So how are you going to dodge getting drafted to by the US army?
Poo poo pee pee myself constantly
>>530048193why would the u.s. army draft anyone? touch grass.
>>530048193I was already kicked out of the military for being a worthless junkie before so odds are unless they're super desperate I won't have to worry about it
>>530048193I’m an oldtroon (25+) now so it’s not my problem
>>530048397Adderall?
>>530048193I'm not going to dodge the draft because there won't be a draft
>>530048193You know what I'm gonna goddamn do when that zogbot draft officer comes up my lawn and tells me to report to the bus for my compulsory vacation to Fort Benning? >"y-yes Sir" >get my head shaved >learn new skills and discipline >gain inner strength I never knew I had >make lifelong friends >PT hard enough to gain some muscle mass and lose my V card hopefully >graduate basic >serve my country to the best of my ability >be all I can be >go to college for free >get a cosy IT job as a civvie after graduation >get married, buy a house and have a few kids >still host a bbq every summer for my old military buddies Why? What are you planning to do?
>>530048193 by having GERD, asthma, PTSD, autism, a previous brain hemmorhage and a documented history of suicidal ideationalso by being 33
>>530048459Close
>to old>pre diabetic>flat foot>heart medication
>>530048193I am experiencing homelessness. There is a door but its cardboard. I dont get mail bros…but I dont think I will be drafted.
>>530048487It takes at least 2 years to train a soldier. Draftees are just cannon fodder.
If I was American I would blast the first zogbot recruiter who steps foot on my lawn in the face with an M14.
>>530048193Im 37 so im technically safe as the draft only affects 18 to 28 year olds, but they will push it to 50 if nukes take out large numbers
>>530048487Ukraine showed what's ZoG plan is for white draftee, and that plan it to drop you with a wrongly-sized uniform and no ammo directly to the frontline with no actual training nor ETA on when you will get actual orders beyond "stay there and shoot until you die".
>>530048487Club pinguïn was a shit game.
>>530049457How many more weeks do you suppose we have to prepare for all of that?
Had the oldest items so I could shit on everyone by just existing.Still.Garbage
>>530049781Somewhere between 1 and 3.
>>530048193Already served jewboy.
>>530048193By telling the US Armed Forces to go fuck themselves I am not dying as a zogbot for israel
>>530048193>draftThey don't have the balls and that would garentee commies getting in indefinitely....
>>530048193i had my penis removed years ago
I can't really picture the military sending press gangs to conscript anyone. It works for Ukraine because they're right next to Russia. How are you make Americans board an aircraft and send them to the other side of the globe?
>>530048193>So how are you going to dodge getting drafted to by the US army?By being too old
>>530048193>The DavinciblesHOLY KINO.
What are we sliding today?>also I'm too old
>>530048487all meme flags are Israeli
>>5300481931) Run away from your shithole that is no longer a 1st world country.2) Fake an injury3) Do yourself a real injury!
>>530048193>deemed mentally adjudicated by a judge after being at the psych ward I’m not even eligible to vote or own a firearm. Women seem to be doing excellent though go make them enlist.
