after saying for decades she dindu nuffin and was abused by a controlling dad who watched over her, strong independent woman Britney Spears gets arrested for DUI at 2am this morning and was reportedly emotional for the four hours she was in custody
>>529980142Should have send Federline out to the store.
who cares about that fucking retarded slut whore BITCH
>>529980142she’s not been doing so good lately. it’s almost like she’s always been batshit crazy
>>529980142great case study for why women shouldn't have rights
>>529980882Opps I did it again.
>>529980142>Britney arrestedI voted for this
>>529980142LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
>>529980142She sexually abused her two sons. Look it up. She's and absolutely creep who was domineered by her father and takes it out on her sons.
>>529980142I honestly think this trailer trash retard must have an iq of 70. The only thing she had going for her was her looks, and being able to parrot amoral jewish lyrics to poison the minds of early millennial teenage girls.What a dumb cum dumpster.
>>529980142PROTIP: if you own a vehicle over a year without getting a DUI at least once, you aren’t driving it enough. DUIs are a natural part of driving cars, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and negligent discharges are part of gun ownership. I get a DUI several times a year because I actually DRIVE and know how to DRINK alcohol. It makes me a better driver and drinker, and it’s a small part of the price you pay in the commuter lifestyle. Simple fact is, the “safety mentality” will build mental blocks in your head that will get you killed. You need to be comfortable putting your beer in the cupholder and pointing the car wherever you want no matter the time, place, or status of the car. Taking time to check whether the car is in your lane whenever you go for another sip will serve to make you hesitate in a personal driving scenario. You fucking safety idiots are going to get people killed all because of this fucking "DUI" shaming. Vehicles are inherently dangerous, you need to accept it.
>>529980142Hol up, you're telling me the lady that does crazy sexy meth knife twirling videos did what?????
>>529980142oh, just like Justin Timberlake
>>529980142The Ventura county DA better drop the charges. Britney is a victim not a criminal
>>529982333HOTPost the nip slip, was deleted off IG and the DM onoy shows an edited version
>>529982778This, kinda. Buzz driving is not drunk driving. There is a big difference between the two. We need to stop arresting people for driving 30 mph around the national Forest with an ultra light.
>>529980142Everybody gets arrested at least once its not a big deal
>>529980355SOMEONE PLEASE POST ITI HAVENT SEEN IT IN YEARSTHANKS IN ADVANCE ANONSLOVE YOU
She's an lolcow and I'm tired of pretending she isn't
>>529980142I dont care. You dont get to own another person. Fuck you, kike.
>>529980142Fuck your celebrities you massive memefaggot just an hero.
>>529980142she is a cutiealso a nutter>sads
If she had a wild streak and she does Louisiana girl it should have been exercised when young enough to learn from mistakes. Wasn't and totally controlled. She's making mistakes and maybe corrections now or maybe just mistakes. She should go to somewhere exotic and get out of CA. Dry out get out of that mausoleum house and sun and reflect. Learn to be middle aged address mental health.
>>529980142Wtf don't any of these celebs employ professional drivers? If I had the income to hire one I would and I'm not even an alcoholic with the income to do so.
>>529980142>OUR PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION ARE FALLING APART!>THE GOYIM KNOW!>QUICK!>GET BRITANY TO DO SOMETHING STUPID!Yeh you kikes are fucking cooked. This washed up coke whore is the best you can do? Was Taylor Swift busy or something? Should've gone with a nigger like Jay Z. Maybe then Americans would care.
>>529980142>Shitney SmearsThat bitch is Toxic
>>529980142Such a dumb thing to get arrested for. Drinking or drugs at all is stupid. If you must do it, why not do it safely behind closed doors?
>>529980882Sure thing Moshe
>>529985798There it is. Thanks bro.
