>Starmer says UK sending four fighter jets to Qatar and confirms first repatriation flight has taken offhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c62gg44d53xt>Britannia's shame: Now Spain sends ship to protect Cyprus as island blasts 'weak' Britain, Royal Navy languishes in port and Iran drones hit top secret RAF basehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15616753/Britain-diminished-refusal-support-US-Iran-Starmer.html>Two boys who laughed as they took turns raping 'petrified' girl, 15, found guiltyhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2178680/boys-guilty-of-raping-girl>Protesters mourn Ayatollah at Manchester vigilhttps://archive.ph/69c4I>HSBC, Nationwide and Coventry raise rates on fixed mortgages amid Middle East crisishttps://www.theguardian.com/money/2026/mar/05/hsbc-coventry-raise-rates-fixed-mortgages-iran-middle-east-crisisBONUS>Globalisation is under threat from Iran war – and Britain is uniquely vulnerablehttps://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/05/globalisation-under-threat-britain-economy-iran-conflict>Failed asylum seekers will be paid up to £40k to leave the UK, Shabana Mahmood announceshttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/asylum-seekers-payments-hotels-40k-shabana-mahmood-immigration-b2932630.html>Starmer braces Britain for long war and stands by not joining Trump's airstrikeshttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/iran-war-latest-uk-rescue-flight-oman-middle-east-israel-tehran-trump-b1273554.html>Three men with links to Wales released on bail over alleged spying for Chinahttps://www.itv.com/news/wales/2026-03-05/three-men-with-links-to-wales-bailed-over-alleged-spying-for-china
Not a big fan of the Semites tbhwy lads.Wouldn't mind if Iran sends a few more missiles at 'em.
Starmer out
>>529978219I honestly want to see Israel getting glassed.
ok but me mum actually did die in the holly
Vote Reform saar.
>>529978308Dont know why Iran hasnt swarmed them yet. Then done a hypersonic on the carriers.
You lads doing anything special for Eid this year?
>>529978352Yes saar
>>529978400Hope I die, like every year.
>>529978400Bit of raping - usual
>>529978232
>>529978519kek
> NEW: Mauritius will sue the Government for delaying the Chagos Islands deal fuck fuck fuck, another front has opened up
I'll be strategically voting green in the next election in order to keep me pip and me bennies, effectively canceling out two restore votes.
>>529978519Tech CEO energy
>>529978638Anglo-mauritian war of 2026-2035Outcome:Mauritian victory>Loss of entire Royal Navy due to mechanical failure
>>529978388Keep on hearing stuff about the kikes and yanks not having enough defences for the amount of drones and missiles Iran has, but not sure I believe it.Either way I think the yanks thought they'd take out the leader and things would be fine with little to no pushbacks, but they've fucked up, massively.
>>529978400pumping
>>529979197Wasn't Trump banking everything on an uprising
>>529979197>the yanks thought they'd take out the leader and things would be fine with little to no pushbacks,What happens when you watch too much Marvelslop
Thoughts
>>529978714Cheers
oi ed matty gang, he's live in public with TTS: https://kick.com/edmatthews
>>529979379That was the plan. Turns out it's just Iranian dispora chimping about it and they fell for it.>>529979410Based
>>529979197Iran has maybe 80000 drones. They are cheap. 10K 20K maybe 30K each.Interceptors start at a million each, maybe 300K for the cheap ones. Perhaps the very cheapest 150K. All manufactured in relative quantities. 1-2 interceptors required per drone lets say.You do the math.Not only that... the interceptor launchers are not like some kind of belt fed machine gun. The launchers for the interceptors only hold a few interceptors at best and require time to be reloaded.The numbers do not look good if this doesnt end quickly. What's more these western interceptors take time to manufacture too, they are basically hand-built. So re-stocking is not fast.
>>529979126nah man be realistic >Loss of entire royal navy because Keir Starmer handed it to Mauritius but said we'd pay £99bn a year to borrow some
>>529978519Kinetic energy equals one-half mass times velocity squared
>>529978436out, out, out, all of them, they have demonstrated that their loyalty is not to the people of this country
>>529979534Thoughts
>>529979410if you can't work and not because of injury, then you should be sterilised
>>529979750Cringe
>>529979750>backdated piphow does this work? niggers come here and say they're 60 years old and get a free house and 600 grand?
>>529979379This was silly. Rise up in favour of who? There is no leaderless uprising, only in Hollywood. Unless there is someone for that uprising to form around it is just a melee environment where the strongest man becomes the warlord. Like Haiti or other nog uprisings. Somalia etc.Now then, normally the US is well prepared and has a sort of government in waiting in a hotel near the beltway, which suddenly holds a press conference, announced "international support", and flies out there with pallet loads of cash.This did not happen this time because the jews sprung it on the yanks as Marco Jewbio said in his garbled briefing.
