>Sheep are disappearing from the UK's hills - and its dinner plateshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cgrzd72wp5zo>Green Party leader Zack Polanski accused of LAUGHING at vandalism of Winston Churchill statuehttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15618755/Green-Party-Zack-Polanski-LAUGHING-vandalism-Winston-Churchills-statue.html>Medicine breakthrough as robot saves British man's life – controlled 1,500 miles awayhttps://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2178727/robotic-surgery-gibraltar-london-prostate-cancer>How the Royal Navy went from being the envy of the world to a shadow of its former selfhttps://archive.ph/WXlED>Defence secretary accuses Tory and Reform MPs of ‘unpatriotic’ behaviourhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/mar/05/uk-defence-secretary-mp-relationship-trump>UK data watchdog writes to Meta over ‘concerning’ claims intimate footage filmed on smart glasses viewed by outsourced workershttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/uk-data-watchdog-writes-to-meta-over-concerning-smart-glasses-claims-b2932612.html>Activists arrested by Met Police over 'mass shoplifting plans'https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/activists-arrested-met-police-mass-shoplifting-plans-b1273717.html>More than 60 babies fall ill after consuming toxic formula, Health Security Agency sayshttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-03-05/more-than-60-babies-fall-ill-after-consuming-recalled-formula-ukhsa-says
Which one of you is this then
>>530071141teehee
>>530071187Hej @grok is this the real st george and is it also the x user from the screenie I posted
Fuck's sake, is there no one who isn't controlled?
>>530071057'Squeal like a piggy, boy'
>>530071299It's fake
>>530071389Oh wow cheers for the heads up Mr. Nuclear engineer, no way we could've figured that out without your experience.
>>530071299got a link?
>>530071299You still haven't improved it to make it resemble a genuine tweet kek
>>530071448He keeps posting though.How's your mum?
Mizzy is back, not seen him since newsnight https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFqxO8DdoUUhttps://youtu.be/J5tKiePtvZ4
>>530071573I think you've got me confused with someone else you retard.
>>530071564the bait is still catching yous
They're still banging on about the fucking BAFTAs fucking hell.
>>530071456A link to what
>>530071770nigger lol
https://xcancel.com/CarolAnne62091Look at this batty old granny. Must be early alzheimers or schizo or something.
>>530071697>I think you've got me confused with someone else you retard.Maybe you should be more polite
(You)*screams into the void*
Replying to last thread>>530069789Yeah I didn't have the heart to go in on him. I just asked him about the ears. Meanwhile lots of groomers and groom-ees in his comments are telling him they love his hair.
>>530071770
>>530072218ffs pube
>>530072218bit harsh on the poor bugger the gater crashes into
>>530072218RIP in peace broken down car
>thousands of young white american men are currently dying in the middle eastfucking mint
>>530072328tyrone
bored of this war already
>>530072653filtered>>530072698Truman?
>>530072736which one?
>>530072736It's just planes and missiles. It's the gayest, fakest, most dishonourable form of warfare.
>>530072328ah famous Irishman Barack Obamashows u how retarded Americans are about their heritage
>>5300726489/11 seemed based at the time but during the height of covid we were seeing 9/11x10 every day
>>530072328>Andrew Jackson>IrishThere's a blue plaque on a wall in a small village near me in East Yorkshire that says 'the grandparents of US President Andrew Jackson were born and lived here".
>>530072736bore war
>>530073248Guess I'm not Indian, I'm English cus I was born here too.
Thoroughly unlikeable little twat that French cunt is.
Huh, neat, that Youtuber "Look Mum No Computer" is doing our current year Eurovision entry:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XR2RvfZ-68I don't hate it, which is a big step up from what we usually send to Eurovision.
>>530073105Obama? Can't get more Irish and black than him.Likes a dink (Irish)His dad fucked off (black)
>>530073398>now israels gonna lose everything.Oh no!
