Where would you escape to evade conscript?
>>530022264I'd preemptively join voluntarily in a non-infantry role before the draft
>>530022346>>530022264Why can't I just show them my post history? It's all racism and antisemitism and schizophrenia. How will they know I'm not a liability in live combat ready to frag and defect for a aryan bride?
>>530022264I would just take the prison time and wait it out until China wins and comes save me.
>>530022533because it's easy as one-two-three to crack a retard pretending to be schizo and any psych worth his salt will do it.And then you'll get a stamp "fit for service" and go to war.t. work with actual schizos and every now and then we get a fake schizo who's afraid of boot camp.You want to evade draft? Cripple yourself, that's a surefire method.
>>530022711does being overweight count?
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>>530022264Call everyone a nigger. Either you get cut loose or you get a free N-Word Pass.
>>530022264Always the mountains, they just don’t go through the effort when there is a million in the city
>>530022711Nah I am too high IQ, I have realized the sure fire 'end war' method, if only everyone had the balls to follow.You obey everything like a good soldier until they finally hand you weapons and you have opportunity and you start BLASTING THE ZOG BOTS THAT WORKED FOR THE JEWS THAT TRIED SEND YOU TO WAR!Why hello mr drill sgrt... sure would be a shame..
>>530022697I'll forward your support of the Chinese people to Xi. You'll be the first freed from prison comrade and may be given a job on the jew purging squads.
>>530022264chile and be a chilean cowboy, the andes are stunning
>>530022264the draft, much like jury duty, is an IQ test.I got a jury duty notice a few months ago. It was hilarious when they sent me the follow up letter excusing me. I got that one framed. t. 4F category
>>530022264>Where would you escape to evade conscript?Valhalla, via glorious battle against those who wish to forcefully conscript me.
>>530022958Imagine on dday, I just throw a grenade into one of the boats as we're landing on the shore vs the german forces?
>>530022264He is correct. Now you can see many anywhere but I had seen only handful of blacks in my entire life until recently. So I had been believing they were such cool people, better looking than us Asian and even had been admiring them. I think many Japanese would be seeing Indians the same way I did to black people. Indians are gaijins and the gaijins are westerners speaking English fluently. So Indians are the westerners.
>>530022346that doesnt stop you from getting sent to the front lines. just look at the ukraine war. aircraft mechanics and shit were given a gun and told to die in a trench.
>>530022264I own a gun so I don't need to escape. Why don't europeans own guns?
>>530022770i don't know the limitations and demands of burger army. I know that faking anything mental won't work. None of that "i hear voices" crap works, ever.I guess faking some crap with kidneys could work? Unless they make you pee in a cup while watching. which they probably would do - easy to arrange.
>>530022264israel oh wait
>>530022264I will shoot anyone who comes knocking on my door. Rather prison than dying for Israel.
>>530022264why not kill local elite jew? if everyone start doing it the world will cleanse itself. no more war.
>>530022264The muslim part of the philippines is the only right answer.
>>530024011And get beheaded lol
>>530022958Lol
>>530024151they're philippinos first before they're muslims. money and genes will talk.
>>530024260Have fun
>>530023788You too can report comments like thishttps://tips.fbi.gov/home
>>530024411Yup just did
>>530024497>no "gay sex with hats on">no "how to take screenshot"come on bro
I've been diagnosed with BPD. I'm pretty sure that would disqualify me. Unless you want to hand an aggressive and suicidal man a gun and put him in a stressful situation with someone telling him what to do all day. And don't get me started on those Jews
>>530022264Conscript? Why are memeflags so retarded in thinking the US is going to draft anyone? It's not needed. You're watching in real time what happens in a Civilization game when you cap out the tech trees and your opponents are still playing in the mud. I swear you izzat faggots post this shit because you want to get stepped on by Army boots, but are too scared to just say it.
>>530022264>escape>evadeKnife fight me.No balls.
>>530022264mexico
>>530022264I would study for the ASVAB really hard for a month, go take it, get a really good score.Then go enlist in the Space Force.
>>530022264You don't need to escape. Just proactively ask for a gun so you can shoot jews and niggers and you'll be instantly safe from any service.
>>530022961based memeflagbrother
>>530022264I hear the thermal ducts of mt Erebus are nice this time of year
>>530022533because they will smell bullshit on you a mile away. you think you are the first person to pretend to be crazy to avoid a draft?
>>530022264Impenetrable pillow fort
>>530022264in the USA? nigga i'd move to LA and pretend i'm an illegalwould get me free food and housing too lol
>>530022264My house. After all the conscription agents are dead.
>>530025451I'm not pretending though kek I'm outright saying I will defect as I hate Jews over all else even my own safety there are probably many Americans that are in the same boat as I am.
