France has developed a bladeless wind energy system that generates electricity without spinning blades, gears, or rotating machinery. Instead of rotation, the vertical structure harnesses vortex-induced vibrations, a natural aerodynamic effect created when wind flows past a cylinder and causes it to oscillate.These vibrations are converted into electricity using electromagnetic systems. Because there are no moving mechanical parts, the turbine operates silently, requires minimal maintenance, and poses no threat to birds or bats. While it does not replace large wind farms, it opens new possibilities for urban, residential, and distributed clean energy where traditional turbines are impractical.No blades, gears, or rotating partsGenerates power via wind-induced vibrationsSilent operation, ideal for citiesBird- and wildlife-safeLow maintenance and long lifespan
>Cross between wild wacky inflatable guy and a dildoWhat the fuck lol I can't even take this seriously even if it works.
>france to cover itself in flubbery black dildospottery
>>530075183>Frogs discover piezoelectricity
Qrd on how they link that movement to a generator? It seems wonky.
Never heard of it. Probably bullshit, especially the french part.
>>530075183How many dickawatts does that thing produce?>>530075488It's transformed in the balls, which apparently are not included.
>>530075346attack israel now
>>530075519wind turbines are bullshit
>>530075676OVER 9000 DICKAWATTS
>>530075183The lengths governments are going through to avoid giving cheap energy to their citizens via nuclear energy is astounding.
>>530075183looks very gay and french
>>530075183lol i read the description - great idea then i watch the webm - perfect for this timeline - i demamd one of these on top of every building in america
>>530075676MEGADICKAWATTS
>>530075183Looks like my dick during an orgasm.
>>530075183i want to see one of these catch fire, and then we'll have a giant wobbly dildo on fire.
>>530075183FRENCH TECH ! We did it again ! France is the most advanced country in the world and every country envy us !
>>530075183>you vil build the vibrating dildos fieldsI mean if that's one step closer to energetic independence, we'll take it. The world as it is too unreliable
>>530075183>gaia's tampons
>>530075183this shit is super fucking gay kek
>>530075183>FranceKill me already.
>>530075183Gay.
ZESTYESTY
>>530075317We must paint them black to combat global cooling
i want to stick it in my ear
>>530076514this
>>530075183>Entire fields of indian head bobbling tentaclesAs long as theyre in the middle of nowhere
>>530075183>Giant dildos in every direction you look
>liberals would rather litter the landscape with giant sperm globules than just build a few magic glowing rock power plants because they know it's incompatible with their mass immigration agenda which they can't abandon at any cost at this point
>>530075183
>>530076514they should just make the things look like trees and then everyone would be happy
>>530075183What a waste of a good meme.No one with a brain cell is going to believe this bullshit, and those without any brain cells are too stupid to get the joke.In this case it would have been better to have been a lot more obvious. They should have been shaped much more like a cock, with a banana bend and a distinct head. Then some blurb added about them coming in much smaller sizes for domestic power generation and being easily maintained by applying lube to the outside.
>>530075183Why does this look so unnerving?It's like something out of a Junji Ito manga.
>>530075183>giant cockswhy are the french like this?
>Wind harnessing tampons'Kay then, anything but nuclear power I guess. God forbid we do anything that might jeopardize fossil fuel profits.
>>530075183>an entire landscape of giant giggle techno-hairs driving the ai-god datacenterthat is kino af. just when nobody in this judeo-dystopia expected anything positive to happen france pops into the room and delivers something genuinely utopian.
this looks gay as fuck
>>530076910they are a real thing. not sure if this example is real but the things exist
>>530075183lmao ahahaahathis is where fake jewish climate science has bought us
>>530075183 Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men just flew over my house.
Pic related.
>>530077024Someone got confused about the purpose of their vibrating dildo.
>>530075183They look like ear cleaners. Love how stylish they are.
>>530075183this is the gayest thing i've ever seen.
>>530076910>Then some blurb added about them coming in much smaller sizes for domestic power generation and being easily maintained by applying lube to the outside.you don't want your house to look like a Teletubby?