>>530072736mutts putting boots on the ground, cheer up , there will be some kino webms of mutts getting exploded for israel soon
>>530073399He's brown>>530073429You're brown
>>530073248In Pakistan all of your grand parents can have a blue plaque on the same house...Not in Europe
>>530073356They said that when they started Prevent and it didn't take long for it to start ignoring the anti-muslim side of things
>>530073356
>>530073590kek
>>530073356>anti-muslim hostilityGood, it's about time we did something about hostile muslims.
Good afternoon awoofternoon frens! :3
>>530073399Little? I take offence at that
>>530073992?
>>530074111it's half 8
>>530073356Just call him the ethnic replacement zsar
>>530074168Eh. I'm five hours behind o.o;
uhhh
>>530074241Got any good memes?
gonna start a rap career under the pen name guncrime fiasco
i think trump or his son might be the antichrist
>>530074386sounds like a type of pudding
>>530074439Fartwank followthrough
>>530074401Not particularly right meow but have good news least to me, guy running for sheriff in a state won how did he win? He turned a pedometer into red mist :3
>>530074510George Bush is the antichrist
>>530074554>Doesnt remember condiZoomies fuck off
>>530074244Moi? Non, pas moi ne jamais
>>530074439>guncrime fiascogonna start a liverpudlian death metal outfit called "Archfiends of Bovrilgard"
>>530074586very aristocratic
>>530074510I get this - Damien - but much taller. In fact the story is a little too close to be amusing.
>>530074653I like the cut of your jib
>work phoning meno
how comes all these famous artists were named after ninja turtles?
>>530071057Why isn't this in your links?>Whole-life term for man who killed family in firehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg88v948d8o
>>530075087channelling their inner incel
>>530075114when did we normalise little girls doing slutty gestures. my sister dresses my 5 year old niece in belly tops, its grim.
>>530075340A child sticking their tongue out at a camera is not a "slutty gesture" you absolute fucking nonce.
>>530075340Nonce
I don't care you little faggot.
>>530075525God that picture is cursed
>>530075340WTF sort of distraction is that?How does a picture of a murdered family link in your mind to how your niece is dressed?
>>530075034>>530075295Ironic - same fagging
see, this is why we can';t discuss it. >you shouldnt be dressing your 10 year olds like sluts and letting them watch slags parade around on tiktok and picking up their gestures and mannerisms>omg why are you seeing that as sexual!?!? you fucking nonce!!!
>>530075525gay post
/britpol/ - Gay Men for Neo-cons
Hey, so, when I was watching TV my Mum would say "get away from that and go read a book", now when I see my kid on their phone watching TikTok videos, I say "get away from that phone and go watch TV"Donate to my patreon herewww.patreon.com/millennial_vaxxed_adopted_dad
>>530075771What's /britpol/
>>530075114heres how andrew tate is to blame for this incel tragedy
Why are all Cal(l)ums massive twats?
pakis ruin everything
>>530076484white somalian
>>530071057You can find me inna woods, bottle full of bub'Look, mami, I got the X if you into takin' drugsI'm into havin' sex, I ain't into makin' loveSo come give me a hug if you into gettin' rubbed
>>530076484dude on the left absolutely delivers kebabs for a living, at 3am, in his Audi RS4 he can't explain how he pays for
>>530076707who the fuck are you?
>>530075114>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg88v948d8o>Date muslim>Try to break it off>Comes round and pours petrol on you>Somehow you escape and your sister and her kids burn to death insteadI don't buy it
>>530076812Marshmallows?
>>530075114>Ali, who had previous convictions for kidnap, racially aggravated assault and drug offences, had been physically violent and controlling towards Antonia during the course of their relationship.soft touch judges win again
>>530076812AI
>>530076484Only one way to deal with vermin
>>530076969brit/pol/ will go to absolutely any lengths to make muzzies seem innocent.