>>529985867>safely behind closed doors?Booooooorrrrringgggg
Avril is superior in every way
>>529980355>>529984813NEVERMIND, I TRACKED IT DOWNTHANKS MELOVE YOU
>>529980142She just wanted some cheetos and a slurpee, leave Britney alone
>>529986317Could just stay close or prepare a ride home then, not get high/drunk to a point where you can't get home by yourself or get better hobbies. But i suspect there's no convincing people willing to get a criminal record over these pointless risks
>>529986574She’s fat now but still cuter in the face and less trashy
>>529980142The only thing good about her is her tits.
>>529985867>drinking or doing drugs at all is stupidIt’s fun when you’re in your 20s. She’s 44
>>529980142https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4VK9_CfOLQ
>>529980142oops, mickey mouse club did it again
>>529980142I have drink and drive more times than I can count.
>>529987179
>>529980142just another bored millionaire child star
>>529980142Both things can be true.
>>529984252>men hit the wall to-*ACK*
>>529985798And the Oscar goes to
>>529980142You just know she was raped by every single jew in hollywood.
>>529985798I haven't seen this in a long time
>>529980882Still would.
>>529980142brown hair dyed blonde what did you expect
>>529980142i can still save her
>>529980142I can fix herhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4V3Mo61fJM
>>529987456That nigger looks ancient kek pretending he still looks 20-30 is a cope.
>>529986574She's a niggerlover.
>>529988032Do you know how I know you are gay??
>>529980142Best thread on /pol/.
>>529986996I find it concerning that we’ve seen her bald pussy and ass but never those warlocks.
>>529980142nice trynow how about those files
>>529988153Because you're gay and in denial and projecting your self-hatred onto me
>>529986574Never was. You fags just liked her because she seemed alternative instead of being a mainstream bimbo
>>529980142i can fix her
>>529988495She has the most generational anthem hits out of every other late 90s early 2000s artist
>>529984252>little fag was crying>just like that episode of punked
>>529988489I'm not the one listening to Coldplay.
>>529988200Now of we could just get her to deny the Holocaust while drunk driving
>>529980142She's 44? I genuinely though she was in her late 50's.
>>529980142why do you 1pbtid memeflag newfags insist on shitting up the board with sourceless threads?
>>529988904>sourcelessYou don’t believe him?
>>529986574BLACKEDRAW Hoor. i gave her my teenage years!!
>>529988904do you not see the news station name in the corner? do you know you can type “Britney Spears” into a search engine and get news articles to pop up?
>>529989708Why do you advertise for the Jews?
>>529980355check a fedex nigga
I had sex with Britney Spears
>>529982778I literally lasted almost one year before my DUI
>>529980882She wasn’t always like this right? Did she take some drugs back towards the end of the 90’s that fucked her brain up permanently or something?
>>529986317Boring when you are in your 20’s yes. I now almost exclusively drink at home when I do and I used to party all the fucking time. What’s the point? You pay more for less alcohol, you run the risk of fucking your life up for no benefit, all the people you generally would drink with at clubs these days fucking suck.
>>529980142>Britney Spears gets arrested for DUI at 2am this morning and was reportedly emotional for the four hours she was in custodyWhat was her BAC level?If it was under .14 then it's an unethical DUI arrest for money, as people are not impaired or aware that they are drunk under that level.If I was her DUI lawyer, I'd have a day of the defense trial at a closed bar, where the jurors would be imbibed with alcohol. Then asked at what point do they know they shouldn't drive, for them to test their BAC.
>>529982333>She sexually abused her two sons. GIWTWM
>>529986574britney had a better peak
>>529991107I think they had her on Adderall (prescription stimulants/amphetamines) to keep her peppy and she eventually got addicted to methamphetamine from it.
>>529980142LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! JUST LEAVE HER ALONE OHKAY???
>>529992003>If I was her DUI lawyerkike
>>529986627Man, its like stepping back in time. I love you too, anon. Thanks.
>>529993149>achmed flag>achmed postlike pottery
>>529993535>pedoflaggas yourself
>>529993690>why don’t you love Muslims like we do IN GERMANY
>>529993690Your country invented pedos.