>>530075183They need to make them black so they can harness the power of the sun at the same time.
>>530076922Drr.. drr..
renewables will never make sense to me, the sun doesnt always shine, there isn't always wind, so you still need the same amount of fossil fuel energy to meet demand at all times, so why invest in renewables at all. is it really trillions for virtue signaling?
>>530077508well why not both ? ever heard the expression "don't put all your eggs in the same basket" ?
>>530077193buy a mirror
>>530077760no what, if you build renewable energy you still need to build maintain operate the exact same amount of fossil fuel energy infrastructure as if you had never bothered investing in renewables. Because renewables sometimes don't work.Its like investing in a new car that sometimes works, but keeping and driving your current car that always works, because you need a car that works. Whats the new car for?
>>530077508>>530078338Storing energy is not that difficult. The only thing i disagree with are subsidies for renewables and going full "green" like a retard, but it's smart to build out renewables as an alternative so we can't be screwed by whoever sells fossil fuels. More nuclear would be even better.
>>530075183These are perfect for my giant woman movie script
>>530078338let's say you have a battery that can use solar electricity and gas. The day it's cloudy or at night, you use your gas, but the rest of the time you use solar energy. So you reduce your gas needs by x%. And so, you're less vulnerable to global geopolitics, we had an example not that long ago with Russia. At the end of the day, you're not free if you're not independent, and independence is also energetic
>>530078631It's going to get real interesting when she attacks the wind energy dildo farm
>>530075183life cycle?
>>530075183Of course it's shaped like a dickMacron sure loves dicks.On his wife in the fields you name it.
>>530075317they are actually white, as expected from a black country like France, you will notice the zog promotes white worshipping in non-white countries since their true goal is a mutt race similar to pajeets, the perfect goyim
>>530075183source? this looks hella fake and gay
>>530075183>produces almost no energy
>>530075825The Jewish plan is to destroy Western civilisation, so of course they don't want us to have power.
>>530075183>absolutely no news about this>webm looks like AI dogshit>only articles about bladeless windturbines are boomers facebook trash or other gay project slop who actually have blades>and pol believe itYou all retarded faggots should kill yourself now
>>530075183Any old nigger can work on an oil rig, but you must be white to work on one of these:Great post, anon.
>>530075183This is literally the gayest form of energy generation ever. >>530078853>>530078631>if no pron exists it shall be made
>>530075183>france uses big throbbing cocks to generate powerchecks out
>>530075183>franceHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>530075183>No Waving arms>No Clown Wig>No adorable red honky noseFrance should just rename their country to FAILURE at this point.
>>530079557Black people never invented regular windmills. You’re giving off extremely mixed signals.
>>530075183Sounds cool. Let’s see some real data though
>>530079707power is derived from big cocks in macron's ass, color doesn't matter.
France? Come on now. That shit looks like a dil-do.
>>530075183It looks gay and gay.Only a French could design something like this.
>>530079962That her pointer finger is longer than her ring finger? Tracks with female prenatal development.
Windmills are cool and white, you are all niggers.
>>530075183You took the coolest part of windmills, the sharp blades which can KILL people and birds and replaced it with fucking rotating q-tips
>>530077508I'm pretty sure above a certain altitude there's a near constant amount of wind, but then air traffic so... Yeah outside of some very specific and specialized circumstances it's a tax scam.
>>530079962Hey, check your tranny archives though. If you can show me a picture of Brigitte Macrons hand where the ring finger is longer than the pointer, I will consider your argument.
>>530080321Dis nigga got reach!
>>530080804> it’s a tax scamwait, now you’re mad at white people who actually use the nigger-loving american government as a form of generational wealth creation?if farmers stopped paying taxes, would you complain?
>>530080321In this case I'm all for circumcision
>>530077508There's possibly hope on the horizon anon.https://www.modernpowersystems.com/analysis/a-thorium-molten-salt-reactor-that-refuels-with-fertile-rather-than-fissile-fuel/
>>530081081could have been a thing decades ago but it got (((shut down)))
>>530075183They're just big dildo's aren't they.
