eventually, right?
>>529976946I'd promote feminism, pornography, abortion, contraception and mass Indian migration
>>529976946Horse archers
>>529976946Just bomb it from the air nonstop until there's nothing left.
>>529976946The Wright brothers came up with a solution, Moohammad.
>>529976946offer every single western male who signs up to fight a guaranteed paid off house on 2 acres, 250,000 in goybucks and a guaranteed female if they survive the war. also allow them to rape/pillage as they want during the war. The incel stormtrooper brigade would decimate Iran within weeks
>>529976946looks like a blown out vaginasomething in common with the commie cunts that run your fake ass country
>>529976946Seduce them.
>>529977352Planes can't hold territory and govern a country.
>>52997694690% of their population lives in the flat places
>>529977084That would instantly give the world a casus belli to oppose it the internet made that impossible without serious consequences you Jew rat
>>529977389lol look at this retard getting paid to die and kill people he dosent know for rich people
>>5299771206 million more waves come after that. None survives
>>529977569all of their military is in the mountains tho. you can bomb those all day and not dent them. it's why your Jew bombs do nothing to them.
>>529976946Pretty easily actually. Iran is facing a water shortage and their currency is worthless. There are people in the street protesting daily. All the US and Israel have to do is just keep on identifying and bombing regime leaders and buildings. Even adding a Kurdish armed ground war into the mix would be trivially easy as well. Eventually the Iranian population will demand regime change.
>>529976946bomb every truck
>>529977480
>>529976946>secure the oil and gas fields>create a buffer zone on the coast to protect most shipping>use the profits from the oil and gas to finance the occupation >let the Iranians stave in the mountains as long as the like.
>>529976946make them elect femoid leaders who would cuck their country in commie like bureaukratic shithole only to start war with Russia and lose it
>>529976946>muh impenetrable mountainsReminder that while Russia & UK were fighting Germany and it's allies in WWII, doing extremely poorly and needing every man to defend against the Axis onslaught, they still had managed to conquer Iran in a week in the midst of it all.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Soviet_invasion_of_IranLOL
>>529976946Cut off the food supply (not much grows there anyway with all those mountains). Fracture the government's ability to administer/collect taxes. Trigger upheaval in the population centers this way (they're already uppity)
>>529976946That looks like your mother's beaver.
>>529977691every single zoomer would sign up the bussin brigade would arab bussy and pussy, no cap ong
>>529977867commie, leftist, democrat, liberalall the same trashnigger
>>529977512You just need to replace the Islamic fundamentalist nutjobs, not govern it like a Roman province.
>>529978103K but they're not tho and you sound like a retard when you say that
>>529976946Zerg rush 100 million mutts and sacrifice a few hundred children to Moloch for good luck.
>>529978051Can't unsee
>>529976946I would blow millions of dolars, wear wig ans orange makeup and shit my pants regularly
>>529976946T.rexes with parachutes
>>529976946you'd need a lot of these
>>529976946At first I thought this was a painting of a man in religious ecstasy taking a massive dump
>>529976946I would give up and mind my own country
>>529976946Seal the bordersSalt there landsDestroy their electrical grid Let them starve to death and die
>>529976946make my men carry several ships over the mountains like Hernan Cortez. Then shoot canons at them.
>>529977084Well they kinda did with the schoolgirls
>>529976946Human waves of millions upon millions of Amerimutt golems.
>>529978267stop splitting hairs retard jesus christ
>>529976946Convince the world Iran is evil so I can bomb their infrastructure without legal repercussions
>>529976946Blackmail and bribe enough of the leadership them have them introduce the population to porn, drugs, slop media and other vices and introduce them to women's rights.
>>529976946just throw money and people at it
>>529976946Send 20 million American golems
>>529978559>Nazi whitey calls someone a hair splitter Hehehe hoohoohoo oh Lord thats a good one. Hey since you're not a hair splitter can you kindly tell me who counts as White?
>>529978559>believes in "good" jews and "bad" jews
>>529976946Nuke Tehran
>>529976946Why are people pretending Iran wasn't run through like a two bit whore by every middle power that popped up nearby?The fucking Afghans conquered Iran, ffs.
