You will learn discipline and strenghen your mental enduranceYou will be more fit than 90% of Americans because you will be working out and doing sports all the timeYou will be surrounded by nothing but friends and testosteroneYou will be adored by women for your military aura and uniformWhat's your excuse? DO IT NOW
>>530027985i already didwhat now?
>>530027985I hate the American people
>>530027985is your body becomes military property like it does in my country?i don't want them to be able inject my body with whatever the fuck they want
>>530028072Now you get shipped on a tiny metal container by sea or air, are fed a last super of the cheapest goyslop they could find, before being unceremoniously sent to invade a country that said mean things about jews and stepping on a land mine
>>530027985Not dying for Israel.
>>530027985how to look like this?
>>530028136i spend 10 years in the militaryi´m still alivewhat now?
>>530028145This.
>>530028181>i still aliveBarely.
>>530027985
>>530028181how is German military? in Turkey everyone now, in the army at least, that reason and logic is a foreign concept during service. Is the same applies over there?
>>530027985truetrue with asteriskshilariously falsedepends on the woman, uniform's an ick to some and a draw to othersmy excuse? enh moral if i can be arsed, there's no such thing as a defensive army, i'll join the guard if it ever comes to it but the invaders can fuck off and die for rich cunts if they want
>>530028268i feel good>>530028285it´s comfy as fuck, everyone is chill to eachother.since the mandatory drafting is gone, everyone was like a bro to eachother.the only thing that was fucked up was the supply chain, you had to wait weeks to get a pass for crucial things.but that were just some roasties working behind desks
>>530027985Sorry, I already enlisted in Coast Guard
>>530027985Why is it always the memeflags making the army recruitment posts
>>530027985just skip to the vanning
>>530027985Meme flag spam
>>530027985>You will be surrounded by nothing but friends and testosteroneSounds gay>What's your excuse?I'm not dying for kikes.
>>530027985I will join if the objective is to kill Israel.
>>530027985Dude the USA is using anime to promote the war? Fucking BASED. I think Im gonna join and Make Israel Great Again. Im not gonna be like all these WOKE anti-semites who are to chicken shit to fight for their county. Now I just gotta finish listening to my BASED Ben Shapiro podcast before I drive to my local recruiting station.FOR ISRAEL!!!
