Good. Cyclists have been law evading niggers for some time now, some even outright insurance scammers and lawsuit ambulance chasers. Try to sue people for running into their parked car.
fucking comic sans
E bikes are motorcycles, period amen.
>>529999578>NOWKids were always supposed to get a tag for their bikes. It was usually done at the fire dept. when I was growing up.
>>529999578>land of the freelamaocant even ride a bike without loisens now
>>529999707Where does it specify E-Bikes in the post?
>>529999578move out of Virginia.
>>529999578Bicyclists should just be executed. Drive a car.
>>529999673>because niggers are awful we need more government surveillance and taxesRetard
>>529999578I think it's always been required in a lot of places. People just don't get them because a cop is never going to pull them over for not having one.
>>529999578>foreigner thinks local town ordinances are federal law
>Hey, buddy. You gotta license for that bike?
>>529999578Tell me the state this happens in and I bet you'll find the answer.
>>529999764The registration has gotten a lot of kids their bikes back after they were stolen. It cost $1 when I was a kid.
>>529999935Hawaii
>>529999712Same, it was a riveted on metal tag. It was like $3.00 for a lifetime registration.It worked, some nigger stole my bike one summer and the cops got it back within the week.
>>529999673ok gramps time for your morphine shot
>>529999578but wait there is more((they)) will require insurance also
>>529999578woah, second amendment, boys. We gonna protect our rights.
>>529999578To be fair, bike theft is so insane I predicted registration would become necessary.
>>529999991
>>529999999
>local government
what could have provoked this
>>529999893I have one. It gets up to 35 mph. I live in a small town and nobody has ever bothered me when I'm zipping around. In fact, I get the privilege of general traffic laws but also the leniency of a bike rider so I can do shit on the road not even motor cyclists are allowed to do. I use it mainly in warm weather since it's cheaper and more fun to use locally than my car.
>>529999991The most shitlib state in the country. No surprises.
>>529999578This is all because groids are using them to do crime and be a nuisance. Every law outside of the 10 Commandments was made because of jews or negroes.
>>529999849No, you're the retard. It's not literal niggers, it is cyclists acting like niggers. Pasty white skin but same tendency to ignore red lights.
>>529999712In what gay state? Never did that ever as a kid and we roamed on bikes wherever we wanted.
Ebery bike frame has the serial number engraved into the frame by the bottom bracket. Nigger.
>>529999578sure saar
>>529999807Where does it specify anything in your gay ass post? The fucking boxes are photoshopped
>>529999578is that comic sans? this shit isn't real.
>>529999578>needs a bike loicenseNext you will need one for TV too.
>>529999578We've had this in my town apparently since the 80s. The PD has a record of the bike's serial number, so even if a nigger thought to take off the license, you could still theoretically get your bike back. That said, I have never once ever heard of anyone here getting their stolen bike back. I think most of them are actually in the river.
>>529999578You'll have to pry the handlebars out of my cold, dead, hands pig fuckers
>>529999712>>530000007>mutts get their bikes stolen by niggers so often they have to pay for bike registration
sounds alright, particularly if its just free and done automatically.Yesterday i saw kids riding bikes down the sidewalk with out helmets.The world is actually healing, dont get your worldview from online hysterics.
>>529999707I used to ride 2 stroke gasoline dirtbikes when I was a kid you bitch ass karen.
>>530000000
>>530000420oh no we need to ticket those children immediately! just think of the children!
>>530000129A license, not a bike.
Man I remember being a kid in rural Arizona We would never talk to cops On the account of all of us , the whole neighborhood , watch one sheriff gank a kid off his bike , throw him in a car and take off after the crowd failed to comply with the deputies bullshit. But ya We would run on our bicycles I know the trails like the back of my hand from one end of the neighborhood to the other
>>529999578>place where a lot of people use more bikes than cars>local government starts forcing people to buy bicycle registrationOnly the beginning, soon they'll make you get insurance and even an actual license...for a bike. If they can't get you for cars they'll get you for whatever you replace them with. If you somehow figure out how to psychically hover they'll figure out 3 different taxes for that too
WE HAVE ALWAYS HAD BIKE LICENSES AND FEESDO NOT QUESTIONOBEYSUBMIT
>>529999578An excellent start, but until number plates are mandatory for all bicycles I won't be happy. If your brat scratches my car you better have insurance as well
>>530000690Hell to the no we haven't That isn't a thing How much you wanna bet some Jewish guy came up with that idea ? I bet 6 million shekels
>>529999578Good. If cyclists are going to use the streets they should have insurance too, I'm tired of paying for them.