>>530076969>>530077119/gaypakirestoreshillpol/
>>530076812>>530076986
>>530073590Unironically tell we when us men of England abandoned reason for madness
It might be my hatred of the spiritual toryboys, but Zoomer is probably technically correct here
>>530075114>The court was told Ali, who had previous convictions for kidnap, racially aggravated assault and drug offences, had been physically violent and controlling towards Antonia during the course of their relationship.>He had hired crack cocaine addict Sunderland to accompany him to the house during a 44-second phone call the day before.>Sunderland, who fled the scene after kicking the door down, had claimed during his trial that he had thought he had only been hired to set a car alight and insisted he would not have gone had he known Ali's real intentions. how did he get racially aggravated assault though
>>530077119https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IePS7Bi0gfY
What was a 29 yr old woman doing with the ugliest 40 yr old paki ive ever seen
>>530077410Must have been part of a paki gang beating up some lone remaining locals in Bradford
>>5300772501835
>>530075114>>530077516Jeet was the murderer. Pakistani blamed because the court and police are jeet lovers
>>530077600based
>>530077607Qrd?TLDR version
>>530077119He's guilty. I just find it hard to believe he poured petrol over her but she managed to escape before he could set her on fireMind you he showed up at the house on their doorbell camera without even covering his face so not exactly well planned
>>530077600>Saar the Pakistani bad saaarKys Hindu rape rat. Blaming Pakistanis for jeet rapes and murder doesn't work any more. Everyone knows it's Hindu rape rats.
>>530077516best she could do
>>530076969Burn oil, get broiled
530077823Is this meant to be bait?You are piss poor at it you dim clown
already a minority in my own politics thread ffs its over
>>530077749
say, you lads are willing to die for Israel, aren't you? You're not going to be massive battymen bumblecarts now? You will lose aura for that
>>530078069hmm, cute mangina
>>530077947>Is this meant to be bait?>You are piss poor at it you dim clownSeethe you stupid jeet. No one likes you. We'll pay Muslims and Pakistanis to beat the shit out of you until you're deported.
>>530077396He's right tho
anglo indian futurism is the only hope for humanity
>>530072328Mostly falls under the "Scot Irish" category.
I'll mud wrestle anyone here
>>530078361Fine by me - i'm Scots too
>fatty boom boomHeard that phrase before>>530077396Reminder that they killed General Patton because he said we should've sided with Hitler against the commies.
>>530078342his fridge
>Be a posh little Tory boy twat>Have a little seethe about the EU because you think this club, within which the UK is a close 2nd in terms of economic power, is ruling over you>Have your posh little Tory boy twat newspaper taken over by the Germans>Now the Europeans really are ruling over you
So have the burgeroids spaffed all their munitions already?
>>530071057Id join Restore when it stops being Rupert Lowe fan club and registers an an official party.
>>530072328With the expecption of Kennedy and Biden they were Anglo-Irish or descended from Ulster-Scots, that inforgraphic is disengenous.
>>530078793They're still waiting for the registration to go through
>>530078793same except no
>>530078069If it’s bad luck it’s bad luck for a reasonIs that about right
>Goldman Sachs: “… Based on these new data, developments and the size of the shock, we now think that oil prices would likely exceed $100 next week if no signs of solutions [for the Strait of Hormuz] emerge by then…”What we thinking bros?
>>530078725who are they going to ask for morewill trump turn into zelensky live in a bunker and beg for rockets
>>530078725Yep. The future is low cost drones and anti-drone lasers. >>530078793Blame the Electoral Commission for taking a minimum of 7 weeks.
>>530078946why did eve eat the apple when explicitly told not to?
>>530078566Esl moment.
>>530071057Mass happening stabathon?https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/train-travel-lines-blocked-cancelled-33548136
>>530071141There are millions of us now.
>>530079105The talking snake told her to
>>530077396Can't the left get their own memes?
>>530071141Some sad prick who probably listens to paki streamers and lives in YouTube comment sections trying to red pill boomers on da joos
>>530078893BEGORRAH! This slander, feels like anudda gorta mor!
>>530078139>assuming there is any real animosity between jews and muslims >This ground breaking agreement, drafted at a two day retreat at Drumlanrig Castle in Scotland, and signed at Spencer House in London, seeks to reset the relationship between the Jewish and Muslim communities, fostering a renewed commitment to dialogue, understanding, and cooperation.
The Labour government is doing a great job. Keir Starmer is doing a great job. Sadiq Khan is doing a great job. It’s the loud vocal minority on the internet that’s making it seem we live in a country that’s worse than Sudan. Do not listen to these far-right trolls. If you love our country you would never talk shit about it.
