>>530068745>going 80mph in a residental areamaybe check the speed signs too
>>530068745>I didn't see it because I was going 80 MPH!!
>>530068745Calling bullshit.If you drive fast enough over a speed bump you don’t even feel them.
>>530068745>calls the police and admits to going 80mph in a residential areaKiss your license goodbye lol
>>530068871lmao yea seems he didnt read the other signs, why would he read a different safety sign? Anyway theyll throw his case out and laugh in his face.
>>530068745Forget filing a report you better find a good attorney, amd 80mph is WAY to fucking fast for a surface street inside city limits, even county roads are usually 45mph, the only place i know of where 80mph is even tolerated would be some interstate highways
>>530068745i know that this is ragebait but all i can do is laugh.bmw drivers are the biggest faggots on the road
>>530068745>Side Street>80 MPHGood.
>>530068745what's really funny is that speed bump was installed *precisely* because the city got multiple complaints about a white bmw travelling at a high rate of speed.
>admitting to speeding while hitting itlol retard had one job and now won't get anything from insurance
Could have been avoided with a lifted 4runner and good suspension. High quality lifts and suspension means you can hit that shit at 100mph and it'll be fine
Deserved
>>530068745BMWniggers deserve all the shit they get
>BMW
>>530068745>my bmw
When did they start making these smooth pussy ass speed bumps? I remember when they used to be sculpted from asphalt
>>530068745>going 80
>>530070220The bank's bmw.
>>530068871>>going 80mph in a residental areaHence the speed bump
>>530068745>bmw>mfw
>>530068745Neighborhoods in the US do this to keep people from speeding. It’s a good idea since there are usually kids around and some dumbass going 90mph down the road is dangerous.
>>530068745I hope he's dumb enough to call the cops and admit to doing 80 in a residential neighborhood
>>530068745>Going 80mph in a residential neighborhood area>Admits it tooDeserved. Hope you got a ticket for both speeding and littering.
>dumb bmw niggergrass is wet and the sky is blue
4chan uncs really getting riled up over AI huh? Whoever wrote that prompt got lazy. A US market F30 3 Series would have orange reflectors on the front bumper. Also the mirrors are wrong. A speed bump wouldn't result in a busted hood. And WTF is going on down the street in the second photo?
Gotta be fake but it's pretty funny, 6/10
Do Americans really love BMWs like the consensus on /o/ usually implies?
>>530068745>bmw>retarded driverchecks out
>>530068745>bmw driver driving like an idiot>blames everyone but himselfnormal
>>530071156it's not ai you virulent bioweapon, i hope your brown hands crash your shitty jeetmobile right into an indid kindergarten
Fuck BMW owners he got what he deserved but those types of speed bumps are nasty and should be banned. On my motor or bike they are death traps.
>>530071156>A speed bump wouldn't result in a busted hood.It would if he bottomed and broke the suspension, the bump would hit the oil pan and rip the engine off it's mounts stuffing it into the hood.
>>530071621Fuck you and your stupid stinky, loud motor.
>>530068745AI click engagement
>>530069293Umm sweaty, audi drivers are coming up
>>530068745That oil looks like it hasnt been changed ever
>>530071613Enjoy your slop retard
>>530068745lol rage cage destroyed, ragie gets out of ragecage so he ran rage about it.
>>530070234Those were too easy to break if I remember correctly.
>>530069152Depends
>>530069152You've clearly never experienced Mexican speed bumps. Not sure how American ones are but they might be similar.
>>530068745Damn a Bump with 80mph would disintegrate my 2.0L 2004 Peugeot lmao. So good for him if he turned of the Engine its maybe only the oil pan. So if you get a cheap front and an pan you look at $500 maximum. Thats like nothing if you want to drive bmw in the us that eats parts like a pig anyway.
>>530069152Not pic related. That is like driving into the curb at 80 mph.
>>530068745Clearly marked yellow. Driver 100% at fault and he should have to pay the monthly insurance premiums for all his neighbors in a half mile radius
>>530071983Btw I've also destroyed my car after hitting a speed bump that had no paint on it and no sign.
>>530068745If this isn't fake and he actually reports it, the cops will write him a ticket lol
>>530071613>>530071645The average IQ on here has to be like 90 max. Gonna stop wasting time on here, thanks guys.
>>530068745>BMW>80 in a likely 35mph residential zone>from tho photos, looks like there was no attempt to brake before the bumpThis guy has a $2000 deductible on his insurance, no gap coverage on his Spanky's Buttfuck Credit Bank car loan (35% interest, 600 credit score), and is going to be driving a 2009 Altima with all the dash lights on for the next two years.
>>530068745One less BMW on the road.I see no problems with this.
>>530068745Donno about the US, but here every BMW owner is Indian, no exceptions.
>>530072341>loses argument>leafskill your family then yourself for posting ai slop you shit eating brown cowfucker
>>530068745i mean he can sue the city and repair his car for free..
>>530068745You didn't see the yellow-black stripes on the road that animals, insects even, recognize as a warning sign? Also, looks like ride height has been lowered on that car? Sucks I guess.
>>530068745Humans and Vehicles should not exist in the same space. All roads are highways and should be treated as much. Sidewalks need to be turned into concrete barriers and we must begin building underground tunnels for ebikes to travel under the town/city to the countryside depending on size.
>>530072716Same here with gypsies and gypsy adjacent folks
>>530072998Pedestrians. Fuck. I fucked it. Thread ruined. IT'S OVER
>>530068745i hate people who drive fast on slow roads and drive slow on fast roads
>>530071077Hope the cops took one look at that car and knew what happened
>>530070926Cuck mentalityI bet you make your bull wear a condom, too
>>530069293>bmw drivers are the biggest faggots on the roadricers and lifted RAM drivers give them a run for their money