Does local government have that much power in the US?Explain yourself Americunts.
>>529999578AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! MUH muh FREEDOM!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>Won't do shit2026>Can't do shit2026Send more meat for Israel, stupid Goys!
>>530000676This
>>530000108hoy shit this is so fucking hilarious. please tell me theres some clips of these retards getting hit too
>>529999578this is a local law you dumb nigger
>bike cucks really thought they would escape taxesLMAO PAY UP LIBSHIT
In my FL neighborhood they’ve been chasing down regular kids on e-bikes with 20 cops and a fucking helicopter several times now, I listen on the scanner. Many of them have gotten away lmao. One kid dropped his bike in front of people; took off on foot, came back and grabbed the bike and got away. Absolutely insane to see what our taxes are spent on, then again the kids are riding them in the fucking road like retards so it’s bound to happen.
>>529999673You are a big auto kike cocksucker. >>529999848You don't need cars in dense urban environments.>>529999913If you don't pay the fine they put a lein on your house.
>>529999811yeah, this faggot needs to name the state, the obvious blue state.
>>529999578George and the boys would have been stacking bodies by now.
>>529999578Wait until op discovered that bikes need registration even in states like Texas. Then wait until OP learns where up until recently we could get bicycle registration tags in Texas.
>>530000923
>>530000593>We would run on our bicycles
>>530000769lol fuck your faggot car you poof. If your going to get pissy because some kid dent's your car your a fucking faggot of the highest order. Shit if i knew that was your stance id deliberately key your car you utter nonce.
>>529999578I hate Bikers and Joggers. Bail Bitler
>>529999578This would be a great thing to catch niggers with stolen bikes. Let's hope they require license pl8s for bikes too.
>>529999578Minneapolis did that in the 70's and I think they still have it on the books but no one follows it. You know - Its for your safety.
>>530001040>muhh heckin 15 minute cityerino!Kys
>>530001229Lmao
>>530001057Read the thread, retard. It’s Hawaii
Oh fuck yeah time to break out my faggotass rollerblades to fight the system who's with me, we can literally get the 90's back right now
>>529999684Lmfao I just noticed that. Clown world is finally here
>>530001162people should kick these niggers off their bikes. no need for a tax, its a nigger issue clearly.The thing about cyclists is they are much more likely to die due to roads etc and they deserve it if they act like this anyway. That the tax, theirs your toll. Death via idiocy or arrogance. No license necessary.
>>530000998Hows that California grade gas can working for you?
>>530001263Let me tell you exactly what made me come to hate all cyclists. The Tour Down Under. The 2nd biggest cycling 'Festival" after the Tour De France. Weeks of having these faggots riding up and down hills, clogging up country roads and here's the best part -We legally have to give way 2m while over taking them. And you can't do that on double white lines on a country road. I was pulled over for overtaking a group of them and the nearest overtaking place was 12kms up the road. Fuck you and fuck you
>>529999578I'm actually happy cyclists now have to pay to use roads they love to hog up. so much sperging over a 1 time fee of $15 is the added bonus.
>>530001223wish he'd had his head crushed, stupid fucking monkey.Any driver that does should be pardoned imminently even if they do. Especially with all the evidence they willfully did it themselves. You'd soon see it stop if half the coon's involved are dead in a year due to accidents.
>>529999578good, fuck bike niggers
This is quite literally satanic. No honorable, human government would even think about regulating pure HPV's. By this logic, they can start to push for roller blade, or push scooter licenses.
>>529999578You use the roads that are ruined to accommodate your sissy asses, you pay for the roads too.They cite kids no doubt knowing full well that the asshole mindset of your average cyclist would compel them to abuse any exception made for kids bikes to evade paying for the permits.
>>529999578A licence, huh?
And the worst part was while I was being pulled over (The police are everywhere during the festival) The group of cyclists that I overtook passed us and one of them gave me the finger
>>529999578what commie shithole is doing this?
>>530001223Do you have some where they actually DIE ?
>>529999578Shooting cops for this is completely acceptable
>I'M ANGRY ABOUT BICYCLESshut up
>>530001964i wish
>>530001629look bruce i hate those spandex fruits too. they don't deserve privliges on the road and shouldnt treat it like a playground. my issue its for kids/youths who can't afford a car yet. thats who im sympathising with. it aint right to punish them, but yes you should be legally allowed to harras/knock spandex middle class wankers hogging lanes, your right. we have the same gay shit here but difference is we speed past the twats all the time and police don't do shit and you watch the homo squeal in your mirror blue murder and you laugh. sounds more like its the plods who are your enemy here, not some kids who need it for A to B.