>>530079962>She and big Mike must have the same personal trainer
>>530075305If we put arm flailing tube men on top then these would be in every American yard within weeks
>>530075183That looks so stupid
>>530075183This is what I mean when I say we can have free energy in no time. Did you know electricity used to cost nothing ? Taxpayers pay for the infrastructure of course. Stick some turbines in the ocean and you can have infinite free energy till the sun goes out or the earth explodes. There are so many free energy generators on earth that it's insane we still pay for energy. Wtf is China doing btw, they could line their entire country with ocean current power generators and solve the energy problem without firing a single shot. I know why the US doesn't do it but what does China have to lose?
>>530081159Yeah, but this time they are going to have to. China and India are building their own. (((Their))) hand is going to be forced in order to stay competitive geo politically.
>>530075183Cool!
>>530081559good
>>530076446>>530076207>>530075183Paint them black, then the french will be like Tres bon lolThey love their nigger dick over there
>>530075305Fpbp
>>530081513>Stick some turbines in the ocean and you can have infinite free energy till the sun goes out or the earth explodes.They will all be destroyed by salt retard
>>530082338filter out the salt dumbass
>>530078180kekdhere's a (you)
>>530078811ok but there is no method of energy storage, and fossil fuel power plants cant be switched on at night or when no wind, then switched off again. takes a long time to fire those things up or shut down. your reasoning makes sense in theory but in reality we have to make 1MW of fossil fuel power for every MW of renewable power, just in case the renewables dont work. unless we're on the verge of some grand breakthrough in energy storage all the green energy infrastructure appears completely useless. I agree with the other poster just build nuclear powerplants, its reliable, its clean, why be afraid of it because 1 case of being retarded in the soviet union and 1 freak accident in japan
humiliation ritual
>>530075183AI
>>530075346This. There's a million ways to generate miniscule amounts of electricity and it remains to be seen if they make a tangible impact. Also still requires wind....Meanwhile we're sitting on a gigantic kettle in the form of geothermal energy but everyone ignores it because you can't charge people for nearly limitless energy.
>>530077508The sooner we master renewable energy the sooner we can stop pretending to give a fuck about the middle east.Lot of fossil fuels also have uses outside of being fuel. Particularly oil.First country to perfect renewables will rule the planet.
>>530075183They deployed a dildo. It's ridiculous. The harmonics and oscilation scare actual birds. I literally don't see any.
>>530082489>Turbines in the ocean >Filter out the salt >Win
>>530082812>but everyone ignores it because you can't charge people for nearly limitless energyThis is schizo retard logic. In most places, the crust is simply too thick (30-50 km). Drilling that deep is exponentially expensive and currently exceeds our tool durability. You also need more than heat, you need water and permeable rock. Creating artificial "cracks" (EGS) is costly and can trigger earthquakes. Geothermal brine is also a cocktail of salt, acid, and minerals that rapidly destroys standard pipes and turbines. Even if we solved all that, the best "shallow" heat sources are rarely near the cities that need the power, and long-distance transmission losses are high. With the state of modern technology, solar and wind are currently much cheaper to build, scale, and maintain per megawatt-hour.
>>530083238i dont think many birds would get scared of a dildo like that.
>>530078541Are you retard. Not being able to store energy is the problem. Currently only big pump-storage power plants can do it well.
>>530081041I'm not complaining. I was just saying that it's a scam. Also it's companies doing it, not individuals. Small scale renewables only make sense for off grid power.
>>530082656I don't really want to get into a specific argument because I'm not an expert; but I don't think you're right. Renewable energy isnt some myth, most countries use them heavily in various forms, EU as a whole and even China have much of their needs covered by renewable energy. Even third world countries invest in solar energy, and particular people in these countries not government funded initiatives for ecological purposes. It's people like you and me who pay that money and quickly see return on investments. I'm not sure I even understand what you say
>>530081857Yeah leaf I've been preaching Thorium for years. Lets just hope the kikes don't strong arm the poo's and chinks out of theirs to stay on the current system instead. Fingers crossed.
