>919/molol, lmao even
>>530099140Id kill for that low of payments for rent/mortgage. Damn near half of what I pay now for an apartment
>>530099054nigga that house looks like absolute pile of shit made of popsicle sticks and school glue. i could buy that shit right now in cash for fun but i won't because its a heap of shit.
>>530099275>1 bed 1 bath 700sqft.Its basically a walk in closet with a toilet for $1000/month. Then wait until you find out that the vast majority of your loan payments go towards interest instead of the principal resulting in you paying 3-4x that 89k over the course of the loan.
>>530099275i pay 1100 euro for a 250 mortgagerent on mortgage is also partially deductable on your taxes so netto its like 800 euro at the moment
>700 sq ft particleboard wall shithole in a fucking refugee campFucking retard
>>530099054>florida>wanting to live with niggers and jews
>>530099054What is the job market like in Tampa anyway? Also what if you lived in central Florida and commuting to Tampa, is that a reasonable work commute? I have no idea how it is in the south with its job industry currently.
>>530099054that not a house, that a trailer on land you probably pay rent on.
>>530099275
>>530099054>living in sweltering mutt weather surrounded by kikes and assorted island niggers year round, no thanks.
it might even be cheaper to live in a Florida trailer park at that 90k going rate for a house.
>>530099054The best I can do is 2, 40% alcohol beers
>>530099575>Effortless coastal living meets active community charm in this beautifully updated 1-bedroom, 1-bath home nestled in the desirable 55+ gated waterfront community of Regency Cove. Offering 700 square feet of thoughtfully designed living space, this cozy retreat feels open and inviting with its seamless floor plan and stylish updated laminate flooring throughout.Thats a better piece of real estate then the shithole you occupy
>>530099054>89 grand>blows away when the next hurricane hits the areaNo thanks
>>530100081its floridaif you have good (jewish) connections you can insure it for 150k and make a profit
>>530099054>>530100081You're leaving out the best part>Lot rent $2300 a month>55 and older only
>>530099054molded to the max
>>530099770>1000 month mortgage>325 month HOA fees>300 month utilitiesThats a lot of money for 700sqft house on 1000sqft lot. Better be next to the beach or something
>>530099770nawh florida is a shithole and house around me are going 300k+ you need to stop being poor and accepting 99k shoebox where you eternally pay rent plus property task for your shoebox.
You own the trailer, but rent space, so even when paid off you still owe over 500 per month for space, and that doesn’t include water electricity or trash which are all artificially inflated in trailer parks. In addition you have to be a certain age (55+) to qualify to live (rent the space to place the trailer you own) in the spot.Bottom line, you don’t actually own the land so you now live in an apartment with extra steps, and the land owners own the LAND but arent obligated to fix anything that goes wrong in the trailer that is 65 years old, while you have triple the taxes as you own a “home” so they tax you as a homeowner.Bottom line, shit idea to buy a shed on someone else’s land.
>>530099770>55+ gated waterfront communitythat's why its cheap, its for retirees living on social security. they aren't going to let you buy it when you are in your 20s.
>>530099517you could buy this 6 acres with a tiny home for $20k.
>>530099517>>530099054I've worked on double wide seaside camps like this before, they're fucking garbage. The floor creaks everywhere you walk, the shitty insulation and ductwork means your massive package A/C unit draws twice as much electricity as a conventional split system for an actual house. Trailers are not homes and they should be illegal. Any house in a FEMA VE flood zone like this needs to be 20+ feet in the air on reinforced concrete pilings, and constructed in a way that can withstand 180 mile per hour winds. The only reason these trailers exist is because they were grandfathered in before coastal construction codes were established. Picrel is an example of a properly built home for this area. Yes, it costs a million dollars, but in a world without jews we'd be able to afford these as second homes.
>>530099054why don't you buy it and live there, jew?
>>530099054>burger makes a thread about affordable homes>it's a meth shack in florida>imagine the neighbors>next hurricane deletes houseop could you try harder next time
>>530099575>DING DING DINGAll of Tampa is ridiculously expensive now. And way more nogs and ayys than anything.
>>530099400Well, Jew, I’m jealous. I would love to own a home. I’ve basically given up on that ever happening again. So fuck you.
>>530099517that looks like it would be washed away at the first gentle breeze
>>530099770>1-bath home nestled in the desirable 55+ gated waterfront community of Regency Cove.55+ is the catch here. Cheap homes only available to boomers.
>>530099054You can't get a loan in Tampa Florida because insurance won't cover it after it's hit.