>>529977084The romans never conquered that place
Why are people pretending Iran is some unconquerable deathrap?The Macedonians conquered it.The Arabs conquered it.The Seljuks conquered it.The Mongols conquered it twice.The Afghans conquered it.The Timurids conquered it.The British and Soviets conquered it.>Alp Arslan directed his military campaigns toward Iran, capturing Isfahan in 1067 and gradually extending Seljuk control over western and central Iran. The Seljuk invasion led to the decline and eventual fall of the Buyid Dynasty, a Persian Shia Muslim empire that had ruled parts of Iran.
>>529977269based, low IQ nations deserve to be conquered if they fall for this
>>529976946Hit all of the desalination plants and then go after power generation. 3 weeks and the Irani people will rise up because they don't have any water.
>>529978738me>>529978767no its more nuanced than what you guys imply thoi hate leftists mainly, which american kikes are, so they just get wrapped into my hatred of leftiststhe kikes in israel are different and are a different threat, but id rather leftists in my country be dealt with first
>>529977948kaja is so hot
>>529976946I would cut off their water and depopulate it to neighbouring states. Make it uninhabitable. Establish air dominance, bomb anything that moved with drones.
>>529976946very simple.israel wants a dismembered iran. splitted iran. many independant regions. all submitted to the jew.therefore we all know how it's going to go: israel is going to activate the kurd separatism, and goes frome there.the problem is that not a single state there, Turkya, Iran, Irak, wants a kurdistan.therefore you are soon going to hear israeli official saying that the turk is hitler, the iranian is hitler, and the irakian is hitler.then someone will nuke the jew, and all will go quiet and peaceful again from there.this is how you invade iran.
>>529977269The mass Indian immigration alone is worse than several nuclear warheads.Not that I believe in nukes, anyway.
>>529978558There's gonna be more Irani pussy than bullets. So much pussy.
>>529978899the gayreeks did
>>529978927Not really, they ran a bit of admin on top of the leadership
>>529979021Me who? Where are your people from originally. Don't be ashamed now, speak up. Mine are Dutch, hbu?
>>529976946simple: >bomb every military, industrial, economic and infringement target in the country>keep sanctions and also blockade all imports and exports>wait for them to surrender unconditionally
>>529979002That guy knows it.
>>529979021>suddenly Mr. NuanceKek, nice back pedal
>>529979065>I would cut off their water and depopulate it to neighbouring states. Make it uninhabitable.same to pissrael
>>529979173So it's beat their armies outside of mountain safety while the people wait for their next overlord
>>529979282whateverdo you agree?i could be wrong of course
500 boomer blasted truth social posts per day
>>529979261Infrastructure not infringement*
>>529976946Alexander did it. Just learn from what he did.
>>529979350Hell no. "Da left" isn't a fucking thing in material reality. It's just a vague half subjective constellation of ideas and motifs. Politically, there is only the race war and distractions from the race war, namely, left vs right
>>529977948reptiles
>>529976946I would tell my US doggy to throw money at them to stop bombing us.
>>529977630Please show me mexicans who openly oppose the cartels. Or north Koreans who oppose Kim Jong un
>>529976946>Destroy their Navy and Oil facilities, >Leave >Do it again when they build it up sufficiently>Repeat until their economy crashes and the people revolt
>>529983806That's terrorism not conquering
Tungsten rods from outer space would be cool.
>>529978961Who is this based dude?
>>529978899They did. Trajan basically made them a puppet state. But good luck jews doing that and their amerimutt golem.
>>529979855Oops you made your entire identity center on recessive genesHow does it feel knowing that the world is as White as it will ever be again, right now?Just got a little bit less white as I typed this. Just got a little bit less white as I typed that.Just got...Seriously how does it feel to know you are locked into perpetual impotent rage? Lol
>>529976946>>529977084>>529977569>>529977867>>529978358>>529978585>Convince the world Iran is evil so I can bomb their infrastructure without legal repercussionsSkill issue kek, Let's bomb Israel next.
>>529976946How the fuck do you even get in
>>529977630Oh wow, are they going to do something like they did with Palestine? 2 more strongly worded letters to the UN will prevent genocide this time.
>>529978119>Islamic fundamentalist nutjobsRich coming from the people that still whine about "Ameleck"
>>529984661Hi r/BNWO. Your parents tell their friends that you died btw
>>529976946Operation Boomer Jihad. Send in wave after wave of retirees until Tehran is under control of old white men.
>>529977691A tale as old as time.
