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There is a black van parked down the street. Every post I ever made criticizing Donald J. Trump and his Iran war was parody and does not reflect my true feelings. Thank you for your attention to this matter and God bless Israel.
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>>530098962
ngl bring them some coffee, and knock on their door, see how they react. In my case they simply watched in disbelieve and panicly drove away kek
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I have never told a joke in my life. Kikes dont have rights and their shabbos goy dont either. Please send Agent Stacy.
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>>530098962
>>530100963
I dont know if you guys are meming, but if you work in certain nonprofits you can actually get monitored. they tend to pretend you dont exist if you try to ask them something but they sort of scatter when you do. honestly they're harmless, it's almost flattering that apparently i'm in some folder in a federal building.

yes it's poor opsec to post this, except im not doing anything illegal so it's not lol.
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>>530101142
keyed
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>>530101153
they do monitor me, for sure, but are afraid to openly talk to me. Why, I don't know, I think it's lack in courage. I know some of their real fore- and surenames even lmao
it's also poor opsec from me to be honest but I started to not give a damn about this a long time ago. I'm quite certain they've not set up a stingray but an ISP split tunnel and capture TSL/SSL handshakes, I'm capturing encrypted traffic on my 1950's VHF V and suspect my keyboard is bugged. But I don't care, I think it's quite embarassing for them to not come clear about this at this point. It'd be a win-win under certain conditions but what do I know...
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I'm keeping business secrets from my employer secure though and this seems to be the line they respect. And I respect this desu
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>>530098962
Its me. we're going to rape you tonight see you sUwUn
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I know your kidding. But still anon, get up off your fucking knees.
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>>530101712
The traffic I capture on my retro tv could be bleed from lower frequencies because I know german authorities are secretly cheapskates and fall for blenders and their brands kek. Not that I suspect corruption in the aquisition department...
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>>530098962
I hope you get got honestly. Your posting is ass and if glowies remove you guys all the better. You lost tranny. But you will looove prison, trust me I have heard stories and its going to be right up your pooper..I mean alley.
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WELL WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SAY SO? I GUESS WE WILL MOVE THE VAN NOW
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>>530102232
I'm already mapping the project zephyr racket ball halls erected in my are. gl hf
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>>530102388
these places might be the safest place during civil war in the early 30's though. lmao
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>>530102388
>>530102526
baste
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any glowniggers reading this ofc I'm drunk posting and all this is satirical. I do not calculate my surroundings net income and ofc I don't notice the unexplainable 2.3k€ additional monthly net income for some of them, which just coinicides with leaked IM (BfV) payments. All satire. Ofc you can rape me with your goons from the police department as long as you want if your goal is to push me to 'enemy' countries. But I would prefer an honest statement, not some occult information as usual.
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taking stabs at the leader in 2026
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>>530098962
You forgot to thank Geoffrey Epstein for his service
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>>530102014
it's a cheap/old pre-quantum encryption for anyone who wants to know
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Pics or it didnt happen
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>>530098962
dont be scared now
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>>530098962
I love Israel and Hillary Clinton!!!
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>>530107365
if you want to know something funny look up the ventilation issues in german tanks, the crew gets significantly poisoned by the gasses emitted by the fired ammunition. And that's not even the biggest weakness. I told them all of this more then a decade ago, as a teenager, but Bundeswehr has no own developments, not even maintenance is done by them but by subcontractors. Absolute shitshow. German state buys the overpriced slop it can get lol. My recommendations were not considered, even in the new models.
I guess it's just about sacrificing lives, not more and not less.
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>>530098962
It's not illegal here. You simply tell them to fuck off and shut the door. They can't do anything to you lmao
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>>530098962
as long as you don't see this van, you are ok.
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>>530098962
If you stick a roll of tin foil up your ass, it will block out all forms of signal reception they are aiming at you. It's to ground your chakras and you become uh, like an "antitenna" or an anti-antenna or whatever you would call it that stops sending out signals. To jam the signal, you have to jam your rectum.
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>>530098962
Anon check this
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What would you do in this situation?
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>>530098962
i wish my federal agent watchdog handlers would visit me. i'm lonely.
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>>530098962
Glowniggers don't understand parody.
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>>530110392
You haven't criticized Israel enough to get a care visit, Jeff. We actually like how low maintenance you are.



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