>>530099054>florida>sweaty as FUCK>intensely humid>stand outside for 5 mins>covered in sweat>but it's only 80 degrees>can't have a backyard pool unless you cover almost your entire backyard with a giant aluminum skeleton with metal screens - otherwise tons of bugs, lizards, and other animals will suicide leap into it and 24 hours later your pool is full of a bunch of dead shit>house looks like it's walls are thin as fuck>likely 100% wood structure>could install "window unit" AC, since house clearly lacks HVAC>might be lucky if it cools off the room you're in to 70 degrees>as long as you sit in front of itI'm wrong texas where at least the heat is dry, and once lived in a mobile homeeven there that's what similar living conditions can bring you, but at least there it's a DRY heat, not the intensely sweaty humidity that you practically cannot escape
>>530101262>I'm wrongI'm FROM
>>530099054couldnt pay me 89k to live in Florida
>>530099054>$325/month HOA>For a hurricane bait shitbox 2 inches above the waterline>In a 55+ community>In the hellhole that is Gandy
>>530099275At that low of a price I wouldn't bother with a mortgage...
>>530099517I think they charge for the land too, so it's closer to 2000 after they jack the property values up.
>>530099054What if my chances seeing ghost than finding gf
>>530100382You simply don't buy a trailer without also buying the land it's on.As for OP, well, at least there's no snow. Fuck this cold-ass state.
Couldn’t pay me enough to live in Jewish hell holes like Florida or california.
>>530099275That's not taking tax and possible HOA fees into account. Plus its Florida so you'll be paying an arm or a leg in insurance a year.
>>530099517These are the people that post brutalist buildings and call them commieblocks
>>530099054>shoebox for sale89,000 lmao
>>530099054>surrounded by niggers and then beat to shit by hurricanes that insurance refuses to coverFuck of and die faggot
>>530099054Sorry pal, you have to be a boomer to purchase that house. Also enjoy paying an extra 4k a year in coop fees.
Lots of whining ITT>Boo hoo hoo I dont want to live minutes away from the beach
>>530099749You got tactical nuclear penguin?
>>530099444Get a 15 year loan with no prepayment penalty. Pay it off early. It will work out to be less than a rental.
>>530102147another boomer coffin, how about showing me a home i can actually buy?
>>530102606how is boomer graveyard zoning (((legal)))
>>530101801Brutalist Concrete Architecture Houses and Mobile Homes are STILL better than Commie Apartments and Commie Condos.Unfortunately Truman and Eisenhower never implemented a plan like this and left us off with Wood and Plaster Homes/Mobile Homes.
>>530099054That's 90k for the "house" and $2,000-4,000 a month lot rent. Those manufactured houses are always like that, I've seen lot rent as low as $700-900/mo but in Tampa near a beach expect much more.
>>530099054>buy it>fix it up while living in it>turn it into a section 8 rental with guaranteed payments>start all over>fuck prime young trailer trash pussy for almost nothing (you know what im talking about) Its that easyIn a year you could probably own half the place if you know what you are doing and in 3 years you can buy out the park outright then insure it for 10x the value, rebuild it as higher quality housing so section 8 pays more, then repeat until you can afford land in a safe area and you build apartments there
>>530103314I looked up the address and it's sold but there are other units available in that community. It's a 55+ community so reduced cost, but you can't live there unless you're old (government funds partially pay for the units under some HUD program). No lot rent but $370/mo HOA fees, not too crazy. But you're in a cramped trailer park in a hurricane area, gl old fucks.Posting shit like this is untruthful. That's not a house available to everyone, and not even a house. You might as well photoshop prices if you're gonna lie. You have to scroll down and see the details, is it 55+, does it have lot rent, etc.
>>530103352nvm just found out it was just a boomer hovel you can still section 8 the whole thing but there is not a crumb of prime pussy unless someone is taking care of their abandoned grand daughter there
>>530102858>two pathetic treesdamn
>>530099054>just live in a shithole in the worst state in the country No thanks I have heard all about Florida man I don’t trust that migga
>Tampa, FL
>importing infinity pajeets >Housing and food and gas go upWow shocker
>>530101062>>530099770>>530100505how is this not age discrimination, fuckin kikes
>>530099517Way better than an apartment.
Still better than 3rd world commiefornia
>>530099054thats a trailer park so u can buy the house but then you have like a 500/mo lot payment
>>530099054>Floridalol I'm good
>>530101262>since house clearly lacks HVACIt has a "package" A/C (different from a conventional split system) that attaches to pre-made metal duct plenums that run under the floor. Look up "double wide package A/C".
>>530104388>i LiVe In CaLiFoRnIafag
>>530104567least we don't have sinkholes and murderous hurricanes every year
>>530099444I'm in an area where the "income restricted" units are around 600sqft and are 1800 a month.That's part of why so many people said screw it and got a home when interest rates were near 0, they would be paying more when renting.Right now, it's the other way around. House cost is so high that average monthly payments after putting 20% down is around 3x rent prices, so now housing is totally frozen in the area.
