I'm gonna be 31 this year. I could've done it, I tied the extension cord to the tree, had it tied perfectly and if I jumped, that would've been it. But I didn't.
Same but I was 17
>>530001613And you shouldn't. We're about to get 30 girls.
>>530001613Pussy
>>530001613Life's pretty good at 31. Can still get 20 somethings in bed pretty easily. Have more money than when you were in your 20s but not as tired as you get in your 40s. Take advantage anon, time flies by while you're wasting time being miserable about dumb shit.
>>530001770Of course but I'm alive! My two main adversaries, one ended up jailed for distributing fent, one was found in a pool of his own vomit just before Thanksgiving. He was 27, motherfucker threw his life away so he could be a part of some dumbass club.
>>530002054C'mon, i'm making some cash here gimme a break. Oh by the way did you know a brazillian was once one of the wealthiest men in the world? His name is Eike Batista and he got rich by selling, have a guess? Exactly, oil.
>>530001613Good on you!
>>530001613You're still going to die and it's coming way quicker than you little young ones can even fathom. You'll chase money and pussy until it's all over and your last thoughts might be of playing on a playground at recess and then you'll be gone forever
>>530002654Kek I’m gay
>>530002654Ok but I'm fine with that, if #3 happens, I'll work out a bit beforehand, I'll get drafted and then I'll be carried away on the wings of Uncle Sam's eagle.
Never understood why people anhero without taking some politician's and niggers with them
Every year it gets a little bit harder to keep saying no, but you find ways to keep on going.
>>530001613you should throw yourself into traffic to give as much people PTSD as a prank
>>530001613Why hate yourself when there are so many others that deserve your fury?
>>530002654We go on. This is a simulation and we're either aliums or future humans in the real world.
>>530003091Soon as you use an indoor toilet.
>>530003204I grew up a cretin. I was scared of everything. I didn't realize they wanted another girl until much later on. Made a lot of mistakes. Burned every bridge. Things are way better now but it took a lot of minimum wage drudgery and a lot of unpleasant interactions and homeless shelters, psych wards just to end up here in the new stage of life.
Good anon. We are going to need you on the frontlines. That George Floyd colossus isn't going to build itself in Iran.
>>530003019In many ways the mindset is the opposite of empowering anger. If you're seriously considering taking yourself out, you've already exhausted all hope and energy to do anything. Of course martyrs trying to send a message are a completely different beast.
>>530003664You could at least try to land on a jew or something.
>>530001613So you're a loser AND you can't tie a knot.
>>530001613Suicide is fags. Glad you are alive that means you are straight.
>>530002054>I can fuck younger womenIt's not a brag.You shouldn't be chasing girls after 25.
>>530001613Great. Now make it israel's problem.
>>530003833>chasing girlsvery true. let them look, but there's no reason to engage
>>530001613You should've just jumped because its not going to get any better, anon.In fact, its only going to get worse.I am 35 and still a virgin, I think about tying that knot sometimes.I shouldn't have listen to my parents and majored in engineering, I should've become a musician.
>>530001613In another universe, you actually went through with it and died. In this one, however, you didn't because you can't die. No matter what, you'll live on.
>>530003368Channel your rage, direct it outward. Make yourself strong. Let hate be your guide.
>>530004010Either MGTOW or have a family by 30.Either way, still dating/fucking girls is loser-tier.
>>530003833You can start being a fag when you hit 26 if you want. Leaves more women for the rest of us.
>>530005418I settled and have two sons.Enjoy putting your cock in various wet holes.I get laid more often than you.
>>530006013>Enjoy putting your cock in various wet holes.Thanks, I will.
>>530006013When she leaves you are you going to turn into a homo, become a monk, or are you going to find another woman? I got married young, bitch left at 30 and I found a younger, better replacement who I've been with for 17 years. Guess I should have given up on life like a miserable fucking loser instead though.
>>530001613You don’t know shit until you know the taste of cold steel and gun oil
>>530006468Pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two different things
>>530001613>I could've done it,Don't rush things. There's always tomorrow, next week and next year. Just knowing that you have the balls to actually pull it off is half the battle.
>>530008226Haven't had the thoughts in years.
>>530007655Wise words. Though I suspect both end poorly.
>>530001613based. same but diff method. it never got better but i live out of peer spite.
>>530007655you can't do SHIT without your BALLS
>another age related threadWe get we're all old and going to die.
>>530001613Better luck next time
Nice way to set yourself up for failureNever claim victory beforehand
>>530009515>jungle spic giving out ordersKnow how silly you sound?
>>530001613Based, suicide is for faggots.
>>530001613I bought the rope two years ago but ended up not using it and threw it out when I changed appartments.Still wish I did it desu but couldn't bring myself to ruin my parents lives like that when they genuinely did their best.
>>530010217It took me a long time to realize how much they cared about me because like most boomers, they have a funny way of showing it.
>>530001613The illusion of choice via quantum immortality
>>530001613I’m turning 32 in a monthMy life is at its peakHope you can feel the same one day op. Things can change
>>530006468Most likely go full Diogenes