>>530078893I agree. Difficult to separate English/Irish though.
>>530079267>da joosfuck off jew
>Kemi Badenoch faces criticism for her combative style, questioned work ethic, and ego, alienating Tories. She's accused of misleading on climate costs, controversial remarks on maternity pay and race, and being seen as untrustworthy by the public
>>530079372Driving on the roads playing "avoid the pothole" whilst playing spot the white person isn't normal.
>>530079105I’ve never looked at it that wayIt’s crazy how they tell us such an ultimate truth at a young age and we dismiss it as a fairytale along with the rest of it as we gain perceived knowledge
Btw when Keir and other western leaders are droning on about the massive contributions of arrMuslim Communities I genuinely do wonder wtf they are talking about. I really can't think of answer outside of the Pakis that run "Indian" takeaways and actors people like like Rizz Ahmed (who I hate) or Nick Mohammed. Most notable Muslim poltician we have had ever is Khan who is a figure that is divisive among Londoners even when we're talking about people who are utterly colourblind and don't see race
>>530079372This! It's a comms issue
>>530072342might be going to court again ffs
The master race shall riiiiise agaaaain
>>530079559kek
Looks like he's dead or will be any minute now.
>>530079579duh>>530079725see above
>>530079559>potholesFar-right trolls created those potholes to further their campaign to demoralise the populace and spread their hate about how the country is broken.>spot the white personUK is 99.9% white. Go outside instead of sitting at home in your online echo chamber.
>>530079871i headbutt a cunt
>>530079912What the absolute fuck are you speaking about?
>>530073356Where's the anti jewish hostility tsar????
>have 0 credit history>check eligibility of credit cards to build history>no one will give me a card because of lack of historyjews are a plague
>>530079817I'm more for keeping him alive and putting him in a cell with hiv crackhead dusky strangers
>>530079328The next country to undergo regime change through Israel and its proxies is turkey, which is majority Sunni Muslim, we'll see how this relationship lasts in 2027 I guess
>>530079411Am I lying though? I tried doing that for years. Wasted countless hours in streams and comment sections. Account after account banned and comments shadow banned. Never tried it on twitter and my from past experience it's a pointless venture.
>>530079871It’s obvious now you’ve said it so I deserve the sarcasm.I’m not a daft lad though, don’t be so quick to assume people are as caught as you on all topics.
>>530080190Debt backed currencies are often fake and gay.
>>530080190You can get that on klarna
>>530080217based regretful terminally online fruitcake
>>530080191I'm pretty sure he's a vegetable now.
>>530080190Apply for a capital one credit card. I started with £400 a month and now my credit limit is £4000 after 2 years. I've got a few other credit cards too for cashback and rewards. Use it like a debit card and not free money.
>>530080217>Never tried it on twitter and my from past experience it's a pointless venture.Well it is if you're focusing on boomers exclusively but on Xitter you can jewpill to your heart's content. Zoomer posted a jew rant earlier today with thousands of views, likes, etc. Algorithm may try to stymie jew/israel bashing but you can do it without being banned
>>530077396that gammon cunt is an insane Reform shill
>>530080190should've got a brand new audi on low interest finance when you had the chance
>>530080375WANKER Death is a copout ffs
>>530080037>i headbutt a cunt>>530080244its basic common sense that women are idiots and a 2000 year old book at the very in beginning says that
>>530078711i think the main stream media still has power even with social media it all seems to be reposting and nothing original in terms of reporting comes from social media
>>530078139>bro you don't want to die in an irrelevant desert for Israel? bro that's so third worldist bro
>>530080302The absolute state of the UK, lmao. What a shithole.
>>530080610Is it true your centre-left party did a good job on cracking down on immigration and domestic brownies causing issues or do I only see redditors claiming this because they are a bunch of limpwristed faggots where any milquetoast measure gets them kvetching?