>>530104388Shut your Jew ass up 3rd worlder you are in a shithole yourself.
>>530099054>have to get approved by the park>risk living around white trash junkies with pit bulls>cops there constantly>risk getting blown up by propane>pay lot rent>all other utilities>etc etcJust get a condo.
>>530104567Imagine bragging about living in a state with the smallest white population kek.
>>530099054Ah, yes. A 66 year old shed, built in a hot humid climate. It's absolutely structurally sound and safe to occupy as my permanent home.
>>530099054In what universe is 919/mo affordable?
>>530104388In india?
>>530104808worlds fifth largest economy but ok
>>530105118in your mom's bedroom
>>530099054>why don't you live in a street that has murder cases every day
>>530104714there are neither sink holes nor hurricanes where i livebut there's plenty ofNIGGER-JEWS
>>530099054>700 sq ft>1bedroom>1 bathroomNigga take a seat
I bought a home very much like vid-related for $63k. I have a 40-45 minute commute to work. But people here in Sweden will still choose a tiny apartment in some commieblock..
>>530105045Lol, this is the USA. We arent poor like you. I understand 1,000 USD is a yearly salary for a europoor but we make that a week after taxes easy.
>>530104388What smoggy old run down looking hell hole is this in America? Everything looks crowded misplaced grey and dirty like it’s stuck in the 70’s, how sad.
>>530105578its zoomed in with a filter retard>flagshow what Mumbai looks like for comparison
>>530105688That didn’t answer my question muttoid. Where is this wasteland so I can avoid it.
>>530099054>FLNo thank you.
>>530105491>9 wooden Cucksheds for Sven's Somali Bull haremI'd take a commie flat over that.
>>530105848California It’s our India/Brazil if you’re white you should avoid going there it’s very dangerous as the jews have destroyed it
>>530105943>instantly starts fantasizing about gay niggers Classic German flag post.
>>530099054>built in 1960 that thing is full of mold in there specially in florida that house is ready to come down.
>>530099054A double wide trailer should cost $10k and not a single penny more no matter how much land it is sitting on.
>>530105848show your country pajeet
>>530099517also the fuckin neighbors in a place like that. this place is a shithole you do NOT want there.
>>530099517Yeah and living in Israeli state of Florida ain’t it.
>>530099054Now post how much it cost to pay for the land under it. Per Month.
>>530099054$89k is one year salary for most people with a degree. What's the problem here? Is it because you have to fix shit? Because that's true with every house
>>530099444>Then wait until you find out that the vast majority of your loan payments go towards interest instead of the principalAre you one of those retards that pays the minimum payment?
>>530099054not bad for a nice little methlab
>>530104388>guys look where i live, did you also know i have AIDS?yeah we inferred that
>>530100587Right but that's a stilt house. Not a trailer lol
>>530099400looks comfy
>>530100587>Yes, it costs a million dollars, but in a world without jews we'd be able to afford these as second homes.Why do stilts cost that much?
>>530099054That's a snowbird community. They won't let you live there unless you're too old to care anymore.
>>530103870You understand that trees take some time to grow, yeah?
>>530099517Shit looks like a fucking favela, i'm starting to think we were lied to about how rich the US is.
>>530102147>On leased land: Yes>Lease amount: $805Try again
>>530099524this.
>>530099140>>530099275My parents bought in 1995 and their mortgage was $800/mo fixed and now they have a house valued over $500,000.
>>530099444Interest is evil
>>530099140small price to pay for the keks after you pressurize the sewer line and blow shitwater in everyones trailer
>>530113594My house is worth 550k and my mortgage is 1128/moBought in 2018 for 325k (0% down), refinanced in 2021 (2.625%)Glad I didnt listen to the retards who told me not to buy
>>530099524I noticed you didn't say spics and kikes. This means you are a spic and a glownigger.
>>530099140My shitty 800 sq. ft. 2-bedroom apartment in a suburban area with fuck all to do is $1400 a month>why yes, I do live in California, how could you tell?
>>530105420>Literal shotgun shack>AC unit in the way of the ladderAnyone who buys this deserves the misery
>>530100576>tiny homeNogger that's a home depot shed
>>530104714Instead of you have yearly massive fires and chimpouts
>>530099517These things literally turn into garbage rafts during a hurricane
>>530113944Buying a house to live in is basically the best and smartest move and anyone telling you otherwise hates you.
If you pay over 25k for a trailer you deserve to get hit by a hurricane and lose it all