>>529978961Let's say you have a country with a median IQ of 100.84% people will have an IQ of 115 or below, midwits and morons.Given that, If you allow it, any country, is helpless to the Jewish promotion of vice.And that's the story 20/21st century in the Western World.
>>529976946I'd put a drone in every home and then blame it on Israel>profit
>>529976946Fill it with niggers
>>529976946You don't you just bomb it into a smouldering crater and leave which is what will happen.
>>529977084That didn’t work out for Hitler though
>>529977569How do you get there reliably?
>>529976946I'd simply bomb Israel
couple of these
>>529977118When pointing out Iran's geography, all the ideas of conquering the place are on the level of: let's do genocide of the civilian population with air campaign. That's just not strategy for a victory, that's just a another recipe for a humanitarian disaster and forever war.Like the best best scenario for Epstein alliance is Irradiated Teheran, millions dead, Iranian oilwells on fire and the country collapsed, with tentative presence of glownigger Kurds in the north, with a remaining Iranian population focusing on firing drones and missiles to Straight of Hormus and saudi refineries, turning the whole middle east into an economic deadzone because iranian's themselves only care about money, national welfare or oil, or the world economy in the sense that fucking up those things for others hurts the US and Israel.
>>529977341>fake retreat against an army 10x your size>they follow you>turn around and slaughter them>repeat as infinitum for the following 2000 yearsThis shit is so ridiculous it has to be fake
>>529977084thse people believe in there religion and are willing to die for it. not going to just scare them into submission
>>529976946>I'm ready to settle down now
>>529976946Sue for peace. RIght now its is impossible, this could have been avoided if America didn't chose to gut its own industrial base in the 1990s and 2000s. Its to late now, this war was lost in 1992.
>>529976946Just snatch more hohols off the street, they are free.
>>529977691Umm, yes, that's war in essence anon.
>>529985030That's a racist fetish for teenagers lmaoWorld just got a little bit less white... And again ... And again... Ad infinitum. You'll never know a whiter world than the one you knew yesterday lmao. Are you going to condemn your children to the same misery by forcing their identity to be all about their skin color too? Do you think your parenting skills will be applied with just the right touch to enforce compliance without encouraging rebellion? How many years do you think you can keep that up? All it takes is for one generation to be mad at Daddy and your line will never be white again hehe Get over yourself, there's no Order to the world. There's nothing for you to attack. Theres just reality encroaching inexorably upon your worldview.
>>529976946Well ... first I would start a war without a clear objective in mind. Then when I realized I had no idea what I was doing, so I would datamine /pol/ to see if the autists there could help unfuck the problem I made.
>>529976946cut off their water and wait?
>>529976946I would have normalized trade relations and dropped tariffs completely in order to welcome them into the fold. From there it basically takes care of itself. Western influence is powerful enough that the country would eventually be fairly moderate once people are wealthy enough on average and after leadership dies moderates gain power and everything is stable. Or I just let them bomb the yids so I don't have to worry about their nuclear blackmail.
>>529977084>make an example out of a few cities by razing them to the groundThat would probably work, too bad the MIL spent the last 50 years developing precision munitions that limited battle damage instead of creating it.
>>529986122They already cut off their own water Hilarious read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_Mafia_in_Iran
>>529976946I would deport all non-whites. Nearshore all of America's core industries. Stop poisoning the food supply. Implement a fat tax to encourage people to lose weight. Create media with whites for whites to instill patriotism and love for one's nation.Then after 20 solid years of preparation, amassing large armaments, I would use my superior logistics, numbers, and intelligence to conduct a ground invasion, but ONLY after attempting to install friendly leaders into positions of power, and pursue a policy of deradicalization, and co-operation.Essentially:>I'd do the exact opposite of what Trump did
>>529976946I'd resign immediately if there was no giant army
>>529985539this is the only realistic answer
>>529976946I wouldn't. I would listen to what they had to say. And that's what no-one did.
>>529977084That would case the regime to destroy all desalination plants in the middle east as a MAD of last resort.
>>529986623Cool it with the antisemitic remarks, jeez
>>529977084>nuke itgot it!
>>529976946woah! Israel wants ME to lead the resistance?? OK! I'll do it! I GOT YOUR BACK BIBI!