>If you draft me and put a gun in my hands I will use that gun to shoot any kike I see, whether they are in our military or in the Israeli militaryI will record the conversation and if they draft me after that, then the deaths of kike allies are on their hands.
>>530022264I'd die bombing the draft officer or van squad.>>530022346Cuck. I would never help the people who hate me.
>>530022958>You obey everything like a good soldier until they finally hand you weapons and you have opportunity and you start BLASTING THE ZOG BOTS THAT WORKED FOR THE JEWS THAT TRIED SEND YOU TO WAR! Thatcs too late. The real best option is to blast the draft officer. No more draft officers means no more soldiers.
>>530022770They'll just make you work out if they really need soldiers. Only takes a couple months to turn even the fattest retard into prime zogmeat. You'd genuinely have to cut off your leg or something and you might still get put in some sitting role like driving a tank.
>>530026024I love you, please go die for Israel?
I would love to enlist in the army but I'm schizophrenic. Hit me up if you will give me an exception as long as I take my pills. I'm not THAT crazy.
>>530023085Based swedebro
>>530026337Not going to work after decades of openly genociding us.
>>530022264I already did. Some fentanyl junkie on Hastings sold me his ID for $400 and promptly OD'd with mine. I've been officially declared dead in my home state for 3 months now while collecting EI and working part time at a Return-it depot. Nice to have no living relatives that give a crap about me.
current state is not ideal but america is a great place to live
>>530022346This guy was an IT monkey but he still got turned to hamburger.
>>530022346I would kill preemptively the drafters
>>530026556>be a 65'er nigga checking ID's at the gate>get dronedgrim.
sorry, meant 35'erdamn dyslexia disqualifying me from service lol
>>530025184They'll just give you an unarmed "recon" role so you'll get blown up by a drone. Easy way to get rid of dissenters.
>escapeAnon, why wouldn’t you just try to see what the highest level of military equipment you could get your hands on and Frag your superior officers?
>>530022264I don't even know what that word meansalso>racists going to japan to avoid blackskek
>>530027030they are not going to japan to avoid blacksthey are going to japan to avoid niggersnigger
>>530024497Lmao
Escape? Escape? No, no, where do I enlist. They'll feed me, clothe me, provide medical and dental care, and pay my as well. --- That's the life for me. And when I finish my service, they'll give me money to live on while I learn a trade. --- American socialism, there's nothing better.
>>530029261Not worth selling your soul and becoming a zogbot.
>>530023301>aircraft mechanics and shit were given a gun and told to die in a trench.That's perfectly logical though. Once you lose majority/all of your aircraft or simply have no need for aircraft anymore it makes no sense to have that many aircraft mechanics. They become useless in that role so it's more logical to send them to the trenches where they can at least try killing some of the enemy. It's like you've never played an RTS game in your life.
>>530029261ask lujan :3
>>530022264Another draft spam thread from meme flag. Jannies dont deserve their pay.
>>530022264Nowhere, they can’t try that shit here, it wouldn’t work.
>>530022264Ukraine maybe?
>>530022697>China wins and comes save me.They win by doing nothing so don't count on it
>>530022264Korea obviously
>>530022346>walk into USMC recruitment office>20 minute bullshit speech>showing you MOS "opportunities">Yah, you pick 3 and qw give you one of those three.>take asvab the next day>land a 87>pick data, electronics, and aviation>alright, we got you locked in!>go get spat on and yelled at in boot for 3 months >receive MOS orders last week>Field Radio Operator >huh, I guess I'm using a electronic still>tfw attached to infantry unit immediately outside of mct and deployment in 2 months for Israel
>>530031199nice flag, jumping off point or just memeing?
>>530031199>Field Radio Operatorreminds me of those WW2 movies where the field radio operator is screaming into the telephone, explosions all around, as if somebody was listening on the other side :(good luck bro
>>530022264Just go to the some nowhere village where dogs bark with asses and storks are clacking with balls. Draft officers will search for cannon fodder in most populated areas and grab thousands of mem so they wont even care about scrapping a few from literal nowheres.
>>530022264the ukraine
>>530035500LOLthanks anon, first laugh of the daythey should put that video in the dictionary entry for "rabbited"
>>530030708This I would just tell them to go home. Nobody respects the military here.
To the Japanese white people are the niggers>belligerent, sex pests, commit crime, loud, destroy culture
>>530035500They can never do this shit here because they lack the power. You could brap in their faces and if they would beat you up the system media would depict them as the baddiesIt is funny how our state has become so left-wing that it is affecting its own self-interests
>>530022264Finally someone honest.
>>530022823Genius.
>>530022264The enemy country and enlist with them