>>530084297i heard an interview with a guy who was working (maybe at a management level) on a US program to develop a reactor like that. was saying its basically impossible to have a serious accident with the design, and it produces almost no toxic leftovers. but because of political pressure from greenweenies etc, they shut it down. i'll have to look it up
>>530083684Wiggle wiggle wigglehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrU8rSbRyQY
>>530075183I want one on top of my house
>>530075183How long before some only fans whore mounts one.
>>530075183Do they make them in black? Asking for a friend
>>530085473you want one on top of your head
>>530075183Give it to the french to make giant dildo farms
>>530075825France already has abundant nuclear energy retard This is about grid resilience
>>530085473as opposed to up your bum i guess>>530085547pottery
>france attacked by triffidsDon't watch the meteor shower.
>>530077110beat me to itaren't they generating electricity too?
sounds great, now post the levelized cost of energy
>>530075183>Birds are dying because of the blades>Gotcha, let's make giant dildoswhat
>>530075183>french countryside full of giant vibrating, wiggling dildosYeah that sounds like something they would do.
>>530075183>No blades, gears, or rotating parts>Generates power via wind-induced vibrations>Silent operation, ideal for cities>Bird- and wildlife-safe>Low maintenance and long lifespanWhat's the catch?>Respond to this post or your mother dies in her sleep tonight
>>530087210because buggers the damn birds, thats why
>>530075183https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvaRGiMWRaEall I could think of
>>530075183They're missing the point. I mean, those things are less deadly to birds, but still create dystopian hellscapes to provide an energy resource that is entirely unnecessary.
>>530075183Lewd
why dont birds just watch where theyre going? theyre supposed to have good eyesight. whey should humans have to build fields of dildos just because birds are constantly drunk driving?
>>530075183Ok I want the one with blades. That shit is WAY to gay. Like hyper faggot gay. Just no. no no no no.France like god damit. Why, why do you got to do this every time.
This is just fucking funny. A little treat for us fags who are not able to take clownworld seriously unless our beer is threatened.
>>530087905Killing off birds and the detrimental effects on the wind is the main issue with windmills. This seems like a better option for wind energy.
>>530087905>still create dystopian hellscapesOh no not the tubular construction!>How will I EVER stop thinking about PENISES now?>>530082116>>530080138>>530080231>>530079529>>530079557
ok, they look silly, but why the hate? I think these mega constructions are pretty cool, but I want variety. I want engineers to create new ways to install solar panels and wind turbines just to create more interesting looking landscapes and this dildo wind farm achieves that
>giant wobbly douche nozzleslollmaoFrance is so gay.
>>530089281>dildo wind farmwe prefer the term 'Skybrators'.
>>530075183I don't care how efficient they are, we must put them everywhere because it'll bring a dumb smile to people's faces.
>>530075488Maybe piezoelectric effect materials in the shaft.
>>530075183holy shit, just use nuclearwhat the fuck is wrong with Europeans, these niggers are shutting down their nuclear plants with no viable alternative, they're insane.
>>530089718jews. Nuclear reactors become targets for cyber attacks.
>>530075183put cute smiley faces and France will start being cool again
>>530089717i looked it up. theres jst this one company working on making them useful so far as i can tell. they use a carbon rod set into the ground in the middle of the bottom half of the tower. this has a powerful magnet on the top of it. when the wind causes the top section to move back and forth, that magnet hits a ring magnet mounted on the inside of the top half section. so far they only have a 100w version in testing. cant find info on how well its going.
>>530075183The future is so gay
>>530090109ah yes.
>>530090431
environmentally friendly bbc
nodding donkies are the pastwobbling dildos are the future
>>530075793so is AUS
>>530075183I think it would be funny to have a bunch of giant floppy dicks tho. But you can tell it's fake because they didn't paint them black and brown.