>>530080610save us
>>530080497basically
>>530080741The Danelaw Will Rise Again
>>530080497Yes yesAnd the evidence has been before my eyes since my conscience existence.Forgive me for having a bit of faith in our maternal class
>>530080408I'm past that now mate. I did years of service talking about jews. Some of my comments on history debunked would get hundreds of likes and I wrote a Christmas song about ovens and ginger breadmen which is probably floating around online somewhere. You and other lads can do if you want.
>>530080728It's still bad, but it's not seemingly getting worse, I think. Things will never be the same though. It's not good, not terrible, etc. Think we need a big war.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S96qfXKKRY
>be me>father died this morning in a freak accident>read between the lines to know who the driver was>be on the tube>horde of blacks starting screeching 62 over and over for tiktok >tell them to fuck off>they attack>punch one of them>police eventually arrest you>1 year for assault>get gangraped by mohammeds>get released>the talking heads keep saying diversity is our strength
ex gf just had a baby boy (white). good for her
>>530080941lol man got bummed
>>530080916>Some of my comments on history debunked would get hundreds of likesI would like to read some of them. Thanks for your efforts though, would have been far more of a thankless task
>>530080916Do you still have heart in your heart
>>530081002You're seething.
>>530080941RIP big man :(
>>530081054cor luv me sum mohammed luv juice in me bum
As Kierkegaard pointed out, to charge Eve with any wrong doing for eating the apple is to hold her to a moral standard that she couldn't have comprehended until she ate the fruit that gave knowledge of good and evil. Giving the fruit to Adam could be perceived as the evil act, but could you bear the knowledge alone and put up with an ignorant mate for the rest of your life?
>>530078725He was demanding unconditional surrender lol>art of the deal bro
>>530080920>Things will never be the same though.Hm, made me think of a war vet with PTSD or shit like the Hobbits agreeing the Shire would never be the same after the Scouring. Did the Danes have it really quite bad?
>>530081077mate his son's had more trains run through than london waterloo he's glad he wasn't here for it
>>530080313history or a card? if I buy something via klarna on my debit card does that still count?>>530080387says they're 35% interest right out the gate, so I'm paying that on everything I buy with it? I don't fucking know how these things work
>>530081136Yh but, bro, bro, she was explicitly instructed not to eat the apple, bro
>>530078725>Thank you for your attention to this matter!Brings a wee smile to my face every time, honestly endearing
>>530080387>take out interest free credit cards>max them out>put money into biggest savings account possible>transfer money and pay off debt at last moment>???>profit
>>530081307just another hoe that wouldn't listen
>>530080941Larp, 62 meme is newer than 1 year, next
>>530081249>says they're 35% interest right out the gate, so I'm paying that on everything I buy with it?No thats not how credit cards work. The interest is added if you don't make the payment. Spend within your limits and don't be a retard maxing out credit cards like it's free money. Set up a direct debit with the card and assign it to the date of the month you get paid on so it's automated.
>>530071057BTW since Britain has demonstrated utter weakness over the base in Cyprus, it will be given back to the Cypriots.Starmer will "do a Chagos" and the taxpayer will pay billions for something we currently own outright.lolol Get fucked goyim, your jew PM is proving a huge success.
>>530081068nah not even. glad she is doing well
>>530081063I would if my account(s) weren't banned. I have an account now just for normie stuff and never comment
>>530080941You literally have to be going out your way to bummed in our nicks lad.You must have been twerking on the 2s on soc’s you roaring faggot
>>530081389The interest in a savings account wouldn't cover the interest on the debt and credit cards are used for purchases so that wouldn't be possible unless go through the bullshit of setting up a business account to pay yourself in credit cards
Imagine watching Warwick at the Paralympics on a luge
>>530081705Are you Evola's Sunglasses
kek
>>530082173God no he's an annoying prick. Is he still in comment sections?
>>530082034Genuinely thought he'd have fucked off now that his nonce proxy got battered. Ultimate sadcunt. Whatever. Still voting Restore.
>>530080941>>530081431fucks 62 all about?