>>529980142Not my problem.
>>529982741She infected many American girls with kikery.
>>529993830>>529993980cope and seethe, pedos.
>>529993830xD Thats always going to make me laugh
>>529980142
>>529995596kekekekeke those were the days
>>529980142I can save her
>>529980142CELEBRITY GOSSIP IS OFF-TOPIC FAGGOTTHIS IS /POL/, NOT TMZALL FIELDS, READ THE FUCKIN RULES
>>529980737Me
>>529982333She's and, anon?
>>529980142don't care send her to israel
I'm proud of Brittney. I expected her do be arrested for raping a 12 year old boy in public right around now.
she looks great desu
>>529987764Sheittle potatoedD'awwwe
>>529988200I like that And I really like you
>>529989709How do you do that?
>>529980882only p. diddy knows the cure.
>>529992003they arrested me at 0.07 which is under the limit but apparently the limit is more of a suggestion to the cops so you get fucked anyway
>>529996315>bootleg BartIt was a different time.
She a earthrocker
filthy whore
>>529980142https://youtu.be/im_WUnSYa2E?si=7zUKK0x2XfKu5XmL
>>529988881She got big at like 15
People she has being milk like a cow by Jewish producers.
>>529980142Bring her to me and I fix her
>>529992990Many such cases
>>529999999>>530000000Leave Britney alone.
>>529986574Britney was more beautiful when she was young. But yeah avril did age better
>>530001798That’s not Avril, they replaced her.
>>529982333Lucky bastards.
>>529980882she needs few years in the woods to chill out from hustle and bustle + cant be using all those uppers at all timesthen everything goes back to being cool
>>529980142She killed her unborn child in 1999
>>529980142My brother has sixteen DUI arrests. When he was at around a dozen, I asked the assistant DA if he had the high score for our state. She laughed and said he's not even close. There are people with over 100 DUI arrests. Even though they get their license suspended after just a couple of DUIs, they keep on driving without a valid license. In theory they should get lots of jail time but because of overcrowding, they usually get thirty days and a big fine to add to all the other fines they've never paid off. Even though I'm opposed to the law that requires all vehicles to have interlocks to prevent impaired driving, the number of chronic DUI offenders is something that needs a solution.
>>530000548she needs to link up with bam ASAP
>>529984252>dur >dur>its to late this faggot with this down syndrome noise song
I wonder how Britney would be after days long deep dick sessions with me?
There is a new pandemic, the media is silent about it but its true
>>529998018Don't know about other states but Georgia has two DUI laws: per se (BAC => 0.08) and "less safe", which applies if you're a less safe driver due to consumption of drugs or alcohol. Less Safe doesn't have any kind of objective measurement. It's the judgement of the cop, and later the jury, if you were a less safe driver or not.
>>529991107She was white trash indoctrinated into the satanic world of Hollywood at a young age.
>>530004421>the juryhah that's a good one
>>529980142she belonged in that conservatorship. in fact all women belong in a conservatorship under either their father or their husband
>>529980142She hit the wall
>>529980142Still
>>529980142People who are abused and mentally ill are well known for their unshakable self control and well reasoned decision making.
>>529980882People are allowed to be weird and self-destructive.
I can't fix her, but I'll give it a shot.
>>529980142this isnt the britpol thread
>>530001872>khv has never seen a woman agesad! many such cases.
>>529980142>run on sentence>am in the morning >thinking that getting a DUI is somehow exclusive to abuse
what year is it
>>529980142Being an mkultra popkitten is rough
>>530006308kek
>>530006989wew lad, what happened there?is her bf plapjak?
the best part of dui/dwi is the amounts of money attorneys take from it
>>529985798
>>530006989that's sad, none of the fat went to her miniscule tits
>>530007948if you don’t hire a lawyer you get the maximum punishment
>>530009654I kind of think it’s cute she’s like a big blonde stuffed teddy bear
She's gonna do a crossover against John Wick soon, guys.
what are some good britney songs?
