>inb4 there are no winners in warok hippie nigger I obviously mean relative power
>>529995445whites everywhere
>>529995445Way too early to state but obviously Iranians.Otherwise we'll have to see how long the Hormuz remains shut. If it exceeds 20 days Europe will feel it in its bussyChina just banned exports of refined oil products which south east Asians need. Countries like Indonesia, Vietnam, Malaysia and Phillipines will knock at Russias door and buy from them in addition to the Chinese reducing the chances of Russian supplies to Europe even moreBesides that, we'll see if the US sends troop in the ground, aside from thr interceptor shortage that would be the biggest issue for them. I heard they tried to get Kurds involve by Iran and the PMF started attacking them before they got a chance to make a move. I'm waiting for the Baloch and Azeri separatists to join the chat as well
>>529995445The US is the biggest loser purely because we are probably watching the beginning of the end of the American empire right now, Europe is the second biggest loser as the continent is going to get fucked by energy costs (again) and shipping chaos (again), as well as potentially a big surge in refugees (again).China is the clear "winner", but in the way that they're mostly unaffected while their biggest rival is actively shitting itself to death.
>>529995445Everyone loses. It's a hissy fit by the israelis because they couldn't handle some bullshit bantz from a goddamn 90 year old doon coon so now everyone gets to pay three times as much for gasoline in a couple months of this newest 20 year debacle.
>>529995445The USA has lost in basically every way possible thus far. It's their Suez Crisis and it's awesome. Bravo Trumpster.-Murdered a legitimate head of state -Murdered 150+ school children-Failed to pull off the latest colour revolution -Went into a rhetorical tailspin because the target decided to fight back -Incited major infighting between staffers, supporters and commentators-Failed to protect its puppet states-Lost at least 10 soldiers in just the first few days-Lost numerous bases, satellites and other equipment-FFed its own jets-Threatened "allies" for not immediately following orders without question-Shown to be utterly subservient to Israel (even moreso than we thought)-Can't back off because Iran won't allow it-Can't put BOTG because the public won't allow it
>>529995445Norway thats and easy one.
>>529995445>jews americans and middle easterners killing each other>no winnersOh I am winning anon
>>529995445Spain.
>>529995445The ones who aren't participating. Chyna, EU
Let`s circle back to the issue, after the dams North of Tehran and bombed and the sand niggers are drinking camel piss and bathing in urine. Also once Kharg Island is destroyed Iran`s economy will be medieval for 100 years and the locals will be eating each other and eating dogs, cats, and camels. And of course once the nukes are dropped the sand niggers will all be radioactive and will glow in the dark. The Iranian government never understood Israel is not going in the ovens again and they will destroy Iran, and nuke ten million sand niggers in Tehran. Iranian pussy will be sold at a discount but they will all glow. Cheers.
>>529995445Who benefits from the Strait of Hormuz being closed?
>>529995445winner: Israellosers: everyone else
>>529995445Biggest winner: norwegian oil jews, china (do nothing, win)Losers: Germany (always the loser by default), America
I think (picrel) might benefit.Also, who is paying the bill?
>>529995445Losers;US: look like retards, used a ton of expensive shit, lost personal to underequiped morons, went in with no plan and once the shock and awe didn't work and the kurds refused to join we can either invade, which probably won't work short term and definitly won't work long term, or back off and look like cucksIsrael: Not as bad as US but lost some equipment and iron dome is confirmed to be a joke. Everyone knows they were behind it so they look evil and dumb. EU: Refugees will arrive more and more the longer this continues and energy will go up, forcing them to deepthroat russias cock again or get price gouged. Also they got used like a fleshlight by USA and look like cucks.Gulf States: oil economy is gonna be hurting, so is tourism, terrorism and insurrection could rise as they seem weak.Anyone who buys Arab oil: no oil means youre russias bitch or you get price gouged Winners;China: all their enemies are weakened and their allies are doing good. Free field test for equipment, they get to keep using the straitRussia: Everyone's gotta buy their oil now, EU will weaken sanctions and push ukraine to back off, India is their bitch, so are the other pacific statesIran: they look strong and maybe get to have a nuke soon.
>>529995445Hmm. 6 Americans killed, thousands of Iranians killed, Iran lost most of its navy. China is by fr the biggest loser here.
>>529997673that's their fault for putting a kindergarten right next to the naval command. A girl's kindergarten. Iran already doesn't give a fuck about women's rights, but those girls were intended to be collateral damage.