>>530081929All I see is no life, no kids, pure seethelots of lovefiltered
>>530082320Nog shite, no idea
>>530082272he's been trying to blend in a lot more and posting loads of political ragebait. wish the jannies would cotton onto it and start removing ragebait like they do dindins posting kek
>>530082062Fucking disgusted I have come across a some pathetic dirty tripnonce I apologise I’ll go back to lurking
>>530082320I think it's an outgrowth of the American 67 meme. Examples I've seen are UK ngubus saying 62 loudly over and over whilst gesticulating in their annoying fucking inner city London accents. They aren't "hurting" anyone as such but are being a terrible fucking nuisance
>>530082406Need to archive search to see wtf you fellows are replying to
>>530073105His mother was white and a nigger lover so... Kinda checks out
>>530082035
Janny on a mad one.
>>530082035>Imagine watching Warwick at the Paralympics on a lugeWe have AI now so you don't need to imagine it
>>530082577Dude
>>530082595>shit hits the fan in the yookay>the race war begun, it has>warwick quickly finds himself being BBQ'd alive by hungry muzzies>white men about to ambush this muzzie camp until they see warwick squealing as he's roasting alive>begin laughing>mudslimes begin laughing too>set aside their differences>the race war ends>Yookay finally becomes a multiethnic multicultural utopia rooted in the shared laughter of warwick's sufferingThe Midge must die for the sake of National Renewal
>>530082173>Are you Evola's Sunglasses
>>530082388>Blending inHe sure is fucking useless at it though:>>530077823>>530078160>>530079170
>>530082685>posting bulkanization is 2026Biggest spastic in that sphere
>>530080387fuck me I guess
>>530082866what's it like to be council housed?
>>530079792You can add Mimi Joffroy as a Norn actress
>>530082577he's a good lad>>530082723kek he's pissed now thats why
>>530082866Try aqua?
>>530076812
>>530080387pay debts pls
not too happy about the price of petrol lads
>>530071629How much porridge did this cunt do, anyone know?
>>530082963still dossing with parents, only make like 8k a year on a part time gigdon't have any debts though other than student loans which I assume won't count
>>530083219Just walk. Walking is free. Walking is healthy. Your ancestors from millions of years ago walked.
>>530071643Everytime I see this I have to read it and ponder what the fuck he was thinking when writing it
>>530083574Careful anon, stare too long into the jeet void and it'll stare back into you
>>530082866not with out a cc
>>530071629His Angel Investors want their moneys worth.
>>530083219Found a shell petrol station petrol for 122p. All the supermarkets are above 135p. Doesn't make sense. I wouldn't put supermarket dreggs in my car.
>>530083142lol.no idea what's being flagged - I'm building savings every month, have maybe 4k to my name, no debts
>>530083877cifas marker?whats your score on experian/clearscore?
>>530083877Seems strange mate. Are you on the electoral register? Maybe your income is too low
Went into the office todayDid a good 30 minute set about bames, told them how our Rupert is the only way out of this messI had them eating out of the palm of my handThat was my good deed of the day
>>530084021>HR email incoming
Putting up little stickers at petrol stations of the happy merchant with him saying>The high price of fuel is down to me, you're welcome
>>530084132Lyl There’s non above me brother I can assure you
>>530083877bro stop applying for things. go to credit karma, get your credit report (Free). examine it. Find out if you have warnings, any false or wrong info. if you do, file a request for correction. If it's just low score ok, not too bad. But the more you apply, the worse it becomes for you. Do you have a credit card already? start using it to buy shit like chewing gum and paying it in full on time every month. I want to help, if you would rather i didn't tell me and ill stop.
>>530083877I know with American Express you can be invited onto a family member's credit card. If you have any family members ask them to get an amex card and invite you onto the plan. That will help you build credit
>>530084256should say >we did this
>>530083375Do you have one single peer reviewed study to back that up?
