>i was just talking to my girlfriends and i just find it funny how all their boyfriends joined the army to fight iran but you havent
Use that imagination to kill yourself, I know you can find a way
>>530009569women aren't allowed on this board
Are you and your friends niggers or something, nobody actually joins the army anymore.
>>530009569>army>fighting iranhahahaha get a load of this idiot stuck in the 1800s
>>530009569show flag goat fucker
>>530009569Wait, so all of your friends are home alone right now?
>>530009569Unfortunately I don’t think I can marry someone unless it’s a deranged /pol/ femcel
I have a girlfriend :D?
>>530009767Without men to protect them from being raped you say?Intredasting....
>>530009569>>530009673>>530009681>>530009687Can you niggers please learn what trolling outside of /b/ looks like and act accordingly.
>>530009743In OPs defense, a lot of people join whatever branch they can during times of war because they're drunk on patriotism and don't realize they'll spend most of their enlistment guarding a warehouse in Alaska.
>>530009897>Can you niggers please learn what trolling outside of /b/ looks like and act accordingly.you are really stupid
>>530009569Why haven't you OP? Wamen can fight on the front lines too now. It's called equality
>>530009569>I was just fucking my new girlfriend who doesn't want me dead.
>>530009569i am an incel, nigger
>>530009569I really just am not able to honey. As you well know I've comited fully to gooning to brazilian fart porn 5 hours a day, every day, and such a thing just would not be feasible on the battlefield. Now please excuse me as I've got important work to do.
>>530009569Fake: gen z doesnt dateGay: pretending to be an imaginary woman
>>530009569What are you talking about, you have like three friends and they're all married with kids.Do you want to sit on my face tonight?
>>530009569>casually cheats on gf with her friends
>>530009569Having the majority of men being sent off to die would actually a great thing for your dating life. Supply and Demand, and half the Supply is dying in a ditch
>I was talki-ACK
WHAT DID YOU SAY HONEY IM BUSY BLASTING GOBLIN ARCHERS WITH MY MORTARS!
>>530010507they have no weapon against my puritythe vaginal jew has no power over me
>>530009569Not as funny as I do.
>>530009569nigga do you make her cum thats all it takes no one care about iran iran through your girls pussy while she was giving out white feathers HHMMMMMHH????
>>530009569>I was talking to my boys and it's funny how all their wives are stay at home mothers who homeschool their kids but you aren't
>>530009569>i know, i've been fucking them every day since their boyfriends left
I'm not allowed to enlist because of supposed psychopathic tendencies.
>>530010507VOLCEL NEET CHADS SHALL INHERIT THE EARTH
>>530011375so it is said so it is written
>>530009569funny, I was just talking to my boyfriends and I just find it funny how all their girlfriends are an acceptable weight but you arent' you fat stupid bitch.
>>530011467>I was just talking to my boyfriendanon, y r u ghey?
>>530009681Unless they show their tits (they never do)
>>530009569Feels good having a ride or die gf that doesn't fall for jewops like this
>>530011179
>>530009569my wife is my property. she isnt allowed to have unwed female friends so this conversation is outside of the realm of possibility. not to mention she is as anti septic as i am.
>>530009569>So they're all home alone? Send me their numbers!
I’m Catholic and I don’t believe in Israel
>>530009569It’s a war of choice and non-existential.
>>530009569>all their boyfriends joined the armyoh hell yeah
>>530009569Bitch shut up, you got any more of those feathers?
dont worry bros i'll still be here to fuck you and tuck you in
>>530009569It’s Jody BBC season
>>530009569Jokes on you jews, I have no interest in 3d women.
>Aren't they cheating on them?
>>530009569Yea bitch I’ll be fucking them all….for the country
As a green card holder with multiple other permanent residencies as well as citizenship, I am not obligated to fight for America, to die for Israel, nor could they ever make me due to my digital non-alignment. It is the only true independence that can only be bought by sufficient wealth and intellect. Also, you should help your friends by telling them that I'm happy to help with car repairs or house maintenance if needed.
>>530009569I always find it funny when glow niggers make posts like this, they're so fucking out of touch they legitimately think women's standards haven't hyper-inflated beyond the solar system, and every guy has a gf or wife. This isn't the fucking 90's anymore you dumb ass boomers. Like half of all men now are involuntary celibate and women are all fighting for a spot in abuse chad's harem. Should have prevented women from being able to use social media and dating sites if you wanted to use women to manipulate men, because now women find most men disgusting and ugly and would rather be misandrist CUNTS to them then be a decent human being with empathy.
>>529999999
>>530009569>I also find it funny
>>530009569Level 35 wizard here, what's a girlfriend?
>>530012812Thanks babe
I'm a guy who has been in multiple long term relationships over the course of the last 20 years. I experienced teenage highschool love. I had that university girlfriend that felt like the one. I've slept with every race. Workplace relationship. Online hookups. Fell in love with a Mexican girl in a mezcal bar in Roma Norte. Dated a girl from a wealthy family, and girls from poor families. An African. Pink nipples. Etc. Recently I bought a mechanical blowjob machine and found a consistent hookup for pure mdma and I no longer see the purpose in finding a relationship.
>>530009569One summer in 2007 i fucked like 4 chicks whose husbands were deployed in Iraq. I was just there (austin) for a consulting client. I wasn't even trying to do that, its just all the biggest whores in the bars were married to soldiers and once they knew i was from out of town it was on.
>>530009569They didn't. You're just saying they did.
>>530009569I know guys in the Army, and this reflects how 90% of their cheating exes began their affairs. I'm not exaggerating. Women feel most comfortable getting recommendations about guys from friends, especially if they intend to fuck around. It's worth noting that they could easily be screenshotted on Tinder and "the apps," so they default to the old ways.
>>530009569>but honey, women are equal now. why don't you enlist too? we can die together like in your books and movies. i love you so much.
>>530011232kek true
>>530011232It's a bit frustrating when you see guys who are terrible—don't pay their bills, never keep a job, and refuse to help with housework—yet they still keep girlfriends because they give HARD orgasms. I can do that and STILL get bitched at to mow the lawn.
>>530009569I don't have a girlfriend.
>>530012812thanks, daddy. i know u love me n shit <3
>>530009971Not the universal experience.Alaska is one of the okay-ish bases too. Not as good as being in japan or something but not as bad as being in fort hood or worse bumfuck africa.
>>530013519based
>>530011656Once upon a time some did, now this is an incel website unfortunately
>>530011168hell yeah
What's the Space Force role against Iran? Shooting down chinese satellites? That sounds cool
>>530009569>caring about a woman’s opinionnot once
>>530009569>Oh haha you should invite them over so we can chat about it. You're busy? It's alright honey, give me their numbers, I'll do it!
>>530014568Space forces controls all the low orbit Spy Satellites they used them to kill the Ayatollah.
>>530009569>wifejack.jpg>girlfriends>boyfriendsKek
>>530009569>so they're available?
>>530009569>they got boots your size>bitchsage in all fields
>>530009841back door's open, you say?
>>530009569this is the dumbest psyop yet.you think any of these faggots have girlfriends, instead of posting on 4chan and sucking copious amounts of cock?
>>530009569>Memeflaggot 1pbtid trollpost>Page 1, guaranteed replies from the dipshits on /pol/You fucking people deserve to be tricked and ruled. Kikes are right about you. You are cattle to be led by the nose, it's so obviously your true nature.
>>530009569Nice meme flag. Herbs applied.
