If you’re single, unemployed, and uneducated you best believe you’re being drafted soon.
>>529993873No I have a booboo in my mind and a tiny winkle
>>529993873My dad works for Nintendo
>>529993873I can't mate, I have tired knees
That's actually a very good point.
>>529993873I'm none of those can I go
>>529993873It's bad enough that I'm twice as likely to get jury duty
>>529993873I would be happy to get drafted since i am educated and would get a cushy position, unfortunately they won't take me
>>529994130Why wait? You can be dying for Israel by the end of the month.
Try it, i've held a grudge since COVID and operation warpspeed, i don't care anymore.
>>529993873It's 2026 can't Boston Dynamics create android soldiers to go to war so Americans don't have to?China literally has made robots that can do Wing Chun to perfection, why can't the U.S companies mass market these to the military so we don't need to get drafted. It's a win win. That way we can focus on actually helping Americans get jobs again and afford to live.
>>529994208it's a blessing
>>529993873That's a really smart way to start an actual full-scale rebellion.All military aged men in America and EU are fucking pissed off.
>>5299942082 weeks approximately.
>>529993873Sorry bud, I've got CNF. Doc said it's terminal.
>>529993873neh
>>529993873Im getting sent home when they catch me masturbating in the meps waiting area
>>529994378For me, it's the duck walk in loose boxers so my dick hangs out
>>529994378That just gets you a green light through to training. I swear on my life, some time around 2015 they caught 2 male recruits fucking in basic and they didn't get sent home. Now you know why they call it "Dirty Delta"
>>529993873why do zoomers think we have a draft?
>>529994290Boston dynamics will create robots to draft you so they can send all peasant humans to be slaughtered and it will save them their profits for the corporate state, humans are all expendable meat slaves to be stolen from for satan, they will enslave you and experiment on and torture you to death, if you're lucky.if youre unlucky, they will turn you into a transhuman cyborg slave, and torture you eternally until you become unprofitable and useless and the next model of cyborg 2.0 comes along, they will throw you into the cyborg junkyard of eternal torture, where you will be kept eternally alive to torture, and then some other human meatslave will be turned into the next version of cyborg, with ever greater capacities for bioelectronic torture, every living being on earth, all the plants and animals will be bioelectrically enslaved to satanists, and once their use has outlived themselves, they will be ejected to space to be tortured for another 10 million years, if you're really lucky, an asteroid might collide with your torture pod after about a million years.This is the satanic paradise they have in store for every form of life on earth.knowing this truth, will you comply with the global satanic epstein regime or refuse to submit and rebel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLUUxVg53vE
i've had a double knee replacement and i have an artificial disk in my back. i'm not getting drafted for shit. and i'm in my 40s.
>>529994948Because every male who took a student loan had to sign up for selective service
>>529995443sorry all the 18 year olds have perished, we need you now, citizen
>>529995443Shut up fatty, outside of like 1000 special forces guys the whole military is overweight alcoholics, they'll find a job for you even if it's paper pushing
>>529995485every male signs up you idiot
>>529995646i've already did my time in GWOT.
>>529993873Mister Metokur here! I will be there to shame everyone who does not comply with the draft!Oh, sign up for the Navy myself? Cough cough, I am too sick again magically.Send my wife to register to the navy to fight a war I believe in? Ummmmmm..... ummm..... NO MORE SUPER CHATS TI.E TO END THE STREAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQbeCAlF6sThis is the future of America. Flying cars, robots that do dishes, make dinner, laundry etc.
Incels and NEETS (aka 4chan posters) are the most useless to society so yes they should be drafted first, just like Russia did sending criminals and Siberian villagers to Ukraine rather than educated Muscovites. The FBI has everyone who posts here in a database so drafting you all should be relatively straightforward.
>>529993873I'm also fat and unfit for warYou migger cattle could fight for Israel though, lol
>>529995097Is all cope. You can't transfer consciousness to a machine. The truth is that this civilization won't last another century. I'll be a mix of idiocracy and madmax.
Suck my fucking nuts you faggot.
>>529996393I disagree. Western civilization as we know it will always be around in different forms, different facets, etc. In Greece for example, the Greeks forgot the written language, there was a dark age in Mycenaean Greece and then eventually they re learned culture etc.
Fun fact did you know that boots existed in 900 BC? Like utility boots that construction people wear today were worn in 900 BC.
>>529995950Oh sorry I have a booboo in my knees and backYou’d have to put a bullet in mu skull before I go grunt for youDo continue paying my permagibs however or I will actually pick up a rifle, and point it back at you, or just desert over to the other side for lulzGod I want to kill and torture kikes and niggers
>>529993873Nah, my tumtum hurts.I don’t think I’m gonna go.
>>529993873You bunker tranny retards need to get better memes.
>>529993873im single, employed and have college education. if i get drafted i still want that signing bonus
>>529999193>jews are why this retard's head is deformed
>>529997181That’s horrendous. Hope you’re okay
>>529996393>Is all cope. You can't transfer consciousness to a machine.They don't have to, they want to merge you with machines with cybernetics to create half human half cyborg slaves.
