Why haven't you enlisted yet? You aren't a coward are you, anon?
Im forklift certified so i already serve my country
I was at a bar that was playing some mainstream propoganda slop on the tv, must have mentioned israel or Iran when some orclike entity in ill fitted camo grunted out something about "weak men scared to fight for their country"I out loud said people just aren't stupid enough to go die plinking sand monkeys for israeli interests while bean hordes piledrive our home country anymore. His souless gaze locked on me as he started espouting his service record like the McDonald's menu. I said that's quite impressive for a faggot droning brown kids from the safety of 2 countries over.This must've set off his programming and fired off what little neurons he still had. Couldn't even tell you what the mystery meat monster was squeeling as he thrashed on that poor barstool's unbreakable will.I scoffed at the spectacle which had to have activated his kill mode. The frothing mess lurched forward and all it took was mild reactive response of avoidance to sidestep and watch the golem trip on himself and come crashing down.I sat on this beanbag's back and slapped it on the back of his head. He was already teary eyed and farting profusely in impotent rage. Once the whole bar was splitting their sides in laughter I got off and told him it's ok, no hard feelings. The creature scampered away in fright (I guess having to actually fight for once in it's life was too daunting).Someone yelled out "Simper Fag!" as it barreled out the doors.Anyway good luck to the homos and losers set up with recruitment duty. Hope you like the taste of Remington-brand pepper
>>530091600Thank you for your service
>>530091600Antisemite.
>>530091531MI6 glowie threads are trully retarded.Maybe because mi6 is headed by a woman? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaise_Metreweli
>>530091531>get given a white feather>give it back, call her a coward, it's 2026>walk away
>>530091531This shitpost is so fucking jeeted up that only a fucking brit could think of it.When is the last time a man on 4chan has even talked to a woman, let alone a woman with the balls to fucking present you with a white feather.Fucking think man, use your fucking jeet brain and think. A shitpost has to have substance based on realism for it to matter.Man I miss Australian shitposters.
>>530091664If you won't stand behind forklift drivers then stand infront of them coward
>>530091531i will not fight for the epstein empire
>>530091531They won't take me, and the glowniggers tried to recruit me but rejected me. So I guess I'm just going to watch it all from home
>>530091531Fuck off rabbi. No one is fighting for evil jews
>>530091600Thank you for your service, sir o7
>>530091941Like the guys who refused the clot shot, he will be shown to be right in the long run.
>>530091777Trips of truth.
>>530091531No one should die in a kiked war.>t. legendary draft dodger with 5 years of experience
>>530091600Sorry I'm just not gonna die for Israel is all.
>young men should die for some useless parasites pedo satanist (((elites))) because ????
>>530091600Now here's a man who actually deserves the discounts at stores!
>>530091777>Receive feather>Put it in my cap>Call it macaroniAlternatively>Collect enough feathers to become Chief Gasakike of the neet tribe
>>530091600My uncle was a truck driver and he knew a forklift operator and he was nice
>>530091531>Another free featherThanks hoe
>>530092096>openly bragging about it on a jew sitethey gonna find you
>>530091531Kill them on the spot as they hand it to you and leave it on their corpse.
>>530091600I genuinely respect you more than any armed servicemen. I'm not Canadian so I can't thank you but good job you're doing great, friend.
>>530091648You forgot the part where everyone clapped
>>530091531Why, yes, actually, I AM a coward. Thank you for asking!
>>530091531>1pbtid
