Why do they call him "JD" like a frat boy? And not his real name?
>>530050536Because his sugar daddy Peter theil likes to give cutsy ass names to his concubines. Its like a middle school romance giving their crush a nickname
Also because his full name "Jeet D. Vance" doesnt flow off the tongue as well
>>530050536Cant find anything else to mald about.I know, lets try and make some lame jokes about someone's name like we did in 3rd grade!Typical retards.
>>530050536Imagine Peter Thiel covered in a sheen of his AIDs sweat pounding Jeet D and trying to find the words to how he feels about the Anti-Christ to some reporter.
>>530050536What is his real name? Jubby, Joebob, Jules?
>>530051488He changes his name a couple of times can’t figure out his birth name but it it ain’t JD Vance
>>530050536James Donald Bowman isn't so epic and cool or something
What is he anyway? "Jimmy Deen" or some redneck shit like that?
>>530050536I think you mean FAT boy.
>>530051216Peter Thiel has ejaculated many, many times in Vance's rectum. It is not known whether Vance enjoyed this or not, or indeed whether Thiel even wants him to enjoy it.
>>530051488Jaydeep Vidyashankar
>>530051906The only Jimmy Dean I knew IRL was a black man.
I call him DJ Vance
>>530052170I imagine it went something like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtAkf0UMeLA
>>530051488Just Dance Vance
>>530052564Nah, he dogged him way worse, fucking his Indian wife has to be form of karmic punishment all of its own
>>530050536He's a secret society puppet from Yale Skull and bones.
>>530050536>full name is Jizz Diaper Vancebros...
heard he is going to the Amon Amarth concert coming soon to the DC area
>>530050536Because he says thank you when you call him JD
>>530050536You are NOT allowed to dead-name James BowmanPlease call him by his trans-name J.D. Vance
>>530050536His real name is John Hamel, which just sounds jewish
>>530052863nm that was yesterday. shieeet i wanted to go but i was busy
>>530053554I need more of these surreal Vance videos
His birthname was Jared Bergstein and he keeps changing it to try to fool and infiltrate the goyim
>>530053803No one can out dance the vance
>>530052863Some good shows in DC coming up. Deicide, Behemoth, Cradle, Immolation, Suffocation
>>530053803Isnt it called nostromocore or somethin like that
>>530054479Fuck off Brett
>>530050536Because he’s fat
>>530050536Peter Thiel trying to get the black nigger vote
>>530054479Putrification, Inflamation, TrunkRape, Goiter, Marginalization
>>530050536Jeet Dicker Vance
>>530050536>they call him "JD"His parents were too stupid to spell Cletus.
His name is Jay Dee Vance
JD stands for "Joy Division" because he's a prostitute for powerful men
>>530053554Lol is he drinking hotdog flavored water?Wheres the chocolate starfish?
>>530056523LoooooveLoooove will tear us apart, again
>>530054624no fuck YOU, Alex
>>530051488James Donald Bowman / James David Hamel. He changes his name every few years. Every one I know who has done this has had the same bullshit reasons they stated for why, but the actual reason was always to help run from legal consequences of something shady as hell that they were involved in.Imagine being 28 years old and deciding to change your last name to match your mommys new last name.
>>530050536He’s an intelligence plant. An astroturfing like Obama. Almost nothing about his story is real. Old republicans are the easiest to grift.
Ok that's cool but check this out:>GT stunt bike with Skyway Tuff III wheelsYeah whachu think about that?
>>530052861That’s Dan Bongino.
>>530056787Fucking sweet ride anon.
>>530050536His real name; Janet Diarrhea Vance.
>>530052170he did enjoy it, and Thiel is not happy about it, that's why he looks so miserable all the time
>>530056854That's not mine. I saw a teenager catch massive amounts of air with a bike like this when I was a kid. It was etched into my memory ever since but I didn't know the name or design of it until now. And now I share it - GT bike porn.
>>530051488Jay Dee
>>530056787GT was always top tier. I like it
>>530050536Why do they call you a massive insufferable faggot?
>>530050536i felt the same way with jeb bush. i think it subconsciously affected his appeal with the public. "jeb" wasn't an appreviation of his name, it was an acronym of his entire name: john ellis bush. that means whenever someone said "jeb bush" they were saying "john ellis bush bush". also the word "jeb" was a weak, childish sounding word.at some point, we should all grow out of our childhood nicknames and adopt our proper christian names.
>>530051466Laughing at a feminine fuck that is so insecure he listens to his jeet wife tell him to wear eye liner like the Hollywood jeets do is not malding.... its simply makng fun of this fag. There's a ton of reasons to laugh at him, its called having eyes and seeing this pussy is a MAGA all star
>>530051488jew's Dalit
What the fuck does he even do besides take it in the ass?
>>530058167This. I don't even think adults should use diminutive forms of names because people are indirectly talking down to you and you're indirectly selling yourself short. If your name is Johnathan and you're a grown-ass man, then you should introduce yourself as and insist on being addressed as Johnathan. Not John, not Johnny. Johnathan. If people think it's "too long" then fuck 'em, they aren't worth your time. If they say they're "just trying to be friendly," then that's mighty presumptuous of them to assume you're friends and you should call them out for being an asshole who can't even be bothered to get YOUR fucking name right. Stop letting people walk all over you.
because hes the top goy. the ghost of tela queef