>>529979750why's he trying to make money on tiktok ragebait if he's so well set up
>>529979379Jews/ Mossad sold the CIA a narrative of sentiment on the ground in Iran>we made it up
>>529978232COPE
>>529979958One imagines that they bought their own psy op that the regime had actually killed 30k in Jan and that this was a massive movement just needing a nudge >where the strongest man becomes the warlord. Like Haiti or other nog uprisings. Somalia etc.tbf that's also likely a goal, a fractured messy Iran stuck for a decade in a civil conflict is great for Israel
>>529979606Nah man.Be realistic.>Keir starmer has agreed to pay £99bn a year and give everyone in Mauritius 40k each when they land in the uk
>>529979606None of our attack subs currently work, most of them will never leave port again. Both the aircraft carriers are currently offline, 1 of them will end up being broken for spares probably without ever leaving port again. Of the type 45s, only 1 of them is working and on its way to Cyprus. Half its weapons compartments are empty because we couldnt afford at least 3 types of missile/weapon system that we initially expected to buy.I think we have some working frigates, or will have some, soon. No air defence though.
>>529980140You're a muslim
>>529980178kek>>529980204the nuclear missiles don't work either. at this point, all we have are airstrips for the mutts to use
lol, can they never not be a cliche
>>529979972>make money on tiktokBragging rights and advertisements to his fellow wogs back home. It's like them Manchester night out videos all the bames post.
>>529980177>tbf that's also likely a goal, a fractured messy Iran stuck for a decade in a civil conflict is great for IsraelThing is Iranians are a relatively cultured, educated, intelligent people, even the religion fanatics are scholarly in their fanaticism. They are not arab wahabis who have never learned to read. So they arent going to go warlord anarchy mode like blacks do, eating eachother, wearing severed heads on their belts etc.A 5 minute briefing could have explained this to Drumph, but he is a goyim so must do what Israel wants.
>>529980204>type 45sWe should have bought burkes. 2x the vls cells, multi role - ad, asw, asuw, land attack etc
>>529977905>picMI6 is coping again....it's all so tiresome
>>529980234Wrong.
>>529980423Nukes havent worked since 2012, all tests have ended in failure since then. The next big UK submarine story will be some kind of Kursk type accident where everyone will die. They are rust buckets and the crews are tired, and morale is zero. = certain accident or even sabotage.Also, hello Glowies. You can put this post in your weekly highs and lows report.
>>529980621Not necessarily crazy jihad warlords but perhaps it would be possible to pull off competing central governments coupled with separatists, anything that gums up the works would be beneficial
>>529978400going to masturbate, have a pint of whiskey and watch a film whilst eating a bacon bun.
>>529980670Reminds me of the scene at the end of Terminator 3.Forgive the spoiler.
>Stella Creasy mentions that Ukrainians are in a perpetual state of limbo without being able to settle.>She neglects to mention that Ukrainian refugees taken in by the UK aren't eligible for Indefinite Leave to Remain (ILR), this was at the request of the Ukrainian Government.
>>529979577I wonder if in some war room right now the yanks are realising this, looking at eachother and thinking "yep, we fucked up".There's been simulations done showing that masses of these drones and missiles would quickly overwhelm any defensive screen put up by a carrier group. When news was coming in that a carrier had been struck I was thinking this is what had happened.
Lads...he looks like Sussex right?https://xcancel.com/JoanFrancescOl1/status/1929821408747516187#m>Hunnic warrior with Germanic ancestry from the army of Attila.
This is what happens to FAGGOTS that cut their toast diagonally. Disgusting! Dutty Basterds they are!
>>529980634NATO should settle on some modular warship design with "mission containers" or something, which can be bolted/clamped on. PRobably this will happen but a "cycle" in MOD terms is like 30 years long. That must change. Once you have fully designed a Type 45, it takes 9 years to build and launch it.
>>529980934Whisky tastes better
>>529980938>Forgive the spoiler.fuck you Nigel, I haven't seen it
So, I hear the government's paying £10,000 for failed asylum seekers. Is it a stupid idea to keep the passport at home, rent a boat to France, return to Dover midway, and pretend to be an asylum seeker? If they question you, just say nothing.
>>529981106all I got is single malt, so whiskey it is.
>>529980958>Stella CreasyHate her.>Ukrainians are in a perpetual state of limbo without being able to settle.So what?
>>529980938>wind farms
>>529980832Most of the ethnic groups or geographic groups would be worse off in a split/secession scenario. This keeps them together.