>>529999578California isn't really america. it's something different
>>530001858Good. If it were me, I would have given you HPV.
>>529999712>Kids were always supposed to get a tag for their bikeslmao americucks
>>530000443For me it was the 16 stroke diesel
>>529999578Based
>>529999578Why don't they say which insane local government does this? If you realize they're pieces of shit running a scam why protect their reputation?
>>530001743don't get me wrong here.pricks like this deserve it. fuck their stupid 10k bikes. im just sorry for the little guy who uses a cheap bike for work or school, not these lycra twats who ruined it for everyone and abused the road rights given.i just think this documentation shit is satanic authoritarian niggerdry. give an inch and they take a mile, clearly.
>>529999712Faggots like you are why I need to register my car>>529999940Don't leave it lying around in black neighborhoods next time
>>530000355>sovereign>citizenpick one
>>529999578
>>529999578Lol, what a cucked country
>>529999712>>530000007This was NEVER a thing for me growing up. You were in a blue state.
>>529999578>Land of the free.
>>529999578You can thank nogs and other assorted shitwads for riding these annoying fucking things in traffic in public and stealing the fuck out of them.
>>530000007>>529999712WTF? Where? I’ve never heard of this requirement outside of the context of motorized(incl. electric) bicycles, having lived as an observant and local law/ordinance aware citizen of D/FW, TX, MO, WV, and Massachusetts(regrettably).
>>529999578i recently learned that you have to pay taxes on shit you buy out of stateincredible levels of kikery
>>529999578no bicycle is permanentyou require no permission to use your property how you see fitanyone telling you otherwise is jewish
>>529999578Also OP just don' comply. the nog's cleary wont lolwhat next, skateboards? give me a break. you know its only out of touch boomers who support these gay measures because they saw a kid whizz by happily on one without a care in the world. miserable cunts.
>>530001743>>530002353While I think bicycles should not be allowed on highways the truck driver was clearly in the wrong here. Pay close attention to the road markings.
>>530001162When he slides by just say "dumb nigger" and he'll hop right off. Then you lay him out.
>>529999712horseshit.never heard of it in my life.
>>529999712They were free, optional, and only used to track the bike down in case a nigger tried to steal it. I had a bike at home and a bike at my grandma's so we didn't have to drag one back and forth. No way my parents would've paid $30/year in licenses just for me to have 2 bikes
>>530001223dumb nigger
Regardless of licensure laws, in any state in America, you can be arrested for a DUI while riding a bike
>>529999578Why the fuck do I need a license for a UniFliz bike?!Fuck them and their UK tier loicense bullshit being put in America.You shouldn't have to have a license to ride a UniFliz bike!
Looks fake lol. Why would government forms use comic sans? You guys are fucking retarded.
>>530002715if enough fatalities happen, it would (hopefully) teach people not to use a motorway with a bicycle (or even an A road, frankly) would just be Darwinism at work, no tax required.
>>529999578Where's she from originally? Municipal-level regulation of bicycles has been a common, long-standing practice in Canada and the United States, dating back to the late 19th century.
>>529999578>They said it was to help with stolen bikes but it's a sticker that can peel off.Get a dremel and engrave the serial number from the sticker onto the bottom of the bike frame.
>>529999684Kek fucking kek
Howdy pardner, mightn' you show me yer bike permit?
>>529999684Legacy systems zoomie. Deal with it.
>>529999578>>license It's a fucking registration not a license. California has been doing this for years and it's just another grift.
>>530002568well you know the probem, so the solution is simple: If you see ANY coon on a bike, he should be knocked of it, arrested (if not already killed) and his bike confiscated or returned to a lock up lost and found for victims if it is stolen. plus, the knockee get's a quick $100-$1000 (state wealth depending) for doing a civic duty. It would really be that simple and life would get marginally better, i guarantee it.
>>529999578man we all have the same reddit feed here huh?
>>529999991>>530000071Look at the state flag of Hawaii for details on Hawaiian madness.
>>530000191>I have the same rights as a car>Weaves in traffic>Riding in fast lane>Switches to pedestrian when convenient >LoL what's a stop sign?It's about time, hopefully light ev motorcycles and bikes get better definitions/regulations
>>530003164That would literally be andy frank 6 million ×2.
>>530000416drop the goonie bag bruce the fucking pooskins steal the petrol out of all your dirtbikes and atvs so they can go be 'rama rama'
>>530002715bike aren't allowed on highways in the U.S.
>bicycle>has an engine>18 mphYeah, no shit. You're driving a mini motorcycle.
