Roll for how long this war lasts.
>>53005895820 years
>>530058958Last two digits only i guess, three if we're generous to Iran.
>>530058958Till Judgement Day.
>>530058958TWO MORE WEEKS!
>>530059077Kek, so much for the third digit saving the copelims, 77 days it is.
>>530059077wastedanyway the war will last 2-3 weeks, we will win then have a post-war economic boom followed by trump's third term.
>>530058958What's America getting from this?
>>530059077>77 years
Viet namViet namViet namViet namViet nam
5 years at least
>>530059137Eh, plausible enough aside from that third term - let's be real his age will catch up to even him.He's just gonna have a nice retirement while his heirs take over.
>>530059164Hah no, days obviously.Last time they lasted 12, 77 seems aboit right for a more serious war.
>>53005895818 years
>>530059077>>53005917777 year long Vietnam-level quagmire confirmed.
3 years
6-7 years
>>530059117This.
>>530059333Ooh, nice one.Not the first and not sure if realistic but pretty digits all the same.
>>530058958Two more weeks
>>530059333holy shit its Afganistan 2
>>530059318>77 brahma days (665.28 billion years)
>>530058958>2 hour raid that won the war>2 day blitzkrieg to bring democracy to Iran>4 day shock and awe campaign to protect Chosen Nation of Israel (bless them)>2 week regime-change operation>4 week air/land campaign to bring Iran to heel>6 week lightning expedition to mop up the resistance>8 week special combat operation>3 month stabilization mission to secure oil fields>6 month peacekeeping deployment with rotating forces>1 year nation-building initiative with minor setbacks>18 month extended presence due to unforeseen insurgency>2 year commitment to train local forces who keep defecting>3 year quagmire with no exit strategy but lots of PowerPoints>4 year "we're turning the corner" annual tradition>5 year generational conflict rebranded as "Operation Enduring Resolve">6 year forever war nobody remembers voting for, with a second carrier group deployed to protect the contractors protecting the diplomats protecting the contractors
>>530058958What war? It's just a Special Military Operation to Make Iran Great Again.
>>530059242>He's just gonna have a nice retirement while his heirs take over.grim>>530059333holy fuck, the only thing to top this is if we get quads to counter this doomsday scenario
>>530058958A month of intense bombing.
>>530058958It ends before 2028
>>530058958March 18. screencap this
>>530058958Rolling for 3 months.
>>530058958Until Kikemerica cucks out and fucks off. Iran can fight forever.
April fools day : )
>>530059660You mean actual new year?You’re probably right depending on astrofaggotry
>>530058958Pack it up, Trump already tweeted that he won bigly.
>>530059484Let's see them last two more weeks first, so far they haven't rivalled their past record yet and frankly i think 77 days is about right for the whole of it, meaning i expect de facto Iranian defeat sooner.
>>530058958Before the end of the year 2026 Anno Domini.
two more weeks, checkem
>>530059589> the first Jewish state founded by King DavidLiterally wrong and only someone who never even read the Bible could say something so stupid.
>>530059544Time spares no one, it's pretty much the best any leader can hope for.And to his credit he is well-prepared for succession, unlike many other world leaders who are succession crises waiting to happen.
6½ years
>>530059124Cyclically until the jews say so.
Five weeks
Trump will realize what a dumb idea this all was and TACO by the end of the month. A cease fire will be announced, and he, RaZOGfist and the rest of the MIGGER cultists will do a victory lap despite them getting nothing they wanted: no regime change taking place or no nuclear weapons being found or destroyed.
>>530059077>>53005917777 days.
>>5300589582 months, 3 tops. No way Trump drags this out to November.
>>530058958Israel will make sure it lasts to the last american, and that's a sacrifice they're willing to take.
>>530059399Pair of nines beats pair of sevens Two more weeks it is
>>5300589583 years
>>530060111...Didn't they already decapitate the regime? Or did they revive Khamenei?Pretty sure that counts as a change.And between frying the nuclear stuff in the earlier war and them bombing the entrances again during this one the only thing left for them to do is to find that ~200 kg of refined Uranium Iran has.That said Israel and the US seem to be in no hurry.
>>530058958to the last goy
>>5300589581000 years
>>530060164Yeah it just seems to ...fit.For now at least, never presume to know the future in war.
>>530058958
>>530059760Okay see you on the 21st.
>>53006052316 may actually, if the 77 days is accurate.
20 years.The next president will try to pull out of it, but Iran won't let them.
>>530060328Regime change is removing the islamic theocracy and replacing it with a puppet state of the the US and Israel.
>>530060697..."Let" them? How do you think wars work?
200 years
>>530060738Well the latter has been ruled out by both Israel and the USA so apparantly that ain't a goal then.They just wanna be rid of the bothersome current one, next one is whatever.
>>530060766How do you think wars work, retard? It ends at the negotiating table. There is no negotiating with a country that blows up diplomats.
>>530058958The answer is always 2 more weeks.
>>530060684You mean May 22nd, and yes I will also see you on the 23rd.
>>530058958Forever.
>>530059760lmao deluded
>>530058958I'll roll for Iran's win and perseverance.
>>530060866Mate that is historically bullshit, we are literally the first ones to introduce that idea roughly 500 years ago.This war ends in the graveyard, our neighbors don't call 'em peaceyard (friedhof) for nothing.Don't be so vulnerable to decadent newspeak, corpses don't need to surrender.
>>530058958as long as it needs to
>>53006090831 days in march, 30 in april, leaves 16 for may.At least that's how i interpreted it; 77 days for the whole thing.>>530061012I'll take that risk, so far muslims haven't failed to be the delusional ones yet in recent memory
>>530061082Learned nothing from Vietnam, Korea, Iraq and Afghanistan award.
>>530061218Oh yeah, true. I have your reminder down for May 17th then.
>>530061282Eh, Venezuela says hi.Plus in all those places the primary reason was fear of being accused of "genocide" for applying common and centuries proven succesful colonial doctrines.That was the mistake, a mistake neither Israel nor the USA seem intent on repeating.
>>530061476Excellent, see you then.(i might forget, i am not actually that involved in all this desu, it's just good fun to me)
>>530061522The US didn't Shock and Awe Venezuela like it did to Iraq and is currently doing to Iran.
DECADES
>>530061757Oh i know it's different, but as we're comparing apples and oranges already anyway then it does not stand out.Vietnam and Afghanistan are notorious graves of empires, Korea was a proxy war versus China and Iraq is completely misplaced in that list.Iran likewise does not fit in that list, it lacks the decentral resistance-oriented cultural heritage of Vietnam and Afghanistan to name one obvious thing; they are themselves the decadent imperials that stumble in such places.Becoming impoverished and islamically retarded does not suddenly confer the qualities of those exceptions on them.Anyway i gotta go, have a good one.
>>530058958Rolling for 30 years
Shit
>>530059077three what? days please tell me its day
>>5300589582 more weeks, as usual
>>530060844>Well the latter has been ruled out by both Israel and the USA so apparantly that ain't a goal then.Huh?
>>530062837You're arguing with a Hebrew. It's okay, I realized it two posts too late too
>>5300589585ever