>>529981203>So, I hear the government's paying £10,000 for failed asylum seekers>We need to reduce the pull factors>Why not pay them to leave?Splendid
>>529981296True, from what I've seen online it seems like the minorities prefer the regime while it's the Persians who are pro overthrow but idk, you can always find some dissidents to blow shit up. They've apparently already conscripted some Kurds to die
>>529981373Will they have to hand back the mobility car or do they get to keep it
>>529981203£40k
>If a 13-year-old is legally married in Iran, sexual relations are considered legal under Iranian lawguys?
>>529981373>we can't afford all these pay outs>better formalise their presence here
>>529981461Once you're on pip that's it until your next spack test in 5 years, you can even win the lottery and still get it
>>529981482It's a fair trade-off for us being able to arrest nonces who go to SEA to pump 13 year olds.
Kurds come cheap
>>529980706Nah that's how britpol works, don't like Indians you're a paki, don't like pakis you're Indian. If you disagree you're a jew
>>529981511>£10kIt's a few months dole and rent at best. Doesn't even include the brand new 40k motability car. I doubt they'll be many takers
>>529981482you sound like an incel
>>529981622Don't like any of themEnd of>.t>a White man
>>529981611
>>529981749God. Imagine leading a private army of that lot
>>529981718Why did that crossbow kick like a 12 gauge?
I just remembered that we still have the terrorist Arab separatist from the embassy siege living here under asylum, we should drop him onto Iran just to get him to fuck off, insane that we ever allowed him to stay after his sentence
>>529981836100% funded by the English government
>>529981456>minorities prefer the regimethey control them with a mix of stick and carrot, also if the minorities split into states their neighbours outside of iran would do them over. There arent ethnic tensions there as you might expect... iran has been multiethnic since forever.inb4 England has always had Mosques.
>>529981461be honest, they're going to drive it into the nearest pay & spray and ship it back to Dubai to sell.
>'They will get me killed': Green deputy leader slams Starmer and Tory MP over smears in parliament>Footage emerged on Saturday of Ali at an anti-war demonstration protesting against the US-Israeli strikes on Iran>The deputy leader of the Green Party has criticised Sir Keir Starmer and Conservative MP Alec Shelbrooke after falsely claiming in Parliament that he had been “protesting in support of the ayatollah”.lol
>>529981836corrr would lead it straight into a minefield
>>5299784362 traitors and the rest pakis>wonderful
>>529982147The deputy leader of the Greens in question:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGI1w1OLJgM
>>529981622Not a fan of any of those groups.
>>529982349You're Chinese, ching chong fuck off mong
>>529982578does this shit not have laser designators that can tell the difference in elevation of an object and its surroundings
> NEW: Donald Trump is asked about reports he called Keir Starmer a "loser" in private convos >"Well, he’s not Winston Churchill, let me put it that way. He should be giving us, without question or hesitation, things like bases. I was very surprised at Keir. Very disappointed">Trump said: "It was very disappointing - his performance, having to do with our tremendous attack on a hostile nation. We should [be able to] certainly count on them"Death, as ever, to America. Only we, and select hohol rentboys, can treat him so poorly
>>529982248Leeds trying to beat Birmingham in the race to be the first city in the UK to declare independence and start a holy war.
>>529982578Adamantine choppers, Iran is 100 years in the future
Did the bombs already drop and are we actually living in hell?
Think about any problem the UK has.Now imagine removing bennies.I guarantee that problem disappears
>>529982712I wish I could remember the clip, but Trump some months back was saying "I'm working with leaders, some I like, some I don't". Keir is definitely that
>>529982578Should have been a piece of wood that smashed to reveal a message under "I've done u"
>>529982578what was that a painting on the ground?
>>529982663Reaper can, but thats prob just some pilot lighting up a target of opportunity. You can see the laser flash in swir video
>>529983009Yes, decoy. Iranians have them all over
>>529983147hah based
I dont care what starmer has to say about palestine, israel, iran, russia, ukraine. I want hear about what he's going to do about his own country, that is floating into the abyss
>>529982791>Whites>Jappy Chinks>Benniemongs>Chinky Chinks>Blacks>Jeets>Africans>Pakis?
>>529982578kek
Proper good lads some of you are.
Halal nationalism
>>529982791Lack of trans rights.
>>529983290Talking about British national interests? My, oh, my! That sounds like far-right speech to me.
>>529983305Gutted m8, direct hit an all
>>529982791People who don't give feedback on ebay?
>>529983305This will be London within 10 years.