>>530002746>only used to track the bike down in case a nigger tried to steal it.They can be scraped right off. Its just a way to get kids used to the slave system of always getting permission slips for their "Freedoms"
>>530003544Where does it say that?
>>530003544>drivingAre you actually that stupid?
>>530002715That was the truck driver avoiding them. Turns out semis at highway speeds don't do well interacting with bikes at 10 mph.>"german" thinks the truck is blowing past on an exit ramp on purpose
>>529999578It baffles me that they complain about selfish impatient drivers testing their limits with pedestrians and cyclists (reasonable), but they also go and swerve around cars at a dangerously close distance while in traffic?Just because you have a smaller profile than a car doesn't mean you're safer than them or the driver, you jackass. People on motorcycles sometimes do this but I think they learn their lesson very early on.People need to learn how to be patient and fucking kind for once. Ego flexing about your choice of transportation is extremely retarded.
>>530002409Based knower
>>530001162>stick>spokeskek
>>529999578>liberal faggot states now issuing loiscences for children's bicycles>they also banned all the halfway decent guns
>>529999578>In the USA >Local government>Not even state government but some faggy municipality inside of a county in a state It's not true but I wish it were. Fuck cyclists.
>>529999673First post most correct post. Make this shit national.
>>530003551The bikes have serial numbers stamped into the metal. Even if you scraped the sticker off you could still track the serial number. Some 12 yo 75IQ nog isn't going to scratch the serial number off
>>530001229Very nice. People need to chose their words carefully.
>>530004369Yes no shit - So why would you need to get a sticker? No reason except to get you used to being a slave.
>>530000798And how much have you paid? I haven’t gotten anything.
to whom this may concern>pot kettle blackI know, howeverAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT BOIKE CHAP?>but paki rape gangs and bbc licence I dont care nigger HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA GO DIE FOR ISRAEL
>>529999578>bro i'll just buy a bike and save mon-ACKKKkek bros are literally paying to do goy labor now.
>>529999712I used to work in a bike shop and we would see older bikes with registration stickers from cities, counties, and states all over the country. It wasn’t every old bike, but it was a lot.
>>529999578good, next force these bicycle faggots to wear helmets, have insurance and a license
>>529999673You are a raped kikeslave, Auschwitz is your home.
>>530003416t. never been rama ramangmi tranny kike, go huff a babys foreskin
>>529999578>I'm in the U.S.>the local gov'tI'm so fucking tired of sharing a planet with retards.
>>529999578It’s probably a good thing to help get rid of the middle school e-bike gangs that swarm city streets.
>>529999578Redditors should be happy that government is regulating bikes. Deregulation is an abomination. This redditor (picrel) got everything he hoped for.
>>530005321It's mildly infuriating.
>>530002192look prick he could easily cross state lines with that bicycle
Registration vs. Licensing: While no state requires a "license" to operate a bicycle, some local jurisdictions may require bicycles to be registered (e.g., in some cities in California and Florida).Hawaii: Residents in Hawaii must register both traditional and electric bicycles ($15 fee for those 18 or older).According to AI this guy lives in california, the gay parts of florida or hawaii so I don't feel sorry for his dumb ass. Liberal retards always elect liberal retards and then complain when liberal retardation applies to and ruins their own lives.
>>529999578Once again lunchtime rowdies ruin another thing.
>>530002611They did it where I was growing up but it was less "let the government know what bike you have goy" and more "we know this bike is yours so if it's stolen we can get it back" but it was never mandatory
>>529999578IM NOT CYCLING IM TRAVELING OFFICER
>>530004794>shitskin muzzie with a VPN has an opinion
>I'm in the USA
>>529999684>>530001533>>530002959>>530000324WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!? A CLEAR AND EASY TO READ FONT!!! OH GOD OH FUCK I'M GOING INSANE SAVE ME SATYA NADELLA!!!!!
>>529999578>I'm in USCalifornia is no longer part of the USStop lying, fag
>>529999684those kids need a font they will recognize when the officer writes them up
>>530000355according to maritime law you're a fag
>>529999578>CaliforniaJust another money grab. They found another item to tax.
>>529999578anglos + jews = you lose
>>529999578Third world shithole
>>530000108Jeet clips are better.
lol my kids rip down the road on dirt bikes whenever they want and i dont even report those on property tax
>>529999712yeah its just not enforced anymore unless you find an older cop who wants to fuck with you because you don't give him unconditional respect>>530000416>the law only exists because niggersmany such cases
>we deserve the road!lmao okay then>mandatory licenseslmao
>>529999811lmao i was thinking this is something jewberger would do
>>530008451Pedestrian license for walking next.