>>529980142Given the shit we've seen in the Epstein files we should assume the real truth is balls-to-the-walls crazy. She was probably experimented on or some shit.
>>529986954She's lost weight, but she's still very dumb and dates nigs
>>530003951>In theory they should get lots of jail time but because of overcrowding, they usually get thirty days and a big fine to add to all the other fines they've never paid off.That's an interesting predicament. Not sure what to do here
>>530011824She's hot in Womanizer. A variety of different looks and also naked
>>530012970thirty days is still jail time although..they threatened me with minimum two and then that evaporated somehow and my lawyer was like "oh but that's a good thing" when i wanted to know why they lied and said there is be a minimumthe entire legal system just constantly lies and comes up with excuses why it doesn't count
>>529980882>>529981027She was certainly raped by Hollywood jews and also aborted Justin Timberlakes baby.
Good kids had parents who banned Britney Spears
>>530009972Wait Is this real
the news is saying she was on a 1 hour long chase.
>>529980142She literally didn't do anything though?Spears family have a long history with their men being psychotic controlling dipshitsHer dad whored her out to kikes since she was a child to make money and turned her crazyIt sucks
>>529987182>I have drink and drive more times than I can count.Based. I'm drunk AF and shitposting at a bar and bouts to heads out myself to get some flaming cheetos myself. That damn Britney Kfed vidya got me craving yo! Then Imma cruise the hookers down on the strip. Hookers always mrre friendly when they tell you been dranking.
>>529980882You'd be crazy too if your dad whored you out to kikes since you were a little child and then lock you up during your whole 20sI'm still not sure how that shit was even legalBritney was literally treated as a zoo animal in her adult age, but retarded mutts think this was somehow fineStrange how human rights didn't do anything abut itThey allowed her to be treated like a slaveBut I guess they didn't care because she wasn't a sheboon
>>530016467Did anyone else have an older sister who acted like this whenever you brought your bro's over to play vidya and smoke?My sis would get all horny n sheeit and strut around in her undies and flirting up my friends, I be like "Yo, get yo ass a vibrator or something and leave my bros alone!"Women!
>>529981027I think the one who shouldn't have rights is you>>530013339>and also aborted Justin Timberlakes babyWhich reminder: Justin pressured her into doing it
>>529985798If I had a dollar for everytime ive saved this id have like 12$
>>529986574TrueAvril grew up on a normal home though
>>530001798>Britney was more beautiful when she was young.Uh... noBritney was good looking sure, but Avril was a whole other classBritney was just good looking girl next door type, Avril was top class model-tier face
>>530001872
>>529992298No she didn'tBritney definitely has some negroid mutt admixture too, whereas Avril is pure White
She got a dui the same day as my dadLmao what are the chances (100 because he gets them all the time I suppose, third time)
As if you needed an excuse to throw dual knife wielding maniac into jail then prison.
>>530006989>>530007891>>530009654She should go on a cutThis was her 2 years ago, quite thinhttps://urlebird.com/video/7265772670329965866/Maybe she just got lazy or doesn't give a fuckBut it's not like she can't lose itActually thought those pics were an edit because it's amazing how her face doesn't seem to be effected at all, and she still looks way younger than she is despite all the alcohol she consumes Insane genetics
>>530018064This kind of fat Avril worship is hot
>>529986627The 30 seconds I wasted on watching that before quitting are among the worst 30 seconds I've spent in years.
>>530006989A.I. slop detected
>>529980142I again post her to remind you all that poltarded niggers were part of the Free Britney movement, everyday there were threads here talking about how the evil Jews had this Aryan queen under lock and key. Then as soon as she was freed the only thing that changed is she started whoring out and posting nudes on Instagram kek
>>530017736>AustraliaOf course you hate freedom
>>530018229I have freedom.my location in Australia does matter.I break the law on the daily in the eyes of the government at least.I just don't give a shit about the laws, I'm here to make money, dump it into an overseas account then gtfo of here before it turns further into a shithole.