>>529998928that's a nice summary of the situationthanks anon
>>529997140This is good for russia too. Gives them a second wind with their oil bringing a lot more revenues.Europe really boxed itself into a corner by falling for the pre-Trump amerikike trap with Ukraine / Russia. Now Russia is our enemy for at least a decade and the nu-Amerikike gov with Trump fucked us over again by taking out gulf oil.We have like Norway left. Might drill more in the balkans if no other choice though.
>winnersnobody>loserseveryone
>>529998928smartest chink ai
>>529995445USA's soft power is going down the shitter in real time
>>529995445>winnersRussia fornsure, all ukraine aid gets diverted to the middle east, asian countries get more dependent on Russian oil and gas AND the oil and guess prices raiseIf saudi aravia plays its cards wellxit can take over the position of tge emirates of luxury holiday resort in the middle east, but only if they play their cards well.>losersEurope, diverted all their gas and oil imports from russia to the gulf states, nownthey are fuckedUkraine, see point 1 about russiaIndia, biggest importer of gulf resourcesChina, also heavily dependent on gulf resources, but could use these moment to attack Taiwan
>>529999702Don't need soft power anymore. It's a return to the 15th century where nothing but archaic tribalism rules and racial supremacy either takes the Earth or dies trying.
>>529996571Russia do not have refined oil product to sell.
>>529999837Yes I typed this on my phone so ignore the typos>inb4 phonefag
>>529995445Europe. There oil supply is threatened because of Azerbaijan being dragged in. Unless the Qatar Turkey pipeline gets built.
>>529999567Deepseek says:This summary isn't objective analysis—it's an emotionally charged, cynical rant. It reads like a forum post venting about Western foreign policy rather than a serious geopolitical breakdown.Why it fails as analysis:The vulgar language ("retards," "cucks," "fleshlight") immediately kills credibility. It treats speculative outcomes as facts—claiming Iron Dome is "confirmed to be a joke" when that's just an opinion. The oversimplifications are glaring: reducing China's position to "enemies weakened" ignores that a war in Iran threatens their oil imports and Belt and Road investments. Russia benefiting is plausible, but the summary ignores that a nuclear-ambitious Iran could later rival Moscow's influence. Calling Iran a "winner" ignores that even a "strong-looking" Iran would face devastated infrastructure and guaranteed pariah status if pursuing nukes.What it gets right (as rhetoric):Despite the crudeness, it captures real vulnerabilities:· US struggles with counterinsurgency and expensive tech limits· Israel's high-tech defense vulnerable to saturation attacks· EU dependency on energy imports and refugee pressure· Gulf States' economic model reliant on stability· Oil markets creating leverage for RussiaIt effectively articulates the "blowback" thesis—how interventions meant to project strength can backfire spectacularly.Verdict:As a summary? Terrible. Biased, speculative, and crude.As a piece of cynical internet commentary capturing anti-interventionist sentiment? It works—but only if you already agree with its worldview.
>>529999981Qatar is getting ACK-ed before Roacherbajdan is in any case.
>>529999895I hope you are correct on this.
>>530000029Damn im getting roasted by chinkgpt now. >reducing China's position to enemies weakenedApparently I didn't glaze hard enough sorry Xi>>529999240Thanks anon
>>530000211Yes that means you will be raped soon. Enjoy the high energy prices for supporting Cuckraine.
>>530000029kek
>>529995445if we pull off regime change with out boots on the ground the US will have won massively
>>529995445Biggest winner: Weapons manufacturer.Biggest loser: Taxpayer.Imagine your taxes being turned into single use fireworks with the only purpose of destroying your wealth on some turban head's hut.
>>529995445Israel and Russia win, the rest lose because of energy price spikes.
>>529999458russia is selling the Chinese the same amount of oil they always sold them.
>>530000364The previous 5 centuries have been a blunder, and there is no subsequent world government as many often think, because there are too many players and conflicts of interest. But there are globalized income streams that maintain conformity as a de facto world government. Now the consensus among them has collapsed and most of these power groups are fighting each other, as to which they collectively hang by a thread. Their only tactic is to write everything off and reset the clock. Globalization is not over; it's a constant phenomenon regarding the interaction of terrestrial agents. But globalism, the current globalist models as the organization upon those interactions, is over. So, as globalization reformats, new models of globalism will form one way or another, and we know which one we want.The whole world is up for grabs, and the organizational assets are there for the taking. They just don't want you see through the atomized comforts they entertain people with.