>>529979173barely
>>529976946Same thing we did in Iraq, but this time just go home after we topple their government and execute their leader
>>529978899>>529979173>>529984587The Romans successfully invaded and burned the capital to the ground numerous times. But much like with Alexander, the region was impossible to hold, and the resources required to do so would make it unfeasible.For America, it's essentially Afghanistan 2.0. And what >>529977630 said. You can't conduct large-scale genocides with the way information spreads in the modern day.Israel controls 100% of American media yet 90% of people oppose the war and most Americans condemn the genocide in Gaza. You can't paint yourself as victims of genocide while engaging in brutal genocide yourselves. And the more you try to hide it, the more it's brought to light.
>>529976946I would start multiple psyops of Iranian police and religious clerics beating up Iranian women for not wearing a hijab.I would pick the mothers or sisters of high testosterone Iranians, perhaps even some that are in military or police positions.There is no limits to where men will go to if some religious nut job beats up their mother or their little sister for not wearing a hijab and it is bad optics for the Iranian military and police to be attacking or beating up women.This will also help get global support for the world, because the majority of the world knows forcing women to wear hijabs is retarded and gay.Thank you, I just solved your war. Send me my million dollar psyop idea reward later.
>>529977741would tactical mcnukes dent them?
>>529976946Property tax.Raise insurance costs.Establish Central bank.Raise credit card interest payments.If I keep going I might turn into a Jew myself so I'll stop before I start rubbing my hands together.
>>529987159You can topple any Muslim country like this btw as long as the people have weapons and sniper rifles and perhaps even drones to fight back when the heavy artillery rolls out. But you better do it quick before the countries normalize not wearing a hijab or else it will be harder to un-do the islam psyop.
>>529985929>skin color
>>529982232>regimes last foreverThey last around 150 years on average
>>529976946I would deploy the lanius drones, the secret ones that can swarm without human triggers.
>>529976946send in Bonnie blue and lily phillips
>>529985268>Let's say you have a country with a median IQ of 100.>84% people will have an IQ of 115 or below, midwits and morons.>Given that, If you allow it, any country, is helpless to the Jewish promotion of vice.>And that's the story 20/21st century in the Western World.The only way to defeat the Jews is to create a population of intelligent people that can compete and outsmart them Collect smart Europeans, hide them, protect them, breed them up, create a community and you have your revolutionary vanguard
>>529976946horse archers
>>529987952That will never happen because Europeans will backstab each other at the 1st chance given as they always have for our entire history.
>>529988280This guy knows. Whites will call the cops on their own family.
>>529976946Giant bipedal armoured suits, piloted by genetically engineered catgirls......joking aside, I would get creative with V2K, it might as well be unleashed now, while it is still relatively unknown - before every plebian gains knowledge of it.Get into their skulls with the voice of Allah, make them surrender. or even kill each other
>>529976946use space lasers and burn all their cities into dust, show them some crazy alien tech like mind control and make their president suck his own dick on national television
>>529985929I know you're baiting but this reminded me of a funny thought I had yesterday while I was gooning. I was browsing through a porn site and noticed how whenever the topic of a video involved degradation, submission, debasement, etc., there were niggers involved at some point, particularly if it was a compilation-type video. The correlation was even higher if the video involved trannies.I realized the people fetishizing niggers in porn unconsciously view them as something degrading to be involved with. Something on the same level as bestiality. So much for "not being racist" kek.
>>529976946Conquer it, no. Flatten it, yes.
>>529988280>>529988955You can select anythingIf 99.999% of whites are traitors you find the 0.001% who aren’t and breed them up.
>>529979002From regime change to genocide. The true Israelo-American way.
>>529990480>breed them up.There is no future retard. The vaccines ensure all future generations are infertile.
>>529976946You gotta duke it out, guerilla warfare style.I like it. Muttmerican zoggolems please invade!
>>529976946>conquerwhy? i break it, you bought it. eat shit swarthoid. it plays the dumb, it gets the bomb. simples.
>>529976946don't botherjuice ain't worth the squeeze
>>529979002They are already facing water shortages.>>529990567>Muslim upset his people are losingUnderstandable. What is your Zutt status by the way?
>>529976946>how would you conquer this if you were israel's top goy?With some other country's goy army. Strategy and losses don't matter since they are cattle.
>>529991027We are sending in Kurds first.
>>529992735If you can persuade them.Otherwise you gotta get your sweet boys into the mud below, fight it out.
