Let's say you're king of America. How would you stop the war between Israel and Iran without wiping them out?
>>530069226Stop them? I'm trying to SPEED THEM UP!!!!!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cBykAzOuC3Q
Without?
i would make a gigantic blanket thousands of miles wide and drop it on top of them. and they would all go to sleep.
>>530069226>didn't bang his smoking hot mom instead.CRINGE.
>>530069226Why would I want to stop two of my enemies from fighting each other?
>>530069226now show page 3 of that comic when little bro is 5 years older and mind breaking his sister and his mom with his heroically massive cock
>>530069226Exfiltrate two families on either side, nuke the rest.Put the four on a reserve together. Let them sort it out.Didn't wipe them out. And if the last few end up killing each other as well; well-- I didn't do it? So I would not, in fact, have wiped them out.
>>530069226I want to have sex so badly
>>530069602Now this is lateral thinking >>530070641You're not going to get it here
>>530069226Why would I want to stop the conflict in Iran? The King says that those dirty ragheads should be completely destroyed. >It is decreed, minions. Thy King commands you to die for Israel or it's off with thine heads.
>>530069226I remove all military assets from everywhere on the planet not within 100 miles of the 50 states>but that won’t stop the warWorth a shot.
>>530071027Fucking kek, saved.
>>530069226I would kidnap the leadership of both nations and have them be raped by a back of wild niggers on live TV, threatening to unleash our incarcerated U.S. prison giganigga rapists with guns and ammo on the population of Iran and Israel if they don’t have immediate peace. If either of them breaks it i immediate airdrop 10,000 giganigger criminals with swinging dicks out to capture kill and rape everything in their path.
>>5300714402 ez rip my giganigga checkums
>>530069226pull all usa funding and supplies from israel and the middle east in general. hang anyone who took money from aipac and deport any aipac workers to israel
>>530069226My plan would be simple, release the jeets into both countries so they stop fighting each other to deal with the jeet menace.
>>530069226WHY DON'T WE JUST MOVE IT SOMEWHERE ELSE
>>530069226Seed a ton of rain clouds to where Iran and Israel are constantly being rained on. A lot of Iran's missles are under the ground -- creating mud on the surface should block their capabilities. Flooding the streets of Israel will make it so their military couldn't manaveur around to hit Iran (Israel probably doesnt have enough munitions to matter anyways). A bunch of cloud seeding. That easy.
>>530069226>Let's say you're king of America.Nuke Eritrea and Lithuania. World peace is achieved thusly.
>>530073321Based Djibouti-Belarussian American