>>529983290Get some proper British twinks lined up and some decent powder, we just need to learn his love language
>>529983305rolled a 1 there
>>529982791you know they'll remove bennies and suddenly find they have more breathing room to rent hotels for the migrants to stay in; fair enough though, might encourage some civil war by making it ever more evident that the government don't care about any of us except for the work or tax money contribution.
>>529983678No bennies. No immigrants
>>529983678Why would the forens stay here if they aren't getting bennys?
>>529983678Just replace bennies with work, making the country look a little nicer, and getting some well-needed systems back online. It's not rocket science.Negative income taxes should fix things a bit.
American F-16 got shot down in Basra
whose side are we on?>Israel and US bomb data centers in Tehran, following Iran's drone strikes on AWShttps://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/israel-and-us-bomb-data-centers-in-tehran-following-irans-drone-strikes-on-aws/
He's working really hard to deflect from immigration discussion today.
Why is brit/pol constantly simping for politicians?
>>529984122brit/pol/ always sides with muslims.
>>529984122>whose side are we on?
>>529984236why are you gay? we may never know
Total anglo destruction
>>529984269Only muslims side with muslimslet that sink in
>>529984300>treebeard
>>529984269I side with muslims in total bongcuck faggot erasure
>>529984380white lefties side with them
https://x.com/BROKENBRITAIN0/status/2029651994583961877
>>529984524Apart from them
Islam will save us. You will see.
>>529984604Labour are commie scum. The greens will be even worse.
>>529984604Remove bennies and they self deport
Ono-Lennon is most displeased
>>529984604>less true todayTruth dependent on time?
I would vote greens or labourNot risking another tory disaster
>>529984948based islamo-communist
>>529984604>english is no longer an ethnicity if the english are surrounded by foreigners>female is no longer a sex if women are surrounded by mensame fucking logicyou can't change an immutable identity by putting wogs in luton
>>529984896Just replacement.
>>529982578Didn't the yanks put out a big thing about how they used AI to identify over 1000 targets? How many were fucking painted?
>>529983563Yes. Sustained hard work will encourage them to leave a review. All about the mindset
>>529984604As if this wasn't the aim all along. If this is a surprise to anyone I suggest you immediately seek gender realignment therapy.>nogs chopped up a copper>tory gov doubles down on diversity legislation
https://x.com/wesstreeting/status/2029590318878773675
>>529985047Are you talking about women with penises or without?
>>529985559>women with penises Elons son
>>529985353Utter blasphemous demon tbqh
>>529977905Families of failed asylum seekers will be offered up to £40,000 to leave the UK under a trial scheme announced by Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood.>Mahmood said the government would seek to forcibly remove failed asylum seekers if they do not accept "incentive payments" of up to £10,000 per person, capped at four per family, within seven days.The scheme is expected to target about 150 families.
>>529985665It's funny because his kind will be first on the chopping block
>>529985624looks cold
marathon is comfy asf
>>529984604will not be sharing sorry
>>529984764https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1772544634223533.mp4
>>529985684>The scheme is expected to target about 150 families.ffs150 extended families turn up every fucking week
>>529985624Grim
>>529985624tr*ns w*men l**k l*ke th*t??????
>Rollercoaster Tycoon but it's Holocauster Tycoon (also featuring rollercoasters)
>The Crown Prosecution Service has released new guidance for England and Wales that labels circumcision a "potentially harmful practice" when carried out improperly or in unsafe conditions.>Earlier draft wording that described circumcision as a potential "form of child abuse" has been removed following objections from Jewish and Muslim organisations.https://www.gbnews.com/news/circumcision-harmful-practice-cpsInsane magical sky wizard cunts allowed to keep multilating infant penises without the child's consent
>>529985779I had a rye smile during the BLM noggery when I do believe Met cops in uniform ***took the knee***Again no surprise with the state fury after the Southport protests, the coppers were happy to kick down doors of boomers posting memes on FB
I'm saying it>Hate jeets>Hate JewsBut pakisanis are brosBet this will piss off the jeets here
>>529978714Nigel could have all the white bennie votes if he said he wouldn't cut them for native Brits after the election
>>529986172>rye smilemilled spelling errorinbread retard
>>529986172>rye smileBowl of not-made-with-wheat-made-with-rye-instead-abix for breakfast?
>>529986349>>Hate JewsId is literally shoa
>>529986169Yeah, racism is worse than child abuse. That's the order of things under the gay hebrew technocracy.
the goyim must be sacrificed the red heifer has been burnt and the third temple is upon us praise Moloch the great one
>>529986478>the jew fears the samurai
>>529986455That's his next move. Trust the process
>>529986588get yer fkn rat out
>>529979577>mathF O Y
massive black cocks stretching tiny pink anglo saxon pussies over and over, innit m8s?
>>529986094bit gay, lad