>>530085902>France already has abundant nuclear energyyes and noin 2005, france generated 420 terwatt hours with nuclear powerlast year, despite still having 56 reactors compared to the 59 they had back then,france only produced 361 terawatt hours with nuclear powersomething is very rotten in france
>>530091521its the jews
>>530090431found a short paper showing some results from a small one they testedhttps://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/1755-1315/801/1/012019
>f4 jiggling>0 results Faggots I'm dispoint
>>530075183So gay
>>530091621QUI?!!
>>530088262>wind energyAssuming anyone of normal intelligence thinks that that makes any sense in any modern industrial country>>530089098>How will I EVER stop thinking about PENISES now?You are unlikely to ever get to a point to see what you just did there short of traumatic brain injury.
>>530075183My wife has a couple of those in her special drawer
>>530091981does she power them with her wind? do they vibrate as she passes gas?
Fart powered dildos could be a real growth market. i bet someone steal the idea from me now. just my luck.
Or at least fart activated dildos. think of the fun times.
>>530075183You dad dilator
>>530075183That just screams france for some reason
Are you tards actually falling for this fake ass shit?
>wiggling dicksPretty obvious that they produce almost no electricity.
>>530075183>That webmIn all the years I've been reading /pol/ in bed and I think this is the first time I've ever audibly laughed out loud and disturbed my wife.
>>530092877Seems like an actual thing though, as stupid as it seems https://youtu.be/F3DxohMAt3E?si=9wlYaNGQjmwiHzU_
>>530075183>Low maintenance and long lifespanYou don't know that, and nothing lives up to the initial marketing hype.What's the unsubsidized cost vs the energy production compared to traditional wind turbines?
>>530090109>100w version in testing.That's less than a single solar panel.
>>530081081>vagina shaped reactor>uses FERTILE fuelthe perfect tech to counteract the French wind penises!
>>530093319yeah its their little one. i get the feeling this idea isn't really going to work very well but you never know.
>>530075183I swear, this is an insult to White men by Jews.
>>530093442>French wind penises!o as they like to say 'un Peepee au vent'
>>530075183fucking eyesore though
>>530075183>TFW you developed a prototype for a similar helical design (although there was a rotor and DC motot) for a Senior college project in a renewable energy glass run by a top US nuclear physicist at a big 10 University.Everyone else in the class built dogshit toys..me and one other guy we built a legit turbine and that professor heckled the rest of the classes bullshit projects compared to ours.I dunno why . It is what it is but I just wanted everyone here to read my glory story and blog
>>530093761nice work. also, keep in mind that my country doesn't have one road across the country that looks that the one in your pic. strange but true
>>530089718We're doing it, and besides this crap is probably a startup experiment that will never see mass commercialization
>>530091794>You are unlikely to ever get to a point to see what you just did thereIt's not a freudian slip if this thread is filled with raving faggots raging that these cool looking wind towers make them think of COCK 24/7
OH MY GOD IT'S REALhttps://vortexbladeless.com/
Seems like a manufacturing nightmare for piss poor amount of energy.There is no shortage of ingenious, but practically stupid project like this.
This thread is absolutely gold. Best thread on the chinz for ages, keep em coming /pol/acks
>>530075488Probably the vibrations of the stem are harnessed
>>530095527Why don't you harness these vibrations? *unzips bladeless wind turbone*
>>530093761Why are you bragging this? Good achievement and all, well done, but renewable energy is the gayest thing on this earth.Not doubting your ingenuity, it's just in the wrong place
>>530089718France does use Nuclear you retardBut more options never hurt
>>530085902France USED to have 80% nuclear power. Long time ago.
>>530087905Maybe they could make them look like giant redwood trees or something nice?
>>530084100Investment in green energy and divestment in nuclear has been an unmitigated disaster for Europe, it's a tiddlywicks vanity project that hasn't produced anything that's a net improvement, and we're facing an ongoing energy security crisis.
>>530079641how u get past spam filter?
>>530075183so france has invented giant vibrating dildo power?ok
>>530101945guys i guess we have to cover the planet in giant vibrating dildoes now
>>530094984none of them are giant vibratory sky penises tho
>>530095314We need to stop the war, we can solve all of mankinds problems with 200ft tall floppy air cocks.
