Good. Octobros are too smart to be eaten.
Grok, is this based or cringe?
bout damn time!
>>530010343This is gonna piss off the Chinese
>>530010343>The cartels actually answer to Cthulushit
>>530010343Squid bros.....
Yeah that seems like the most pressing issue in Mexico right nowGlad to see that the Mexican politicians who weren't assassinated have their priorities in order
>>530010343Octopi are smarter than the average 80 year old that can still vote.
>>530010391They are truly peak evolution. Basically a brain with tentacles and jet engine
>>530010733>Basically a brain with tentacles and jet enginetrvke
>>530010343meh
>>530010613True, but they're also tastier than them
>>530010343what about cartels. are they going to make them Illegal?
>>530010391fpbp Based Mexibros.
>>530010391Smart but unconscious.
>>530010343You won't do squid
>>530010343I am one of the few people out there that enjoy a good boiled octopus
>>530010343Octopus Farming? for what? Ink? Sushi Bars? Chinese Penis Medicine?
>>530011206Fucking zerg abomination
>>530010733Checked, and they have a scary beak…
>>530010343Good, they're bros and also taste like shit
>>530011206Cute
Grilled octopus is delicious
>>530010343FUCK! I just invested my life savings into an Octopus farm in Tijuana!
>>530011206they're eating mom
>>530011258They commit suicide
>>530011319You've got to be squidding me
>>530011706We're squid outta luck.
>>530010343oh noI hope they don't come for my indoor shrimp farm next
Octopuses do not have any bones with the exception of their beaks. so if you are responsible and depraved enough to be literally the life support of your 8 limbed friend, you can debeak it like how you'd declaw a cat and then push your member into it's feed chute.You can then let it subsist on your baby batter.The Octopus is smart. Very smart. It will learn that without it's beak, it cannot feed on anything else but your human seed that has to be milked from you.Every morning, you will feel your clothes slide off and a damp weight on your lower half.The sensation creeps up your body until most of the jiggly mass has enveloped the entire length. It will start pumping as fast as it can for it is hungry.The animal gyrates its empty stomach and the folds of its brain rubbing on your glans, begging for nutrition.You climax and give the marine creature's breakfast. The pumping slows down but doesn't stop to milk out the last few drops of its meal.Looking into its yellow animal eyes, it looks back with a thousand-yard stare. This will be routine for all of its meals for the rest of it's 3-5 years on this god forsaken planet.
>>530012188classic
>>530012188
>>530012188Just fuck your dog like a normal person, fucking sicko.
>>530010343With how many gay Mexicans I've met it's not surprising they banned pus.
>>530012188Canada burns soon.
>>530010343it's actually said that in millions of years the Octopus will leave the Ocean and there will be Octopus people
Unironically what's preventing octopi from evolving to human levels of intelligence or beyond? Lifespan? Lack of evolutionary pressure to evolve further?
>>530011206What is this?!?
>>530011458sport fishing bait
Homo Sapiens have been on earth for 300,000 years. Octopus have been on the planet for 300 million years. Why aren't they on the moon or making shit?
>>530010343takoyaki.......
Why don't jews want me to eat octopus?
>>530011206cute bug
>>530013691Life span too short and they are not social animals so they can't generate language nor culture, thus no matter how smart they are their individual advancements, skills and knowledge dies with them instead of being shared and build upon.
didn't even know you could farm those
>>530010343eating an octopus is like eating human meat. in fact your average 2 month old octopus are smarter than 60% of humans.
>>530014726tastes better than nearly every other creatures on earth doe
>>530013691life span. if humans would genetically engineer them to have human lifespans they would be on the moon in a matter of a few generations.
>>530013859It's a mommy centipede cuddling her kids.
>>530012188I don't even ...
>>530014726That's not a high bar to clear when 60% of humans are nogs and jeets.>>530014496Makes sense. Kinda curious that scientists haven't tried experimenting with pushing a group of octopi into being more social and cooperative in an attempt to see if they'd form some sort of rudimentary civilization over multiple generations.
>>530010391retard take. My inventor made it so I'd want to eat the smartest animals possible. No I'm not a chinksect that wants to eat bugs etc... Simple as.
>>530010343That's great. But how absurd that it's allowed to do the same to other animals.
>>530010343The world is saved
>>530014917>Kinda curious that scientists haven't tried experimenting with pushing a group of octopi into being more social and cooperative in an attempt to see if they'd form some sort of rudimentary civilization over multiple generations.That would be quite expensive and take a couple of decades of efforts so difficult to justify it to investment boards just for the lulz.>>530015355One step at a time, nigga
They taste so good though.
>>530011258The average octopus is smarter than the average brownoid.
>>530010391I agree. It's like eating an elephant or an orca or a whale. I would never
>>530015780They really don’t. They do have good texture but terrible taste
>>530016241If they are so intelligent... Why not eat them? You are what you eat, so.... I wanna be big brain :)
>>530010343Thank God, this is some fantastic fucking news, like actually this is wonderful.It’s just been too much to bare the constant horrors, I’m so happy kindness and love has prevailed for the octopus.I love them.
>>530015780Fucking scumbag.
>>530016454Hey so you're from Brazil, I'm from the US, let's join forces. Perhaps we could dig a tunnel or something along those lines. I'll meet you directly under Jamaica
>>530010391why does everyone in /pol/ have the faggiest takes now?
They don’t want spaghetti monsters wrath
>>530013975Octoniggers, anon. The same reason we arent on the moon or some shit. Except their niggers have more arms.
>>530016685Whats the plan once we're in Jamaica, fren?
>>530017115Smoke weed and make you an honorary whiteJust dig straight down, then over.
>>530017154Shieeet. Very kind of you, sir. Friend of mine just stopped by, he brought us some weed, and right now he's playing mortal kombat 11 on my pc. I'm not digging a tunnel, btw. X(
>>530010343based.
>>530010343I could never eat one. They are too intelligent.
>>530010343Good. Respect the Octopus.
>>530017066Goddammit, you racist hillbilly managed to make me chuckle by imagining a subaquatic antebellum south.
>>530016241I would.
>>530010558It probably took the president like 5 minutes to read the summary and stamp it.
>>530010343I'm not sure if this will benefit or harm the octopus population.
>>530018574
bummer
>>530010343Good they have no business killing animals smarter than they are
>>530011206Yea but Grimsby...
Based beanersYou shouldn't eat intelligent and/or loyal beings such as octopus, dogs, crows, whales...
>>530010391They literally have 1 year life expectancy. It's not that much of a loss
We should make something like pic rel
>>530010343Octopus are awesome at driving tractors though.
>>530014496>>530014823I think the being underwater thing also kinda fucks them over
>>530010733peak evolution that dies after it nuts once and lives as long as a carton of milk
>>530011258they're not only conscious, they have meta awareness
>>530019588only whales wouldn't eat you.
>>530012188A FUCKING LEAF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>530013691Octopi have human level intelligence or beyond. They're smarter than children of their age or older, and they get smarter rapidly their entire lives without limit, they just don't live very long.
>>530012188Canada.
>>530011206>you must build on the creep
>>530012188I loathe having to share the same earth as a fucking degenerate like you sir, top kek though.
>>530012831Underrated