>>530084256>whole life tariff
>>530083964>whats your score on experian/clearscore?never checked, this would be my first cc>cifas marker?considering I'm getting rejected across the board maybe something has been flagged...>>530083981>Are you on the electoral register?yep>income is too lowaverage nearly 700 a month, though about 2/3 goes to rent - maybe that ratio is too high for them...>>530084290these have all been 'soft' eligibility checks so don't affect my score supposedlyI'll check the report
I wonder if Boris is talking to the Iranians and that's why they haven't crumpled yet or more likely he's the one talking to the seppos and that's why they're carrying on. More likely the latter, he's like an asset to telling someone who's losing to lose harder and longer for no gain
Qrd on today’s shenanigans
>>530084763jews kvetching
>>530084543first step get that credit report. check it for false / wrong info , CIFAS etc. Lenders aren't massively bothered about earnings etc, they want to see payment history. If you fucked up and didn't pay some credit/loan it's going to be a while before you can get back on track. Credit histories get wiped after 6 years so say you forgot to pay a credit card 5 years ago, you've got 1 year until you're clear. Get that info, feel free to give a sanitised version here and i'll see if i can help. PS credit "scores" mean fuck all. Lenders don't see it. yeah you can look at it more like an indicator of your financial health but no lender sees "good, poor, excellent" or what figure experian etc gives you (pps they're different across credit reference agencies)
>>530084543>average nearly 700 a month, though about 2/3 goes to rent - maybe that ratio is too high for them...That's seriously low income. You need to get a better job
Saw a lad at the coop with an ankle monitor on, he had long curly hair and a hooked nose. His mates were outside smoking cannabis and making those sudden loud noises madheads make
>>530084763It's over (we're back)
>-5faragebros....
>>530085114Quick, shill for another forever war even louder!
>>530084998Very profound
>>530084763Iran is fucked, won't last until the end of the month
>>530085114>-5Another +5 for Restore then
>>530085114It is more important to support Zionist wars than be elected.
>>530085341They didn't go to labour did they
>>530085165When are they going to launch the fucking nukes?
>>530085378Thing is, that's what some Reform shills will actually say after spending however long saying that wining the election is the key to actually being able to implement at least some of the desired policies
>>530085430Hard>>530085430Times>>530085430Are>>530085430Icumen>>530085430In>>530085430
Jannie knows a lot about brit/pol like lore, names people get called, what certain key words and. Yet you pretend to not know these are both the same person ?for real ?
>>530084543get a phone contract that is pay monhtly, and pay for everything on klarna or amazon credit but clear it instead of paying interest. Should get your credit score up.
>>530086382*that isn't PAYG
>>530084543Set up a free account for each of the 3 main credit agencies, you need a Clearscore account (for Equifax), an Experian account, and an account that gives you your Transunion score (I use Money Saving Expert Credit Club). Don't bother paying for any of the extra stuff. Experian gives you a month of free premium, which can be handy to see what is having an impact on your score, just remember to cancel it (I think you can cancel it immediately but keep the trial period).I can't recommend Money Saving Expert enough, they have loads of articles about credit cards and building your score.Use their credit card eligibility checker here: https://www.moneysavingexpert.com/eligibility/credit-cards/search/It lets you see which cards you might be eligible for and gives you a likelihood of being accepted. Some of them may be pre-approved, meaning if you've given them the correct data you're guaranteed to be accepted.It sounds like you'll probably need a credit builder card, just a regular credit card with a low limit and high interest but they're good if you're struggling to get accepted for other things and will quickly give you a higher limit if you're responsible.With all credit cards you won't pay any interest on the amount as long as you set up a direct debit to pay off the outstanding balance in full at the end of each month. Don't treat it as free money, just spend on there instead of your debit card and never more than you'll be able to pay off.
>>530084937credit karma appears to be broken, so I used moneysavingexperthonestly everything looks good, my transunion score is on 'fair', which looks to just be the default since I have no historyit's got to be the income:rent ratio I guess>>530084939would you believe me if I told you I finished my CS degree with a First? lol fuck this country>>530086472yeah I used moneysavingexpert's eligibility checker, literally not a single card would accept me - like I said above it's surely my income I guesshow stringent are their checks on your income...? asking for a friend - I'd only be using the cc as a debit card effectively anyway, it's not like I need to urgently borrow money or anything
>>530086472just a warning , if you have any kind of legal debt those companies will sell the data as well, Found out about an old parking fine through a baliffs letter after signgin up to Experian