>>529999712This. When I was a kid, our classroom had a Dearborn cop come in and tell us not to shoplift, and to get a license for our bikes. He said that if a Dearborn cop sees a black kid riding a bike towards Inkster, he will stop him and get our bike back. He literally said "black kid". Times were different.
>>530004111checked
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>>530000146this is true. I saw this coming as soon as those endless videos of e-niggers playing chicken with cars. the saner solution would have been to make it legal to run e-niggers over
>>530000071Nobody is going to drive the bike off the island
>>530000339If you attempt to get your bike out of the river in the US, you will probably magnet up a pipe bomb and will be arrested
>>529999578Got what they voted for
>>530005476You can actually get tickets for bad driving in California.
>>529999673They need license plates.
I love my Roubaix.
>>530012349Or a gun and then you will be implicated in a crime. Film everything
>>529999991>>530000071Oahu is actually pretty ghetto once you get away from touristy places.Bikes are easy pickings for little ghettos fucks but you can run into some serious shit if you go to the wrong place
>>530012963Texans and Californians will sometimes meme about going independent of the US, but Hawaii actually has one of the best historical claims to it and they have limited independence movements (which never really goes anywhere because dosh talks).
>>529999578That's Unconstitutional.
>>530000000>>529999999
people better get used t\o getting kiked by governments as they leech off the population to fund their kike destruction of western civilization
>>529999578You guys gonna need a walking license soon.Be sure to die for israel.
>>529999578I have read some news talking about bicycle registration and even insurance. I think that if having a car keeps getting more and more expensive and also because they are impossible to use in big cities, that bicycles will keep increasing in the cities. If they keep increasing then there will be more accidents and then car owners will complain for the bicycle owners not having insurance to pay for the repairs in their cars. What was before just a thing someone did on weekends to have fun will become a new way of daily transportation so it will need to be regulated.
oiyou got a loicense for that bike?
>>530013561Not according to the States of Florida and California
>>529999764Cyclist on roads made for cars are animals
>>529999578>>530000071This is just another penis inspection day joke, right? You burgers don't really do this...right?
Total 2wheel death.
>>530001537The government is made to protect those subhumans. If someone did to them what they deserve, they'd be sent to prison for the rest of their lives.
>>529999578i'm fine with anything that keeps these faggots off the road
>>529999940bullshit
>>529999848
>need a license to ride a bike>need a license to watch porn>need a license to verify your age on an operating systemOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEE
>>530001162Id just deck the bigger in the face for being suck a cock.
>>530001537>people should kick these niggers off their bikes. no need for a tax, its a nigger issue clearly.we don't live in a sane society
I miss living somewhere I could reasonably bike for commuting, it's been years.
>>529999811>>530008532Actually, this is Hawaii.Virginia is run by competent Democrats that want to promote bicyclists not hinder them.
>>529999578in case you goyim had any sneaky ideas of keepin your kids anonamous
>>530000231Is like we did in Nebraska Oblast
>>529999578>Yo brah, did you got a license for walking in the streets? Got mine here in Californie yesterday!>Nah, m8. I don't even have a loicense for wearing shoes, it's hard to get them here in Britain!
>>529999578Yankee communists, same people who gave you dog poop bags and dog leashes
slow your roll, cagie
>>529999578Based>>529999673This
>>530003343>I ignore the law because I am a nigger Nigger brain coded
>>529999578>this is car landwe know.
>>530021561Holy shit, the end of that .webm
>>529999578Bike Niggers were bragging about using the highways and stopping at lights clogging up traffic. Pay up faggots, you should need to have registration and insurance too
>>530017657>dont need an ID to votestrange, that.
>>529999578>OI YOU GOT LOICENCE FOR THAT BICYCLE?
>>530000593
>>530000129Damn nigger be careful. I see you niggers zipping around on those things and you have no idea how easy it would be to not see you and then you're dead.Wear a helmet and make sure your bike has bright lights and don't be a retard if you can help it.
None of y'all even talking about the Ebike crisis RN where people drive those everywhere even on fucking roads
>>529999712OI! YE GOT A LOICENSE FER DAT VELOCIPEDE?!
Texting: 12000 JPYRailroad crossing violation: 7000 JPYRight-hand riding: 6000 JPYRunning a red light: 6000 JPYFailure to stop at a stop sign: 5000 JPYOver capacity: 3000 JPY
>>529999999>>530000000
>>529999578>Um... excuse me mister, but I am not riding my bike, I am *travelling* to my school.
>>530000007You know bikes have serial numbers right. You don't have to registrate for that.
>>529999578Lmfao kikes and their big oil mutt golems saw my recent posts and decided to shut it down