>>529993174They've already started. https://nypost.com/2026/03/04/world-news/iranian-kurds-are-uniting-against-the-mullahs-and-they-could-be-the-biggest-threat-to-the-regime/
>>529976946>how would you conquer this if you were israel's top goy?Its quite simple really, but I doubt even the mighty Israeli's would have the stomach for such a proposal. Its quite simple really.>Exteriminate every male above 12, basically, shoot first, inspect later>Take all Women, Shotas and Lolis as warbooty>Impregnate fems and create a new line of American-centric mutts to rule the middle east with proud uncut white dicks.>Tear down every trace of Islam that ever existed, shoot any femoid who in secrecy tries to teach it, then fuck her in a huge gangbang.
>>529977630no one did anything about the Epstein thing, no will do anything about a bunch of hajis in the mountains either.
>>529977787>eventuallymeanwhile oil goes to $2,000 and the global economy is destroyed.
>>529979002The GCC countries are even more vulnerable to desalination plants attacks from Iran so the whole Middle East starts dying with that strategy. Not that I'd complain.
>>529976946not gona tell you and help jews.
>>529976946>how would you conquer this if you were israel's top goy?A deep penetration strike from the flank, then a small amount of support from Greece, make it painful, don't stop until the terrorist cums out of his hole and surrenders.
>>529997958C&C Red Alert style owned right there
Fly a bomber dropping billions in shekels (all paid for by the American taxpayers) and watch as my fellow jews brethren march on as an unstoppable horde.
>>529976946I'd just nuke outside the cities to invoke mass panic, skirt international law, block off China's supply /One Road and let the people empty the country out of fear
>>529987211Tactical nukes are area denial weapons. Drop them on something to make sure no one will go there due to radiation.
>>529976946how did trump of all the countries in the world decide to attack a fucking mountain fortress? why didn't he attack some flatland shithole? is he literally retarded?
Find a way to lower the birthrate while simultaneously sending in hordes of sub Saharan "refugees" which is essentially the entire sub saharan population
>>529976946You really can't, too many defensive locations and too much underground infrastructure. The Old Man of the Mountain's spirit protects them as well.
>>529976946You don't.They barely could handle Afghanistan
Import democracy and feminism to plumet birth rates and let it sort itself out
>https://youtu.be/C7v01AsPKOw
>>529998419stfu retard
>>529976946Any time they move tropps they get bombed like the armor column Saddam lost. Lots of terrain they have to move and Mavericks are TV guided and 500 pounders.
>>529999933ok man a travelling army in ancient times is much different than a modern fighting army that wouldn't be able to subsist on the land. apples to oranges
>>529976946>how would you conquer thisintroduce feminism
>>529999183>>529999933Alexander won his crucial three victories west of the Zagros mountains. It's not the same, trust me, I'm Macedonian, I know this.
>>530001159see >>529977990tardo
>>529976946to provide internet to the population
>>529976946same method they used on the US, groom future figures of power with a mentality to serve Israel while going full merchant to get as much power as possible then use that to guarantee your puppets get to the top, no idea why they din't keep doing that after it's been proven to work
>>529976946send 100 million white men and replace them with superior indian brahmin
>>529999933Memeflag
>>529976946bruh wtf i had this thread like 5 hours ago everyone steals from me my thread themes and my memes
>>529976946Oh I'd just offer to buy their oil. Then Israel is a dependent customer which they wouldn't attack, and Israel has no reason to attack Iran since they get a lot of oil from them. Oil would be cheap too because Iran is right nearby. And thusly there would be no need to fight. You just make really good trade deals with your neighbors and everyone lives in peace and is happy.
>>529976946Unironically Strategic Nuclear detonations across major population centersForget tactical nukes5 megatons minimum each, and at least 50 warheads on strategic targetsEither that or invade with literally 10+ million troops and occupy, and will all know the US is completely incapable of mobilizing that many troops
>>529976946Give it to India. Let 'em shit it all up.All the mountain ranges will contain the Shit Sea.
>>529977084Shias have a cult of righteous/holy death and martyrism.
>>529977990Now compare the logistics leverage of USSR with logistics leverage of US in that region.Also USSR and Britain were fully mobilised countries at that moment.
>>529997958>>529998063I invade Iran through this way every time in HOI4.Its either through India with tanks or through the north where the stans are just with infantry.
