What can the folks in Wisconsin do in order to retake the UP?
>>530088174I'm thinking... decapitate the Michigan leadership with a massive bombing campaign.
They can submit to rightful Michigan rule. We have tolerated you for far too long. Kneel and save your lives.
>>530088345>t. to be invaded by Ohio Imminently
>>530088413Michigan is spreading itself too thin
>>530088174It would be a risky play, a lot of oil tankers go through the strait of Michigan so there would be a risk of global fuel supplies being cut off
>>530088174>folks
>>530088683Our retribution. Our justice.
>>530088174Nothing. Yoopers will ride atop their Moose and eradicate the Wisconsin/Troll axis
>>530088174Fuck off, we're rightful Finnish clay.t. From Tapiola, now live in Houghton and get breakfast at the Suomi Restaurant.
>>530089048Wrong. All us yoopers actually wish we were part of Sconny
>>530089139Looks comfy, we barely get any winter anymore were I'm at.
>>530089597Our spy network's internal propaganda machine is working...good....
>>530088174kill yourself saar
>>530089597That way at least you wouldn't have to feed the Detroit Beast.
>>530088683>OHIO class boomer sub checking in>How many tomahawks you want to send?
>>530089139Do you eat poutine?
>>530088683>more kino than iran
>>530089777kek
>>530089993I eat cheddar curds with gravy and fries, but I eat pannukakku almost everyday.
>>530089840Ya hey. Those south of the bridge ain't like us
>>530089993Yoopers eat pasties.
>>530089139when i was a little kid i lived in a fish camp somewhere on the yoop and i had a confusing time learning english because there were so many finn/french/slavtrash around and i remember the finnish neighbor came out and shot my mom's boyfriend's dog because they were both fucking the same girl (not my mom). i found out he was finnish because i asked my dad once if he had metal in his brain like grandpa (war vet) and dad said no, he talks like that because he is finnish kek
>>530088174we can amass an army of young milwaukee niggers and attack the up
>>530091449pasties are one of the very best reasons we need to take it over
>>530089597What is the yooper joke again? How to get a yooper off your porch? Offer him a hockey puck? Fuck I can’t remember.
>cheesefags trying to take our rightful claygo back to producing jeffrey dahmers and being general failures at life
Righful finnish clay
>>530088174folks in wisconsin are so fat they haven't seen their penis since they were 7. the only thing they're taking is extra cheese on their pizza
>>530088174Utter Pradesh?India can keep it
>>530088174I'm already waiting innawoods near the border waiting on the go signal.
I live in Cincinnati i would gladly GIVE Toledo back to Michigan, go right ahead guys we had no idea what it would turn into.
Yooper women already belong to the BWC (Big Wisconsinite Cock). It's just a matter of time before we regain our rightful clays
Soon, they'll all learn the hard way there's more than corn in Indiana...
Wisconsin can't even jail men who committed assaults and robberies https://youtu.be/G7Aslh-9Pmc
>>530091973>(not my mom)
>>530096326That's not the Wisconsin I know. OP is talking about the yooper menace. The border between northern WI and the UP is like Haiti and the Dominican Republic, when you cross over to the UP be prepared for vagrants and poors, and shitty roads and poverty.
>>530096689The Wisconsin I know allows people to drive plastered drunk
>>530094948Want proofs? The Finno-Ugric Capital of Culture Festival is being held in Hancock, MI this year. Never happened in an American city before.
>>530096967Regardless, we do anyway. Me, not anymore but i used to.
>>530088174Fuck Wisconsin what a shit hole
>>530098300We will troll you with cheese and our superior sports teams, economy, music and culture while you seethe in jealousy.
>>530095655I'd rather be in Toledo than northern Kentucy.
>>530088226Set up negotiations, let them think that talks are going well then, yes, a decap strike. It's the only way.
